[Kevin] [오후 6:52] Ok so I went out around 4:00 to get my banking things done. Where I make my NH account remittance?
[Kevin] [오후 6:53] Not sure what it's called. But link NH account with over seas
[Kevin] [오후 6:54] There was a group but I missed the message to meet so I ran out trying to find them. Went to the wrong branch twice
[Jenny] [오후 6:55] Mhmmmmm
[Kevin] [오후 6:55] On opposite sides of town and at this point the bank was closed
[Kevin] [오후 6:55] I bumped into another friend from epik
[Kevin] [오후 6:56] She was with a group of people and they asked If I was free. So course I had to say yes... boy was I gullible
[Kevin] [오후 6:56] Older ladies think VP
[Kevin] [오후 6:57] So we walked and talked and they said we're going to be eating
[Kevin] [오후 6:57] (shocked)
[Kevin] [오후 6:58] Got to their house (kinda weird but ok) went upstairs a and sat made some small talk in garbo Korean
[Kevin] [오후 6:58] Talked about where I'm from and what I do in sunchang
[Kevin] [오후 6:59] Then I saw a guy in a suit like oh wow this kinda dinner neat
[Kevin] [오후 6:59] So we all sat down had some snacks and they ordered some chicken
[Kevin] [오후 7:01] The head lady was super nice calling me handsome and asking me to call her 어머? 엄마? Whatever for mom
[Kevin] [오후 7:01] She's 50
[Kevin] [오후 7:02] Thinking okay still weird but its the culture whatevs
[Kevin] [오후 7:02] Sat smiled along and chatted then the guy in the suits like I have a video to show you kevin
[Kevin] [오후 7:02] Say sure let's eat and watch
[Jenny] [오후 7:02] lol wtf
[Kevin] [오후 7:02] Guess what it was
[Kevin] [오후 7:02] Please
[Kevin] [오후 7:03] This is where my life was going down the drain and fast
[Jenny] [오후 7:03] Black mirror
[Kevin] [오후 7:03] Lmfao no
[Jenny] [오후 7:03] What
[Kevin] [오후 7:03] Woulda been better least I'd never have to see them again
[Jenny] [오후 7:03] What was it
[Kevin] [오후 7:04] Church of god intro video
[Jenny] [오후 7:04] Hahahahahaha
[Kevin] [오후 7:04] o em gee
[Kevin] [오후 7:04] No no no no
[Kevin] [오후 7:04] It doesn't stop there
[Kevin] [오후 7:04] Oh it gets worse
[Kevin] [오후 7:04] Much much muuuuuch worse
[Jenny] [오후 7:04] Lol trying to recruit you?
[Kevin] [오후 7:04] So watching the 30 min long video about the church
[Jenny] [오후 7:04] And sorry continue on
[Kevin] [오후 7:05] And how amazing it is with so many oppurtnities
[Kevin] [오후 7:05] And how the mother in all her caring makes us all whole
[Kevin] [오후 7:05] I'm sitting there thinking holy shit
[Kevin] [오후 7:05] Is this scientology?
[Kevin] [오후 7:05] So I'm kinda freaking out at this point
[Kevin] [오후 7:06] They're talking about Jerusalem and how the church's head is the mother which is god? I'm not too sure anymore
[Jenny] [오후 7:06] Hahahahahaha
[Kevin] [오후 7:06] This is where it gets weird. After the video they brought in an English teacher
[Kevin] [오후 7:07] Gosh I wish you guys were there to experience it with me
[Kevin] [오후 7:07] So she sat down and started talking to me about everything
[Kevin] [오후 7:07] How I'm liking it
[Kevin] [오후 7:07] And if I was having a good time being a part of their family
[Kevin] [오후 7:08] Normal questions and all but then she started teaching me the churches morals and code
[Kevin] [오후 7:08] The foundation of the church and what they believe in
[Kevin] [오후 7:08] How there's a spiritual mother. And spiritual father who is god a spiritual son and daughter and combined is the church of god
[Kevin] [오후 7:09] Then they asked me if I wanted to be a part of this family
[Kevin] [오후 7:09] Ok Kevin be polite a little longer its just formality
[Kevin] [오후 7:09] Say yes
[Kevin] [오후 7:09] I said yes
[Kevin] [오후 7:09] And they were all so happy and excited
[Jenny] [오후 7:10] Lmfao
[Kevin] [오후 7:10] Then they put on hijabs
[Jenny] [오후 7:10] Why did you say it
[Kevin] [오후 7:10] Or no not hijabs
[Kevin] [오후 7:10] Veils
[Kevin] [오후 7:10] And they straight up baptised a guy in front of me
[Kevin] [오후 7:10] They brought me into another room and talked to me about to become one with the famiky
[Jenny] [오후 7:10] Wtf did you get yourself into
[Kevin] [오후 7:11] I need to be baptised and absolve myself of my past lifw
[Kevin] [오후 7:11] Life
[Kevin] [오후 7:11] To become new and clean
[Kevin] [오후 7:11] To be accepted into the family
[Kevin] [오후 7:11] Im sweating bullets at this point
[Kevin] [오후 7:11] Holy shit
[Kevin] [오후 7:12] I'm about to be baptised in some ladie's? (plural they live together) apartment
[Kevin] [오후 7:12] Not even apartment on my knees in the bathroom
[Kevin] [오후 7:13] Omg I was so freaked out. Started telling them I wasn't ready and I really need time to think about it. And I'm not even sure I want to be committed from becoming baptised
[Kevin] [오후 7:14] Then the English lady talked around looked at me and said "did you just come here to play with us?" Thought I was dead right there
[Kevin] [오후 7:15] This is where my friend jumped in and started helping me out and digging me out of this massive fucking pit
[Kevin] [오후 7:16] They went through with the plan of doing some dinners first and some bible study groups before I was ready to be baptised
[Kevin] [오후 7:16] Guess what tho? I'm apparently busy working Monday to Saturday 9-5 whodah thunk we'd be getting worked so hard? Lmao
[Kevin] [오후 7:17] And they still said oh we meet at 3 but that's okay call us after when you're off work
[Kevin] [오후 7:17] Said our goodbyes and I left with my friend. She just started apologizing like mad
[Kevin] [오후 7:17] Lmaooooo
[Jenny] [오후 7:18] Lmao
[Jenny] [오후 7:18] What did you get yourself into Kev
[Kevin] [오후 7:18] And telling me how if I said I was free on Saturday they'd take me to the main church in daejon for the full day
[Jenny] [오후 7:18] And is she part of that group
[Kevin] [오후 7:18] And the whole seminars and teachings
[Kevin] [오후 7:18] Kinda she was roped into it herself
[Kevin] [오후 7:18] She's Christian but they baptised her again here
[Kevin] [오후 7:18] Anyways
[Kevin] [오후 7:19] To finish up my story
[Kevin] [오후 7:19] That's how I got out of getting baptised in some lady's apt washroom in korea
[Kevin] [오후 7:19] God I love this country