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FrankHogs555
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  1. My dick is called Taco Bell because bitches love it in their mouths but hate it in their ass
  2. Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love this dick
  3. My dick is called Asthma because it leaves bitches breathless
  4. My dick is called Grayson Allen because it's white but it still outperforms the black ones
  5. My dick is called Duke because fuck Duke
  6. My dick is called Jesus because it has risen
  7. My dick is called NASA because it's wanting to visit Uranus
  8. My dick is called iPhone Battery because it never lasts as long as I want it to
  9. My dick is called Spider because bitches scream "OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE" when they see it
  10. My dick is called Leonardo DiCaprio because it's always getting screwed.
  11.  
  12. My dick is called Drunk Selfie because bitches make weird faces when taking it
  13. My dick is called Roller Coaster because bitches scream when they ride it
  14. My dick is called Hide and Seek because ready or not. Here it comes
  15. My dick is called Spring Break because bitches are so ready for it to come
  16. Your dick is called The Weekend because it's way too short to satisfy anyone
  17. My dick is called Snow because bitches love getting several inches of it
  18. My dick is called Woman Crush Wednesday because it literally crushes women
  19. My dick is called Grammy Award because bitches dream of holding it in their hands
  20. My dick is called Rob Gronkowski because it's going to be getting a ton of pussy tonight
  21. My dick is called Patriots Bandwagon because a shit ton of people are going to be riding it this year
  22.  
  23. My dick is called Uptown Funk because Uptown Funk gon' give it to yaa
  24. My dick is called Summer because bitches are so ready for it to come
  25. My dick is called Frozen because bitches just can't let it go
  26. Your dick is called Winter Break. It finished too quickly
  27. My dick is called The Titanic because so many bitches went down on it
  28. Your dick is called Winter Break because it doesn't last long enough to make anyone happy
  29. My dick is called New Year because the whole world celebrates when it comes
  30. My dick is called New Year's Kiss because thirsty bitches complain if they're not getting it
  31. My dick is called Hard Liquor because bitches keep taking it even though it can cause damage to their internal organs
  32. My dick is called Christmas Present because I make sure to always wrap it before I give it to her
  33.  
  34. Your dick is called Grinch's Heart because it's three sizes too small
  35. My dick is called Santa Claus because it's going to be coming tonight
  36. Your dick is called Snapchat because it can only last a few seconds
  37. My dick is called Bubbles because bitches love blowing Bubbles
  38. Oh you're into fitness? How about fitness dick in your mouth?
  39. My dick is called Complicated Joke because dumb bitches won't get it
  40. My dick is called Jehovah's Witness because I'm boutta bend Jehovah so you can Witness this dick
  41. My dick is called Biggie Smalls because it is Notoriously B.I.G
  42. My dick is called Finals Week because it is extremely hard and keeps bitches up all night
  43. My dick is called ACL Tear. Bitches have a hard time walking after getting it
  44.  
  45. My dick is called Mind. I love when bitches blow my Mind
  46. My dick is called Pride. Bitches have a hard time swallowing Pride
  47. Your dick is called Thanksgiving Break because it's too damn short to satisfy anybody
  48. My dick is called Thanksgiving Dinner. The stuffing is the best part
  49. My dick is called Snickers
  50. Snickers satisfies
  51. Your dick is called the iPhone Charger because it's white and never long enough
  52. My dick is called Instagram Picture because bitches have to think about the best angle to take it
  53. My dick is called Gatorade. Is it in you?
  54. My dick is called Exercise because fat bitches aren't getting any of it
  55.  
  56. My dick is called Coin Flip because it's either getting head or getting tail
  57. Damn, Auburn choked harder than bitches do on my dick
  58. My dick is called Halloween because bitches dress up all slutty for it
  59. My dick is called Friday because bitches thank god for it
  60. My dick is called Kansas City Royals because it goes a lot further than anyone expects it to
  61. My dick is called Life. Women make it hard
  62. My dick is called Columbus Day because bitches get off on it
  63. Your dick is called The Weekend because it's too damn short to satisfy anybody
  64. My dick is called Regina George because many girls have been personally victimized by it
  65. My dick is called Spider because bitches scream "OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE" when they see it
  66.  
  67. My dick is called Peyton Manning because it can score pretty quickly
  68. My dick is called Pumpkin Spice Lattes because white girls are addicted to it
  69. My dick is called Hide and Seek because ready or not, here it comes
  70. My dick is called The iPhone 6+ because it's fucking massive
  71. My dick is called Eggo because bitches never wanna leggo my Eggo
  72. My dick is called iPhone 6 because bitches can't wait to get their hands on it
  73. My dick is called Math Homework because it's long and hard but bitches do it anyway
  74. My dick is called Ice Bucket Challenge because it gets bitches wet
  75. My dick is called Breakfast in Bed because Omelet you suck it
  76. My dick is called Bipolar Teenaged Girl because you never know when it will blow up in your face
  77.  
  78. My dick is called Cute Relationship because it's what all bitches really want
  79. My dick is called Pretty Little Liars Series because it's really fucking long and all the bitches are addicted to it
  80. My dick is called Chipotle because bitches love having it in their mouths
  81. My dick is called Starbucks because all the white girls want to get it
  82. My dick is called Selfies because bitches are taking it 24/7
  83. My dick is called Toilet because it's always getting ass
  84. My dick is called Cocoa Puffs because bitches go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
  85. My dick is called Summer because bitches wish it would last forever
  86. My dick is called Vine because bitches can only take it a few seconds at a time
  87. My dick is called Lucky Charms because bitches are always after me lucky charms
  88.  
  89. My dick is called Nintendo Cartridge because bitches blow it before they stick it in
  90. My dick is called Offensive Joke because some bitches get hurt when it goes too far
  91. My dick is called Spongebob because it's always in a bikini bottom
  92. My dick is called Roller Coaster because bitches scream when they ride it
  93. My dick is called Hungry Squirrel because it's always trying to bust a nut
  94. My dick is called All State because it's always in good hands
  95. My dick is called Rubik's Cube because the more you play with it, the harder it gets
  96. My dick is called Pillow because it's always getting head at night
  97. My dick is called Drake because nothing was the same for the bitches who get it
  98. My dick is called Friend Without A Car because it's always looking for a ride
  99.  
  100. My dick is called Spa because bitches love getting facials from it
  101. My dick is called Drunk Selfie because bitches make weird faces when taking it
  102. My dick is called Iggy Azalea because it's white but might as well be black
  103. My dick is called Mario Götze because it's going to be getting a ton of pussy tonight
  104. My dick is called Cleveland Cavaliers Bandwagon because a shit ton of people are going to be riding it this year
  105. My dick is called Germany because it is always penetrating Brazilian bitches
  106. My dick is called Germany because it loves giving bitches a good pounding
  107. My dick is called the Titanic because so many bitches went down on it
  108. My dick is called Costa Rica because it goes a lot farther than bitches expect it to
  109. My dick is called Fireworks because bitches cheer when it explodes
  110.  
  111. My dick is called Attention because bitches love fucking Attention
  112. My dick is called USA vs Belgium because it lasts 2 hours and bitches cry when it's over
  113. My dick is called USA because no matter how hard it is, it can always push through
  114. My dick is called Cell Phone because bitches love whipping it out and playing with it
  115. My dick is called Portugal because fuck Portugal
  116. My dick is called Harry Potter because it would like to Slytherin your chamber of secrets
  117. My dick is called Mike's Hard Lemonade. It is strictly for pussies
  118. My dick is called Abusive Cat Owner. It beats the pussy up
  119. My dick is called Regina George. Many girls have been personally victimized by it
  120. My dick is called Bubbles because bitches love blowing Bubbles
  121.  
  122. My dick is called USA because it scores pretty quickly
  123. My dick is called Awkward Teenager because it will do anything to fit in
  124. My dick is called Nike because bitches Just Do It
  125. My dick is called Netherlands because it loves giving bitches a good pounding
  126. My penis is called Richard, because it's a longer version of a Dick
  127. My dick is called Twitter because bitches are on it all day
  128. My dick is called Lebron James' Cramp, because you can't walk right after you get it
  129. My dick is called The Big Bang because it accidentally created life once
  130. My dick is Google because it has everything that you're searching for
  131. My dick is called The Fault In Our Stars because bitches can't stop thinking about it and are so ready for it to come
  132.  
  133. My dick is called Heatwave because it makes bitches take their clothes off
  134. My dick is called Genie because if you give it a rub, it can grant all of your wishes
  135. My dick is called Fred because it'll fuck you right in the pussy
  136. My dick is called #ThrowbackThursday because bitches look back on it as one of their fondest memories
  137. My dick is called Finals Week because it's long, hard and bitches aren't ready for it to come
  138. Your dick is called Jameis Winston because it has crabs
  139. My dick is called The School Year because the school year is way too long and way too hard
  140. My dick is called Hard Liquor because bitches enjoy taking it even if it can cause internal damage to their organs
  141. My dick is called #WomanCrushWednesday because it literally crushes women
  142. My dick is called Taylor Swift because once it goes in, your vagina is never, ever getting back together
  143.  
  144. Your dick is called The Weekend because it's too damn short to satisfy anyone
  145. My dick is called Batman because bitches love it when my Dark Knight rises
  146. My dick is called NASA because it's wanting to visit Uranus
  147. My dick is called Kentucky Basketball Team. It's better because it's black
  148. My dick is called How I Met Your Mother Series Finale because it makes bitches cry
  149. My dick is called March Madness Bracket because it's always getting fucked
  150. My dick is called Mercer because it makes bitches choke
  151. My dick is called Irish Person on St. Patrick's Day because bitches are always wanting to kiss it
  152. My dick is called Homework because bitches need to do it every night
  153. My dick is called Juan Pablo. Because it's a dick.
  154.  
  155. Your dick is called the Puppy Bowl because it makes bitches say "awwww."
  156. My dick is called Anti-Life Alert because you won't be getting up after you get it.
  157. My dick is called Flappy Bird. Girls suck at it.
  158. My dick is called Richard Sherman because it's big, black and scary.
  159. My dick is called Jameis Winston. It's big, black and isn't afraid to go deep.
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