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[S] Dynamic Adventures & Dungeoneering

May 6th, 2017
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  1. \-==START==-/
  2. Sorodin
  3. "Yeah, you can use the back door."
  4. Johnny
  5. "thanks man"
  6. Lavira_Dyenus
  7. "Thank you, indeed"
  8. "Could you please point us to the back door?"
  9. Sorodin
  10. It's a door just behind the desk place thing.
  11. Lavira_Dyenus
  12. "Thanks again"
  13. Sorodin
  14. In the glass wall
  15. Lavira_Dyenus
  16. I head through the door, gesturing for Johnny to follow
  17. Johnny
  18. "and take care of these two rhinoes. they're smarted than the rest out there"
  19. * Johnny then follows
  20. Sorodin
  21. "That won't be a problem."
  22. Johnny
  23. "thanks again man, you two be good"
  24. Sorodin
  25. You guys exit the door, and exit on a hemicircular platform attached to the back of the building.
  26. Idiot rhinos didn't even bother going around.
  27. Johnny
  28. "wow"
  29. "just wow"
  30. Lavira_Dyenus
  31. "Indeed"
  32. I take a second to find the direction Ventus said the underground base was located at
  33. and I begin heading out
  34. Sorodin
  35. You start walking due north.
  36. Lavira_Dyenus
  37. "Keep up Johnny"
  38. "We've got a potentially long walk ahead of us"
  39. Johnny
  40. "i'm the one able to fly right now i think i'll manage"
  41. Lavira_Dyenus
  42. "Good to hear"
  43. Johnny
  44. "wanna lift for a bit?"
  45. Lavira_Dyenus
  46. "I'll tell you if I get tired"
  47. Johnny
  48. "duly noted"
  49. we continue in this direction
  50. Lavira_Dyenus
  51. nothing much to be said, so I focus on keeping a consistent pace while we travel
  52. Sorodin
  53. After about fourty minutes of walking, you guys encounter a giant triceratops about 20 times the size of you!
  54. Oh no!
  55. Lavira_Dyenus
  56. Is it provoked?
  57. Johnny
  58. does it know we're here?
  59. Sorodin
  60. No and no
  61. Roll WIS checks, both of you
  62. Johnny
  63. i whisper to Lavira "talk, fight or stealth?"
  64. Lavira_Dyenus
  65. !roll 1d20+1 "Let's try to remain quiet"
  66. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  67. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {21}
  68. Johnny
  69. !roll 1d20+2
  70. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  71. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {17}
  72. Sorodin
  73. Using insane common sense skills, you determine that the giant bone-white triceratops splayed out on the ground in front of you is not actually alive!
  74. It's a skeleton
  75. Lavira_Dyenus
  76. "Well, I feel like a fool"
  77. Johnny
  78. "no"
  79. "give it a second"
  80. "and a wide birth"
  81. Sorodin
  82. !roll 1d20
  83. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  84. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {15}
  85. Sorodin
  86. Thankfully, there is no dread necromancer nearby to resurrect it.
  87. Johnny
  88. "okay i can safely say it's not in fact gonna rez on us"
  89. Sorodin
  90. You have a vague sense of disappointment from the many viewers who wanted to see the fight
  91. Lavira_Dyenus
  92. "Let's continue making our way due north."
  93. "This feels like a rather pointless distraction"
  94. Johnny
  95. boohoo to you the other part of me died go read that
  96. "yep"
  97. "yep, tho 3 horns is better than 1"
  98. "think it was smarter or dumber than the ones we've seen?"
  99. Lavira_Dyenus
  100. "I... don't know what to say to that, but I suppose so"
  101. Sorodin
  102. Were either of you by any chance mapping the route you came?
  103. Johnny
  104. yep
  105. i make phone notes
  106. Sorodin
  107. Okay cool.
  108. Johnny
  109. to tell G
  110. Lavira_Dyenus
  111. I move around the skeleton, beckoning for johnny to do the same, and continue heading due north
  112. Johnny
  113. "my question is how'd it die?"
  114. "maybe it's just too big for it's heart?"
  115. Sorodin
  116. You guys head north for a good hour or two more, ignoring the various things exploding and rhinos dying.
  117. Lavira_Dyenus
  118. About as standard as it gets here
  119. Johnny
  120. "why is your land a michael bay movie anyway?"
  121. Sorodin
  122. Eventually, you find yourself on an open plain (well there's a surprise). About halfway through the bone starts to rot.
  123. Johnny
  124. where're the bones from?
  125. Sorodin
  126. The bone is the ground.
  127. The ground is bone, covered with a thin layer of rain and blood.
  128. Lavira_Dyenus
  129. "I don't know who Michael Bay is, but I think it's time to be cautious"
  130. "This is a rather morbid sight, I must say"
  131. "Be on your guard"
  132. Johnny
  133. "oddly, i've seen worse"
  134. "and yep"
  135. Lavira_Dyenus
  136. I keep moving due north while keeping my guard held
  137. Johnny
  138. "what's beneath this bone anyway if it's rotting?"
  139. Lavira_Dyenus
  140. "Who knows. I'd rather not find out in person"
  141. Johnny
  142. "yeah mine had nothing below the crust so when i fell i 'fell' all the way to the battlefield"
  143. "where i saw the Black King die and stuff i think i told you about it"
  144. Lavira_Dyenus
  145. "I hope this land isn't as hollow as yours. Without my own ability to fly, I'd be at quite the risk of death on impact with the battlefield"
  146. Johnny
  147. "was weird, battlefield was kinda... soft?"
  148. "like i shoulda been paste but wasn't hurt at all"
  149. Sorodin
  150. You guys head due north for a few more minutes, noting that the rhinos start to grow less frequent and for once the air is clear of explosion sounds
  151. unfortunately, that doesn't really help the atmosphere.
  152. Johnny
  153. "wow, you forget how quiet it is without the explosions, you should be careful to not go deaf with them going off all the time"
  154. Sorodin
  155. Then you come across this massive mountain riddled with caves, a small teepee village at the bottom of it.
  156. Johnny
  157. "so the base is either here or beyond here"
  158. Lavira_Dyenus
  159. "Most likely"
  160. Johnny
  161. "...we shoulda asked for a map"
  162. Lavira_Dyenus
  163. "Yes, we should have"
  164. Johnny
  165. "but we did get cool new weapons so that's a plus!"
  166. Lavira_Dyenus
  167. "True. I will have quite the interesting time combining these weapons upon returning to my hive"
  168. "I've accumulated a small ensemble of elements at my disposal."
  169. "Fire, Lightning, Kyanite, and potentially more to come"
  170. Johnny
  171. "my knives liquify but idk if you'd count that as water element"
  172. Sorodin
  173. Kyanite is totally an element
  174. Johnny
  175. periodic table
  176. Lavira_Dyenus
  177. yes, yes it totally is
  178. Johnny
  179. scienced
  180. "so wanna head into the village?"
  181. Lavira_Dyenus
  182. "I see no reason why not. I doubt the villagers would know about the base's location, but they might have other information."
  183. "But let's keep our time there brief"
  184. Johnny
  185. "tell em Ven sent us and see what happens"
  186. Sorodin
  187. If these guys are who they might be, wouldn't it be wise to exercise caution?
  188. Johnny
  189. we are
  190. Lavira_Dyenus
  191. "It would probably be best to leave out Ventus when talking with these creatures."
  192. Johnny
  193. "probably the outer clan that shot Lucretia with that stray arrow"
  194. "so yeah Ven's off out list of friends right now"
  195. Lavira_Dyenus
  196. "This might be an outer clan, yes, and even if they weren't the ones who shot Lucretia, they would probably become aggressive at the mention of his name"
  197. I walk into and through the village, glancing around for anyone who looks important or knowledgeable
  198. Johnny
  199. "okay. we have a plan but we just have to remember to keep an open head and a clear mind"
  200. Lavira_Dyenus
  201. "Understood. Now follow me into the village."
  202. Johnny
  203. "aye chief"
  204. Sorodin
  205. The moment you guys even get near the village, a large man with boar tusks and markings runs up, baring his teeth and bearing his axe.
  206. Lavira_Dyenus
  207. "Hold! We mean no harm!"
  208. "We're simply traveling through the land at the moment!"
  209. Sorodin
  210. It doesn't look like he understands you, responding with a series of grunts and snarls.
  211. Lavira_Dyenus
  212. "Johnny, let's back off"
  213. "The village is a no-go, it seems"
  214. * Johnny backs off but tries to learn some of the language
  215. Lavira_Dyenus
  216. I keep my guard up and prepare to dodge the boar-man's attack while I back away
  217. Sorodin
  218. Roll INT
  219. Johnny
  220. !roll 1d20+1
  221. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  222. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {8}
  223. Sorodin
  224. You don't understand anything at all.
  225. As you back away, he seems satisfied and resumes patrolling.
  226. Lavira_Dyenus
  227. "Let's travel around the village, instead"
  228. Johnny
  229. "oh he has a literal agro range"
  230. "and yeah that's a better plan"
  231. Lavira_Dyenus
  232. "I don't know what that means, but take notes of the village's location for now in case we must return to it"
  233. "Now let's continue"
  234. Sorodin
  235. Probably a good idea, given the fact that a few of the caves on the mountain just spouted out lava.
  236. Never a good sign.
  237. Lavira_Dyenus
  238. I carefully circumvent the village without attracting any more unwanted attention
  239. Johnny
  240. "LAVA!"
  241. Sorodin
  242. Lavira, roll Stealth or shit
  243. idk
  244. Insight?
  245. Lavira_Dyenus
  246. how fast is the lava flowing and how high is it?
  247. !roll 1d20+10 Stealth
  248. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  249. rolled 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {17}
  250. Sorodin
  251. The lava was just a singular spout, it flew out, and then landed on the ground and solidified.
  252. It's maybe 40 yards up.
  253. Johnny
  254. "oh okay i overreacted there"
  255. "sorry to freak"
  256. "didn't want any pompe stuff happening here"
  257. Lavira_Dyenus
  258. "Let's keep our eyes open, maintain distance from the village, and continue"
  259. "We've encountered a plethora of roadblocks already, let's keep moving so we don't encounter more"
  260. Sorodin
  261. You guys successfully make it to the other side of the village without being murderified by boardudes.
  262. Johnny
  263. "yep i'm keeping tabs on our direction and how long it takes us to find things for distances"
  264. Lavira_Dyenus
  265. I continue heading due north towards wherever Ventus' base might be
  266. "Good job"
  267. "Keep taking those notes while we travel"
  268. Johnny
  269. "want me to fly higher and see what i can?"
  270. Lavira_Dyenus
  271. "That's a good idea"
  272. "Don't fly too high, though"
  273. * Johnny flys up into the air and looks around
  274. Johnny
  275. perception
  276. !roll 1d20+4
  277. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  278. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
  279. Sorodin
  280. Okay, well, there's a weird antennae thingy on top of the mountain, and a caravan coming from the east.
  281. Thankfully, no Perception check needed!
  282. Johnny
  283. a caravan?
  284. Sorodin
  285. A bunch of covered wagons.
  286. Johnny
  287. you message Lavira
  288. NH: hey there's an antenna atop the mountain and a caravan coming from the east
  289. NH: i think this might be the place?
  290. Lavira_Dyenus
  291. CC: The antenna would suggest that it most likely is
  292. CC: Try locating an entrance on the mountainside or something similar
  293. CC: I'll begin climbing it
  294. Johnny
  295. NH: i'll find it then help you up there
  296. Lavira_Dyenus
  297. I try making my way to the base of the mountain without disturbing the boar-men village so I can begin climbing
  298. * Johnny flies around the sides of the mountain looking for an entrance or a non-lava-full hole
  299. Lavira_Dyenus
  300. !roll 1d20+10 stealth, if needed
  301. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  302. rolled 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {30}
  303. Sorodin
  304. Wow lavira critting on all the checks that dont even need crits
  305. Which face are you looking at Johnny?
  306. North, south, east, or west?
  307. Johnny
  308. you check south first then go clockwise around
  309. Sorodin
  310. On the south face, there are three holes about 40 yards off the ground, two about 60 yards above that and to the left, four maybe 10 above those, and one at the very top area.
  311. None of them are currently spewing lava.
  312. Lavira_Dyenus
  313. CC: Try taking a closer look at any holes or entrances for any potential signs of the base
  314. Johnny
  315. NH: lots of caves to enter but maybe the top would be best since it's closest to the antenna and furthest from the underground lava
  316. * Johnny checks the highest ones first then moves to the lower ones
  317. Sorodin
  318. None of them have something directly in them.
  319. Lavira_Dyenus
  320. CC: I'll try climbing for the top entrance, then
  321. Sorodin
  322. Of course, there are a bunch of twists and turns, but you don't go that far.
  323. Lavira_Dyenus
  324. I try climbing my way to the top entrance closest to the antenna on the south face
  325. Sorodin
  326. ...
  327. Okay.
  328. Endurance, Athletics.
  329. * Johnny goes to Help Lavira
  330. Sorodin
  331. How?
  332. Johnny
  333. by making sure she knows where hand holds are and acting as a flying safety net
  334. and maybe testing said hand holds before hand
  335. Sorodin
  336. Okay, add your INT modifier to the rolls Gala
  337. *Johnny's WIS
  338. or INT
  339. Lavira_Dyenus
  340. !roll 1d20+10 athletics with help
  341. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  342. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {8}
  343. Johnny
  344. is that with the +2?
  345. Lavira_Dyenus
  346. yes
  347. Johnny
  348. from my wis?
  349. Lavira_Dyenus
  350. yes
  351. Johnny
  352. kk
  353. Sorodin
  354. Now Endurance
  355. Lavira_Dyenus
  356. !roll 1d20+5 endurance with johnny's help
  357. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  358. rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {6}
  359. * Johnny is ready to catch her if she falls
  360. Sorodin
  361. You fall critically, Johnny catching you but only slowing the fall because flying people are not stable.
  362. You guys hit the ground with a sickening crunch.
  363. 74 damage to Lavira, 37 to Johnny.
  364. Johnny
  365. "LAVIRA YOU OKAY!"
  366. Lavira_Dyenus
  367. "Ugh, I'm fine, but not without a myriad of bruises and potentially worse injuries"
  368. Johnny
  369. "No more climbing!"
  370. "we're resting and i'm patching you up right now!"
  371. Lavira_Dyenus
  372. "I couldn't climb again for quite a while, not without a very long rest."
  373. Sorodin
  374. One of the boarmen come over and prod at you cautiously,
  375. Johnny
  376. "we're not threats"
  377. * Johnny you raise your arms to show you're not a threat
  378. Sorodin
  379. They pick you two up, and carry you off to the village.
  380. Johnny
  381. "...this is something"
  382. Lavira_Dyenus
  383. "At least they're no longer hostile, for now"
  384. Johnny
  385. "they see a kicked puppy they're not gonna kick it"
  386. Sorodin
  387. After squealing and grunting excitedly with a few other boars, they bring you into a tent crudely marked with what looks like a red cross.
  388. Johnny
  389. "oh hell they have a hospital"
  390. Sorodin
  391. After putting you on some stone-and-dry-leaf beds, they run off.
  392. Probably to find the shaman or shit.
  393. Johnny
  394. "you okay Lavira?"
  395. Lavira_Dyenus
  396. "I'm fine, but we need to patch ourselves up."
  397. Lavira_Dyenus
  398. LONG REST ENSUE
  399. LOTS OF MEDICINE
  400. LOTS OF POKEMON SUN
  401. NOT A LOT OF TALKING CUZ POKEMON IS ABSORBING
  402. Johnny
  403. "...and that's the legendary Solgaleo"
  404. Lavira_Dyenus
  405. "Interesting."
  406. "This game is... very colorful and interesting"
  407. Johnny
  408. "yeah, so after seeing a bunch of them which is your fave?"
  409. Sorodin
  410. What're your parties?
  411. Lavira_Dyenus
  412. "I don't know how much I enjoy it, but I can't deny the aesthetic appeal"
  413. Johnny
  414. *party
  415. Johnny only has one
  416. Lavira_Dyenus
  417. "I'm feeling better than before, so let's try climbing the mountain again, but slowly this time"
  418. Sorodin
  419. okay yeah
  420. who's in your party
  421. Lavira_Dyenus
  422. "I'll try going for the entrances in increments, this time"
  423. Johnny
  424. "and start with the lower ones first"
  425. Lavira_Dyenus
  426. I exit the tent and give a gesture of extreme gratitude to the boar-men before returning to the mountain
  427. Johnny
  428. "want me to carry you this time?"
  429. Sorodin
  430. It looks like they're constructing a statue of you and johnny in the middle of the tents, out of who-knows-what.
  431. Lavira_Dyenus
  432. Interesting, but I pay it little heed
  433. Johnny
  434. "oh sweet"
  435. i give a glance at what we're doing
  436. in statue form
  437. Sorodin
  438. Falling.
  439. Lavira_Dyenus
  440. "Sure, you can carry me."
  441. Sorodin
  442. Falling *gracefully.*
  443. Johnny
  444. ...neat
  445. "okay it's better than you hurting your hands"
  446. * Johnny carries Lavira
  447. Lavira_Dyenus
  448. I shift my weight around to help Johnny in carrying me
  449. Sorodin
  450. Johnny do the athletics roll thing
  451. Lavira_Dyenus
  452. with help
  453. Johnny
  454. note, not flying yet
  455. !roll 2#1d20+1
  456. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  457. rolled 2#1d20+1 --> | [ 1d20=3 ]{4}, [ 1d20=6 ]{7}
  458. Johnny
  459. so this is on the ground
  460. Sorodin
  461. ...I'm going to be merciful and say that you guys don't even get off the ground.\
  462. Lavira_Dyenus
  463. "I'll try climbing normally again."
  464. "Just give me some assistance like you did last time"
  465. Johnny
  466. "...arms are a little dead from not doing much..."
  467. * Johnny helps Lavira by checking for hand holds again but also by keeping a hand on her so she doesn't slip
  468. Lavira_Dyenus
  469. I try climbing up to the closest 40 meter-high entrance this time
  470. Sorodin
  471. Okay do the Athletics and Endurance with Johnny's WIS again
  472. Lavira_Dyenus
  473. !roll 1d20+2 athletics with Johnny's help
  474. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  475. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {19}
  476. Lavira_Dyenus
  477. !roll 1d20+5 endurance
  478. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  479. rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {24}
  480. Sorodin
  481. Look, you make it this time!
  482. Lavira_Dyenus
  483. I use Light Refraction to light up the darkened areas in this entrance/alcove
  484. Johnny
  485. "whoo, finally"
  486. * Johnny uses light on camera to reflect off Lavira's sword
  487. Sorodin
  488. There we go.
  489. It goes straight out for a good few yards before turning right.
  490. Johnny
  491. "best be careful of lava tho we'll see and feel it coming from pressure, heat and light"
  492. Lavira_Dyenus
  493. "indeed. Let's keep moving"
  494. Maintaining our current light source, I beckon for johnny to follow me into the alcove
  495. Sorodin
  496. You guys head into the alcove, and run right into three imps with draconic heads and pickaxes. When they see you, they start, and then growl.
  497. Roll Initiative
  498. Lavira_Dyenus
  499. "No getting out of this fight, Johnny!"
  500. !roll 1d20+6
  501. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  502. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {10}
  503. Sorodin
  504. !roll 3#1d20+1
  505. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  506. rolled 3#1d20+1 --> | [ 1d20=16 ]{17}, [ 1d20=3 ]{4}, [ 1d20=17 ]{18}
  507. Johnny
  508. !roll 1d20+3
  509. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  510. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {16}
  511. Sorodin
  512. The turn order is such.
  513. Imp 1 > Imp 2 > Johnny > Lavira > Imp 3
  514. Sorodin
  515. Imp One runs at Johny, and lets forth a ferocious swipe!
  516. !roll 1d20
  517. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  518. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {15}
  519. Johnny
  520. miss
  521. Sorodin
  522. but misses.
  523. Imp 2 FLAME CLAWS Lavira's face.
  524. !roll 1d20+1
  525. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  526. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {15}
  527. Sorodin
  528. And misses.
  529. Johnny
  530. Throw at Imp named juan (imp 1)
  531. !roll 1d20+6
  532. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  533. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {23}
  534. Sorodin
  535. hit
  536. Johnny
  537. POWERTHROW
  538. !roll 2d6+6
  539. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  540. rolled 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=6 ] | {12}
  541. Sorodin
  542. You blow up the imp, and it dies.
  543. Johnny
  544. "hehe Dad had the right idea"
  545. end turn
  546. Lavira_Dyenus
  547. I move in and slice at imp 2
  548. !roll 1d20+9
  549. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  550. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {25}
  551. Lavira_Dyenus
  552. !roll 2d6+12 POWERSTRIKE
  553. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  554. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=7 ] | {19}
  555. Sorodin
  556. yeah it be dead
  557. Lavira_Dyenus
  558. WINDS OF STEEL ACTIVATE!
  559. I slice at imp 3
  560. !roll 1d20+9
  561. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  562. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {17}
  563. Lavira_Dyenus
  564. !roll 2d6+6
  565. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  566. rolled 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=11 ] | {17}
  567. Sorodin
  568. You guys kill a bunch of imps and gain 30 EXP
  569. split it up
  570. Sorodin
  571. 17 T1 and 48 build, split it
  572. Johnny
  573. "you take the extra T1"
  574. Lavira_Dyenus
  575. "thanks"
  576. "Let's keep moving"
  577. Johnny
  578. "onward" phone light+reflection activate
  579. Lavira_Dyenus
  580. Is there anything left in the alcove?
  581. Sorodin
  582. You guys enter an area that could've been a workshop at one point, but the various metals and welding tools are melted and burned, except for a few. A few cupboards line the wall, and there's two tables in the center of the room. There's an opening across from you.
  583. Lavira_Dyenus
  584. an opening in the floor or wall?
  585. Sorodin
  586. Wall.
  587. Lavira_Dyenus
  588. "Let's continue"
  589. I head through the opening with Johnny in tow
  590. Johnny
  591. "kk cap"
  592. "hold it"
  593. Sorodin
  594. You guys go through the hole, and enter a large empty room.
  595. Johnny
  596. "i smell potential loot"
  597. Sorodin
  598. Roll Perception
  599. Lavira_Dyenus
  600. "let's return to the previous room after we deal with whatever's bound to be in this one"
  601. Johnny
  602. "kk"
  603. Lavira_Dyenus
  604. !roll 1d20+3 perception
  605. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  606. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {12}
  607. Johnny
  608. !roll 1d20+4
  609. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  610. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {20}
  611. Sorodin
  612. Lavira doesn't see anything, but Johnny notices the hiding ogres a second before they jump down, one nailing Lavira with a punch for 6 damage.
  613. Roll Initiative
  614. Johnny
  615. !roll 1d20+3
  616. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  617. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {10}
  618. Lavira_Dyenus
  619. "Heads, up, more incoming!"
  620. !roll 1d20+6
  621. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  622. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {22}
  623. Sorodin
  624. !roll 2#1d20
  625. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  626. rolled 2#1d20 --> | [ 1d20=18 ]{18}, [ 1d20=6 ]{6}
  627. Johnny
  628. "hehe pun"
  629. Sorodin
  630. The turn order is such.
  631. Lavira > Ogre 1 > Johnny > Ogre 2
  632. Lavira_Dyenus
  633. I start by slicing ogre 1
  634. !roll 1d20+9
  635. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  636. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {11}
  637. Sorodin
  638. Miss.
  639. Lavira_Dyenus
  640. "Johnny, phone, light, now!"
  641. * Johnny shines light
  642. Lavira_Dyenus
  643. I use light refraction to blind ogre 1
  644. !roll 1d20
  645. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  646. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {11}
  647. Sorodin
  648. Also a miss
  649. Lavira_Dyenus
  650. damn, end turn
  651. Sorodin
  652. Ogre 1 cracks it's knuckles, before going for a flaming flying kick to johnny, because apparently these guys are monks now.
  653. !roll 1d20+4
  654. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  655. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {20}
  656. Sorodin
  657. !roll 1d6+3
  658. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  659. rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=3 ] | {6}
  660. Sorodin
  661. !roll 1d2
  662. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  663. rolled 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ] | {2}
  664. Sorodin
  665. Take 6 damage, and you're on fire for two turns.
  666. End turn
  667. Johnny
  668. can you roll for fire when that's a thing
  669. Sorodin
  670. yeah i gotchu
  671. Johnny
  672. thanks man
  673. THROW AT FLAMEFOOT (ogre 1)
  674. !roll 1d20+6
  675. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  676. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {26}
  677. Sorodin
  678. C R I T I C A L
  679. Johnny
  680. POWERTHROW
  681. !roll 2d6+6
  682. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  683. rolled 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=9 ] | {15}
  684. Johnny
  685. 30
  686. Sorodin
  687. You throw your dagger straight and true, going through his heart and slamming into the wall on the other side, quivering.
  688. The ogre dies.
  689. Johnny
  690. "bitch i'm to hot to care about yo flame wars"
  691. end turn
  692. Sorodin
  693. Ogre Two unhinges his jaw, and then FIRE BREATHS
  694. !roll 1d20+3 vs REF
  695. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  696. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {4}
  697. Sorodin
  698. PFFFFFFT.
  699. Lavira_Dyenus
  700. pfffffffffffffffffffffffft
  701. Johnny
  702. "JALEPENOS OF FIRE!"
  703. Sorodin
  704. !roll 1d20
  705. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  706. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {4}
  707. Sorodin
  708. Okay, the Ogre tries to breath fire, but then breaks into a coughing fit.
  709. And of course, all that fire has to go somewhere.
  710. And then he explodes, bringing down half the cavern while he's at it.
  711. Johnny
  712. "SHIT!"
  713. Sorodin
  714. The cave in front of you is still accessible.
  715. Johnny
  716. oh good
  717. Lavira_Dyenus
  718. can we still go to the previous room?
  719. Sorodin
  720. nope
  721. Johnny
  722. can we get the exp and grist first
  723. Sorodin
  724. oh yeah.
  725. 20 each
  726. Johnny
  727. grist?
  728. Sorodin
  729. jeez dude patience pls
  730. 16 t2, 34 t1, 93 build
  731. Lavira_Dyenus
  732. "Take the extra build grist"
  733. Lavira_Dyenus
  734. "Well, that was slightly unpleasant, but we're good to continue"
  735. Johnny
  736. "thanks my house does need some upgrades"
  737. Lavira_Dyenus
  738. I head into the next room/alcove
  739. Johnny
  740. "hell yeah, also i keep getting to quip people it's great"
  741. Lavira_Dyenus
  742. "Oh, that. You certainly have some interesting things to say mid-combat"
  743. "Personally, I think that could leave you rather distracted, but if it works for you, it works"
  744. Johnny
  745. "hehe, yeah guess it's just my way of dealing with stress in the heat of combat and stuff"
  746. Lavira_Dyenus
  747. "To each their own."
  748. Johnny
  749. "well how do you deal with it?"
  750. Lavira_Dyenus
  751. "I emotionally detach myself during combat, focusing only on defeating the enemy in front of me"
  752. "It's been an effective method"
  753. Johnny
  754. so that's why she's so focused "but when does combat end? some people say life is a constant fight and struggle so where's the line drawn?"
  755. Lavira_Dyenus
  756. "Combat ends when I or my opponent can no longer stand and fight, basically"
  757. Johnny
  758. Johnny smiles knowing that "that's good to know, so you're clearly not detached now"
  759. Lavira_Dyenus
  760. "That is very correct. I do my best to try being aware of my surroundings so I don't unnecessarily harm or attack anyone or anything"
  761. Johnny
  762. "huh, maybe i will try that. like when completing a test or the final round of a tourney with absolute focus right"
  763. Lavira_Dyenus
  764. "It's a useful tactic to ensure you don't become distracted"
  765. Johnny
  766. "huh, it's weird how things change so much though. last week i could never have imagined doing... anything that wasn't the norm and now we're adventuring, fighting monster, being heroes... not really what you expect outta life"
  767. Lavira_Dyenus
  768. "True. I expected to lead a life of fighting, and although I may have still gotten it, it certainly hasn't been what i was expecting."
  769. Johnny
  770. "never thought you'd be climbing a mountain one second then playing a game you can't even read with an alien the next right"
  771. Lavira_Dyenus
  772. "Indeed."
  773. "This game is a truly bizarre one, indeed"
  774. Johnny
  775. "it's not really a game by standards i'd give it"
  776. Lavira_Dyenus
  777. "I can't argue with that"
  778. Lavira_Dyenus
  779. "This is anything but a game. Fighting for our lives, discovering these strange planets, becoming gods, these are events of mythical proportions"
  780. Johnny
  781. "well that's par for the course minus the being in it and death part"
  782. "the story makes sense"
  783. "it's the feel"
  784. Lavira_Dyenus
  785. "The feel? You'll have to explain"
  786. Johnny
  787. "i got into Gaming when a doctor that performed surgery to save my life, well, saved my life. afterwards he gave me a handheld and i smiled whilst playing it"
  788. "sure games can make you feel all kinds of emotions all the time but they're made for enjoyment"
  789. "this game brings despair and i couldn't imagine doing it alone. others around you are the lights of this game"
  790. Lavira_Dyenus
  791. "This game is certainly anything but fun."
  792. "I've not had a very complicated time while playing it, but I understand the flurry of negative emotions it spurs within oneself"
  793. Johnny
  794. "well it's not all bad" Johnny smiles "i got to meet some amazing people after all!"
  795. Lavira_Dyenus
  796. "Very true."
  797. Johnny
  798. "also don't you have *two* farrons to cuddle with now?"
  799. Lavira_Dyenus
  800. "Also true."
  801. Johnny
  802. "wait"
  803. Lavira_Dyenus
  804. "what?"
  805. Johnny
  806. "if you prototype Farron into Farronsprite... what do you get?"
  807. "squared cuddles?"
  808. Lavira_Dyenus
  809. "That.... sounds like quite the strange conundrum"
  810. Sorodinn
  811. Something amazing.
  812. Johnny
  813. "like do they have double everything or is everything just squared good?"
  814. Lavira_Dyenus
  815. "I truly have no idea"
  816. Johnny
  817. "i'd rather have the revival option but this is making me curious"
  818. Lavira_Dyenus
  819. "I have to agree with that."
  820. Johnny
  821. "if we find a return node to your hive would the Farrons attack me?"
  822. Lavira_Dyenus
  823. "No, not as long as I'm there"
  824. Johnny
  825. "good, because the fact you spoke about their cuddles with such enthusiasm before make me wanna do it too"
  826. Lavira_Dyenus
  827. "I'm sure Farron would be happy to cuddle with a friend."
  828. Johnny
  829. "hehe okay okay let's get a move on, sorry to halt the progress"
  830. Lavira_Dyenus
  831. with that, Johnny and I both continue through the opening into the next room/alcove
  832. Sorodinn
  833. You guys continue down a snakelike tunnel, before you find two dragon ogres and a lich with wings and eyes literally made of fire beating up something that could have been a red rhino, if not for the shovel-blade hind legs.
  834. Lavira_Dyenus
  835. are we unnoticed?
  836. I immediately crouch down and go silent
  837. signaling for johnny to do the same
  838. Sorodinn
  839. You guys do that and shit.
  840. Roll Stealth
  841. Lavira_Dyenus
  842. !roll 1d20+10 stealth
  843. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  844. rolled 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {27}
  845. Johnny
  846. !roll 1d20+4
  847. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  848. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {24}
  849. Lavira_Dyenus
  850. I sneak up on the lich before anything else can be said
  851. Johnny
  852. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  853. Sorodinn
  854. !roll 2#1d20
  855. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  856. rolled 2#1d20 --> | [ 1d20=14 ]{14}, [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
  857. Lavira_Dyenus
  858. I signal for johnny to follow
  859. Sorodinn
  860. !roll 1d20+4
  861. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  862. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
  863. Sorodinn
  864. Yeah nobody notices you.
  865. Lavira_Dyenus
  866. "We'll both attack the lich at once. It's our most dangerous enemy" I whisper
  867. I start the surprise attack against the lich
  868. Sorodinn
  869. One of you will get an attack off before init
  870. Lavira_Dyenus
  871. !roll 2#1d20+9
  872. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  873. rolled 2#1d20+9 --> | [ 1d20=14 ]{23}, [ 1d20=3 ]{12}
  874. Sorodinn
  875. hit
  876. Lavira_Dyenus
  877. !roll 2d6+12 POWERSTRIKE
  878. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  879. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=7 ] | {19}
  880. Sorodinn
  881. You slice at the lich, who immediately whirls around to face you, along with the ogres.
  882. Roll initiative
  883. Johnny
  884. !roll 1d20+3
  885. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  886. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {12}
  887. Lavira_Dyenus
  888. !roll 1d20+6
  889. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  890. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {7}
  891. Sorodinn
  892. Well RIP.
  893. Lavira, you trip, losing a turn.
  894. !roll 2#1d2
  895. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  896. rolled 2#1d2 --> | [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
  897. Sorodinn
  898. !roll 2#1d20
  899. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  900. rolled 2#1d20 --> | [ 1d20=14 ]{14}, [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
  901. Sorodinn
  902. !roll 1d20+2
  903. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  904. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {18}
  905. Sorodinn
  906. The turn order is such.
  907. Lich > Ogre 1 > Johnny > Ogre 2 > Lavira (Summoning Sickness)
  908. Sorodinn
  909. The Lich says fuck this, and sends a stream of fire at Johnny.
  910. !roll 1d20+8 vs REF
  911. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  912. rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {15}
  913. Johnny
  914. ref=14
  915. Sorodinn
  916. !roll 3d8+6
  917. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  918. rolled 3d8+6 --> [ 3d8=15 ] | {21}
  919. Sorodinn
  920. !roll 1d2
  921. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  922. rolled 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ] | {2}
  923. Sorodinn
  924. It then CHAINS to lavira
  925. Lavira_Dyenus
  926. ref = 17
  927. Sorodinn
  928. But misses.
  929. Johnny, take 21 damage, plus fire for one turn.
  930. Haha I forgot to count that last battle.
  931. Johnny
  932. ...i've never really faced Liches but wtf?
  933. Sorodinn
  934. Liches are great.
  935. I love them
  936. Sorodinn
  937. Ogre 1 gets in on this action
  938. !roll 1d20+4
  939. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  940. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {20}
  941. Lavira_Dyenus
  942. targeting?
  943. Johnny
  944. me
  945. Sorodinn
  946. yeah
  947. since you're outta commision
  948. They sock Johnny with a punch
  949. !roll 1d6+2
  950. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  951. rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=3 ] | {6}
  952. Sorodinn
  953. Johnny's turn
  954. Johnny
  955. Lotus at Lich
  956. !roll 2#1d20+6
  957. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  958. rolled 2#1d20+6 --> | [ 1d20=5 ]{11}, [ 1d20=17 ]{23}
  959. Sorodinn
  960. One hits.
  961. Johnny
  962. !roll 2d4
  963. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  964. rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=6 ] | {6}
  965. Sorodinn
  966. Ogre 2 decides to go for lavira since johnny has been throguh hell and back
  967. Sorodinn
  968. !roll 2#1d20+4
  969. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  970. rolled 2#1d20+4 --> | [ 1d20=1 ]{5}, [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
  971. Lavira_Dyenus
  972. haha
  973. Sorodinn
  974. And misses.
  975. Horribly.
  976. Johnny
  977. "fuck you going after her"
  978. Sorodinn
  979. Lich decides to Raise Undead
  980. !roll 1d4+1
  981. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  982. rolled 1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {5}
  983. Sorodinn
  984. Five skeletons dig their way outta the ground.
  985. Ogre One goes for Johnny again.
  986. !roll 1d20+4
  987. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  988. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {22}
  989. Sorodinn
  990. !roll 1d6+3
  991. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  992. rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=2 ] | {5}
  993. Sorodinn
  994. 5 damage.
  995. Johnny's turn,.
  996. Johnny
  997. 20/58
  998. are they all well enough to be in a 15 ft cone if i move away from them?
  999. Sorodinn
  1000. ...yes.
  1001. Johnny
  1002. you step back and Fan the entire crowd of... how many people?
  1003. Lavira_Dyenus
  1004. 8 enemies total
  1005. Sorodinn
  1006. Yeah.
  1007. Johnny
  1008. !roll 8#1d20+6
  1009. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1010. rolled 8#1d20+6 --> | [ 1d20=6 ]{12}, [ 1d20=11 ]{17}, [ 1d20=19 ]{25}, [ 1d20=7 ]{13}, [ 1d20=2 ]{8}, [ 1d20=14 ]{20}, [ 1d20=11 ]{17}, [ 1d20=20 ]{26}
  1011. Sorodinn
  1012. I'll be a nice DM and let you decide who the attack rolls are for AFTER you make them
  1013. Johnny
  1014. crit on lich
  1015. then the ones that are highest at the ogres
  1016. the remaining 5 on the skeles
  1017. Sorodinn
  1018. Yeah you hit everyone but one skele
  1019. Johnny
  1020. !roll 2d4+3
  1021. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1022. rolled 2d4+3 --> [ 2d4=8 ] | {11}
  1023. Johnny
  1024. 22 on the lich
  1025. Sorodinn
  1026. You fire a whole lot of knives hadoken style at all the things, and suddenly they become living pincushions.
  1027. But especially the Lich, who flips out and then explodes, spewing grist everywhere.
  1028. Johnny
  1029. "KO: not so perfect!"
  1030. Sorodinn
  1031. Ogre Two looks slightly panicked now and goes for another punch on Johnny
  1032. !roll 1d20+4
  1033. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1034. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {13}
  1035. Johnny
  1036. miss
  1037. Sorodinn
  1038. But the nerves take over, and it misses.
  1039. Lavira's turn.
  1040. Lavira_Dyenus
  1041. I get up and brush the dirt off before slicing at Ogre 1
  1042. !roll 1d20+9
  1043. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1044. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {26}
  1045. Lavira_Dyenus
  1046. !roll 2d6+12 POWERSTRIKE
  1047. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1048. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=10 ] | {22}
  1049. Sorodinn
  1050. Ogre 1 dies.
  1051. Lavira_Dyenus
  1052. WINDS OF STEEL ACTIVATE!
  1053. I slice at Ogre 2
  1054. !roll 1d20+9
  1055. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1056. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {17}
  1057. Lavira_Dyenus
  1058. !roll 2d6+6
  1059. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1060. rolled 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=9 ] | {15}
  1061. Sorodinn
  1062. And also Ogre 2.
  1063. The skeletons crumble into dust.
  1064. 145 EXP each
  1065. 15 T4, 13 T3, 78 T2, 206 T1, 688 build
  1066. * Johnny hums a victory theme
  1067. Lavira_Dyenus
  1068. "Phew! I'm sorry for tripping up there, Johnny. You've taken considerable damage"
  1069. * Johnny sits down "no problem you cleaned up those punchy ones anyway so it's all good"
  1070. Johnny
  1071. "but can we take a break?"
  1072. Lavira_Dyenus
  1073. "Yes, some rest is in order"
  1074.  
  1075. ==SHORT REST ENSUES==
  1076.  
  1077. Johnny
  1078. 43/58
  1079. Johnny
  1080. "you take the spares in both"
  1081. Lavira_Dyenus
  1082. "My thanks"
  1083. Sorodin
  1084. After your conversation, the rhino-mole thingy manages to get it's head out of the dirt.
  1085. "Hey! Oh, uh, where'd they go?"
  1086. "Did you scare them off?"
  1087. Johnny
  1088. "they poofed"
  1089. Lavira_Dyenus
  1090. "Oh, I briefly forgot about you while we were fighting the monsters"
  1091. "we've eliminated them"
  1092. Johnny
  1093. "...yeah"
  1094. "sorry to ignore you there"
  1095. Lavira_Dyenus
  1096. "So why are you here and why were the monsters attacking you?"
  1097. Sorodin
  1098. "Oh! Well, see, I'm part of the rhino group that came in here to do experiments and recon!"
  1099. Johnny
  1100. "Ven's men?"
  1101. Lavira_Dyenus
  1102. "for what?"
  1103. Sorodin
  1104. "I'm not sure where the monsters are coming from, but just recently a bunch of these dragon dudes came from inside the volcano!"
  1105. Lavira_Dyenus
  1106. "Huh"
  1107. Johnny
  1108. "the monsters started spawning here too huh"
  1109. Lavira_Dyenus
  1110. "Strange occurrences nonstop, huh"
  1111. "What were you doing experiments on/for?"
  1112. Johnny
  1113. "i've seen the dragon prototype before on the White Queen"
  1114. Lavira_Dyenus
  1115. "Have you?"
  1116. Sorodin
  1117. "Oh, just experiments in general! Like, cloud veils, levitation technology."
  1118. To demonstrate, he starts to float a bit above the ground.
  1119. Johnny
  1120. "wasn't a nuke brought here?"
  1121. Lavira_Dyenus
  1122. "That's actually rather impressive."
  1123. Sorodin
  1124. "Yeah, it was."
  1125. Johnny
  1126. "oh that's cool! what equipment is causing that?"
  1127. Sorodin
  1128. "We're trying to figure out how it works so we can block it more effectively."
  1129. He turns to show you a little jetpack-esque thing on his back, but much smaller and clean-cut.
  1130. Lavira_Dyenus
  1131. "This is all rather interesting. I'd love to talk about this further once we finish our trek through this mountain, when we have the time to do so"
  1132. "Are you able to make your way back to your headquarters?"
  1133. Johnny
  1134. "oooooooooh! wow this is cool! Lavira you should get one of these"
  1135. Lavira_Dyenus
  1136. "I should, which is why I want to discuss this once we finish."
  1137. Sorodin
  1138. "I could probably show you the way, but there are a bunch of dragon monsters in the tunnels!"
  1139. Lavira_Dyenus
  1140. "We can handle the monsters as long as you lead us forward"
  1141. Johnny
  1142. "hehe we got em don't worry"
  1143. Lavira_Dyenus
  1144. "So then, show us the way, please"
  1145. Sorodin
  1146. "Right this way!"
  1147. The rhino starts doing his derpy walk over to the cavern onwards.
  1148. Lavira_Dyenus
  1149. I follow the rhino
  1150. Johnny
  1151. I also follow
  1152. Sorodin
  1153. You guys enter another place that looks like it could have been used at one point; overturned tables, metal parts thrown all over the ground. Three dragon-headed ogres are fumbling with a machine in the back corner. Roll Initiative
  1154. Johnny
  1155. !roll 1d20+3
  1156. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1157. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {18}
  1158. Lavira_Dyenus
  1159. !roll 1d20+6
  1160. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1161. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {24}
  1162. Sorodin
  1163. !roll 1d20+4
  1164. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1165. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
  1166. Sorodin
  1167. !roll 2#1d20
  1168. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1169. rolled 2#1d20 --> | [ 1d20=5 ]{5}, [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
  1170. Sorodin
  1171. Okay turn order is
  1172. Lavira > Johnny > RhinoFriend > Ogres
  1173. Lavira_Dyenus
  1174. I run up and lunge at the nearest ogre
  1175. !roll 1d20+9
  1176. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1177. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {11}
  1178. Sorodin
  1179. Miss.
  1180. Lavira_Dyenus
  1181. I back up 10 feet and end turn
  1182. Johnny
  1183. how far up does the room go?
  1184. Sorodin
  1185. Maybe 20 feet.
  1186. Johnny
  1187. kk just gonna throw at the ogre lavira missed then
  1188. !roll 1d20+6
  1189. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1190. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {10}
  1191. Sorodin
  1192. Miss again.
  1193. Johnny
  1194. intimidate
  1195. "You know we made one of your friends blow himself up not 5 minutes ago right? be a shame if that happened to you too"
  1196. !roll 1d20+4
  1197. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1198. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {22}
  1199. Sorodin
  1200. breaks, -2
  1201. Johnny
  1202. "guide i didn't get the name of please stay behind us we don't want you getting hurt"
  1203. end turn
  1204. Sorodin
  1205. !roll 1d20+4
  1206. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1207. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {18}
  1208. Sorodin
  1209. He decides, haha no, and runs up to the previously missed ogre, and stabs it in the chest with it's horn.
  1210. !roll 1d6+3
  1211. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1212. rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=6 ] | {9}
  1213. Sorodin
  1214. Yeahhhhhhhhh!
  1215. * Johnny looks impressed "good job"
  1216. Sorodin
  1217. The ogre staggers back, confused that it's not invincible to being hit anymore.
  1218. *tragic music plays*
  1219. * Johnny hums sad mlg
  1220. Sorodin
  1221. Ogre 1 retaliates with a punch to rhino dude!
  1222. !roll 1d20+4
  1223. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1224. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {24}
  1225. Sorodin
  1226. Oh shit.
  1227. !roll 1d6+3
  1228. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1229. rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=3 ] | {6}
  1230. Sorodin
  1231. That's 12 damage.
  1232. Rhino friend is sent flying backwards into a wall.
  1233. "Yeah... I see what you meant..."
  1234. Lavira_Dyenus
  1235. "Stay there from now on and let us do the fighting"
  1236. Sorodin
  1237. Ogre 2 decides to go to johnny
  1238. Sorodin
  1239. !roll 1d20+4
  1240. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1241. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {16
  1242. Sorodin
  1243. It barely misses. }
  1244. Sorodin
  1245. Ogre Three goes up to fight lavira (even though he has a 0% chance of hitting ever)
  1246. !roll 1d20+4
  1247. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1248. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {19}
  1249. Sorodin
  1250. 19
  1251. Lavira_Dyenus
  1252. block
  1253. Sorodin
  1254. w/ kyanite bonus
  1255. Lavira_Dyenus
  1256. !roll 1d3
  1257. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1258. rolled 1d3 --> [ 1d3=2 ] | {2}
  1259. Lavira_Dyenus
  1260. haha it misses
  1261. Sorodin
  1262. It misses by a long shot.
  1263. RIP ogre u had a chance at one point
  1264. Lavira's turn.
  1265. Lavira_Dyenus
  1266. I back up 10 more feet and lunge at the ogre who attacked our guide
  1267. !roll 1d20+9
  1268. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1269. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {26}
  1270. Lavira_Dyenus
  1271. !roll 2d8+12 POWERSTRIKE
  1272. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1273. rolled 2d8+12 --> [ 2d8=10 ] | {22}
  1274. Sorodin
  1275. You pretty much just demolish that ogre.
  1276. He deAD.
  1277. Lavira_Dyenus
  1278. WINDS OF STEEL ACTIVATE!
  1279. I get within range and slice at the second ogre
  1280. !roll 1d20+9
  1281. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1282. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {14}
  1283. Lavira_Dyenus
  1284. !roll 2d6+6
  1285. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1286. rolled 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=6 ] | {12}
  1287. Sorodin
  1288. You slash at Ogre 2, who takes the brunt of the blow, taking a step back but not dying yet.
  1289. Lavira_Dyenus
  1290. end turn
  1291. Sorodin
  1292. Johnny's turn.
  1293. Johnny
  1294. minor to swap to X2Dagger kind "Let's try these out" he slices at the ogre that tried punching him
  1295. !roll 1d20+5
  1296. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1297. rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {9}
  1298. Sorodin
  1299. I'll let you free swap that since im a nice guy
  1300. Johnny
  1301. intimidate
  1302. "hehehe every time i'll get closer to taking your empty head off your shoulders!"
  1303. !roll 1d20+4
  1304. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1305. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {19}
  1306. Sorodin
  1307. Breaks, -1
  1308. The rhino runs around, clearly wanting to fight but not doing so.
  1309. Ogre 2 goes and tries to punch Lavira since she hit
  1310. !roll 1d20+3
  1311. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1312. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {22}
  1313. Sorodin
  1314. Oshit
  1315. Lavira_Dyenus
  1316. block
  1317. !roll 1d3
  1318. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1319. rolled 1d3 --> [ 1d3=2 ] | {2}
  1320. Sorodin
  1321. That's a 20.
  1322. Lavira_Dyenus
  1323. almost made it
  1324. Sorodin
  1325. RIP
  1326. !roll 1d6+3
  1327. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1328. rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=2 ] | {5}
  1329. Sorodin
  1330. Take 5 damage
  1331. Lavira_Dyenus
  1332. 81/92hp
  1333. Sorodin
  1334. Ogre 3 follows suit
  1335. !roll 1d20+4
  1336. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1337. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {19}
  1338. Lavira_Dyenus
  1339. haha don't even need to block
  1340. Sorodin
  1341. But it deflects off of the armor with a glancing blow.
  1342. Lavira's turn.
  1343. Lavira_Dyenus
  1344. I slice at the injured ogre
  1345. !roll 1d20+9
  1346. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1347. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {13}
  1348. Lavira_Dyenus
  1349. !roll 2d6+6
  1350. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1351. rolled 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=8 ] | {14}
  1352. Sorodin
  1353. You kill the injured ogre, sending grist flying all throughout the room.
  1354. Lavira_Dyenus
  1355. WINDS OF STEEL ACTIVATE!
  1356. I back up 10 feet and lunge at the last ogre
  1357. !roll 1d20+9
  1358. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1359. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {20}
  1360. Lavira_Dyenus
  1361. !roll 2d8+12 POWERSTRIKE
  1362. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1363. rolled 2d8+12 --> [ 2d8=11 ] | {23}
  1364. Sorodin
  1365. Yeah I think you killed it.
  1366. Lemme roll for grist, but until then, 30 EXP each
  1367. Lavira_Dyenus
  1368. "is everyone alright?"
  1369. Johnny
  1370. "yep but are you okay... we never actually introduced ourselves. I'm Johnny"
  1371. Sorodin
  1372. "Klen."
  1373. Lavira_Dyenus
  1374. "It's nice to meet you, Klen"
  1375. Johnny
  1376. "here let me help patch you up a bit"
  1377. !roll 1d20+5
  1378. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1379. rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {6}
  1380. Johnny
  1381. medicine...
  1382. Sorodin
  1383. You kill Klen.
  1384. The end.
  1385. Actually, you just knock him out.
  1386. Johnny
  1387. "SHITSHITSHIT!"
  1388. * Lavira_Dyenus checks on Klen
  1389. Lavira_Dyenus
  1390. "He's fine, just unconscious"
  1391. Johnny
  1392. "I KNOW THAT BUT HOW DO I FUCK UP THAT MUCH!?"
  1393. Lavira_Dyenus
  1394. "Unfortunately, we just make mistakes like those, sometimes"
  1395. Johnny
  1396. "...i'm just glad i didn't cost someone their life again..."
  1397. Lavira_Dyenus
  1398. "That's good. Focus on the improvements you've made while paying attention to your mistakes, and you'll surely improve as time goes on"
  1399. Johnny
  1400. "...that a moto of yours?"
  1401. Lavira_Dyenus
  1402. "I wouldn't call it a motto, but it's a policy of mine."
  1403. Johnny
  1404. "i like it. it's good"
  1405. Sorodin
  1406. Without rhino guy awake, and the room looking like a dead end, what do you do?
  1407. Johnny
  1408. investigate/perception (mods are the same)
  1409. Lavira_Dyenus
  1410. I investigate the room for any potential switches to tunnels as well
  1411. Johnny
  1412. !roll 1d20+3 investigation
  1413. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1414. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {4}
  1415. Lavira_Dyenus
  1416. !roll 1d20+3 perception
  1417. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1418. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {7}
  1419. Johnny
  1420. SERIOUSLY
  1421. Sorodin
  1422. Lavira notices nothing.
  1423. Johnny, you notice that the room is shaped like an obese cow on steroids.
  1424. Johnny
  1425. "weird room"
  1426. Lavira_Dyenus
  1427. This isn't the first time I've failed to notice something, so I try looking closer
  1428. !roll 1d20+3 perception again
  1429. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1430. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {17}
  1431. Johnny
  1432. !roll 1d20+4 perception
  1433. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1434. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {17}
  1435. Sorodin
  1436. Lavira, you feel a draft coming from behind one of the overturned tables.
  1437. Johnny, you notice that the draft is coming from where the cow's mouth would be.
  1438. Lavira_Dyenus
  1439. "Johnny, do you feel that draft?"
  1440. Johnny
  1441. "yep, probably a waist to windy thing it tho"
  1442. Lavira_Dyenus
  1443. I go over to the table where the draft is coming from and try moving it
  1444. Sorodin
  1445. Athletics
  1446. Johnny
  1447. HELP
  1448. by helping her
  1449. Lavira_Dyenus
  1450. !roll 2#1d20 with help
  1451. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1452. rolled 2#1d20 --> | [ 1d20=9 ]{9}, [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
  1453. Sorodin
  1454. You don't do much.
  1455. Lavira_Dyenus
  1456. "Once more, johnny."
  1457. Johnny
  1458. "let me try and you help"
  1459. Lavira_Dyenus
  1460. !roll 2#1d20 with help
  1461. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1462. rolled 2#1d20 --> | [ 1d20=9 ]{9}, [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
  1463. Sorodin
  1464. The table is truly immovable.
  1465. It is the stalwart defender of the breeze.
  1466. Lavira_Dyenus
  1467. "Third time's the charm, Johnny"
  1468. Johnny
  1469. !roll 2#1d20+1
  1470. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1471. rolled 2#1d20+1 --> | [ 1d20=19 ]{20}, [ 1d20=16 ]{17}
  1472. Sorodin
  1473. You guys shift the table out of the way, revealing...
  1474. a blank section of wall.
  1475. * Johnny pokes the wall with his knife
  1476. Sorodin
  1477. Your knife goes through the wall.
  1478. Lavira_Dyenus
  1479. I cut open an entrance
  1480. Sorodin
  1481. You try to cut open an entrance, but your rapier goes through the wall as well!
  1482. Lavira_Dyenus
  1483. "This is... strange"
  1484. "johnny, hold onto my arm while I try something"
  1485. Johnny
  1486. "Welp! oh wait what do we do about Klen?"
  1487. Lavira_Dyenus
  1488. "I think he'll be fine for now, seeing as we've eliminated the monsters"
  1489. Sorodin
  1490. He's still over there sleeptalking about nuclear reactors
  1491. Lavira_Dyenus
  1492. "Grab my arm, please"
  1493. * Johnny hold hand. i mean arm...
  1494. Lavira_Dyenus
  1495. I stick my arm and then head through the wall
  1496. arm first to observe any effects, then head to see for myself
  1497. Sorodin
  1498. it opens up into a hallway, holographic projectors mounted on the walls
  1499. Lavira_Dyenus
  1500. "Ahh, so this is more of the technology that Klen mentioned"
  1501. * Johnny has stars in his eyes "ooooooooooooo~"
  1502. Lavira_Dyenus
  1503. "Let's continue"
  1504. Sorodin
  1505. The volcano starts rumbling beneath you
  1506. Lavira_Dyenus
  1507. I walk forward through the holograms with caution to maintain my footing
  1508. Johnny
  1509. "shit"
  1510. Lavira_Dyenus
  1511. "It appears we might be on a time limit, so let's pick up the pace"
  1512. Johnny
  1513. "Right!"
  1514. Sorodin
  1515. The hallway eventually opens up into a large circular room, three doorways branching off in the other three directions.
  1516. In the center is a blue thing that looks like the gate.
  1517. Johnny
  1518. "oh a return node"
  1519. Lavira_Dyenus
  1520. "Is that what it's called?"
  1521. "Well, we've at least found a checkpoint to use in emergencies"
  1522. Johnny
  1523. "yep that's good"
  1524. Lavira_Dyenus
  1525. "We should continue while we can"
  1526. I head into the door on the left
  1527. Johnny
  1528. "righto"
  1529. Sorodin
  1530. The door to the left is locked.
  1531. Lavira_Dyenus
  1532. Then on to the door on the right
  1533. Sorodin
  1534. Roll Occult
  1535. Lavira_Dyenus
  1536. !roll 1d20-1
  1537. Kaiserbot[Dice]
  1538. rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {19}
  1539. Sorodin
  1540. You discover that the door is magically rigged to explode upon the handle being touched; you can push it open just fine.
  1541. Lavira_Dyenus
  1542. "Johnny, the door handle is trapped"
  1543. Johnny
  1544. "what's with this door?"
  1545. Lavira_Dyenus
  1546. "the door handle will explode upon contact with anything"
  1547. "Don't touch it"
  1548. I push the door open, being careful not to touch the handle
  1549. Johnny
  1550. i ready to use THROW at any enemies we see on the other side
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