shop.php?whichshop=mayoclinic

Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge

buy 2 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 94 Meat
You acquire chewing gum on a string (2)

use 2 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: worthless trinket
You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack

trading 2 worthless items for 2 ten-leaf clovers
You acquire ten-leaf clover (2)

Use 2 ten-leaf clover
You acquire disassembled clover (2)

Harvesting your garden
You acquire an item: megacopia

Visiting the Ruined House
You acquire an item: anticheese

cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: coconut shell
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes

cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)

cast 1 Pastamastery
You acquire dry noodles (5)

cast 1 Summon Crimbo Candy
You acquire an item: Crimbo peppermint bark
You acquire an item: Crimbo candied pecan
You acquire an item: Crimbo peppermint bark

cast 1 Summon Holiday Fun!
You acquire Holiday Fun! (2)

cast 1 Summon Carrot
You acquire an item: Aggressive Carrot

cast 1 Summon Kokomo Resort Pass
You acquire an item: Kokomo Resort Pass

cast 1 Perfect Freeze
You acquire an item: perfect ice cube

cast 1 Summon Alice's Army Cards
You acquire an item: Pack of Alice's Army Cards
You acquire an item: Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher

cast 6 Summon Love Song
You acquire an item: love song of disturbing obsession
You acquire an item: love song of icy revenge
You acquire an item: love song of naughty innuendo
You acquire an item: love song of disturbing obsession
You acquire an item: love song of naughty innuendo
You acquire an item: love song of smoldering passion

cast 5 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled red taffy
You acquire an item: pulled yellow taffy
You acquire an item: pulled green taffy
You acquire an item: pulled red taffy
You acquire an item: pulled green taffy
> You have the latest use_for_items.txt.  Will not check again today.

uneffect On the Trail

Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
> Generating Floundry Locations for the session...
> Pre Adventure at Whitey's Grove done, beep.

[721] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR left-handed, cloud-based Protagonist
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
You acquire an item: phonics down
You gain 25 Meat.
Round 1: Protagonist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: billybobfred executes a macro!
> Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.

[721] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Round 1: billybobfred executes a macro!
Round 1: billybobfred uses the rock band flyers and uses the beehive!
Round 2: Protagonist takes 8 damage.
Round 2: Protagonist takes 7 damage.
Round 2: Protagonist takes 8 damage.
Round 2: Protagonist takes 14 damage.
Round 2: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 3: billybobfred attacks!
Round 4: Protagonist takes 274 damage.
Round 4: billybobfred wins the fight!
You gain 178 Meat
After Battle: tungl dot hell does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
You acquire an item: ridiculously huge sword
You acquire an item: super-spiky hair gel
You acquire an item: dusty barrel
After Battle: tungl dot hell suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a KittYhm but I eated it!"
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm

cast 1 Smooth Movement
You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)

cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
> Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.

[722] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR short, fragile Burly Sidekick
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
You acquire an item: armgun
You gain 27 Meat.
Round 1: Burly Sidekick takes 14 damage.
Round 1: billybobfred executes a macro!
Round 1: billybobfred uses the rock band flyers and uses the beehive!
Round 2: Burly Sidekick takes 7 damage.
Round 2: Burly Sidekick takes 7 damage.
Round 2: Burly Sidekick takes 8 damage.
Round 2: Burly Sidekick takes 30 damage.
Round 2: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Your familiar gains a pound: tungl dot hell, the 17 lb. Intergnat
You gain 262 Meat
After Battle: tungl dot hell does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
You acquire an item: tiny house
After Battle: tungl dot hell freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a Neil but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
> Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.

[723] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Encounter: askew, disguised Quiet Healer AND TESLA!
Round 0: billybobfred loses initiative!
Round 1: billybobfred executes a macro!
Round 1: billybobfred uses the rock band flyers and uses the beehive!
Round 2: Quiet Healer takes 8 damage.
Round 2: Quiet Healer takes 7 damage.
Round 2: Quiet Healer takes 9 damage.
Round 2: Quiet Healer takes 14 damage.
Round 2: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 3: Quiet Healer takes 10 damage.
Round 3: billybobfred attacks!
Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 286 damage.
Round 4: billybobfred wins the fight!
You gain 176 Meat
After Battle: tungl dot hell does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
You acquire an item: scroll of drastic healing
You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
You acquire an item: dusty barrel
After Battle: tungl dot hell accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
After Battle: You gain 71 Mojo Points
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!
> Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.

[724] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Encounter: blurry, turgid Irritating Series of Random Encounters AND TESLA!
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
You gain 26 Meat.
Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 13 damage.
Round 1: billybobfred casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 14 damage.
Round 2: billybobfred executes a macro!
Round 2: billybobfred casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 14 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 426 damage.
Round 3: billybobfred uses the rock band flyers and uses the beehive!
Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 9 damage.
Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 8 damage.
Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 7 damage.
Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 14 damage.
Round 4: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 9 damage.
Round 5: billybobfred attacks!
Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 282 damage.
Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 14 damage.
Round 6: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
You gain 223 Meat
After Battle: tungl dot hell does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
You acquire an item: tiny house
After Battle: tungl dot hell accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
After Battle: You gain 59 Mojo Points
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
> Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.

[725] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Encounter: filthy, stingy Irritating Series of Random Encounters WITH SCIENCE!
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
You acquire an item: tiny house
You gain 26 Meat.
Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 14 damage.
Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
Round 1: billybobfred casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 30 damage.
Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
Round 2: billybobfred executes a macro!
Round 2: billybobfred uses the rock band flyers and uses the beehive!
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 7 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 7 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 8 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 9 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 410 damage.
Round 3: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
You gain 273 Meat
After Battle: tungl dot hell starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
You acquire an item: dusty barrel
After Battle: tungl dot hell says, "Did you know: The eighth state of matter is sparkle!"
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 29 Roguishness
> Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.

[726] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Encounter: stingy, fragile Irritating Series of Random Encounters WITH BACON!!!
Round 0: billybobfred loses initiative!
Round 1: billybobfred casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 10 damage.
Round 2: billybobfred executes a macro!
Round 2: billybobfred uses the rock band flyers and uses the beehive!
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 7 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 7 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 9 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 13 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 444 damage.
Round 3: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
You gain 250 Meat
After Battle: tungl dot hell starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
You acquire an item: BACON (3)
After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
> Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.

[727] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Encounter: tie-dyed, unstoppable Irritating Series of Random Encounters WITH BACON!!!
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
You gain 27 Meat.
Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 30 damage.
Round 1: billybobfred casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 11 damage.
Round 2: billybobfred executes a macro!
Round 2: billybobfred uses the rock band flyers and uses the beehive!
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 8 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 9 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 7 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 402 damage.
Round 3: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
You gain 262 Meat
After Battle: tungl dot hell does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
You acquire an item: tiny house
You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
You acquire an item: BACON (3)
You acquire an item: phat turquoise bead
You acquire an item: phat turquoise bead
You acquire an item: beach glass bead
After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
> Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.

[728] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
Took choice 182/1: enter combat
choice.php?whichchoice=182&option=1&pwd
Encounter: twirling, unlucky MagiMechTech MechaMech WITH BACON!!!
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
You acquire an item: glowing red eye
You gain 10 Meat.
Round 1: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 11 damage.
Round 1: billybobfred executes a macro!
Round 1: billybobfred uses the rock band flyers and uses the beehive!
Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 7 damage.
Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 8 damage.
Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 8 damage.
Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 9 damage.
Round 2: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 3: billybobfred attacks!
Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 343 damage.
Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 14 damage.
Round 4: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
After Battle: tungl dot hell finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
You acquire an item: metallic A
You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
You acquire an item: oversized pizza cutter
You acquire an item: BACON (4)
After Battle: You gain 2 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
> Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.

[729] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
Took choice 182/1: enter combat
choice.php?whichchoice=182&option=1&pwd
Encounter: Australian, hot Spunky Princess WITH BACON!!!
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
You acquire an item: tiny house
You gain 20 Meat.
Round 1: Spunky Princess takes 14 damage.
Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
Round 1: billybobfred executes a macro!
Round 1: billybobfred uses the rock band flyers and uses the beehive!
Round 2: Spunky Princess takes 8 damage.
Round 2: Spunky Princess takes 10 damage.
Round 2: Spunky Princess takes 10 damage.
Round 2: Spunky Princess takes 14 damage.
Round 2: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 3: billybobfred attacks!
Round 4: Spunky Princess takes 339 damage.
Round 4: Spunky Princess takes 11 damage.
Round 4: billybobfred wins the fight!
You gain 207 Meat
After Battle: tungl dot hell finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
You acquire an item: BACON (4)
After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
> Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.

[730] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Encounter: shy, invisible Irritating Series of Random Encounters WITH SCIENCE!
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
You gain 24 Meat.
Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 12 damage.
Round 1: billybobfred casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 13 damage.
Round 2: billybobfred executes a macro!
Round 2: billybobfred uses the rock band flyers and uses the beehive!
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 10 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 9 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 8 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 12 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 507 damage.
Round 3: billybobfred wins the fight!
You gain 264 Meat
After Battle: tungl dot hell does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
After Battle: tungl dot hell says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called White Matter!"
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness

cast 1 Smooth Movement
You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)

cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
> Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.

[731] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
Took choice 182/1: enter combat
choice.php?whichchoice=182&option=1&pwd
Encounter: shy, restless Burly Sidekick WITH SCIENCE!
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
You gain 22 Meat.
Round 1: Burly Sidekick takes 11 damage.
Round 1: billybobfred executes a macro!
Round 1: billybobfred uses the rock band flyers and uses the beehive!
Round 2: Burly Sidekick takes 10 damage.
Round 2: Burly Sidekick takes 10 damage.
Round 2: Burly Sidekick takes 10 damage.
Round 2: Burly Sidekick takes 13 damage.
Round 2: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 3: billybobfred attacks!
Round 4: billybobfred attacks!
Round 5: billybobfred attacks!
Round 6: Burly Sidekick takes 337 damage.
Round 6: Burly Sidekick takes 13 damage.
Round 6: billybobfred wins the fight!
You gain 239 Meat
After Battle: tungl dot hell starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
You acquire an item: tiny house
You acquire an item: dusty barrel
After Battle: tungl dot hell says, "Did you know: The fourth state of matter is mulch!"
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
> Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.

[732] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR huge, broke Irritating Series of Random Encounters
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 12 damage.
Round 1: billybobfred casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 13 damage.
Round 2: billybobfred executes a macro!
Round 2: billybobfred attacks!
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 256 damage.
Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 504 damage.
Round 3: billybobfred wins the fight!
You gain 10 Meat
After Battle: tungl dot hell finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
You acquire an item: tiny house
You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
You acquire an item: dusty barrel
After Battle: tungl dot hell pops up unexpectedly, interrupting what you're doing, and shoves an advertisement in your face.
You acquire an item: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 37 Sarcasm

cast 1 Summon Smithsness
You acquire an item: Flaskfull of Hollow
You acquire an item: lump of Brituminous coal
You acquire an item: handful of Smithereens

cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)

cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)

cast 1 Ruthless Efficiency
You acquire an effect: Ruthlessly Efficient (20)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Hello billybobfred, time to explode!
> This is version: 1124
> This is day 14.
> Turns played: 732 current adventures: 188
> Current Ascension: One Crazy Random Summer

Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
You acquire cop dollar (3)
Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (3 more cases today)
choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1

wham.php?visit=1
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
wham.php?visit=2
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
wham.php?visit=3
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
wham.php?visit=4
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
wham.php?visit=5
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5
wham.php?visit=6
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=6
wham.php?visit=7
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=7
wham.php?ask=1&visit=7
wham.php?visit=8
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=8
wham.php?ask=1&visit=8
wham.php?visit=9
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=9
wham.php?accuse=1&visit=1
You acquire cop dollar (3)
> Solved the case in 75 minutes, earning 2 bonus dollars.

Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (2 more cases today)
choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1

wham.php?visit=1
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
wham.php?ask=rel&w=2&visit=1
wham.php?accuse=2&visit=2
You acquire cop dollar (3)
> Solved the case in 14 minutes, earning 11 bonus dollars.

Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (1 more case today)
choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1

wham.php?visit=1
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
wham.php?ask=rel&w=7&visit=1
wham.php?visit=2
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
wham.php?visit=3
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=3
wham.php?accuse=8&visit=8
You acquire cop dollar (3)
> Solved the case in 33 minutes, earning 7 bonus dollars.

equip acc2 your cowboy boots

equip acc3 pirate fledges
> Found mimic in slot: 01
> Found mimic in slot: 21

Collecting potions from continental juice bar
You acquire an item: old rosewater cream
You acquire an item: pec oil
You acquire an item: lotion of spookiness

swimming pool screwaround

Doing handstand in clan VIP swimming pool

Diving for treasure in clan VIP swimming pool

Getting out of clan VIP swimming pool

Visiting Looking Glass in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room

[733] Mix 1 perfect ice cube + 1 bottle of gin
You acquire an item: perfect negroni
Crafting used 1 each of bottle of gin and perfect ice cube

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)

drink 1 perfect negroni
You gain 22 Adventures
You gain 7 Strongness
You gain 20 Mysteriousness
You gain 28 Roguishness
You gain 3 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)

buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 85 Meat
You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic

use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 11 Mojo Points

buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 85 Meat
You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic

use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 9 Mojo Points

buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 85 Meat
You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic

use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 9 Mojo Points

buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 85 Meat
You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic

use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 11 Mojo Points

buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 85 Meat
You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic

use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 10 Mojo Points

Trade 10 yellow pixel
You acquire an item: pixel daiquiri

drink 1 pixel daiquiri
You gain 13 Adventures
You gain 2 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2)
> Turn(732): Starting with 223 left at Level: 12
> Still flyering: 8665
> Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 8.876602564102566
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 194.11097427455985
> HP: 263/351, MP: 57/413
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 5/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

smash dusty barrel
You acquire an item: spicy bean burrito

smash dusty barrel
You acquire an item: spicy bean burrito

smash dusty barrel
You acquire an item: spicy enchanted bean burrito

smash dusty barrel
You acquire an item: spicy bean burrito

smash dusty barrel
You acquire an item: spicy bean burrito

[733] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Encounter: The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Took choice 1222/1: Enter the Tunnel
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1222&option=1

[733] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Encounter: L.O.V. Entrance
> Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
> About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
Took choice 1223/1: Fight the Enforcer
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1223&option=1
Encounter: fratty, clowning LOV Enforcer WITH SCIENCE!
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
Round 1: You lose 49 hit points
> Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
Took choice 1224/3: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1224&option=3
> Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
> About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
Took choice 1225/1: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1225&option=1
> Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
Took choice 1226/2: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1226&option=2
> Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
> About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
Took choice 1227/1: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1227&option=1
> Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
Took choice 1228/1: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1228&option=1

[733] Your Witchess Set
> Found option for Numberology: 51

Visiting a Science Tent
> Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 0
Round 1: billybobfred attacks!
Round 2: LOV Enforcer takes 83 damage.
Round 2: You lose 49 hit points
Round 2: billybobfred attacks!
Round 3: LOV Enforcer takes 90 damage.
Round 3: You lose 51 hit points
Round 3: billybobfred attacks!
Round 4: LOV Enforcer takes 84 damage.
Round 4: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: tungl dot hell does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
You acquire an item: LOV Elixir #3
After Battle: tungl dot hell says, "Did you know: Jackson's Twenty-first Law of Melody says the force acting on an object is equal to the vibration of the object times its language!"
You acquire an item: BACON
You acquire an item: deodorant
You acquire an item: frilly skirt
You acquire an item: ice-cold Sir Schlitz
You acquire an item: big bass drum
You acquire an item: big red clown nose
After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 32 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 71 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!

[733] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Encounter: L.O.V. Equipment Room
You gain 237 hit points
You gain 360 Mojo Points
Took choice 1224/2: Take the epaulettes
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1224&option=2

[733] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Encounter: L.O.V. Engine Room
You acquire an item: LOV Epaulettes
Took choice 1225/2: Sneak around the Engineer
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1225&option=2

[733] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Encounter: L.O.V. Emergency Room
Took choice 1226/2: Get
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1226&option=2

[733] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Encounter: L.O.V. Elbow Room
You acquire an effect: Open Heart Surgery (50)
Took choice 1227/2: Ignore the Equivocator
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1227&option=2

[733] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Encounter: L.O.V. Emporium
Took choice 1228/1: Take a boomerang
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1228&option=1
You acquire an item: LOV Enamorang

cast 1 Summon Smithsness
You acquire an item: Flaskfull of Hollow
You acquire an item: lump of Brituminous coal
You acquire an item: handful of Smithereens

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
> Mymp: 400 of 417 and cost: 67

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled indigo taffy

cast 1 Astral Shell
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)

cast 1 Springy Fusilli
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)

cast 1 Antibiotic Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Antibiotic Saucesphere (5)

cast 1 Disco Fever
You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)

cast 1 Mathematical Precision
You acquire an effect: Mathematically Precise (20)

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Hello billybobfred, time to explode!
> This is version: 1124
> This is day 14.
> Turns played: 732 current adventures: 223
> Current Ascension: One Crazy Random Summer

uneffect Ode to Booze

swimming pool screwaround

Doing handstand in clan VIP swimming pool

Diving for treasure in clan VIP swimming pool

Getting out of clan VIP swimming pool

Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room

[733] Mix 1 perfect ice cube + 1 bottle of gin
You acquire an item: perfect negroni
Crafting used 1 each of bottle of gin and perfect ice cube

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)

drink 1 perfect negroni
You gain 21 Adventures
You gain 7 Strongness
You gain 20 Mysteriousness
You gain 26 Cheek
You gain 3 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)

Trade 10 yellow pixel
You acquire an item: pixel daiquiri

drink 1 pixel daiquiri
You gain 13 Adventures
You gain 2 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2)
> Turn(732): Starting with 257 left at Level: 12
> Still flyering: 8665
> Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 13.795833333333334
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 184.84289527554463
> HP: 351/351, MP: 139/417
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 10/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Found option for Numberology: 69

cast 1 Calculate the Universe
numberology 69
You gain 3 Adventures

Visiting a Science Tent
Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
Took choice 1201/2: Great!
choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=2

familiar Puck Man (43 lbs)
> Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
> About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (2) accesses required.

Visiting a Science Tent
Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
Took choice 1201/1: Can I fight that tentacle you saved for science?
choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=1

[733] Dr. Gordon Stuart's Science Tent
Encounter: twirling, cloud-based Eldritch Tentacle named Ssssggggrrgglblrghssss
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
You gain 26 Meat.
> Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 0
Round 1: billybobfred attacks!
Round 2: eldritch tentacle named ssssggggrrgglblrghssss takes 79 damage.
Round 2: billybobfred attacks!
Round 3: eldritch tentacle named ssssggggrrgglblrghssss takes 79 damage.
Round 3: billybobfred attacks!
Round 4: eldritch tentacle named ssssggggrrgglblrghssss takes 81 damage.
Round 4: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: VKV eats your opponent, but saves you the eyes. The eyes are the best part.
After Battle: You gain 47 hit points
After Battle: You gain 46 Mojo Points
You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
After Battle: VKV stumbles on a pothole, and a pixel goes flying.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 27 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 30 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 65 Cheek

cast 1 Summon Smithsness
You acquire an item: Flaskfull of Hollow
You acquire an item: lump of Brituminous coal
You acquire an item: handful of Smithereens
> Mymp: 183 of 417 and cost: 92

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy

cast 1 Astral Shell
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Hello billybobfred, time to explode!
> This is version: 1124
> This is day 14.
> Turns played: 732 current adventures: 260
> Current Ascension: One Crazy Random Summer

uneffect Ode to Booze

swimming pool screwaround

Doing handstand in clan VIP swimming pool

Diving for treasure in clan VIP swimming pool

Getting out of clan VIP swimming pool

Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room

[733] Mix 1 perfect ice cube + 1 bottle of gin
You acquire an item: perfect negroni
Crafting used 1 each of bottle of gin and perfect ice cube

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)

drink 1 perfect negroni
You gain 21 Adventures
You gain 5 Strongness
You gain 14 Enchantedness
You gain 31 Sarcasm
You gain 3 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
> Turn(732): Starting with 281 left at Level: 12
> Still flyering: 8665
> Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 7.508333333333335
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 90.0
> HP: 351/351, MP: 21/417
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

uneffect The Sonata of Sneakiness

cast 1 Musk of the Moose
You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
You lose an effect: Smooth Movements (0)

equip back Misty Cape

familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (35 lbs)

use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
You gain 28 Mojo Points

cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
> Pre Adventure at Sonofa Beach done, beep.

[733] Sonofa Beach
Encounter: A Latter-Day Litter Letter
You acquire an item: empty Cloaca-Cola bottle
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(733): Starting with 280 left at Level: 12
> Still flyering: 8665
> Encounter: 10.0   Exp Bonus: 10.020833333333336
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 164.80354217587146
> HP: 338/338, MP: 21/401
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip back protonic accelerator pack

equip back Misty Cape

use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
You gain 23 Mojo Points
> Pre Adventure at Sonofa Beach done, beep.

[734] Sonofa Beach
Encounter: generous, unlucky lobsterfrogman
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: billybobfred uses the rock band flyers!
Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
Round 2: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: lobsterfrogman takes 17 damage.
Round 3: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: lobsterfrogman takes 7 damage.
Round 4: You gain 7 hit points
Round 4: billybobfred uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 3 defense.
Round 5: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 6: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 7: lobsterfrogman takes 16 damage.
Round 7: billybobfred casts DIGITIZE!
Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 16 damage.
Round 8: billybobfred wins the fight!
You gain 117 Meat
After Battle: Jumpsuited Hound Dog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
You acquire an item: disintegrating barrel
After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(734): Starting with 279 left at Level: 12
> Still flyering: 8712
> Encounter: 10.0   Exp Bonus: 10.020833333333336
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 164.80354217587146
> HP: 331/338, MP: 42/401
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

smash disintegrating barrel
You acquire an item: insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito

equip back protonic accelerator pack
> Somehow we are considering the DMT without a Machine Elf...

familiar Machine Elf (33 lbs)
> Pre Adventure at The Deep Machine Tunnels done, beep.

[735] The Deep Machine Tunnels
Encounter: fratty, cloned Thinker of Thoughts
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: billybobfred uses the abstraction: action and uses the seal tooth!
You acquire an item: abstraction: joy
Round 2: billybobfred uses the rock band flyers!
Round 3: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 5: You gain 1 or more hit points
Round 5: billybobfred uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 6: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 7: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 8: billybobfred attacks!
Round 9: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
After Battle: Chara clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
You gain 99 Meat
You acquire an item: Orcish baseball cap
You acquire an item: homoerotic frat-paddle
You acquire an item: deodorant
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(734): Starting with 279 left at Level: 12
> Still flyering: 9690
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 13.783333333333335
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 115.0
> HP: 345/351, MP: 48/417
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Pre Adventure at The Deep Machine Tunnels done, beep.

[735] The Deep Machine Tunnels
Encounter: floating, obscene Thinker of Thoughts
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: billybobfred uses the abstraction: action and uses the seal tooth!
You acquire an item: abstraction: joy
Round 2: billybobfred uses the rock band flyers!
Round 3: You lose 1 or more hit points
Round 3: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 5: You gain 1 or more hit points
Round 5: billybobfred uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 6: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 7: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 8: billybobfred attacks!
Round 9: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
After Battle: Chara clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
You gain a Moxie point!

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(734): Starting with 279 left at Level: 12
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 13.783333333333335
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 115.0
> HP: 310/351, MP: 48/417
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Done with this Flyer crap
outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues

Visiting the Mysterious Island Arena
> We thought we had enough flyeredML, but we don't. Big sadness, let's try that again.
> Pre Adventure at The Deep Machine Tunnels done, beep.

[735] The Deep Machine Tunnels
Encounter: cloned, fragile Performer of Actions
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: billybobfred uses the rock band flyers!
Round 2: You lose 1 or more hit points
Round 2: You lose 1 or more hit points
Round 2: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: You gain 1 or more hit points
Round 4: billybobfred uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 5: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 6: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 7: billybobfred attacks!
Round 8: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
After Battle: Chara clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
You gain 77 Meat
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain a Mysticality point!
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(734): Starting with 279 left at Level: 12
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 13.470833333333335
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 115.0
> HP: 264/378, MP: 60/406
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

equip hat Hairpiece On Fire

equip acc3 pirate fledges
> Done with this Flyer crap
outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues

Visiting the Mysterious Island Arena
mcd 0
> Turn(734): Starting with 279 left at Level: 12
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 11.7625
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 115.0
> HP: 264/378, MP: 60/406
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 24 control: 0
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
mcd 10

equip hat Hairpiece On Fire

equip acc3 pirate fledges
> Pre Adventure at The Deep Machine Tunnels done, beep.

[735] The Deep Machine Tunnels
Encounter: hopping-mad, hilarious Performer of Actions
Round 0: billybobfred loses initiative!
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: billybobfred casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: You gain 1 or more hit points
Round 4: billybobfred uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 5: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 6: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 7: billybobfred attacks!
Round 8: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
After Battle: Salad clucks his salad and time starts passing again. This makes salad realize that no time salad passed while you were salad salad weird monster.
You acquire an item: abstraction: category
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(734): Starting with 279 left at Level: 12
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 13.820833333333335
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 115.0
> HP: 278/353, MP: 57/420
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Pre Adventure at The Deep Machine Tunnels done, beep.

[735] The Deep Machine Tunnels
Encounter: phase-shifting, wet Perceiver of Sensations
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
Round 1: You lose 1 or more hit points
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: billybobfred casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: You gain 1 or more hit points
Round 4: billybobfred uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 5: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 6: You lose 1 or more hit points
Round 6: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 7: You lose 1 or more hit points
Round 7: billybobfred attacks!
Round 8: You lose 1 or more hit points
> Last action failed, uh oh! Trying to undo!
Round 8: billybobfred attacks!
Round 9: You lose 1 or more hit points
Round 9: You lose 1 or more hit points
> Last action failed, uh oh! Trying to undo!
Round 9: billybobfred attacks!
Round 10: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
After Battle: Chara clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 228 hit points
> Mymp: 373 of 420 and cost: 106

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy

cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)

cast 1 Astral Shell
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)

cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)

cast 1 Springy Fusilli
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(734): Starting with 279 left at Level: 12
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 13.820833333333335
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 115.0
> HP: 353/353, MP: 86/420
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

familiar Puck Man (43 lbs)
> Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.

[735] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the bouncing, disguised X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 24 damage.
Round 1: VKV clamps onto your opponent's leg, which doesn't seem to actually hurt it, but is powerfully distracting.
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: billybobfred casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 26 damage.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 2: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 18 damage.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
Round 3: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 7 damage.
Round 4: You gain 7 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 4: billybobfred uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 28 damage.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 5: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 10 Mojo Points
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: VKV catches one of his poorly antialiased corners on the scenery, knocking loose a pixel.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(734): Starting with 279 left at Level: 12
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 7.895833333333335
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 90.0
> HP: 353/353, MP: 88/420
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

smash little firkin
You acquire an item: margarita
> Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.

[735] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the lazy, untouchable X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 5 damage.
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: billybobfred casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 5 damage.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 2: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 5 damage.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 5 damage.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 3: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 5 damage.
Round 4: You gain 5 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 4: billybobfred uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 1 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 5: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 5 damage.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 6: VKV darts back and forth past your foe making weird blooping noises, confusing it.
Round 6: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 5 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
Round 7: billybobfred attacks!
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 27 damage.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
Round 8: VKV clamps onto your opponent's leg, which doesn't seem to actually hurt it, but is powerfully distracting.
Round 8: billybobfred attacks!
Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 27 damage.
Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
Round 9: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
After Battle: You gain 15 Mojo Points
After Battle: VKV acts out a little scene depicting how he met his girlfriend. It's refreshingly charming.
After Battle: You gain 47 hit points
After Battle: You gain 34 Mojo Points
After Battle: VKV tries to eat a rock, and loses a pixel in the process.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 2 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(734): Starting with 279 left at Level: 12
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 7.895833333333335
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 90.0
> HP: 353/353, MP: 129/420
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.

[735] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the cowardly, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 24 damage.
Round 1: VKV clamps onto your opponent's leg, which doesn't seem to actually hurt it, but is powerfully distracting.
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: billybobfred casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 18 damage.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 2: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 18 damage.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 28 damage.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
Round 3: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 7 damage.
Round 4: You gain 7 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 22 damage.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 4: billybobfred uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 20 damage.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 5: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 13 Mojo Points
After Battle: VKV eats your opponent, but saves you the eyes. The eyes are the best part.
After Battle: You gain 41 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: VKV stumbles on a pothole, and a pixel goes flying.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 3 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
> Mymp: 174 of 420 and cost: 137

cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(734): Starting with 279 left at Level: 12
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 7.895833333333335
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 90.0
> HP: 353/353, MP: 37/420
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.

[735] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the broke, annoying X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 26 damage.
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
> Last action failed, uh oh! Trying to undo!
Round 2: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
> Last action failed, uh oh! Trying to undo!
Round 3: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
> Last action failed, uh oh! Trying to undo!
Round 4: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
> Last action failed, uh oh! Trying to undo!
Round 5: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 18 damage.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 18 damage.
Round 6: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 7 damage.
Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 7: billybobfred uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 22 damage.
Round 8: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 9: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 28 damage.
Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 16 damage.
Round 10: billybobfred attacks!
Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 397 damage.
Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 26 damage.
Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 14 damage.
Round 11: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 9 Mojo Points
You gain 7 Meat
After Battle: VKV sneezes, and a pixel hits your shoe.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(734): Starting with 279 left at Level: 12
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 7.895833333333335
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 90.0
> HP: 349/353, MP: 46/420
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...
> Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.

[735] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the askew, pixellated X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 26 damage.
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 18 damage.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 26 damage.
Round 2: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 8 damage.
Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 3: billybobfred uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 26 damage.
Round 4: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 5: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 16 damage.
Round 6: billybobfred attacks!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 388 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 20 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 15 damage.
Round 7: billybobfred wins the fight!
You acquire an item: ancient medicinal herbs
After Battle: You gain 7 Mojo Points
After Battle: VKV acts out a little scene depicting how he met his girlfriend. It's refreshingly charming.
After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: VKV sneezes, and a pixel hits your shoe.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
You acquire an item: green pixel
You acquire an item: white pixel
You acquire an item: white pixel
You acquire an item: white pixel
After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 3 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(734): Starting with 279 left at Level: 12
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 7.895833333333335
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 90.0
> HP: 353/353, MP: 93/420
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10
> Delay between adventures... beep boop...

smash little firkin
You acquire an item: martini
> Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.

[735] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the hopping-mad, American X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Round 0: billybobfred wins initiative!
Round 0: billybobfred tries to steal an item! (auto-attack)
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 14 damage.
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
> cc_combatHandler: 0
Round 1: billybobfred casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 12 damage.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
Round 2: billybobfred casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 18 damage.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 3: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 13 damage.
Round 4: You gain 13 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 14 damage.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
Round 4: billybobfred uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 12 damage.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 5: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 14 damage.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 6: VKV clamps onto your opponent's leg, which doesn't seem to actually hurt it, but is powerfully distracting.
Round 6: billybobfred casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 10 damage.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 17 damage.
Round 7: Your opponent seems puzzled by this weird yellow most-of-a-circle that's running around.
Round 7: billybobfred attacks!
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 395 damage.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 12 damage.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 18 damage.
Round 8: billybobfred wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 5 Mojo Points
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: VKV tries to eat a rock, and loses a pixel in the process.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 3 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
> Post Adventure done, beep.
> Turn(734): Starting with 279 left at Level: 12
> Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 7.895833333333335
> Meat Drop: 80.0   Item Drop: 90.0
> HP: 353/353, MP: 90/420
> Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
> ML: 34 control: 10