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GRANDDAD: Are we late? I don't wanna miss
the plane home. We're not late are we?

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SUE: Don't worry, Dad.
We're not late, we're early.

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PETE: That way we avoid our usual
last minute panic, don't we?

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I'll get the trolley!

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Okay, but remember
they are not built for speed.

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You could have crippled
that poor woman at Gatwick.

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Well, I did shout,
"Look out, lady, I can't stop!"

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So, how early are we, Mummy?

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Well, let's ask Daddy, shall we?
Exactly how early are we, Daddy?

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-Well, we're a bit early.
-But how early?

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-Nice and early.
-Daddy likes to allow plenty of time.

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That's right, in case of bad traffic.

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Bad traffic, on a small island,
on a Sunday, in a Catholic country.

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Look at those policemen.
They've got guns. That is so cool.

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There's nothing cool about guns.

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They are horrible things.
They kill people.

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-That's why they're cool.
-Young people make a lot of gun crime.

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It's a tragedy in our inner city.

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-What?
-The man on the telly said that.

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The one with the desk.
The one that speaks like that.

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Fiona Bruce.

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Kids, you stay with Granddad for a sec.
Won't be long.

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-Have you ever fired a gun, Granddad?
-Oh, yeah.

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In Korea.

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-Have you ever seen anybody get shot?
-GRANDDAD: Oh, yeah.

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-What, in Korea?
-No, in a pub in Aldershot.

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Is it safe to let your dad go back
to his own house next week?

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He seems to have gone
downhill a bit.

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He gets more disorientated when
his biorhythms are out of kilter.

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-But on the holiday, he was wandering off.
-He wasn't that bad.

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Sue, I found him
on a dual carriageway.

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Yeah, but that's because
he's in a strange environment.

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Our flight isn't even up there.

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Twice I found him
in someone else's room.

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They all looked the same.
It's an easy mistake to make.

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He had a bath in one. Those people
were very reasonable about it.

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There it is! T549...

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Two hour delay.

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Oh, noooo...

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Yep. With the three hours leeway
you built in,

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that's five hours,
in an airport, with kids.

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-That's five weeks in real-time.
-Well...

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They can do some coloring.

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All right, well it looks like
we've got a bit of a wait.

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Mummy's just working out where
we check the bags in and then,

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that leaves us free to explore.

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AIRPORT ANNOUNCEMENT IN PROGRESS

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Daddy, what's that man keep saying?

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He's just telling us not to leave
our bags unattended. Now then...

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But, why does he keep saying it?

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Because the airport people, you see,

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they don't want people just to
wander off and leave their bags,

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-that's why he's saying it.
-Why?

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Because there are some bad people who...

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A very tiny, tiny, tiny number of,
of bad people, who might want to...

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...damage the planes.

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-What...like graffiti?
-No...

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Bit worse than that.
Anyway, who wants an ice cream?

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Me. But what's that got
to do with bags?

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Cos that's where they hide bombs.

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Bombs? Do bad people have bombs?

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We are talking about a fantastically...

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tiny number of bad people.
The world is full of nice people.

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Anyway it's nothing to worry...
Oh, look!

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Look at that policeman with the dog.
What kind of dog is that?

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Why does he bring his dog to work?

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-To sniff out...
-Companionship.

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SUE: Well...guess what?

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Check-in isn't even open yet.

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-You all right, Karen?
-Yeah, she's on top form, aren't you, eh?

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Actually, I'm not on top form.

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I'm thinking about all the bad people
with the bombs.

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Someone's got onto the topic of bombs.

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-It's these incessant announcements.
-Darling, the thing to remember is,

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the naughty people
who've got the bombs,

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well, they are a fantastically
tiny, tiny number.

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SUE: Isn't that right, Granddad?

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Yeah, yeah. Mind you,
it only takes one.

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KAREN: What do you mean it only takes one?
SUE: He doesn't mean anything.

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HE MOANS

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How much longer till we leave?

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Six hours.

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But it was four hours
a few minutes ago.

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Yep, it was two, then four,
and now it's six.

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They're working their way through
the two times table.

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Well, it's quite complicated,
because they believe

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that their religion tells them to do it,
so that they can get in to heaven.

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-Is this Muslims?
-No not just... It's not just Muslims, no.

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What other religions
have blown up planes?

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Well, er...the...

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Well, it is mostly Muslims,
yes, but it's just a tiny,

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tiny group of Muslims
that do bad things,

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er...because they think
God is telling them to do it.

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That's silly, why would God tell them
to blow up planes?

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Well...
Exactly.

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God could do it much easilier
than they could.

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He can do whatever he wants.
He's God.

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Well, yes, yes...

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Let's continue...

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No, I won't!
Anyway, I don't know the Spanish for,

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"Can my son have a go
with your machine-gun?"

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And you won't find it
in the phrasebook.

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-Oh, God!
-What's up?

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Jake's texting Jo
and Jo isn't texting back.

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Maybe there's a problem
with her phone.

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Or maybe Jo doesn't want
a boyfriend who's ugly.

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Shut it, you!

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop!

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Erm...

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What... That man...
When that man keeps saying,

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"Please report any suspicious behavior."

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What is sus-sus-pa,
suspicious behavior?

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Well, it's when someone's
acting oddly,

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or...they look very nervous or
they, I don't know...sweating a lot.

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Or if they're carrying a bomb.

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Yep, that...that would qualify
as suspicious behavior.

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Okay.

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Oh, no, because...

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That man's sweating.

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But he's hot. He's just hot.

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I saw a lady buy a chocolate bar
and then not eat it.

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And I saw a man,

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that was holding his hands behind
his back for a very long time,

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and I saw a lady, she was looking
at a sign with very small eyes.

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-Ah...
-And I think those things are suspicious.

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Just go and see
if our flight's up there.

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-Go on.
-It really hacks me off, you know.

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We're not boyfriend
and girlfriend.

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-We're just friends.
-Well, that's terrific.

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Because that means that you're not
making the mistake that I made.

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Because I over-invested
in one friend...

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who happened to be a girl.

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It's rather silly, really.
I used to give her all my Refreshers.

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They were like a little packet of sweets

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that had letters on them
and I used to secretly rearrange

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the order of the letters,
so that they spelt out,

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"I Love You."

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Mind you, I had to buy a lot of packets
to get the right letters.

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How old were you?

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Sixt...

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Six.

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That man's still sweating.

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A...A...A...

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Aeroplane? Not that I see any.

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Nope, it's not aeroplane.

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-Alsatian?
-No. Not Alsatian.

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-AK-47?
-No.

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Ah...

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HE MUMBLES

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All right, I give up!

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-It's air.
-Air?

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-You can't see air!
-You can!

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Erm...what about all that
fog and mist,

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-that we had on holiday, that was air.
-Yeah...sadly.

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And when it's a very hot day,
you can see the sun coming in

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and all those dotty bits of air.

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-That's dust.
-Yes, but what makes it float?

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Air does.

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All right.
Something beginning with T.

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Who's this?

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Oh, Jo, I love you, Jo...

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JAKE: Shut up, you little...
PETE: Boys...

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Hey, don't push me!

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Ow...

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Boys!

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-Sorry.
-I am so sorry!

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LADY: Don't worry.
JAKE: We didn't mean it.

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Thank you.

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Yeah well, this is precisely
how accidents happen.

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-I'm so sorry.
-It's fine, honestly. Boys will be boys.

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I'm sure we've met before.
Were you at the hotel?

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No. We met on the way out.
At Gatwick.

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I didn't have the stick then.

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Ahh...the ramp lady.

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-I am so...
-Please, it's fine.

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-Let us get you another coffee.
-I'm all right.

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No, no. Jake. Jake.

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Go and get this lady another coffee,
by way of apology.

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Careful.

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All right. I give up.

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It's time.

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Karen, you can't see time.

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You can! Cos otherwise,
why would people say,

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"Have you seen the time?"

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Yes, but that's a manner of speaking.
You can't actually see the time...

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Yeah, but why would they
say it because...

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because if a person looked
and they saw the time, they'd say,

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"Yes, I did, I have seen the time."

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Yes, but I can't see your I spy of time,
can I? You can't see time.

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You can feel time passing,
especially playing this game.

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-Did you get that lady her coffee?
-Yeah, and I got one for me.

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-You got yourself a coffee?
-Yeah, a double espresso.

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A double esp...?

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You're the one
telling me to try new things.

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But I meant, you know,
vegetables and stuff,

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not stimulants,
you've never had caffeine before.

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Don't get in a state.
I only drank half.

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Oh. Oh okay.

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Ben drank the other half.

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-You let Ben drink a double espresso.
-It tasted horrible to begin with.

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But then I added five spoonfuls of sugar
and now I feel...

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All zingy, zangy, zongy!

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-Zingy, zangy, zongy?
-I feel like lightning.

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Oh, my God!

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AEROPLANE FLYING BY

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AIRPORT ANNOUNCEMENT

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JAKE: Hey!

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As we had a bit of time to kill,
to put it mildly, erm...

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I did a rough calculation,

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and this is our debt
at the end of the year.

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Bloody hell.

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That's assuming I get the job
I'm going for next week.

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And that's the figure, if I don't.

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Bloody hell!

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I mean, it's my fault.
I should have stayed on top of things,

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I should never have booked this holiday.
That was ridiculous.

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It's...it's my fault.

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Clearly it's my fault.

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Oh well, thanks for trying
to make me feel better!

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Pete, can you say something?

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-Bloody hell.
-Apart from bloody hell?

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Jesus.

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This is without additional things,
isn't it?

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Like, if we have to have the roof done,

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or if we have to find somewhere
for your dad to...

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To what?

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-Well, y'know if he...
-Yeah, but he's going home soon, isn't he?

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Once the fire damage is fixed.

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Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right.

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Bloody hell.

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BOYS SCREAM

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SUE: Leave it!
PETE: Stop playing with the trolleys!

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-Marmalade?
-No.

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-Millionaire?
-Nope.

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-Mop?
-Nope.

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Okay, I give up. What is it?

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Muslim!

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-Karen! Shh!
-Keep your voice down.

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But he is a Muslim.

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-I know, but you can't just...
-And it begins with M.

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You can't just point at people
and shout out their religions.

242
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:31,400
-It's not nice.
-Well, he must know that he's a Muslim.

243
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:35,640
Look it...it's quite complicated,
because it's not easy

244
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:40,400
being a Muslim at the moment, and...
imagine if you saw a Jewish person,

245
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:44,400
you wouldn't point at them
and shout out, "Oh, look there's a...

246
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,560
"Jewish person!",
because it wouldn't be right, would it?

247
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:52,120
It wouldn't be right, because
Jewish person doesn't begin with an M.

248
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,440
Don't you know how
to play this game?

249
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:59,280
Muslim! That's brilliant!
I never would have got that!

250
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:04,960
ANNOUNCEMENT
'Flight T549 is now boarding at gate nine'

251
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,360
PETE: Okay, Karen, you see,
what you have to understand,

252
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,520
is that the world
is full of good people.

253
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,360
Well, all right, then.
Out of ten people,

254
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,000
how many people would be good?

255
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:15,720
Nine.

256
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,520
And sometimes ten, because it
depends on how many...

257
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:22,800
which ten you choose in the first place...
Okay, it's probably not...

258
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,920
best to get bogged down
in the numbers.

259
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:29,240
Basically, most people in the world
are good, but there are some people,

260
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a tiny number, who believe
that everyone in the whole world

261
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,800
should believe what they believe.
And they've decided that

262
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:42,840
anyone who doesn't have the same
ideas or beliefs...is an enemy.

263
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,400
And they are allowed...

264
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,120
...to kill them.

265
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:52,120
So, they're like...
fantastically bossy people.

266
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,880
That's it, exactly,
fantastically bossy people.

267
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,000
Who like explosives.

268
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,720
Mmm...Al-Qaeda in a nutshell.

269
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,920
Fantastically bossy people...

270
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,720
who like explosives.

271
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,920
JAKE: Ready?

272
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,360
You're out again!

273
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,640
We won't be long, Dad.

274
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:13,000
Boys! Can you come here now, because
it'll be our turn in a second.

275
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:16,840
I've spent my life standing in line,
while some other bugger pushes in.

276
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:20,520
-Waargh!
-What's that dreadful noise?

277
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,360
Oh, it's muzak.
SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

278
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,680
-What?
-Muzak.

279
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,680
-Mu-zak?
-Muzak.

280
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,200
No, no, no, Sue,
it's pronounced mu-sic.

281
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,640
No, Dad, it's...

282
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,240
It doesn't matter.
Look, we'll be moving soon.

283
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:40,640
KAREN: Well, if there are so many
good people...

284
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:44,080
and so less bad people...

285
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,720
why don't the good people
just kill the bad people?

286
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:52,960
Yes...but...if...if the good people
just killed all the bad people,

287
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,440
then they wouldn't be good any more,
would they?

288
00:14:56,280 --> 00:15:00,600
Well, that is a point but...

289
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:03,360
they could put all the bad people
in a big pit,

290
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,920
and make them kill each other.

291
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,360
Have you been reading
the Daily Mail again?

292
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,040
-Can I hold the trolley?
-As long as you're careful

293
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,880
-and don't play with it.
-There's no such word as muzak.

294
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,480
No Dad, it's...it doesn't matter.

295
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,880
BANGS
Ow!

296
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,480
-Oh, my God!
-What have you done?

297
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,560
-I am so sorry! Are you okay?
-Yes.

298
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,200
What did I tell you, Ben?

299
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,840
I'm really sorry, is your ha...

300
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,720
-Don't worry, I'm fine.
-Oh golly! I'm so sorry. He's...

301
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:32,200
How we gonna stop the person from
being bad? You can't teach them,

302
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:36,800
you can't play with them, because
they'll just be bad at playing.

303
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,320
-You have to kill them!
-You could lock them up.

304
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,480
No, you couldn't lock them up!

305
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,520
Cos they'll break out,
but they're so bad, they'll break out,

306
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,480
they'll do breaking out thingies...

307
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,320
You can't have the good people
killing the bad people,

308
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,560
because that's...that's...
that's just as bad.

309
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:57,480
Well...you could...

310
00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,920
put all the bad people
in a black room,

311
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,440
strap knives to their chests,
and make them walk around.

312
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,560
They bump into each other,
they'll be,

313
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,520
the knife will be going into
the other person's...

314
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,680
chest and they'll die.

315
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,440
You see...you'd have to...you can't
let bad people stab bad people,

316
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:21,040
because as a good person, you'd feel
morally obliged to stop that sort of...

317
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:22,960
...Slaughter.

318
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:28,760
Hmm...well, you could...
take all the bad people and say,

319
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:33,240
"You're going to fly off the edge
of the cliff because you can fly."

320
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,200
Then they'll be like, "All right".

321
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:38,000
But then you're lying to the bad people
then, aren't you?

322
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,520
Well...

323
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,240
Yes, but...

324
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,560
They'll be dead.

325
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,600
MAN: Next, please.

326
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,600
So, Ben, that's the game, okay.

327
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,640
The one who can mention
the most explosives is the winner.

328
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,960
-Did you pack the bags yourselves?
-No.

329
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,760
Then, who did?

330
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,600
-Search me.
-I did.

331
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,480
Have you got any of the items
on this chart?

332
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,720
-None except the Semtex.
-Oh, the Semtex joke, first one today.

333
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,600
Sorry.

334
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,640
-How many bags?
-Er, four.

335
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,680
Do you know how long it's likely to be?

336
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,600
I just want to know
if I should feed them or not.

337
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,320
Personally, I won't be requiring
any food, Mother.

338
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,320
-Though my friend "Dinah, might".
-Sorry, they're a bit...

339
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,920
-Dynamite.
-They had a double espresso.

340
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,640
You give your kids double espressos?

341
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,600
Oh, no, no, we don't give,
give them, they bought them.

342
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,520
-Before we realized.
-If we'd known, then we wouldn't have...

343
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,360
-We'd have...stopped them...
-Doing it.

344
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:31,200
-Here are your boarding passes.
-Be careful with that bag.

345
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:32,960
That's the one
with the hand grenades in.

346
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:36,800
Okay, for your information,
saying that is a criminal offense.

347
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,680
-He's a kid!
-What's an offense? What's happening?

348
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,000
-In America he'd get five years for that.
-He's mucking about.

349
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,720
Airport security isn't an environment
for "mucking about".

350
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,760
If he does it again he could end up
having to face the music!

351
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:49,960
Next, please.

352
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,720
There. See, Sue.

353
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,720
Mu-sic. Ic!

354
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,520
Give the gentleman your passport.

355
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,720
No wisecracks. I don't want
to wake up in Guantanamo Bay.

356
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,480
Give the man your passport.
Come on, come on.

357
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,520
KAREN: Thank you.
PETE: Off you go.

358
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,560
Afternoon.

359
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,840
Is there a problem?

360
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,640
-Dad's a terrorist!
-Shhh!

361
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,760
Ha-ha. That's, er...that's my son.

362
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,800
He's had a double espresso.

363
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:41,280
-Are they going to put Daddy in jail?
-No, they're not!

364
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:46,600
GRANDDAD: What's keeping Pete so long?
SUE: Formalities, Dad. Just formalities.

365
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:03,440
No. Thank you. And er...
You have a nice day, yourself.

366
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,320
Pete!

367
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,200
It's nice to see the spirit
of General Franco lives on.

368
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,000
-Pete!
-What bad manners.

369
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,680
Don't get involved! They outrank you.
And they've got guns!

370
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,120
A smile costs nothing, you know.

371
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,440
SUE: Walk away!

372
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,840
ALARM BEEPS

373
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,840
Everybody's looking at us, Mummy.

374
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,880
-Yes, I know, darling.
-Whose bag is this, please?

375
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,360
PETE: God, that's Ben's bag, isn't it?
SECURITY: This is your bag.

376
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,000
-It's my son's bag, yes.
-Is this about the knife?

377
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,320
We have had enough of that little joke,
Ben. Thank you very much.

378
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,960
Yes, it is about the knife.

379
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:48,000
-Did you know he had the knife?
-No, I didn't know he had the knife.

380
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,600
Or the fish-skeleton.

381
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:54,240
Or the doll's head
with the little hermit crab in it.

382
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:58,320
I mean, it was obviously just stuff
he'd picked up off the beach.

383
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,840
There was no need for them to stand
there waving their arms about.

384
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,840
Anyway, it was only a butter knife.

385
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,120
He's hardly gonna spread
the pilot to death.

386
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,680
Can we talk about something else?

387
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,680
At least Jake seems to have
hit the wall at last.

388
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,440
BEN CHATTERS

389
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,160
PETE: Ben seems the same, though.
BEN: Nearly half-way through the trenches,

390
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:22,000
I don't think caffeine makes any
difference to the way he behaves.

391
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,080
Lives his whole life
in a naturally caffeinated state.

392
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,280
Take that! Sspprrtt!

393
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:31,200
Mummy. That man's acting
suspiciously again.

394
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,200
I don't think he is, darling.

395
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:37,000
He looks all funny
and nervous, and sweaty.

396
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:41,480
Well, that's because you've been staring
at him for the last half an hour.

397
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,880
Why don't you carry on
with your drawing?

398
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,360
Let's see what you've done.

399
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,840
What are you drawing?

400
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,760
You've been drawing him.

401
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:50,760
Yes.

402
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:55,400
In case the police need
a description of him

403
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,400
after the plane's blown up.

404
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,800
He's riding a zebra.

405
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,480
Yeah, because it's a bit
boring just...

406
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,600
just having him standing there.

407
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,840
Why don't you draw him
with another zebra, or...

408
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,240
...A team of zebras.

409
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,960
Oh, God!
This is getting on my tits!

410
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,560
How much longer for God's sake?

411
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,800
Shouldn't be long now, Frank.

412
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,000
I want to get back to my own house
and sleep in my own bed.

413
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,240
Well, you might not be able to go
straight back.

414
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,520
-I'm not an invalid.
-I know that...

415
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,120
-I proved that with the arm-wrestling.
-Well...

416
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,280
And the star-jumps.

417
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,440
I'm going for a slash.

418
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,640
-Do you know where it is?
-Of course!

419
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:41,080
I reckon this must be the worst
half-term break we've ever had...

420
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,720
Well, maybe the trip to Longleat.

421
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,120
Oh, God, yes...

422
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,760
The monkey in the car...

423
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,960
all those injections you had to have.

424
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,720
God, she must have had her
phone stolen or something.

425
00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,280
I know, why don't we all
play a game of Cheat?

426
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,160
Yeah, come on!

427
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,040
Now Karen... remember that this game

428
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,160
is called 'Cheat' because
it's all about cheating.

429
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:11,000
You are allowed to cheat.
All about cheating.

430
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,040
Yes, I know
it's all about cheating!

431
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:15,640
SUE: Good.
KAREN: But there are still rules.

432
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,360
Let's just play, shall we?

433
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,680
It's this way, apparently.

434
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,680
KAREN: You don't have to
if you don't want to...

435
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,560
-PETE: Two sixes.
-KAREN CHATTERS

436
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,480
Three sevens.

437
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,960
-Three kings.
-Cheat!

438
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,600
Can we play this game
without cheating?

439
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,880
Oh, look. We've been over this!

440
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,600
It's Cheat, that's the name of the game.
Cheat!

441
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,520
I've won.

442
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,440
You've got
to cheat when you play Cheat,

443
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,680
or you'd just be putting cards down

444
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,480
and telling the truth
and that'd be called... 'Truth'.

445
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,160
That sounds like a better game.
Can we play that instead?

446
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,200
It's not real.

447
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,800
-Oh, please, because you need rules...
-Karen...

448
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,840
Like, don't run with scissors,
otherwise there'd be...

449
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:53,760
But...

450
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,280
there'd be a whole hospital
with people... and...

451
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,960
and they've got scissors
stuck in their face.

452
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,320
Okay, game over, give me your cards.

453
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,880
Actually I think our plane's landed,

454
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,080
so we ought to get ready.
Have you got the boarding passes?

455
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,960
Ye-es! How many more times?

456
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:12,480
-Where are our seats?
-Well, we've got two groups of three...

457
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,600
a couple of rows apart.

458
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,400
Right.
So it should probably go,

459
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:22,400
me, your dad and Jake and you sitting
with the two little ones.

460
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,240
-Yeah?
-Like it was on the way out.

461
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,640
Was that the formulation
on the way out?

462
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:32,440
Yeah, I think it was. Yeah,
I was more thinking, you and Ben and Karen

463
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,200
because that's fairer on dad,
because, he likes things calm.

464
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,560
Yeah. But he likes to talk
about football,

465
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,880
so possibly it should be me,
your Dad and Jake.

466
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,480
-Or you, Dad and Ben.
-Or me, your Dad and Karen.

467
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,600
-Cut the crap, you're sitting next to Ben.
-Why?

468
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,800
Because I sat next to him on the way out.

469
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,320
I had him for an hour in a pedalo.

470
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,960
-That's nothing!
-Five hundred yards off the coast!

471
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,000
GRANDDAD: Ah dear...

472
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,720
This brings back memories.

473
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,720
Yeah?

474
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:01,640
Yeah, when I was little
and it snowed, me and my Dad

475
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,280
would go out and piss in the snow together
to make rude words...

476
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,040
Your dad ever done that with you?

477
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,520
Erm...

478
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,400
-Don't think so.
-Nah... Y'see?

479
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,880
Parents just don't make the time to do
that stuff with their kids nowadays.

480
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,480
-It is your turn to sit next to Ben.
-But...

481
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:21,800
End of story.

482
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:29,440
Course...
We could go, me, you, Jake...

483
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,280
and Karen, Ben, Granddad...

484
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,440
Or would that be unfair on your dad?

485
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,200
Nah, I think that'd probably be okay.

486
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,880
Cos a lot of stuff washes over him.

487
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,000
Yeah that's true. And...

488
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,520
ANNOUNCEMENT
'The flight for Gatwick is now boarding'

489
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,360
Hallelujah. That is us.

490
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,640
Right, right, wagons roll,
get ready, everyone.

491
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,440
We've got plenty of time.

492
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,040
-Indeed, we have got plenty of time.
-That's right.

493
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:54,480
If we don't leave everything
to the last minute,

494
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,520
so Karen, Ben get your stuff together.

495
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,800
We might as well wait
till this queue's died down.

496
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,920
They said, 'passengers
with small children'. So we can board.

497
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,240
But we don't have
any small children.

498
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,880
Yes, we have, we've got you and Ben.

499
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,800
-We're not small!
-I'm the second biggest in the class.

500
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,440
-Yeah, but...
-Maisie Warburton is much smaller than me!

501
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,160
You'd call her small,
but we're not small.

502
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,800
-PETE: Karen...
-And, anyway, can a small child do this?

503
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,600
Eugh!

504
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,000
Ben! No hitting.

505
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:25,040
Anyway, I'm not going to get on the plane
until it's time for big children to get on

506
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:28,240
It's all irrelevant anyway because
we've got to wait for Jake and Granddad.

507
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,200
Yeah, but we can get ready.

508
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,240
-So don't panic.
-I'm not panicking,

509
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,440
I'm just getting ready,
cos it takes us so long to get...oh.

510
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,560
GLASS BOTTLE SHATTERING

511
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,240
I am so sorry!

512
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,440
Dad attacked that lady.

513
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,480
I thought you said no hitting.

514
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,280
I didn't hit her, it was an...
I am so sorry I didn't see you...

515
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,320
You need to watch what you're doing, Dad.
That's how accidents happen.

516
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,440
SUE: Are you sure you're okay?

517
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,800
At least em...
Let me replace your bottles.

518
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,640
No. No! Just... Stay away from me!
All of you! Please!

519
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:06,000
Right, here we are. Absolutely last
in the queue. Hello! Happy now?

520
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,600
Boarding passes, please.

521
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,680
Sue, she needs our boarding passes.

522
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,880
Yes, hold your horses.

523
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,520
-Sue? Boarding passes...
-Yes. It's fine, relax.

524
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,080
Oh, God, you can't have lost them.

525
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,680
-You haven't lost the...
-It's fine. It'll all be fine.

526
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,960
I'm sorry to hurry you,
but the pilot's anxious to get going.

527
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,840
It's okay, it's okay.
They're in here somewhere.

528
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,640
Does this mean
I get to miss school?

529
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,640
Don't worry, we're just having
our usual last-minute panic.

530
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,240
Yes, that's not fantastically helpful,
my darling.

531
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,520
I asked you and you said
'Yes, I've got the boarding passes'.

532
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:45,840
Yes, because I did have them...

533
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,720
Excuse me, we only have
a very narrow window,

534
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,200
and there's a lot of chaos
at Air Traffic Control...

535
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,360
Sue, they only have
a very narrow window.

536
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,080
-I know she's just said that. I heard her.
-I know, I did as well.

537
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,720
Sorry. This happens a lot.

538
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,200
We need the boarding passes.

539
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,560
-I'm looking...
-Cos they're what... Stop nagging me.

540
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,280
-PETE: ...Helps you board the plane...
-Look in the bag for them...

541
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:08,480
I'm not supposed to do this,
but I'll print you a duplicate set,

542
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,720
because the pilot says
he is closing the door in 45 seconds.

543
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,280
Oh, you angel. Thank you so much.
I'm so sorry about this.

544
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,880
She is so sorry about this.

545
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,200
-Six boarding passes.
-Thank you.

546
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,720
-PETE: Brilliant.
-You've got 30 seconds.

547
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,360
SUE: Come on everybody, chop-chop,
let's go. Go, quickly.

548
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,920
PETE: Come on.
SUE: Run, run, run!

549
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,880
KIDS CHATTER

550
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,840
Sue?

551
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,520
Sue?

552
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,880
Is it the same babysitter
as last time?

553
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,280
-PETE: No.
-Why not?

554
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,160
You know why not!

555
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:54,840
No! Myself! It's me.
I'll stab myself!

556
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,880
You've embarrassed me,
and yourselves.

557
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,960
Ben! Do not shave your head.

558
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:04,320
Are you saying that he only offered
me the job because he fancied me?

559
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,560
Don't be ridiculous.

560
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:09,000
We don't think
that you can really go home.

561
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,960
Mummy said that she was going to hunt
you down and kill you like dogs.