Human Girl

(to the tune of Wonderboy by Tenacious D)

Right below Newtopia, castle in the sky
There stands human girl, traveling from Wartwood
Nothing much to say before getting to Newtopia
Yeah

Human girl, how are you finding your way back home?
Human girl, won't you take me all the way to Newtopia, yeah

Now it's time for me to tell you about young Asian Newt
Weeb gamer and comrade of Human Girl
With looks and brains widely surpassing Human Girl!

What skills does she have? Well, she can glide down a rope. That do anything for ya?
She just fell in the water (Just a slight miscalculation)
How about the power to fight off ant armies? With thousands of troops? WEARING LASER HATS
Your cape's on fire, Marcy
How about the power...to Wu you?

History of Human Girl and young Asian Newt
RIGI GOOGOO EH RIGI GOOGOO
There's secrets all around, a frog box in the ground
And Anne has got a boyfriend back at home
OWW

Human girl, how are you finding your way back home?
Human girl, won't you take me all the way to Newtopia, yeah

Well, Human Girl and Asian Newt join forces, the Newt joins a family the likes of which, she's never seen before
And they call themselves the Plantar 4
That's right, me! And Marcy! (Fo sho)
Well, yeah, The Plantar Foooooour
Come fight with me, FIGHT

Human girl, how are you finding your way back home?
Human girl, won't you take me all the way to Newtopia,

Yeah, oh, take my hand, young Asian Newt, to the skies!
Bring out your grappling hook, there's the queen ant
Slice her throat! And rescue Sprig!
You take the high road, i'll take the low
There is the general! Yunan! With her mighty claws!