Renaissance Faire Numero Uno

Alexithymiaa: (I LOVE THAT DRESS)
Musik: (:D THANKS.)
Alexithymiaa: (Ill just pony)
Alexithymiaa: (YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSSSS)
Covet: -Eli was swinging around his sword, hanging out with one of the other Knights from the Fair. - Thank you Sir Brandon for helping me with my sword swing and draw. I think I definitely have this down now.  -He swung his sword around with a bit of flourish, before placing his hand on his chest with a pat. He turned around and started walking over to get himself somthing to eat. // Cadence was adjusting the leather and chainmail outfit she was wearing before she started walking towards the gate. She had her money for the entrance stuffed down her top.-
Musik: -Aubrey climbed out of her car and adjusted her dress and started for the gate. She spotted Cadence heading the same way and smiled at her.- "Hey! You look badass." -She hooked her keys to one of the loops on the side of her dress, and walked up to the entrance, handing the person the money before heading inside.-
Alexithymiaa: -Steph walked through the grass, her chainmail jingling as she walked over toward the vendors. She shifted the heavy material over her body uncomfortably, beginning to browse the velvet boxes of jewelry. // Bryan strolled through the faire with a giant turkey leg in his hand, his mouth pressed against the hunk of meat as he strolled. He was dressed normally in one of his obnoxious t-shirts like usual and a pair of freshly cleaned black shorts, completely indulged in his meat.-
Covet: -Cadence looked at Aubrey- Thank you, I love that dress. It's very sexy on you. -She grinned her and handed over her money to the person at the ticket stand. She looked through the entrance and let her jaw drop- Wow this is put together well. I wonder where everyone else is. //-Eli Walked up to the food vendor and looked at the menu.- Uh, let's get the spitted pork ribs and a baked potato. Here you are five crowns, Madam -he said handing over his five dollar bill.-
Musik: -Aubreysmiled at her.- "Thanks." -She ran her hands over her dress and looked around inside, nodding.- "It looks fuckin' amazing in here. I can already tell you Bryan's wherever the food is, but anyone else..I'm not too sure." // -Ash climbed off his bike and shoved his key down into his pocket, making his way up to the entrance. He handed over his money and walked inside the faire. He shoved his hands into his pockets looking around.-
Tsaaq: Bliss had walked about the fair curtsying to the workers in their tents. “Good e’en to thee!” She looked at one of tents that had been selling weapons. She approached cautiously with one of her blonde brows raised. “Prithee? What is the cost for a sword?” The man in the tent furrowed his brows. “What?” He whispered. Bliss started to frown. “I want to buy a sword.” She said quietly. “I was speaking old English…” She trailed off. “Listen miss, this is a summer job. I don’t know how to speak that shit, I don’t know how I got hired but I can get you a bomb ass sword.” He told her quietly. Bliss shrugged. “Yes prithee!”
Alexithymiaa: -Steph leaned over the vendor selection, her fingers trailing over a hand cut cameo pendant similar to the one she'd seen in town the week before. She lifted her eyes to the woman behind the table. "How much for this?" // The vendor smiled and reached over to unclasp it from the display, holding it up to read the small handwritten tag. "Ah yes, a fine chosen piece. Hand crafted by the widdler himself for just two hundred crowns." // Steph's heart dropped and nodded, politely moving along the vendor. "Oh.. thank you." // Bryan moved toward the bar with his turkey leg, waving it toward the BAR WENCH. "What's ren fare for beer? Whatever is, I want that. How much is ren faire beer?"-
Covet: Food sounds good right now. I'm definitely checking out the vendors here too. I need some new shineys. -she told Aubrey and started walking towards the food and beverage vendors.-//-Eli grabbed his food and sat down at a table to dig into his meal.- Aww man, I need a drink. He wiped his mouth on a paper napkin and got up to go get himself something to Drink. He looked at Bryan and furrowed his brows listening him talk to the woman giving drinks out.- It might help if you call it Ale. They repsond better when you speak their language. -He said and looked to the  Bar Wench.- Can I have an ale for me and this mouthy  peasant? -He handed her over a ten dollar bill- Keep the extra. -He smiled talking the two tankards and handing one out to Bryan- See.
Musik: -Aubrey laughed and crossed her arms over her chest following behind Cadence. She spotted Bryan at the bar and walked up to where he was, bumping her hip against his.- "Hey." -She said to him, and looked at Eli, sending him a nod.- "Hey." // -Ash moved across the grass, scuffing his shoes against it as he moved. His eyes moved through the crowd, spotting the horses. He raised a brow and casually walked over to them, looking at the person standing nex to them.- "Can I pet them? Sweet." -he said, barely waiting for her to answer him before reaching his hand up running it down the horses face.-
Tsaaq: The shirtless man held one of the swords on his flat palms and motioned to hand it to her. “Careful, kid. It’s heavy.” Bliss extended her hands with her palms flat to take the sheathed sword from him. She fell forward and groaned at bit and attempted to lift it yet again, being more successful this time. “What say you, merchant? What is your price?” She asked as she brandished the sword, attempting to look badass but it was more so adorable than anything. “Ehhh a hundred and fifty bucks?” He answered. Bliss furrowed her brows. “I bid thee sir, wherefore?” She inquired. He stared. “What?” He asked loudly.  She rolled her eyes. “Why in god’s name is it a hundred and fifty crowns?” Bliss asked blankly then shrugged. "Fine." She muttered and handed him the cash angrily then began to haul her heavy ass sword away.
Alexithymiaa: (I want to pet the pony)
Alexithymiaa: -Steph chewed on her lower lip as she walked away from the vendor, scanning the other shops aimlessly as she walked. She ran her hand over her braid as she scanned a set of crystals for sale at another vendor. // Bryan glared at Eli as he walked up beside him, lifting his turkey leg into the air. "I will fuckin' caveman you with this shit. Buzz off." He grabbed for the beer with his free hand , taking a sip and looking to Aubrey as she approached. "Want some?" He held the giant turkey leg out toward her. // The tall tattoo covered female walked through the ren faire, her long dress dragging behind her with her waist cinched in tightly, pushing her chest up into her neck because holy boobs, batman. She flicked her hand through her long black hair, gliding through the faire.-
Covet: -Cadence saw Bryan pointing his Turkey leg at Eli and raised and eyebrow before turning to grab herself something to eat.- Can I get a peice of apple pie? -she handed over the cash needed, taking her pie with her as she started walking towards the vendors, walking  past the booths. She found steph looking at some Crystals.- Hey Dick, they have Pie. -she said taking a bite- // -Eli frowned as he looked at Bryan- Well that's not how you ask for a drink purchased for you, Peasant.  I shall take this for another,  you can get your own. -he took the tankards back to his table, setting them down.-
Musik: -Aubrey scrunched her nose and shook her head.- "I'm good. But I will.." -She trailed off and took his beer taking a sip of it before handing it back.- "Thanks." -She turned around and looked around the faire at everything.- "How long have you been here?" // -Ash continued to run his hands down the horses face, smiling slightly.- "Good horse." -He gave the horse a very gentle pat on the top of the head and turned around to wander around the faire some more.-
Tsaaq: She spied Bryan, Eli and Aubrey.  “Good eventide, my good men!” Bliss called out. She swung her sword over her shoulder and let out an exasperated breath. “How farest you all?” She asked as she put her sword on the table with and wave.  “Mayhaps I’ll purchase mead, or ale to quench my pallet?” She cleared her throat. “I’m probably not going to though, I don’t like the taste of either of those things.” Bliss shrugged.
Alexithymiaa: -Steph turned to look at Cadence as she joined her by the vendors, letting out a small laugh. "Yeah, they have a lot of things I can't have. What else is new?"  Her eyes dropped down over Cadence's outfit quickly, shaking her hand out. "Ow ow, you look hot, Bruce." // Bryan flipped Eli off as he walked away, turning his attention back to Aubrey. "I don't know, I got hungry so I figured I should just say fuck the mess hall at camp and come down here for some badass food." He leaned forwaard and took another tearing bite out of his leg as Bliss joined them. "Okay where the fuck did you get that and how much was it?" // Stacy continued to roam through the faire aimlessly, hardly paying attention to where she was going. Her shoulder bumped that of Ash's hard and she stumbled to the side, her fucking gigantic tits bouncing in her corset dress. "Oh, I'm so sorry. I wasn't paying attention. My mistake." Her eyes dropped over him because hot, her red lips turning up into a smile as she extended her hand. "I'm Stacy."-
Covet: -Cadence grinned at Steph and held her pie away from her as she looked down.- Why thank you Dick, You look pretty fucking bad ass yourself, We're like bounty hunters. -She nodded taking another bite of pie.- //-Eli smiled seeing Bliss, as she came up to them, turning around still holding the two tankards of Ale. He saw her whole out fit and grinned walking up next to her.-  You look ravishing, M'lady. I must say your armor is of pristine conditions. And a blade? -he raised his eyebrows at her- I say, your visage strikes fear and admiration into thy heart. -he said placing his hand on his chest, picking up her hand.- Might I grace your fingers with a swift kiss? -he asked her with a charming smile-
Musik: -Aubrey turned to look at Bliss, lifting a hand up to her.- "Please do not tell him. He will end up cutting off his own fucking leg if he owns one of his own. Please please please, do not tell him." -She ran her hand down her face sighing.- // -Ash stumbled slightly feeling someone run into him, turning to look at the girl.- "Oh it's okay.." -He trailed off, his eyes dropping over her body quickly before looking at her face.- "I'm uh, Ash." -He reached his hadn out to shake hers before quickly pulling it back and shoving it back down into his pocket.-
Tsaaq: She opened her mouth to reply Bryan then heard Aubrey’s words. She pouted with a shrug of her armored shoulders. “She suggested that I don’t tell you where to get one…” She said softly before she turned to Eli. “Grammercy, my lord.” Bliss said bashfully. “Ye are most kind.” She bit her lip for a moment. “Aye, you may.” She giggled a bit. “Oh but be careful, I’m not sure how safe these metal plates on my knuckles are.” // He walked through the entrance looking like some assassin’s creed douche nugget. Remy licked his lips as he looked into quivers at the archery area. He leaned over to ready an arrow for his bow. “Okay assholes, just call me fucking Katniss. Man Katniss, so I guess just Gale…” He trailed off with a shrug as he aimed the arrow. Turning his head slightly at Ash and the fucking horses he narrowed his eyes when he saw the fucking BABE letting his arrow shoot aimlessly. “OH GOD!” one of the people shouted. “Sorry!” Remy yelled back.
Alexithymiaa: -Steph laughed and looked down over herself. "I feel like I should be battlign something. Or killing someone. Or fighting... I don't know. I feel like I should be doing something so much more badass than I actually am right now. Instead of just window shopping things I don't need or can't have." // Bryan glared at Aubrey when she forced Bliss to shut him down, swingin ghis eyes over to look at Bliss and Eli. "This is fuckin' bullshit. Why can't I have a sword? I'm not going to fuckin' kill anyone with it or any shit like that. What's the difference? I promise I won't swing it at anyone's head and I'll probably not cut anyone probably I guess." // Stacy shook Ash's hand gently and let her arm hang down at her side. "It's nice to meet you, Ash. I'm surprised you're not all dressed up. Most people here are. Not really your thing?"-
Covet: -Cadence furrowed her brow and listened to her.- Well I'm sure we can go find someone that we could kill, or fight.  What is it that you are looking at? -she asked her walking to another stall.- // -Eli took Bliss's hand and held it up to his mouth, kissing her metal covered fingers tenderly. before looking at Bryan- Perhaps you have not proven that you are worthy of a blade, Peasant. -he said rather smugly putting his hand on his own sword at his waist.-Nay,  Perhaps there is a knight that would let you squire under him? -He asked Bryan, before turning back to Bliss.- I have procured an extra drink, M'lady. Tis Ale, Would you perchance like to partake with me?
Musik: "Thank you." -Aubrey smiled to Bliss then looked at Bryan.- "Because you can't even light off fireworks without burning yourself. How the hell are you going to manage a sword without cutting yourself or someone else? Stop." -She shook her head lifting her hand to tuck her hair behind her ear.- // -Ash shook his head, looking down at his feet as he rocked back on his heels.- "Nah, not really. I'm really just here looking for my girlfriend. It's her thing. She's all dressed up somewhere. I just got distracted by the horses." -He said lifting his eyes up to look at the horses, nodding to them.-
Tsaaq: She thought for a moment before looking at Eli with a smile. She nodded her head. “Aye methinks, I will.” Bliss answered with in a gleeful way then went to glance at Bryan shaking her head. “Good sir, thine maiden hath protested.” She motioned her hand to Aubrey. “And in turn I cannot riposte your inquest due to respect for her.” She shrugged. “Prithee? Search for yourself and we can duel anon!” Bliss suggested with a smile. // Remy picked up some more arrows while staring at the hot chick talking to Ash. He walked off with the bow and the arrows and tried to act casual as he approached them. “Hey, just pointing my arrow places…” He called out loudly as he stared at the girl with wide eyes.
Alexithymiaa: -Steph shrugged, pulling her arms around herself. "Just some necklaces. Not a big deal." She glanced around her, seeing Bryan, Aubrey, Eli, and Bliss. "Okay, but have you seen Eli? He looks fucking badass. Like a nerdy badass. We should all take pictures together. That would be cool." She looked beyond them and saw Ash in the distance talking to the tall dark haired female, squinting her eyes. // Bryan rolled his eyes, waving his turkey leg at Eli. "I will fuck you up with this shit if you don't shut the fuck up, I swear." He swung it around and turned his back on him, staring at Aubrey. "It's fuckin' different. I know how to use a sword and I'm not a fuckin' idiot. Stop it." // Stacy raised her brows at Ash's words. "Ohh, I see. Well... the horses are pretty cool so I can see why you might be distracted with them. I've always loved horses." She lifted her hand up to tuck her jet black hair back behind her ear with a laugh, pushing a gentle hand into his arm. "It's a shame they don't have more, right?" She turned her head to look at Remy as he approached, sending him a polite smile. "Oh... be careful with those things. You don't want to hurt anyone."-
Covet: -Cadence looked over in the direction- Dude, him and Bliss both and Aubrey. I'm totally game for this picture, but your brother can't be in it. Cause He'll kill the whole picture.  -she said stuffing another bite of pie in her mouth.- You should seriously try this It's like sex in the mouth. // -Eli blinked at Bryan and the Turkey leg flailing in his face- His maiden be not the only one who doth protest, Perhaps too much. -he mumbled to Bliss, tipping back his tankard.- Though I must say he could give the town fool a run for coin.
Musik: -Aubrey looked up at Bryan, throwing her hands in the air.- "Fine. Whatever. Go find yourself a damn sword. But when you lose a limb I don't want to hear you fucking crying about it." // -Ash nodded and moved his arm slightly as she touched it and looked to Remy.- "Oh, look! Okay you talk to Remy. I'm going to find my girlfriend." -He nodded and gave Remy a pat on the arm before walking away from the two of them, taking a deep breath and wandering around till he spotted Steph and Cadence. He quickly walked over to them and slipped his arm around Steph's waist.- "Hey. You two look awesome."
Tsaaq: “This peasant, he speaketh in words of babble.” Bliss said with a tilt of her head as she pointed to Bryan. “Sir? I knoweth not what you say. Art thou ill? Hast thine been beguiled by a sorcerer or overcome by a haunting?” She asked, trying her hardest not to laugh. // He raised his brow as he looked the female up and down, lowering his bow and arrow. “Don’t worry sweetie. I’ll be careful around you.” Remy snickered and crossed his arms, giving Ash a nod. “Thanks dude.” He whispered. “Sooooooo, you like archery?” He asked with a smirk. “Do you like threesomes cause me and this girl I fool around with have been looking for somebody to join us.” Remy tried to say in a sultry voice.
Alexithymiaa: -Steph chewed on her lip as she watched Ash and the female for a moment, turning back around to look at Cadence. "Yeah well... he kills everything so why would this have been any different?" She looked down at the pie, leaning back slightly away from it with a pained look on her face. "I'm... not hungry. Thanks, though..." Her eyes spun to look at Ash as he came up beside them, sending him a weak smile. "Yeah well... we like this stuff." // Bryan clenched his jaw, straight up throwing the turkey leg hard into Eli's chest. "Say shit one more fuckin' time. Do it. I fuckin' dare you. Your pansy ass fuckin' suit of armor shit isn't going to save you now you fuckin' piece of shit. I don't know why you think you're so god damned smart, but rest assured I will put your ass in the ground if you keep talking." He took a step closer, looking down into Eli's face. // Stacy gave Ash a quick wave as he disappeared, her eyes staying on him as he walked away in his awesome skinny jeans. She snapped her attention back to Remy, planting a hand on her hip and cocking it to the side. "Oh... not... particularly. But thank you for the offer I suppose?" She looked beyond Remy and across the faire for her way out of the awkward conversation, spotting another group of people for her to mingle with. "Excuse me a moment." She flashed him a quick smile and walked passed him, walking over toward Aubrey, Bryan, Bliss and Eli, her eyes immediately jumping to Bryan's face. "Oh my god, Bryan! How are you?"-
Covet: -Cadence rolled her eyes looking at Ash- You bet your ass we do, Stunt cock. We're bad ass, and don't forget it. -she said pointing her fork at him.- People like you and Bryan, are killjoys here though. You're taking away from my vibe.  I can't feel like I'm in the middle ages if you are walking around in normal human clothes. -she stared at him blinking-//  -Eli flinched at the Turkey leg being thrown at him, frowning- Good Sir, please calm yourself, I'd hate to get the city watch involved. -Eli said with his hands up- I merely state by your stature and your obvious lack of clothes that you are a peasant, but perhaps I've mistaken you for a wealthy ruler of another land, that I am unfamiliar with. My deepest apologies, commoner. -He told Bryan not breaking character.-
Musik: -Aubrey moved quickly to stand between Bryan and Eli, pushing Bryan back slightly.- "Please just stop it. Can't we just have fu-" -She cut her words, turning her head hearing a familiar voice. Her arms dropped down to her sides once her eyes landed oon Stacy's face.- // -Ash laughed at Cadence, shrugging slightly.- "I'm only into dressing up when it's Halloween. And the last I checked it's only July, so I'm not dressing up. I'm sorry for killing your vibe though, truly. I am." -He lifted his hand from his pocket to plant on his chest, giving her a slight nod.-
Alexithymiaa: (Gandalph is mocking me)
Tsaaq: Bliss’s eyes widened at the sight and went to stand between Eli and Bryan. “Make thy leave, sir. Lest you goad a superfluous duel.” She said with a frown. // He frowned and watched her walk off. Remy threw his hands up. “Wait! We don’t have to have sex or anything, I was just kidding. I’m interested in you and how you think. Your opinions matter.” He said quickly as he followed after her then glanced between the female and Bryan. “You know him?” Remy asked skeptically.
Alexithymiaa: -Steph rolled her eyes and ran her hands over the front of her chainmail, looking down at her outfit. "You're being ridiculous right now, Bruce." She turned to look over in the direction of the other group, narrowing her eyes on Stacy. "Really? Why is she here....?" // Bryan stopped abruptly and swung his head to look at Stacy, his eyes locking on her face as he stumbled over his words. "St-stacy? What... uh... why.. what... are you doing here? You..." He trailed off, shifting to stand up straight as he rubbed his hand over his hair. // Stacy smiled at the group, toying with her dress. "I'm in town with family again and I heard about the faire.' She turned to look at Remy, nodding her head. "Yes of course."-
Covet: I am not being ridiculous. I can't help that I have standards when going to themed events. -Cadence looked at Steph and watched the direction of her glare.- Who is SHE? -she asked looking at Ash- // Eli  watched as Bryan's attention was immediatley diverted, he leaned into Bliss and whispered, " I dost think,  he's come under a spell, cast by a witch. Or perhaps he's a familiar of this mysterious woman, look at the way he stumbles with his speach.
Musik: -Aubrey shifted uncomfortably, crossing her arms over her chest. Faintly hearing Eli's words she turned her head to give him a slight glare.- "Shut up." -She snapped before she turned back to look between Bryan and Stacy, swallowing hard.- // -Ash shrugged.- "I don't know. I was just walking and she fuckin' ran into me. She said her name was Stacy? I think."
Tsaaq: She turned to look at the newer girl that had arrived then back at Bryan with her eyebrows furrowed. She stifled a giggle at Eli’s words then straightened her expression with her eyes widening slight. Bliss put her hand on the chest of her armor and raised both of her brows, looking very taken aback by Aubrey. “Our sincerest apologies fair maiden.” She began to pout. // Remy watched Bryan stumble over his words he started to smirk. “Hey, how to you know fucking Bryan anyways?” He asked her with a tilt of his head.
Tsaaq: (*do)
Alexithymiaa: -Steph turned back around to look straight ahead of her, crossing her arms over her chest completely unamoosed. "Yeah... Stacy fucking Marshall..." // Bryanshoved his hand into Eli's chest around the side of Aubrey, keeping his eyes on Stacy and her huge ass tits shoved up to heaven. "Remy shut the fuck up." He moved forward over to her, shifting uncomfortably on his feet. "I didn't even know you were in town..." // Stacy laughed and tossed her hair over her shoulder, looking at Bliss first. "Oh it's not a bother. You're fine." She smiled politely at Remy, glancing to Bryan. "We dated way back when..."-
Covet: Nuh uh? Stacy.....Stacy Stacy? -she asked looking over in that direction, still holding her pie plate.- Look at that bitch and how she tosses her hair...who does she think she is? -Cadence glared holding up the hand not holding a plate.- Aubrey's looks none to impressed. // -Eli sighed and glared at Bryan as he shoved him back-  Such abuse from the commoners, Tis a tragedy that none of them are partaking in the full merriment of this festival. -He took a drink from his tankard and looked at Bliss.- Perhaps we should find some better likeminded company?
Musik: -Aubrey stared at Bryan's face, watching him for a minute before she rolled her eyes and moved around him, whispering to him as she did so.- "Don't get too lost in her tits." -She eyed Stacy before wandering across the grass, pushing her fingers through her hair.- // -Ash raised a brow looking between the two before looking back over to the group.- "I take it she's known? And she doesn't just look unimpressed, she looks pissed. Do you see that face? That's the look women give when they're ready to kill."  -He said pointing to Aubrey as she walked.-
Tsaaq: Bliss nodded her head at the girl and looked around awkwardly. “Aye, we shall take our leave.” She replied “Fare thee well, good gentles and ladies.” Bliss curtsied and went to pick up her large sword then went to stand beside Eli yet again. “Let us go then.”// “You shut the fuck up, fucking Bryan.” Remy scoffed loudly then looked to Stacy. “Wow, you’re his ex-girlfriend? That’s just great.” He started to grin at her. “So what? You’re like his Envy Adams to his Scott Pilgrim or something?” Remy continued to interrogate her.
Alexithymiaa: -Steph bit down on the tip of her tongue, turning back to look at the group. "Yes... Stacy, Stacy. As in the reason my brother is everything awful that he is, Stacy. Why the fuck is that abomination even here? My skin is crawling already." She curled her hands into fists, taking a deep breath. // Bryan broke his glance from Stacy's face and turned to watch Aubrey walk away. "Hey, wait..." He looked back and forth between Aubrey and Stacy for a second. "Hold on." He took off after Aubrey, breaking into a job. "Where the fuck are you going?" // Stacy laughed and shrugged, looking down at the fresh ink on her arm. "I much more consider myself to be a Roxanne Richter than anything else."-
Covet: -Cadence tossed her plate into a trash can and looked back at Steph and Ash- So, We're not going to go over there? Or we do want to go over there?  -she blinked- Wait, is this our bounty hunting moment? Cause I don't even have a weapon Dick. And I dont' have our hide a dead body at the Ren Faire plan with me.  // -Eli held his elbow out for Bliss and smiled at her, Pointing forward with his tankard of Ale-  Lead the way feirce maiden,  I shall follow thee to the end of the realm, or to you know to the parkinglot, cause I'm not the creepy stalker type, unless you asked me to come with you, then I'd probably follow. -He said with a nervous laugh.-
Musik: "Home." -Aubrey said very short, and keeping her voice monotoned.- "Don't worry, I won't keep you from gawking at your fucking ex." -She unhooked her keys from the hoop on her dress and palmed them tightly as she kept walking towards the gate, feeling one of her keys dig into her hand.- // "Okay so broken heart turned him into a raging dickbag.. I see it."  -Ash shrugged and moved his eyes between the two of them, staring at their faces.- "Wait.. You have a hide the body at the Ren faire plan?... What are  you two?"
Tsaaq: Bliss smiled and linked her arm with his and looked at the scene one last time. Whithersoever dwelling would fare me well than hither, my lord.” She replied gently. “And honestly I wouldn’t mind you following me to the parking lot. That way if some charlatans appear and want to scuffle we can scare them off with our swords.” Her voice dropped to a whisper. “Have you travelled the extent of the faire?” She asked as she started to walk.  // Remy stared at her for a moment, looking her up and down. He raised one of his eyebrows. “Soooo.” He trailed off. “You’re bicurious?” Remy asked with a cheeky smirk.
Alexithymiaa: "We have a hide the body at everywhere we go, plan. Never underestimate our will to kill people and cover it up and somehow have an alibi to prove our innocence..." She trailed off and spun around on her toes, stalking over to where Stacy and Remy stood, her eyes shooting like daggers at the female. "What the fuck are you doing here?" // Bryan continued to hurry after Aubrey, reaching his hand out to grab her arm. "I'm not... I'm not gawking at her. It's fuckin' weird that she's even here. I was just surprised. What the fuck is wrong with you?" // Stacy let out a small laugh, running her hand back through her hair, opening her mouth to spekak when she was cut off by Steph's words. "Excuse me? I wasn't aware that I wasn't allowed to be at a public faire simply because you and your brother would be here. He didn't seem to mind my being here."-
Covet: Yeah...doesn't everyone? -she looked at Ash and stared at him like he was the crazy one before holding her finger up to her lips and giving him a soft Shhhhh. Before reaching to pet his hair. - It's okay, you're safe...too pretty to kill. -She turned to see Steph storming off.- Aww shit...C'mon Stunt cock, Grayson's getting hersellf into trouble.- she said following off after her.    //  -Eli smirked hearing Bliss's idea of scuffling in the parking lot.- I like the way your mind works, Lady Bliss. I have viewed a variety of stalls today. I also had my first lesson with Sir Brandon. He's teaching me all about the Knights Creed, Chivalry and the like. We're to be getting our toes wet with Jousting tomorrow. -He smiled at her, Giving his tankard to a Faire worker going by.  He placed his hand on hers nestled into his elbow.-
Musik: "Right. Being Surprised doesn't mean staring at her tits, Bryan." -She said as she stopped, and jerked her arm from his grip, crossing her arms over her chest.- "What's wrong with me? Let's see. Your ex is back. And the last time she popped up we magically broke up. And now here she is, and you and every other guy here are all googly eyes over her. What do you thinks wrong with me, Bryan?" // -Ash looked at Steph as she talked, then at Cadence, shrugging.- "I mean.. I don't..." -He looked back to Steph sighing softly and following them over to her. He slipped his arm around her waist loosely, JUST IN CASE bitches start charging.-
Tsaaq: “Oooo that all sounds wonderful.” She cooed as she listened to him. Bliss gasped loudly with enthusiasm. “You’re taking the lessons! How stupendous? You regale me with the details. Or Mayhaps I’ll come watch.” She bit her lip and looked down shyly. “Methinks I want to view more daggers for collectibles.” She walked with him towards one of the tents. // Remy saw Cadence approach and waved her over quickly. “Hey, I think I found a candidate for our threesomes but she’s like, an ice queen or some shit so you’re going to have to sweet talk her.” He said hurriedly in a whisper.
Alexithymiaa: -Steph scoffed, throwing her hands up into the air heavily with her heavy chainmail arms. "Oh yeah, that's really why you probably made a beeline for him the second you walked in. Why don't you just take your fake boobs and get lost because no one wants you here." She shoved her hands out in front of her, pushing Stacy back. // Bryan sighed, bringing his hands up to run his fingers through his hair. "I wasn't fuckin' staring at her tits. Her tits aren't even better than yours. And I didn't even say shit, so why am I getting shit for everything everyone else is doing?" // Stacy took a step back as Steph pushed her, rolling her eyes and laughing. "You're joking right now, right? This is pathetic. Your brother can fight his own battles so stop stepping on everyone's toes." She pushed her hands out in front of her, shoving Steph hard and watching her fall backwards.-
Covet: -Cadence looked watched Steph and Stacy, then looked at Remy- The ice queen got pregnant and moved away, Remember? But, If you mean Stacy as our canidate, I would love to motorboat those silicone mounds just for your amusement, but That's Stacy, I'm here to fuck shit up Marshall. I don't value loosing my best friend in the whole world, in that way. I mean, if She didn't have her past, I'd be right there with you, but I'm not sweet talking anything to that bitch.  // -Eli followed Bliss over to the collectable weapon's booth and looked them over as he kept talking- It would bring me great joy to have you watch me. There is supposed to be a rather grand event on Thursday, They are getting all those who've joined to be Knights, to put on a jousting event for the King and Queen.  I should say if you come, I'd like to fight in your Honor.  -He told her with a sweet charming sense of pride in his voice.-
Musik: -Aubrey rolled her eyes.- "You don't have to say shit. Her tits are basically falling out of that fucking dress, of course you're fucking looking at them. Just.. Stop. Call me when McTits leaves." -She turned her head slightly to look over at the group, watching as Stacy shoved Steph down.- "Speaking of McTits.. Better go calm her down." -She turned completely around and walked out of the gates, easing her grip on her keys and dropping her eyes down to the mark on her hand. She ran her othe rthumb over the marks and sighed walking over to her car.- // -Ash caught Steph the best he could as Stacy pushed her back, he furrowed his brows and lifted his eyes to her face as he helped her back up.- "Don't fuckin' shove her like that." -He dropped his eyes down to Steph.- "How about we not." -He moved to standhalfly between them, holding his hands up to them.-
Tsaaq: “Aye, then I shall make an appearance at your lessons.” Her eyes scanned the daggers while she listened to him. Her eyes widened at his words and she started to smile. “You would do that for me?” She asked amiably. “I would be ever so glad to watch you joust, Sir Eli.” Bliss replied playfully and giggled. // “Those titties is fake?” Remy questioned deafeningly with wide eyes. He looked between Steph and Stacey and started to frown. “Fine!” He threw his hands up and crossed them over his chest. “You’re lucky you’re so sexy or I would be really upset.” Remy muttered. “And you’re lucky that you’re also amazing so I can’t really complain about anything.” He said a little quieter.
Tsaaq: ((Hey dude what's up?))
Laneruby: (Hey)
Covet: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that wasn't the only thing fake on her. -Cadence rolled her eyes at him and laughed- You can still do whatever you want with her. I'm just not stepping into that bitchpool.  -She smirked at him-  Stop kissing my ass, Unless you're actually going to kiss it. -she looked at him giving him a challenge.- //-Eli  grinned, hearing her giggle.- Perish the thought that I wouldn't do such a thing for you.  Tis the least I could do  for someone  so close to thine heart, M'lady.  Mayhaps on the morrow, we could have a little spar of our own?  -he asked her.-
Covet: [HI!]
Laneruby: (Brb)
Alexithymiaa: -Steph fell back into Ash as he caught her before she hit the ground, her face flushed red as she all but growled, raising her voice. "I'm not fighting anyone's fucking battles except my own. He doesn't need me to fight his battles for him because he can do it himself. So let's try this part again where you turn around and walk away because I swear to Matt Rubano I will make damn sure (hah) you can't walk out of here on your own." She leaned to the side against Ash's body between them, keeping her eyes set to kill on Stacy's face. // Bryan turned to look back into the faire at Steph and Stacy, debating quickly before taking off after Aubrey again. "Would you stop fuckin' walking away? I'm trying to fuckin' talk to you about shit and you're just throwiung a hissy fit about shit you don't even know about. Nothings going on." // Stacy narrowed her eyes on Steph, looking up only slightly to Ash's face when he stepped between them. "Oh please tell me you're not dating HER. And I thought you might have been a winner... well I guess you still could be." She stepped closer to him, aiming her fist over the top of his arms to connect with Steph's cheek, dropping her to the ground like a bag of bricks.-
Covet: [really bitch...GTFO Steph. XD]
Alexithymiaa: (I WILL TAKING BACK SUNDAY YOUR FACE OFF.)
Covet: [What does that even mean?]
Alexithymiaa: (It means fuck you.)
Covet: [WEll Screw you too Scuba Steve]
Covet: [DIE GANDALF! WHO SHALL NOT PASS NOW! BIATCH!]
Alexithymiaa: (STOP TAUNTING THE WIZARD. IM TRYING TO FOCUS ON PEY'S BUBBLE.)
Covet: [I'll focus on your bubble]
Alexithymiaa: ( =D <3)
Musik: -Aubrey sighed pushing her hair out of her face. She unlocked her car door and yanked it open turning to look at him.- "I'm done talking. All I want to fucking do is go home and get out of this fucking dress and go to sleep." // -Ash turned his head quickly to look at Steph dropping and turned to look at Stacy, shoving her back slightly.- "I am dating HER. And fucking proud of it. Take a fucking step back. And for the record, I am a winner." -He crouched down next to Steph, grabbing her hand slightly.- "Come on, let's go home before shit actually gets real."
Laneruby: -Tom walks in to the Ren fair looking around taking in his new surroundings-
Tsaaq: “Aww.” Bliss cooed and stretched onto her tippy toes to peck Eli on the cheek. “Yea, I’d love to spar with ye. But don’t reason me to hinder myself whatsoever.” She nudged him playfully with her elbow. // “Pfft.” He sputtered his lips loudly. “I’m not kissing your ass. But I can kiss you on your knockers.” Remy smirked at her. “And I’ll kiss you on your ass if you really want me to, as long as it leads up to the inevitable.” He looked up to the fight between Stacey and Steph. “So are you going to jump in there?” He asked. “Cause I’m gonna look for mud or some jello to throw on this fight.”
Alexithymiaa: -Steph brought her hand up to hold the side of her throbbing face, staring up at Stacy through squinted eyes. "I will fucking kill you..." She jerked her hand out of Ash's grasp and lunged forward, taking out Stacy's legs and swinging her fists wildly at the girl's face. // Bryan lifted his hand up to scratch at his hair, glancing across the parking lot. "Okay but... I mean... I could fuckin' help you get out of that dress...." // Stacy fell back onto her back as Steph attacked her, putting her arms up in her best attempt to fend her off and block the strikes to her face. "Get off me, you bitch!"-
Covet: Touche Remy, Touche...I'll let you kiss the bruises better when I get done helping  kick this bitches ass.  -she told him, then called back- I'd prefer Jello over mud. -she turned around, kicking Stacy in the side- Bitch You should have left when you have the chance, We're about to get Holy Grail on you now.  How about a Flesh wound? -she asked her kicking her over and over- // -Eli blushed a bit when Bliss kissed him on the cheek.- Don't worry M'Lady, I'm sure we'll have a great bout. Do you see anything you'd like to own? -He asked her motioning to daggers.-
Musik: -Aubrey stared at his face for a minute before looking down into her car.- "Whatever." -She ducked down into her car and pulled her dress inside before pulling the door closed and starting up the engine, taking off out of the parking lot.- // -Ash stumbled back slightly as Steph jumped passed him to Stacy. He pushed up to his feet and grabbed Steph around the waist, pulling her off her and looking at Cadence.- "You're not helping!" -He set Steph down and grabbed her shoulders, forcing her around before leaning down slightly and wrapping his arms around her thighs, pickingher up and tossing her over his shoulder as he started walking for the parking lot.- "Well that's enough fun for one night."
Tsaaq: She looked down at them and shrugged her shoulders. “Alas, methinks not.” Bliss replied as she looked back up to him. “Perchance on the morrow I will.” She nodded her head slowly. “Wilt thou tread with me to the parking lot?” She asked with a smile. // Remy winked before watching the girls get into a tussle. He nodded leisurely with a shit-eating grin. “Nice…” He whispered like a pervert. “Does anybody know where I can find some oil or jello?” He asked loudly. Remy threw his hands up in frustration at Ash. “Oh come on man, what the hell?” He exclaimed.
Alexithymiaa: -Steph felt her weight liftup and off of Stacy, her legs kicking out in protest. "Stop!" When Ash threw her over his shoulder, she thrashed her arms and legs wildly, drumming her hands into his back. "It's not fair! She's a bitch! Just let us kill her! We'd have thought of a body disposal plan eventually!" // Bryan watched as Aubrey took off out of the parking lot, dragging his hands down over his face with a deep sigh. "Shit..." // Stacy sat up slightly, peering out through swollen eyes as she held her side that Cadence had been kicking. She moved her hand to hit her foot away from her body, pushing herself up to her feet carefully. "Who even are you? You don't matter." She turned to walk away from Cadence, half limping.-
Covet: -Cadence ignored Ash, and kept on Stacy as Steph was pulled out of the fight.- I'm the fucking Night!  Steph does matter, so how about you take yourself back to whatever hole you crawled out of. Nobody wants you you here.  who really between the two of us doesn't matter? Huh!? -she said following after her- // -Eli nodded at Bliss and took her arm again to escort her out to the parking lot- It'd be my honor, M'lady.  Tis been another rather lovely evening , with your radiant company.
Musik: -Ash shook his head as he walked through the gate.- "Nope. Not tonight, babe." -He looked around the parking lot till he spotted her car, making his way over to it. He set her down next to it and stood there, shoving his hands down into his pockets.- "Just get in the car and go back to your apartment and torture the cats. You'll feel better."
Tsaaq: “Grammarcy, Sir Eli.” She said with a slight bow. She leaned her head on him for a moment. “T’was a lovely eventide with thee.” Bliss whispered and laughed. “But oh my goodness this armor is so hot, you have no idea how much I am boiling.” She said, finally breaking character once she saw her prius and walked to it. // “Aw shit, man!” Remy called out as he watched the girl limp away. “Come back! You’re nothing like Roxie Ritcher, she would’ve kicked some major ass.” He said loudly and went up alongside Cadence. “Sooo, about kissing those bruises.” He wiggled his eyebrows. “Looks like the other bitch is the one with them… You’re unscathed.”
Alexithymiaa: -She clenched her jaw as she stared up into Ash's face, squeezing her fists into themselves, her nails biting the skin on the palms of her hands. "I promise you, I won't..." She jerked the driver's side door open of her car, dropping down behind the wheel and staring straight ahead of her unamoosed. // Bryan sighed and walked over to his car parked off in the far corner, grumbling to himself. "I didn't even finish my fuckin' turkey leg... of fuckin' course..." He pulled his car keys from his shorts pocket, unlocking his doors and dropping inside to start the engine and pull off to head home. // Stacy turned around to look at Cadence as she shouted. "Well obviously I still matter if everyone seems to hate me that much after eight years." She ran the back of her hand over her lip to wipe the small traces of blood that speckled her skin before stalking off to head back to her hotel.-
Musik: -Ash sighed watching her and walked over to his bike. He shoved the key into the ignition and started up the bike, waiting for her to pull out of the parking lot. Once she did, he reved up the engine and pulled off to his place. Leaving her alone for the night.- (I know I posted before my turn but bed.)
Tsaaq: ((NIGHT!))
Alexithymiaa: (Night bitch)
Covet: Whatever Bitch, Go home, your fucking delusional.-Cadence looked down and frowned at her chest- Yeah... But...we can pretend there are bruises. -she grinned at him- Back to my place? -she told him with a grin.- I'll let you strip me out of this leather and chainmail. // -Eli laughed as they got to her vehicle-  Yeah I'm starting to get some raw spots form this chainmail. You looked very good, and were absolutely amazing.  I'm impressed with your old english.  -he paused and looked at her.- Would it be too bold of me to ask for a kiss goodnight, Lady Bliss?
Alexithymiaa: -Steph shoved her keys into the ignition of her car, the engine roaring to life. Shifting into first gear, she eased off the clutch and rolled forward, pulling off out of the parking lot.-
Alexithymiaa: (Im done. I quit.)
Alexithymiaa: (Goodnight bitches)
Tsaaq: “Oh dear, go home and put some salv on those please.” Bliss requested with concern.  “Thank you, yours is very good too.” She laughed and turned to look at him with a grin. “A kiss would be lovely.” She replied. // He started to beam and draped an arm over her shoulders. “Shit you’ve got me convinced. Let’s go.” Remy walked with her out to the parking lot. “I’ll meet you there and strip you bare. OHHHH! I rhymed.” He laughed and got into his lamborghini. “I’ll see you there.” He drove away from the ren faire grounds to Cadence’s apartment.
Tsaaq: ((Night))
Tsaaq: ((>.>))
Covet: A comedic Rap star? -she asked him with a laugh- See you there, drive safe, I won't touch a single buckle til you are there. -She told him climbing up into her Hummer and heading back to her apartment.- //  -Eli leaned in and gave her a soft kiss, then pulled away and smiled-  Goodnight Bliss, See you tomorrow.  -he turned to walke away to his vehicle getting in and driving back to the OCH.-
Covet: [....GO GANDALF GO GANDALF GO GO!!]
Tsaaq: ((STAP))
Tsaaq: Bliss' face flushed pink and she waved at Eli and got into her prius and drove back to Talon. "Goodnight! Drive safe!" She called out.
Tsaaq: ((DONE!))