Studious Twilight - Topjack

Topjack aka Yet_another_writefag Mon 15 Sep 2014 17:42:40 No.19736586
>"So I Heard you like ponies..."
"Excuse me?"
>"I Heard you like ponies."
"I know you know, because I told you earlier."
>"Well we needed the right setting Anon."
"We were at my house, I cooked you a nice dinner, there were candles and soft music."
>"Yes Anon but that's not how its supposed to work."
"What?"
>"See it says right here." she said floating a book from beneath the table and placing it infront of you
"A young mare's guide to courting the stud that will make your springs brighter" you said reading the title aloud.
>"You see anon, step one is a good opening line. Since your a non-pony stating that you find ponies attractive implies I consider you a viable mate. This makes you more receptacle to further pursuit."
"I literally told you I was interested in you three hours ago."
>"Exactly! I had an advantage. So here I am."
"You ran from our dinner without a word."
>"Of course, I needed to study."
"I thought you rejected me."
>"Don't worry anon, I'm here now to..." she grabbed the book off the table and skipped to a later page.
>"...Make your sheath twicth with desire."
"I was heartbroken."
>"Its okay we can go back to your place and rut now."
"Well then, okay."