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The Story of Mrs. Skilton - Jean Pierre's 11 Inch Penis Blister

Apr 6th, 2023
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  1. On a chilly Christmas Eve in 2016, Edna Skilton and Jean Pierre Manirakiza found themselves at the Tim Horton's on 1490 Park St in Regina, Saskatchewan. They had been catching up over coffee, enjoying each other's company and the warmth of the café. It was then that Jean Pierre made a joke about how Regina rhymes with vagina, causing Mrs. Skilton to burst out laughing.
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  3. Unfortunately, the laughter caused her to tip over her coffee, which spilled onto the table and onto Jean Pierre's lap. The hot liquid scalded him, causing second-degree burns on his genitalia. Mrs. Skilton's elbows were also burned, but to a much lesser extent.
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  5. The Tim Horton's staff immediately called for an ambulance, and Jean Pierre was rushed to the Regina General Hospital. The attending physician assessed the burn on his penis and determined that it was an 11-inch blister. The injury required prompt medical attention, and Jean Pierre was admitted to the hospital for treatment.
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  7. Despite the seriousness of the situation, Mrs. Skilton couldn't help but feel embarrassed that the incident was caused by Jean Pierre's joke. She felt guilty and responsible for his injury and couldn't bear to look him in the eye. She spent the night in the hospital waiting room, praying that he would recover quickly and that their friendship would not be damaged by this unfortunate incident.
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  9. After several days of treatment, Jean Pierre's burn began to heal. He was released from the hospital and returned home, where he continued to recover under the care of his family. Mrs. Skilton visited him regularly, bringing him homemade soup and offering her apologies for the accident.
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  11. In the end, Jean Pierre forgave her and assured her that their marriage was strong enough to withstand this mishap. They both learned a valuable lesson that day about the importance of being careful around hot liquids and not making inappropriate jokes in public places.
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