DreamAnon's Remarkable Standopedia

Stand name [Black Sunshine]
User: ???
[Black Sunshine] takes the form of a motorcycle key with a skull shaped grip
When inserted into any object with wheels, regardless of the presence of a keyhole or motor, it will have an effect similar to [Wheel Of Fortune]


Stand name: [Bullet For My Valentine]
User: ???

[Bullet For My Valentine] appears as a robotic man made of black metal with a pair of spikes on either side of it's head that vaguely resemble bat ears. It's eyes are a pair of circular lenses that glow yellow, and have markings that resemble crosshairs. In place of it's wrists and stomach, it has revolver cylinders, and it's fingertips resemble pistol barrels. It is dressed in the upper half of a waistcoat with a frilled neckpiece, along with a red coat and breeches
It appears to possess a personality similar to an olde fashioned nobleman, or a comedic parody of one
[Bullet For My Valentine] is capable of producing bullets from either wrist cylinder, which seem to work in any firearm regardless of calibur
These bullets are imprinted with an emotion based on whatever the user is feeling at the time, and this emotion determines the bullet's properties, and each bullet will be inscribed with that emotion
Hate bullets have an incendiary effect o impact
Fear bullets can cause paralysis in any tissue it hits
Love bullets cause no damage to the target and can heal or otherwise rejuvenate them
(Any other bullet types can be created by the author)
Notes:
[Bullet For My Valentine] Is not capable of firing it's own bullets, they must be used in some sort of firearm to activate their effects
Bullets created by this stand disappear 24 hours after creation, and only 13 rounds may exist at any given time, creation of additional rounds will cause rounds to disappear before their time expires, starting with the oldest
[Bullet For My Valentine] is capable of firing small calibur rounds from it's fingertips, but they lack any of the properties of it's created rounds, and deal damage similar to plastic bee bees

Stand name: [Wolf In Sheep's Clothing]
User: ???

[Wolf In Sheep's Clothing] tales the form of a pack of wolves made of fire
These wolves can manifest from any flame within the user's sight
Once activated, they will relentlessly track a single target for up to 10 miles
[Wolf In Sheep's Clothing] can only track a single target per activation, and must be reactivated to change targets
Being made of fire, this stand is extremely susceptible to water, and can either be damaged or extinguished with enough of it
[Wolf In Sheep's Clothing], despite being a stand, is still fire, and will ignite anything flamable that it comes into contact with. Whether this includes the user is unknown, but they're most likely not dumb enough to try and find out

Stand name: [Begin Again]

This stand resembles a pair of headphones made from some copper or brass-like substance, intricate clockwork can be seen inside through a class pannel on the outside of both earpieces
[Begin Again] allows the user to set a "save point" at their current time and location. At any point, the user can choose to return to that save point, retaining any knowledge they gain but otherwise returning to that saved state
Setting a new save point will overwrite the old one
Note: it is unknown if the user automatically returns to a save point upon death

Stand name: [Razor Sharp]
User: ???

This stand can attach a sensation to a specific section of a piece of music
For example, it could attach "burning" to "guitar"
When the music is played, those who hear the music will experience the sensation of being on fire while the guitar plays
This effect can be negated with earplugs

Stand name: [Feel Good Inc]
User: ???

[Feel Good Inc] is a massive stand in the form of a ship with a floating mass of rock as it's rear half
It's capable of firing chunks of this rock as it's primary method of attack
However, while it may succeed in killing an enemy, there's a good chance it will also level the surrounding block due to lack of accuracy
In addition, it's capable of a limited geokinesis within one meter of it's user, mainly used to lift the user up to the ship

Stand name: [Seven Nation Army]
User: ???

This stand, despite being sentient, takes the form of a general's cap, rimmed wih a small ammo belt
It's personality is that of a stereotypical drill sergeant
[Seven Nation Army] causes any firearms that meet the requirements below to animate, moving and operating as if carried by a trained soldier
To animate, the firearm must have been touched by the user prior to the dawn of that day, and must be fully loaded with the appropriate ammunition
When the firearm has expended it's ammunition, it will no longer be animated
At this time, there is no known range that [Seven Nation Army]'s animation can't take effect, but the firearms will take time to travel to the user

Stand name: [Mirror Haus]
User: ???

[Mirror Haus] can take effect in any room with at least 4 walls and a floor that's area does not exceed 60×60×60 feet
[Mirror Haus] is a maze of mirrors that is completely randomly generated with each use, even the user doesn't know the layout
While inside [Mirror Haus], the user can freely travel between any two mirrors they know of
Despite appearing as reflective glass, it can take impacts that would dent steel without a scratch

Stand name: [Monkey's Head]
User: ???

This stand is, as the name implies, a large stone in the shape of a totem-like monkey head
When planted in the ground, anyone within range will become blinded to potential danger, with the exception of the user
While it's planted, it will gradually build up heat and energy, until, eventually, it detonates with enough force to level a city
Note: due to the stand's limited range, the user would also need to be in the blast radius, otherwise the stand would deactivate

Stand name: [Get Lucky]
User: ???

This stand appears in the form of a black metallic humanoid with gold plating on various parts of it's body. A large slot machine-like mechanism is in the center of it's chest, with it's handle sticking out of it's back
The user or stand can activate it's slot machine to cause a variety of random effects
For each consecutive day the user stays awake, the odds of a good outcome increase exponentially
Aside from it's ability, [Get Lucky] is a somewhat below average punchghost

Stand name: [Disturbia]
User: ???

[Disturbia] appears as a gremlin or imp-like creature of roughly one foot in height. It possess elongated arms, prominent fangs, pointed ears, and sunken, pitch black eyes
[Disturbia] will attach itself to a target and, over the course of 12 to 48 hours, depending on the strength of the target's will. During that time period, the target will develop the following symptoms: anxiety, insomnia, paranoia, and hallucinations. Once the target begins hallucinating, [Disturbia]'s full power comes into effect. After nightfall, or in sufficient darkness, these hallucinations can and will attack the target
As the symptoms progress, [Disturbia] will begin to change form, resulting in any of the following: additional eyes, mouths, or limbs, increased size or musculature, elongation of claws, teeth, or limbs, tail growth, horn growth, tentacle growth, etc.
The change in form varies from target to target, but regardless of what changes take place, it seems to grow in strength, speed, or durability seemingly at random
Note: [Disturbia] is linked to a target until they die or the user is defeated, dealing any damage to [Disturbia] will result in an equal amount of mental damage to the target

Stand name: [Slow Ride]
User: ???
[Slow Ride] is a faceless humanoid stand with it's entire body patterned in constantly shifting tie-dye
While [Slow Ride] seems like a standard punchghost, there's more to this stand than meets the eye
Each time it strikes an object or person, it increases the object's inertia
With enough punches, it can effectively paralyze an opponent by increasing their inertia beyond what their muscles can push through
In extreme cases, [Slow Ride] can increase a target's inertia to the point that not even gravity will move it
Of course, that requires the target to take hundreds of punches
Note: [Slow Ride] can ignore any inertia it's caused for the purpose of moving objects, but the user can't

Stand name: [Icon For Hire]
User: ???

[Icon For Hire], or [Icon]-chan, as she prefers to be called, is a female, humanoid stand. She's dressed in a corset, tutu-like skirt, fishnet stockings, knee-high platform boots with an excessive number of buckles, and striped, fingerless arm warmers. Where her face should be, there's a slightly convex screen like those seen on old tvs, which constantly displays those colored bars, and a pair of large pigtails that are so bright pink they practically glow frame her "face". A row of aerosol spray nozzles line her spine

[Icon For Hire] is a sentient stand who's personality is, in her own words, "Punk-rock genki gyaru" and "Totally fuckin' kawaii"
yes, she's just as annoying as you think
[Icon For Hire] is capable of creating grafitti on any surface and causing them to detonate in colorful explosions
These can either be detonated at will, as long as they're within her or her user's line if sight, or set up like tripwire mines, exploding whenever someone passes by
At this time, it's unknown how many active tags she can have at any given time

Stand name: [Tribute]
User: ???

[Tribute], on it's own, is an amorphous transparent blob with no combat capabilities whatsoever
When it activates it's ability, it takes the approximate form of the last stand the user saw, and it gains something like the powers of the stand it mimics
Both the appearance and powers it gains are like what you'd picture if someone gave you a vague description of the stand without any visual reference
In addition, these forms are inconsistent, using the same stand twice can have considerably different results

Stand name: [Tribute]
User: ???

[Tribute], on it's own, is an amorphous transparent blob with no combat capabilities whatsoever
When it activates it's ability, it takes the approximate form of the last stand the user saw, and it gains something like the powers of the stand it mimics
Both the appearance and powers it gains are like what you'd picture if someone gave you a vague description of the stand without any visual reference
In addition, these forms are inconsistent, using the same stand twice can have considerably different results

Stand name: [They Might Be Giants]
User: ???

[They Might Be Giants] is a pair of spectacles with several movable magnification lenses
This stand allows the user to interact with any object seen through it as if it was the size they percieved

Stand name: [Discord]
User: Discord

This stand is...just discord
He's just making a projection of himself that he's moving around
Is it supposed to be a joke or something?

Stand name: [Clint Eastwood]
User: ??? let's be honest here, it's probably tree hugger

[Clint Eastwood] is a strain of marijuana that, when smoked, grants a massive boost in perception, speed, and reaction time as long as the smoke is in their lungs
In addition, non-stand users may see "strange floating creatures" (*cough*stands*cough*)
If ingested, [Clint Eastwood] will possess the individual instead, with the same effects as smoking it, in addition to being able to physically harm stands
if smoked by a stand user, they may gain the ability to see potential, unawakened stands

Stand name: [Hot & Cold]
User: Sour Sweet

[Hot & Cold] is capable of inverting one property of any nonliving matter without otherwise changing it, so long as the user is aware of it
For example, it could cause a fire to freeze instead of burn by inverting it's heat, but it would otherwise be unchanged

Stand name: [Blitzkrieg Bop]
user: Indigo Zap

[Blitzkrieg Bop] is capable of creating powerful, directional bursts of pressurized air towards or away from itself or it's user

Stand name: [The Metal]
User: Lemon Zest

This stand increases it's user's physical abilities to be equal to it's own as long as the user can hear music with a sufficient amount of "metal-ness", how this is defined is unknown

Stand name: [What You Know]
User: Sugar Coat
This stand will give the user a complete breakdown of a stand's stats and properties after the user has observed it for 30 consecutive seconds, and will archive all information for later access

Stand name: [Kanye West]
User: probably trixie

[Kanye West] is capable of stealing attention from other people or things, making itself more powerful
If it steals enough attention, it can pre-empt it's opponent's actions

Stand name: [In Stitches]
User: Coco Pommel

[In Stitches] is a thin, humanoid female stand, clad in a sarong-like skirt, with woven ribbon forming a top and winding around it's arms
It can "stitch" objects together, binding them together until the stand is dismissed
Note: while the thread is highly durable, it's not unbreakable, in addition, two objects can be forced apart by tearing the stitches out of one of the objects

Stand name: [Song Of The South]
User: Granny Smith

This stand is bound to her rocking chair, and activates automatically when she begins telling a story
Note: the user is not aware that she has a stand
This stand causes anyone within earshot, unless their hearing is somehow obstructed, to experience a sort of time dilation, seconds feeling at first like minutes, then hours, then days, and so on, depending on how long she keeps talking

Stand name: [Voltaire]
User: ???

This stand takes the form of a blood red violin with black, vine-like engravings
When played, the user can compel anyone within earshot to do whatever they command, as long as that command is given in the form of a song

Stand name: [Glitch Mob]
User: ???

[Glitch Mob] takes the form of a swarm of tiny, mechanical gremlins, each with a single, green, lense-like eye

[Glitch Mob] is capable of infiltrating and interfering with any form of machinery, making it function, or malfunction, however the user wants
The more complex the machine is, the more of [Glitch Mob] is required to control it
Any machine that has been inhabited by [Glitch Mob] will self destruct or otherwise catastrophically fail when [Glitch Mob] leaves it

Stand name: [Russian Unicorn]
User: ???

[Russian Unicorn] takes the form of a red and silver muscular humanoid with the legs and head of a horse, with a horn extending from it'd head and each shoulder
[Russian Unicorn] allows it's user's body to behave like a liquid while still retaining it's shape and strength...but only while some form of high-concentration alcohol is in their system
Note: [Russian Unicorn] does not protect the user from drunkenness or alcohol poisoning; while the stand's ability is active, it's user becomes especially flamable

Stand name: [Dirty Spaceman]
User: ???

This stand takes the form of a pink humanoid with a reflective, spherical yellow head
[Dirty Spaceman] can produce a glowing blue gel that, when applied to human flesh, ignites. When applied to a solid surface, this gel can drastically reduce friction between the surface and any object

Stand name: [Stay]
User: ???
[Stay] is a room that exists outside of time, anyone who enters the room will no longer age or require food, water, or sleep as long as they remain in the room
The size, layout, and contents of the room change with each activation, but it always contains something that can be used for entertainment or relaxation
This room can only be entered by the user and those who have no hostile intent towards them, and can only contain a maximum of 4 people at any given time

Stand name: [Morning Dew]
User: ???
[Morning Dew] takes the form of a small, golden, clockwork monkey
If it attaches itself to a target, the target is compelled to act on it's user's commands
If the user doesn't issue an commands, the target will be compelled to follow their desires, no matter how ridiclous or inane, overriding the target's reason, conscience, and sense of self preservation

Stand name: [Enjoy The Silence] (alternate name: [Twisted Transistor])
User: ???

[Enjoy The Silence] is a humanoid stand with glossy, black, metallic skin, with large, goggle-like green eyes, and i/o cables sprouting from it's head that resemble dreadlocks; a series of volume nobs line both of it's arms, and a large speaker is present on it's stomach; it's legs end in sharp points instead of feet

[Enjoy The Silence] is capable of altering the volume and intensity of sound, reducing it to the point that it's imperceptible or increasing it to the point that it becomes a deafening explosion of concussive force