Things to not put in your gdq submission

technical
fast-paced
has never been in a gdq (since date)
cult classic/obscure
hype
optimized
memegame (I don't think this is so much a thing in submissions but really should be avoided regardless)
saying your game has lots of RNG
saying your game is a perfect fit for graveyard slot (this is basically saying your game is boring)
putting the game in a negative light when you're not aiming for awfulgdq
xcd's portal pitches for the past 4 or so gdq's
comparing your race to the AGDQ2014 super metroid 4 way race
bashing runners of the game at previous gdqs (unless it's under certain circumstances like a naegleria run)
suggest that your game would be a great fit in a block when they probably won't have said block of games
nostalgic/nostalgia
hashtags
bring up irrelevant facts about yourself like age etc
bragging about having time for donations to be read