The Ballad of Cavalier

[To the tune of Kiss the Girl, sung by the Trailblazer Chorus]

There you see here
As she begins to awkwardly sway
You don't got a lot to say
But you've got to do somethin'
And although you're shy
You're dyin' to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yeah, you want her
And everybody knows you do
It's obvious she wants you, too,
So just fucking kiss her
It don't need a word
You goddamn nerd
Just fuckin' kiss the girl

Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My oh my
Look at the boy, too shy
He ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain't he sad
Ain't it a shame, too bad
He's gonna miss the girl

Now's you're moment
Standing in the training room
Dude you better do it soon
No time will be better
You don't say a word
And she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Show some guts
Come on and grow some nuts
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't stop now
You cannot hide it, how
You wanna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Dude, come on,
Listen to the song
The song says kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music plays
Do what the music says
You wanna kiss the girl

You've got to kiss the girl
Oh please just kiss the girl
Come on and kiss the girl
Thank God he's kissed the girl