I Can't Believe It's Not Kung-Fu Chess

[Event "Rated game, 30 min"]
[Site "Main Playing Hall"]
[Date "2015.04.30"]
[Round "?"]
[White "Phr0z3nX"]
[Black "Cesaremj"]
[Result "1-0"]
[ECO "D02"]
[WhiteElo "1445"]
[BlackElo "1421"]
[PlyCount "69"]
[EventDate "2015.04.30"]
[TimeControl "1800"]

1. d4 {1} d5 {5} 2. Nf3 {2} Nc6 {7} 3. e3 {2} Nf6 {11} 4. Bb5 {2} e6 {36} 5.
Ne5 {7} Bd7 {68} 6. c3 {6} a6 {74} 7. Be2 {9} b5 {15} 8. O-O {4} Bd6 {64} 9. f4
{7} Qe7 {19} 10. Bh5 {9} g6 {30} 11. Be2 {20} h5 {19} 12. Nd2 {6} h4 {118} 13.
Ndf3 {4} Bxe5 {44} 14. fxe5 {7} Ng4 {84} 15. Qd3 {23} h3 {15} 16. g3 {3} f6 {43
} 17. Qxg6+ {22} Qf7 {18} 18. Qxg4 {10} Rg8 {6} 19. Qxh3 {12} O-O-O {4} 20. a4
{36} Rh8 {12} 21. Qg2 {6} Rdg8 {48} 22. axb5 {20} axb5 {20} 23. Bxb5 {5} Nb8 {7
} 24. Bxd7+ {35} Qxd7 {37} 25. exf6 {10} Rf8 {21} 26. Ne5 {7} Qd8 {41} 27. Ng6
{6} Rxf6 {97} 28. Nxh8 {16} Qxh8 {2} 29. Rxf6 {13} Qxf6 {2} 30. Bd2 {3} Kd7 {8}
31. e4 {13} Nc6 {39} 32. e5 {12} Qf5 {10} 33. Rf1 {5} Qc2 {13} 34. Bg5 {3}
Qxg2+ {33} 35. Kxg2 {3 Cesaremj Abandona  (Lag: Av=1.37s, max=2.8s)} 1-0