Serial Killer in Equestria (one shots)

1) Pinkie Pie: The First Attempt
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>Day psychotic serial killer in Equestria.
>You were one of the best, most notorious serial killers back on Earth.
>One fateful day however, things changed. You had been caught, and your days were very numbered at that point.
>But for whatever reason, you somehow ended up in another world. It was a world inhabited by miniature talking colored ponies, sunshine and happiness and rainbows and...
>Yeah. It's bloody repulsive. One the plus side, you've been given a second chance! A new world that has easily rekindled your love for killing.
>On top of having a world full of creatures that you'd just love to tear apart and humiliate in every way possible, you found your first target very early on.
>She was very happy-go-lucky and full of energy. She was friends with everybody. Literally everybody! She never showed any signs of slowing down, and it was getting on your nerves from the moment you laid eyes on her.
>Her coat, mane and tail were also pink. She was entirely fucking pink! And she had a tattoo of balloons on her ass on top of that!
>And her name was Pinkie Pie!
>Yeah. That was too much for you to handle.
>She quickly became your first target, and you were finally about to execute your simple plan.
>Yep, a simple plan. Typically, you enjoy finding really unique and intricate methods of doing people in, but this was a new world to you.
>The physics were all wrong! Not only that, but this pony annoyed you so much that you just wanted her out of the way so you can have time to figure out everything else.
>So here you were. Sugarcube Corner as they called it. Really it was just a giant fucking gingerbread house.
>Well, you don't think it was actually made out of gingerbread, but you weren't about to question it.
>That insufferable pink pony had invited you over today. Just you.
>You weren't sure why, but you didn't care. It was the perfect opportunity.
>Just play along until you find the right moment to strike.

>"Hiya Anon!" the pink bitch shouts as you enter the building. She jumps from the other side of the counter and latches onto you, wrapping all four of her legs around in a fierce bear hug.
>Your right eye twitches. Alright, that's it.
>You position your left arm around her to keep her in place; as if you even had to.
>As you do that, you notice she had been cutting a cake into slices with a giant knife.
>Walking around the counter, you snatch up the knife in your right hand and continue to walk over to the stairs.
>"Take me to my bedroom!" she joyfully demands.
>Uh... okay. Whatever, it's perfect. Nobody will see it happen!
>Eventually, you make it to her room upstairs.
>She was giggling the entire time... You've had more than you can take!
>Once inside her room, you lift the pink pony off of you and toss her onto her bed.
>She lands on her back, still giggling. Looking up at you, Pinkie smiles.
>Immediately you pounce onto the bed on top of her, pinning her.
>She is still smiling. And giggling. And... now she's blushing?
>Oh god no. It's getting cute, you have to end this, right now!
>"W-what are we gonna do on the bed Anon?" she nervously asks.
>Your left eye twitches. That's it!
>Drawing the knife that was still in your right hand, you swiftly bury it into her side before she even notices it.
>Her giggling and smiling suddenly stops as she lifts her head to see what's happening.
>For once, a smile forms on your face.
>But... she's not reacting.
>There's no blood, and she doesn't seem to be feeling any pain whatsoever. What the shit?
>Pinkie looks up at you, a curious look upon her.
>"Well, are ya gonna take it out or not?" she asks in a slightly annoyed tone.
>Okay, seriously, what the fuck. You're legitimately freaked out right now.
>Not knowing what else to do, you slowly slide the knife back out.

>As you do, you begin to hear something. It sounded like air escaping a balloon.
>At the same moment, Pinkie smiles once again. Suddenly, she escapes your grasp and flies into the air.
>She was literally flying around wildly like a popped balloon, and she was loving it.
>"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" she exclaims, eventually soaring out of the open window.
>You just stand there.
>What in the actual fuck just happened!?
>No, this is no good at all. You knew the physics of this world were fucked, but this is insane!
>You won't stand for this! There has to be a way to kill these creatures, and you're going to find it!


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More to come... sometime... hopefully.