/v/ the Musical - Brandy Parody

---------Randy (You're a Game Dev)---------
---A parody of "Brandy" by Looking Glass---
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There's a game by the Gearbox team.
And it serves a hundred NEETs with memes
Lonely virgins with dead-end dreams
Can't switch to Overwatch

And there's a dev who hides his shame
And he works, trying to shift the blame
They said, Randy, could you make our game?
He takes their money and runs

And Sega said: "Randy, you're a game dev" (you're a game dev)
"Make a good game, would you please?" (such a fine dev)
"Yeah, you can make a hit with Aliens: Marines"

Randy made some certain games
Taking Sega's money to fund own gains
A shooter that bears the name
Of Battleborn you know

It sold about 300K
Then dropped news, the other day
Randy made it clear he couldn't pay
To keep this game alive

The gamers said: "Randy, you're a game dev" (you're a game dev)
"Make a good game, would you please?!" (such a shit dev)
"Cut the shit, the re-releases, and the memes"

Yeah, Randy used to get respect
When he made some Half-Life stories
Now it's critics that he must deflect
On Twitter he whines sorely
But he would never tell the truth, Lord, he was a sleazy guy
That Randy tries his best just not to cry

One day, should Gearbox close down
Randy walks with a big ol' frown
Can't be "Badass", it still confounds
He thought he'd win one day

He hears them say "Randy, you're a game dev" (you're a game dev)
"Why would you think you'd be" (such a shit dev)
"the one to save the Duke Nukem IP"
It's shit, yes it is,
They said, "Randy, you're a game dev" (you're a game dev)
"Why would youthink we'd need " (such a shit dev)
"Some D.O.A .game called Borderlands 3?"