Exclusive Vidya
Based off of the Magnetic Fields' Acoustic Guitar
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95_pbttRRgg

Exclusive vidya, how awful you are
For you're not in a platform that's mine
Exclusive vidya, I can point out your flaws
Your fans must be right out of their minds

You're filled with dumb, casual gameplay
I can't believe that this trend's going to stay
If you asked me to play and that you'd pay
I'd 360 and go walk away

Exclusive releases kill the industry
How could this game not cater to me?
I will never cease until the devs see
Exclusives are worse than DLCs

All your reviews must've been corrupt
How could their score be the one you adopt?
I don't care how many lists you top
The game's cancer and it must be 'mmediately stopped

It's been a few years, and a rumour I hear
Says they've finally bended the knee
A port has appeared, so I'll be sincere now
And thank you for beta testing for me

I want to thank (You) for beta testing for me