The building is kept in a perpetual state of utter and complete filth which is maintained by a reverse mirror janitorial crew directed by InceptionTime (the only thing hes allowed to do anymore because hes so good at ruining things) which is paid to keep the office as sticky and pest infested as possible. One time I decided to use the single working Kuerig coffee machine at ROBLOX HQ which is kept in the maintenance closet on the 3rd floor. I decided to use one of the caramel macchiato pods and I honestly almost vomited when I found that InceptionTime had personally emptied out every single plastic container available for the Keurig and personally filled them with black soldier ants. When I approached him on the issue he looked at me and said "I like the ant Coffee.. It makes it crunchy."

I could not believe that this was actually happening to me at ROBLOX HQ, a place where dreams are supposedly made real. This was no dream. It was a nightmare and they constantly remind you that you are an indentured servant of ROBLOX for as long as the contract states and you can still hear the chains rattling in the basement as StealthPilot and HolyMac try to break free from the evil clutches of ROBLOX administration.