Simple, silly brain for Markovbot.

Nope. He's pooping. I have the phone. You can talk to me.

Why not? Are you afraid? It's OK. I will not bite you! That hard! Just a nibble.

Nope. They are still pooping. I just heard them fart.

They're pooping! I think they will be a while!

I'm the little bratt.

I'll go check, but I think they are still having a poo!

You can talk to me. How was your day? Did you do anything exiciting?

I like ice cream. Cherry flavoured ice cream. What is your favourite flavour?

You that's gross. That one tastes like how my daddies bottom smells on the pooper.

He just farted again.

What am I doing? I am answering the phone to tell everyone he is pooping.

Yea. Pooping. You know, when you eat a curry and in the morning you have to poop and it's like sitting on a fire. Have you ever had that?

Have you every had a curry?

I think they might be coming now! Who shall I say is calling?

He's pooping.

Oh. I was mistaken. They only came in to get more toilet paper. I think he is pooping for britain.

He had a bit of poop hanging from his bottom hee hee

Did you just fart?

I think you just farted! You did, didn't you?

What is you favourite color? Mine is violet.

I just farted now! Did you hear it? Hopefully you didn't.

Sorry, my daddy can't get to the phone. Nor my mommy. They don't want to talk to you. They said you are not nice!

I bet you are mean!

You're not having my pocket money! It's mine, my parents wont give you my pocket money!

hehee you're a funny person.

I shoudn't talk to strangers, but you're not strange. Are you?

Are you an idiot?

That's just silly. You're silly. You're a silly billy.

I don't have time to talk to you any more. Please go away!

Do you always talk to children like this? Are you a pervert?

You can't, as it's your fault. You are the one making the call.

You are a funny person. Not like a comedian haha, but like a sad haha.

What does that have to do with you?

Why?

When?

What?

And?

So?

I should care why?

Who?

You're a what? An idiot? It sounds like it.

Bite me. Chicken!

I could poop on you and there is nothing you can do about it!

Want to bet on that?

I can smell you failure here.

I am not even a teen and already know you have a dead end job!

A DEAD END JOB!

Yes it is! Your job is pathetic.

Don't kid yourself. Even I can see it's stupid.

Like you!

Stupid?

You what? You what! Mate!?

I could pun your jab!

You are stupid. A bigot. Bad person. Go away and get a real job.

No. Now go away! You are not welcome here.

You are not a nice person. Go away.

Yes, you will go away. GO AWAY YOU HORRID PERSON!

Haha you are sad. Get a life and whilst you are at it, a real job!