A1 - [D]ash: Two months of bleak hiatus, just awful EQG ...
A2 - [P]inkie: We left our halfchan home for /pone/ and kept it cancer-free
A3 - [A]pplejack: But the memes we've stored are running out, and we can't grow in this cold
A4 - [R]arity: And even though I love blue puns, Sonata's getting o~ld
A5 - [T]wilight: The time has come to write new >green and check those trips and dubs
A6 - [T]: But it's also time to say goodbye to our comfy sekrit club
A7 - [T]: How do we help the newfags see, what do all the buttons do?

B1 - [T]: And will they understand rule seven? I haven't got a clu~e!
B2 - [C]horus: Newfag round-up! Newfag round-up! ( [T & C]: Let's finish our holiday cheer! ) H'yay-tus wrap-up! H'yay-tus wrap-up!
B3 - [A]: 'Cause another season's here!
B4 - [D & C]: 'Cause another season's here!
B5 - [D]: Bringing home the old anons, a ponyfag mob begins
B6 - [D]: And clearing all the shitpost threads, to let the show talk in
B7 - [D]: We act all jaded like the true oldfags of /co/

C1 - [D & C]: When the show starts up don't let your autism sho~w!
C2 - [C]: H'yay-tus wrap-up! H'yay-tus wrap-up! ( [T & C]: Let's finish our content-drought year! )
C3 - [C]: H'yay-tus wrap-up! H'yay-tus wrap-up! ( [T & C]: 'Cause another season's here! )
C4 - [C]: Newfag round-up! Newfag round-up! ( [T & C]: 'Cause another season's here! Better not be S3-tier! )
C5 - [R]: A hundred lurkers hibernate in each C-Y-O-A
C6 - [F]luttershy: But others go to /fit/ and /bane/, /baphomet/, /pol/ and /k/
C7 - [R]: We help them face their manchild fears, making /pone/ their home

D1 - [F]: We welcome back the drawfags' works, ( [F & R]: Will our UID count gro~w? )
D2 - [C]: Shitpost clean-up! Shitpost clean-up! ( [T & C]: It sure is summer in here )
     [B]ass: Shitpo~st, shitpo~st ...
D3 - [C]: Batfag round-up! Batfag round-up! ( [T & C]: Who led the cancer here? )
     [B]: Batfa~g, batfa~g ...
D4 - [C]: Shitstorm drama! Shitstorm drama! ( [T & C]: 'Cause another season's here, n' no drama would be weird )
     [B]: Shitsto~rm, shitsto~rm
D5 - [A]: We're gonna fap to spoiler'd porn, plant our tiny seeds.
D6 - [A]: Write proper greentext smut and feels, every one I'll read
D7 - [A]: Reaction images, web-M's, art, panda-ring dramas too

E1 - [A]: It makes my dong so very hard, ( [A & C]: at last there's something ne~w! )
E2 - [C]: Newfag round-up! Newfag round-up! ( [T & C]: Let's finish our exodus year! )
E3 - [C]: H'yay-tus wrap-up! H'yaytus wrap-up! ( [T & C]: 'Cause another season's here! )
E4 - [C]: Rape joke round-up! Rape joke round-up! ( [P]: Making Tumblr disappear, [P & C]: 'Cause there ain't no wymyn here! )
E5 - [T]: Now that we know the season's due, they're bound to find this place
E6 - [T]: ... and bring bronies to this board, tough task ahead I face
E7 - [T]: But will they really raise our traffic? Will the good anons stay?

F1 - [T]: Euphoria's wrong so I just fap to horse porn these days! Fap to horse to~da~y!
F2 - [C]: Newfag round-up! Newfag round-up! ( [D & C]: Let's finish our drama-filled year! )
F3 - [C]: Background-pony! Background-pony! ( [T & C]: 'Cause I know /anon/ is here! )
F4 - [C]: Fandom pander! Fandom pander!
F5 - [T]: 'Cause at last new content's here! 'Cause at last new content's here!
F6 - 'Cause at last new content's he~re!
F7 - [A minor chord]

G1 - [G chord]
G2 - [C chord]