Jump 256: Soul Eater

Jump #256: Soul Eater
>Queen of Pentacles: A person steadfast, practical, and domestic, able to create opulence and stability in any setting.
>Age: 10
>Location: Witch's Realm
>Identity: Drop-In
>Drawbacks: Think Of The Children (+100), Obsession (+200)
So I'm not going to kill any kids, and I'm obsessed with something. You know what's fun to be obsessed over? Cooking. Because screw this setting, if one can have madness of boobs, then I will be obsessed with cooking.
>Ripper (Free, Drop-In)
Boosted speed and agility is the best! Horrifying claws, perhaps a bit less so... but they're useful for chopping vegetables!
>Strong Soul (900)
The spiritual strength of ninety-nine men? I have absolutely no idea what that actually MEANS, though.
>Soul Menace (800)
Having to rely on some sort of weapon is a nasty weakness that I have no intention of inviting. Resonating with my own soul basically means I should be able to engage in high-impact s- I mean, the usual fighty nonsense that everyone else here seems to engage in.
>Anti-Demon Wavelength (0)
Madness is a silly mechanic. If this is what I resonate with, I'm pretty sure I can basically walk up and slap whoever's ranting about madness and screwing with peoples' heads.

So, that basically sums up my ten years here. Walking around and slapping the shit out of people when they're playing these silly games. Am I going out of my way to do anything with the plot? No. But if it comes my way, I will happily smack the shit out of people.

No, I am instead going to use my abilities as a jumper to do what I feel is the best use of my time in a setting like this: sitting it out, building a restaurant and making it a huge success. It might be because my patience with such behavior is low, or because I'm still irate about getting a companion and literally losing her two jumps later because she refused to stop playing god, I'm not sure.

But that doesn't really matter. What matters is that I'm making awesome food that people enjoy.