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- >"Look, Mr. Anonymous, I understand you're new here and everything, and you're probably experiencing some major culture shock. I don't know what customs humans have back in your world, but these kinds of boops are seen as a very sensual activity, reserved only for the most intimate of partne-"
- >You reach out and boop her again mid sentence.
- >Her eyes narrow in annoyance.
- >"Sir, I'll have you know I graduated top of my R.E.G. class and have two medals for-"
- >You cut her off with another boop
- "Sounds like you're a pretty prestigious guard mare then, huh?"
- >She continuous to be unimpressed.
- >She blinks slowly at you, "This is your final warning, if you keep booping me I'm going to have to-"
- >You do it again.
- >She lets out a heavy sigh.
- >"Why don't you just go boop some other guard mares or something? Cherry was just telling me the other day how much she wants a husbando of her own."
- "Yeah but her snoot isn't as cute or boopable as yours."
- >You can see her face turn the slightest shade of pink under her helmet.
- >She closes her eyes and seems to give up.
- >"Fine, go ahead..."
- "C'mon, just one more."
- >"You have been doing nothing but standing here all day!-"
- "So have you."
- >"Because this is my job! It's up to me to make sure the castle stays safe and secure."
- "Oh, you really are one important little guard mare, aren't you."
- >"You're making fun of me..."
- >You catch another hint of pink in her cheeks.
- >"And don't call me little! I'm very big for a mare. And n-not in a fat way!"
- >You respond with another boop.
- >"Fifty-four," she mutters under her breath.
- "I'm hoping to get to sixty-nine before your shift is over."
- >"A-Anonymous!"
- "Isn't it 'Mr. Anonymous' to you?"
- >She scowls, "...Yes... Mr. Anonymous."
- "I was hoping you'd have fallen in love with me after ten, but it looks like you're a tough nut to crack."
- >"What?! You can't just assault somepony with boops and expect them to fall in lo-"
- >You boop her again.
- "Maybe. But maybe you could have had me arrested after the third; so I think maybe you don't hate this as much as you're trying to make it seem."
- >Her cheeks flush even more than before.
- >"I-I don't know what you're talking about."
- >She sounds stern, but she's unable to look you in the eyes.
- >You boop her again.
- "Well, either way, you gotta stop looking so adorable, or I'm going to boop you so much you'll be spoiled for life."
- >"Please stop following me."
- "I'm just curious what a guard mare barracks looks like."
- >"If that's really the case, there are tours of old retired forts, outside the city."
- "Oh that's neat. But why am I getting the feeling you just want me to leave Canterlot?"
- >She doesn't answer.
- >"Regardless, civilians aren't allowed inside active barracks'."
- >She speeds up her pace, making you have to walk awkwardly fast to keep up.
- "Yeah but you could get me in, right? Just say I'm your husbando or something and you're giving me a special look inside."
- >Her face turns pink again, which makes her light purple fur look extra cute.
- >"Absolutely not!"
- "Aw come on-"
- >"No way! For one: I'd be lying to my superiors. And two: It'd be embar-"
- >She cuts herself off.
- "Embarrassing?"
- >"N-no! I just mean not many guard mares have husbandos; s-so it'd be weird if I showed up with one right after a shift, i-is all."
- "Then I'll make you a deal: I'll wait for you out here, and after you've finished up with what you need to do, we go on a date. And we'll just put a rain check on that barracks tour."
- >"What?"
- "Yeah, it's perfect!"
- >"Really?" her voice is so soft and timid you'd swear it's a different mare entirely.
- "You've lost count, haven't you?"
- >"Hu-huh?"
- >You boop her again.
- "Sixty-nine," you say proudly.
- >Her cheeks flush once more.
- >"Anonymous!" she scolds, as she quickens her pace even more.
- >So much so you'd have trouble keeping up.
- "I'll just wait here for you!" you call after her, "And it's still 'Mr. Anonymous' until you say yes!"
- "Why hello there, Boopie McBooples."
- >"Please don't call me that."
- "Why not? I think it's a great name. And besides, for all the time we've been together, it's weird I still don't know your name."
- >"The only time we've been together were the hours you spent harassing me while I was trying to do my job."
- "Yet, here you are."
- >That makes her look down at her hooves as she shuffles them nervously.
- >"...Yeah, here I am..."
- >You can't help but smile down at her.
- "So, that means you can call me Anonymous. or Anon, whichever you prefer."
- >"I'm S-Steely Marshal."
- "Steely," you say to yourself, "Pretty."
- >She gets even more nervous at the compliment.
- >A kind of nervousness that warms your heart like a bonfire, and all you can think about is throwing gasoline on it.
- "A pretty name for a pretty mare."
- >"S-s-so what did you want me to meet you here for?"
- "A date, remember? If your're willing, I'd love to spend some time to get to know you a little better."
- >"I'm willing."
- >You can't say for sure, but you suspect Steely lacks confidence when she isn't padded up in her armor.
- >Then again, maybe it's just the current circumstance.
- >You crouch, getting eye level with her.
- "New to this?" you say, dropping your regular playful tone to adopt a much more comforting one.
- >And just as you hoped, she opens right up for it.
- >"It's just... -I thought all humans were already supposed to have their waifus."
- "I did. But let's just say I'm in need of a new one."
- >You can tell she wants to press you for more.
- "So that's why I couldn't help but boop your snoot when I saw you."
- >"Me? A w-waifu? Your waifu?"
- "That's probably a bit much huh? Let's at least go on one date, then we can go from there."
- >"No!-I-I mean... I like the thought of being a waifu. Your waifu."
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