BOWLING ALLEY FUNTIMES HALLELUJAH

When you went out for a night filled with funtimes, cheap beer, comparatively edible snacks and much too heavy balls being hurled at unsuspecting pins you never expected it to turn into this.
A lightning strike disabled the electricity in the bowling alley and thus all lights went out, electric doors were sealed shut, the bowling balls stopped returning and the scores were deleted, much to the dismay of Mint who was one strike away from a perfect score, although much to the satisfaction of Blossom who hadn't managed to knock down a single pin.
Unfortunately, the power outage was because the lightning had struck a nearby electrical pole that had thus fallen in front of the doors of the bowling alley, successfully blocking it off. And, since this facility is an incredibly cheap and possibly ant infested one (not regular ants though, these are organized mafioso ants that'll give you cement shoes and take you for a scuba diving class), it lacks other exits and also windows that you can actually reach.
And for some reason there only seems to be eight people in this bowling alley and every single one of these people is wearing two, smelly, left shoes. Bowling shoes, ofcourse. Some heinous culprit has thought it wicked smart to steal your actual shoes, that rude hecker. You can't possibly let anyone get away with this! The culprit must be found and apprehended at once!
And then you must make a swift escape before you run out of incredibly greasy french fries!!!!!