Ishitsumugi no Shou 11-1N

Evacuation instructions

Ishitsumugi no Shou 11-1N

[Hero Club room]

Fuu: We got a request from an elementary school asking to be instructors for an evacuation drill, what should we do about it?

Yuu: Ooh, evacuation drill! Like explaining how to use fire extinguishers!

Fuu: No, you can't make elementary schoolers do that.

Meb: In the first place, shouldn't this kind of thing go to the firefighters?

Tam: If you point that out, you're done for. Doing things when we're asked is what makes us Heroes.

Its: The main thing in elementary school evacuation drills is the "o-ka-shi" principle, right?

Gin: Ah, I know about that! "Don't push, don't run, don't talk!"

Anz: Eh? Wasn't it the "o-ha-shi" principle?

Kar: Huh? What are you talking about? What does the "ha" stand for?

SON: I got it! "Don't push, don't speak, don't talk".

Tou: Sonocchi, that's redundant. It must mean "Don't push, don't let go, don't talk".

Hin: My! Then "no letting go" would be even lovelier.

Wak: Exactly what do you mean?

Tak: So it's "Don't push, don't let go and don't talk?"

Chi: I-I can feel something coming over me when Takashima-san says "don't let go"...

Tak: Eh?

Chi: N-Nothing...

Yum: So which is the right answer? O-ha-shi or o-ka-shi?

Sek: Is there even a right answer? The one I learned was o-ka-shi-mo-chi.

Uta: Ah, me too! O-ka-shi plus "don't go back" and "don't scatter"!

Nat: That's pretty long...  For me it was o-su-shi.

Mit: Osushi!?

Son: Medium fatty tuna is tasty, isn't it?

Nat: The "su" stands for "stay calm". Not for vinegar.

Aya: There's all sorts of principles. I learned a lot.

Suz: You think...? Feels kind of convoluted to me.

Shi: Agreed...