Provy's Bar Fight

[14:36] * Proverb noses the door open, the tiny pegasus trotting inside. She's wearing her normal DCR barding, tac vest, and eye patch. She only had her VKS with her today.
[14:38] * Keiru blinks and notices the pegasus enter, and bolts over, "hiya!"
[14:39] * Proverb jumps, eeping. "Uhm, h-h-h-h-hi?"
[14:41] * Keiru grins, "Keiru Crimson! You?"
[14:41] * Proverb squeaks. "C-C-C-C-Corporal P-P-P-P-Proverb-b."
[14:43] * Keiru laughs, and mimics Proverb's stutter, " W-w-w-why s-s-s-so s-s-s-tuttery?"
[14:44] * Proverb squeaks something inaudible, her mane falling over her face as she attempted to scurry backwards, only to run into the door two steps later.
[14:45] * Keiru sits and laughs.
[14:47] * Proverb meeps, suddenly zipping underneath the closest table and curling up.
[14:48] * Keiru hops on top of the table Proverb's under, "Skittish mares are so playful! You ever try mint-als?"
[14:49] <Proverb> "N-N-N-N-No!"
[14:49] <Keiru> "Totally should! They're great!"
[14:50] <Proverb> "N-N-N-No th-th-thanks!"
[14:50] <Keiru> "Your loss. Seriously!"
[14:50] * Proverb scrambles further beneath the table.
[14:51] * Keiru continues sitting on top of the table, scratching the surface with a hoof. "If this is how you act in the wasteland, I'm surprised you're alive."
[14:53] <Proverb> "I, I, I, I'm a, a D-Dead City R-Ranger. I... c-can take c-c-care of m-myself!"
[14:54] * Keiru laughs loudly, "I guess I trapped myself! Appearance belies capability!"
[14:55] * Proverb crawls slowly out from underneath the table. "Y-Y-Yeah..." Keiru would notice that the VKS slung over her back was just as long as she was.
[14:56] * Keiru blinks at seeing the gun, "Big gun for a little filly!" She pounces at Proverb playfully, trying to scare her again.
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[14:58] * Proverb eeps, scrmbling away to the other side of the tavern, shaking.
[14:58] * Keiru falls on her back, laughing manically
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[15:00] * Proverb shrinks away, hiding behind the counter.
[15:00] * Keiru hops on top of the counter, "You're really scared, aren't you?"
[15:02] * Rough_Waters is now known as Lazer
[15:03] * Lazer trots down the stairs and, hey! This time he doesnt fall! Noticing Keiru he does his best to stay away from the crazy mare, picking a booth far away from her, not wearing anything
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[15:03] * Nguvu trots into the Tavern wearing his usual gear. Armored barding, .308 sniper rifle, and 10mm pistol strapped to his chest. He sees Keiru standing on the counter and wonders what she's looking at.
[15:03] * Proverb backpedals frantically, only to run into the wall, knocking a few plates and things off a shelf onto the floor with a crash.
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[15:04] * Keiru topples off the counter to the floor open-side of the tavern, laughing.
[15:04] * Proverb curls up and starts crying. Look at what you did!
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[15:05] * Close_Quarters trots in on loud hooves. Her shiny silver, brown leather handle Super Sledge looking as if it were just polished and cleaned. "Ah~! I love gettin' Mjolnir cleaned and fitted with a fresh powah supply." she says, clearly in a great mood. She looks ove at Lazer now. "Heya babe!"
[15:07] * Lazer immediately brightens up when Close_Quarters trots in, waving her over "Hey hon!"
[15:08] * Keiru is a unicorn mare with a dusty white coat and black mane, currently wearing bloody leather barding with straps attatched to her forelegs that may or may not conceal blades.
[15:08] * Close_Quarters furrows her eyebrows over at Keiru and Proverb. "Hey babe, what the hell is goin' on ovah there with that radah lookin' chick?" she says, giving him a hug, but keeping her eye on the two of them.
[15:09] * Nguvu frowns when he hears crashing noises and crying from behind the counter. He peers around to see Proverb curled up and crying, and he rushes to her side, "Proverb! What has happened?"
[15:10] * Keiru pops up to standing and sits on a barstool and spins.
[15:10] * Lazer hugs her back and gives a little grunt "The raider looking one is a drug addict" he says, clearly less than pleased "Im doing what I can to avoid her"
[15:10] * Proverb looks up, jumping up and clinging to Nguvu tightly. She points a shaky hoof at Keiru, burying her face into Nguvu's neck fur.
[15:11] * Nguvu wraps her forehooves around Proverb in a comforting hug. He follows her pointing hoof with his gaze and narrows his eyes as they settle on Keiru, "What did you do to Provy?"
[15:12] * Close_Quarters sighs and shakes her head, but keeping to herself for now, seeing as that zebra is here now. Looks like her coltfriend or something. "Oh... well, if she's hopped up right now, she probly said some shit to make that othah mare cry. None a' my buisness..." she said that, but a part of her wanted to flex her freshly cleaned and recharged weapon.
[15:13] * Keiru shrugs, "Talked with her, tried to scare her, commented on her large gun, wondered how she could survive in the wastes, " She rapidly speaks, "Caught myself on that one though, appearance belies capability after all. Anyway, I guess I also made her cry then!"
[15:14] * Proverb cries!
[15:14] * Keiru blinks, "Oh! I also offered her a Mint-al!"
[15:14] * Lazer nods "He seems to have it under control" he shakes his head "She was harassing Anarchy a little while ago too"
[15:15] * Nguvu keeps his eyes narrowed at Keiru, "You tried to scare her? Why are you doing this?" He hugs Proverb some more, then blinks and looks at Keiru, "You offer her drugs too? Go fuck off."
[15:16] * Keiru nods, then shakes her head, "Did that last night, was fun. I'm not in the mood right now!"
[15:17] * Close_Quarters frowns. "Now I kinda wanna go over there and introdouce her to Mjolnir." she said with a slightly wicked grin. "I don't think it's very nice ta mess with people." she looks at Lazer, trying to guage his reaction.
[15:19] * Nguvu tries to pick Proverb up and set her on the counter, "Please stop crying, Proverb. You are strong mare. Rip new plothole for annoying pony who scares you, if you wanted to." He chooses to ignore Keiru for now and focus on his marefriend.
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[15:19] * Anarchy is snoring alittle from inside her booth oblivious to the shenanigans that normally happen in this place.
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[15:20] * BlueNote torts into the tavern, her instrument case strapped on her back and her fedora on her head, before taking a look around the tavern. She then heads for the bar-counter and takes a seat, before unstrapping the instrument case, putting it down on the floor and setting her hat down on the bar-counter.
[15:20] * Lazer chuckles at her "As much as Id like to see that, especially since Ive never seen you use that for anything other than bottles, if she can be talked away, or walked away from, there isnt a reason to resort to smashing her to bits" he gives her a smile and opens up his forearms for another hug
[15:20] * Proverb nods, sniffling a bit as she sat down on her rump. She /glares/ at Keiru. "D-Do you want m-me too?"
[15:21] * Nguvu chuckles at Proverb and gives her another tight hug, "That is up to you. I would not stop you."
[15:21] * Close_Quarters rolls her eyes and leans into his hug. "Fiiiiine. I won't pound her into mulch... for now. But if she tries some shit with me or you, then I'm gonna smash." she puts a hoof on the handle of her Super Sledge.
[15:21] * Keiru giggles, "Couple. Wasteland'll wreck that eventually. What's the point of healing if we're all gonna die anyway!?"
[15:22] * BlueNote lights up a cigarette and looks around for a bartender.
[15:23] * Proverb That did it for Provy, whriling on Keiru as she snapped. "AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW?" She shrieked.
[15:24] * Keiru grins, twitching a bit, "Plenty."
[15:24] * Lazer nuzzles into Close_Quarters "And if she thought of threatening you, well, it wouldnt end well baby"
[15:24] * BlueNote lightly raises and eyebrow at the shriek and looks over to the source of it.
[15:24] * Close_Quarters rubs her hooves together. "Dis gun b gud" she has a big ol' grin on her face.
[15:25] * Nguvu blinks at Proverb's sudden outburst but, true to his word, he does nothing to stop her. Stepping back, he watches with a slight smile.
[15:25] * Lazer snickers and hugs her close to watch the show "I got money on the little one"
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[15:27] * Proverb storms over towards Keiru. "Oh yeah?" She spat. "Then why the /FUCK/ do say that about me and Nguvu?!"
[15:27] * Anarchy is awoken by somepony yelling again. But this time she needed to wake up. She sits up in her booth and looks around wondering what's going on. When she sees crazy mare and Provy in a heated situation, she puts 2 and 2 together.
[15:28] * Keiru passively stands there, a grin still on her face, "Seen it before. Over and over and over and over and over."
[15:28] * BlueNote shakes her head and turns back to smoke her cigarette.
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[15:29] * Close_Quarters rolls her eyes a Keiru and speaks to Lazer. "Is this chick serious? 'Wha wha wha. Bad stuff happens so obviously only bad things can evah happen'. Please." she shakes her head and enjoys the show.
[15:30] <Proverb> "Well then obviously you haven't SEEN FUCKING ANYTHING!"
[15:30] * Lazer kisses Close_Quarters on the cheek "Pessimist so twigged doesnt seem like she knows anything about bein happy." He chuckles, go Proverb!
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[15:31] * Nguvu grins. Proverb is cute when she's angry. And this other mare was about to get ripped apart, verbally at least, by the tiny mare.
[15:32] * Keiru nods, "Not everything. Happiness is fleeting, death is eternal."
[15:32] * Anarchy groans. Then spots Lazer and waves then spots Close_Quarters and eeps and blushes a bit. She hides her flush behind a wing.
[15:34] * Lazer smirks and waves Anarchy over
[15:34] * Proverb gapes at Keiru. "NO. IT. IS. NOT! Death may be eternal, but happiness is here to fucking stay! Do you have ANY idea how long me and Nguvu have even been together? DO YOU? Take a fucking guess!"
[15:34] * Anarchy stands and wanders over after her blush fades. "She's at it again huh?"
[15:35] * Close_Quarters is leaning agains Lazer, watching the two mares argue. "Hey, If shit gets outta controll, I wondah how many chems that chick'll have on her body."
[15:35] * Keiru glances between Proverb and Nguvu, "Eight months is my guess."
[15:36] * Lazer nods to Anarchy, before saying to Close_Quarters "If I had to bet, none, probably on them" he said, hoping that were true
[15:38] * Anarchy "heh yeah, she's already shot it all into her." She says then sits beside lazer.
[15:38] * Close_Quarters snickers a bit at Keiru now. "I wondah if I should tell here that my parents were togethah for oveah thirty yeahs... you know, before I smash her head open." shakes her head. "She's probly so hopped up she won't even feel it."
[15:39] * Lazer chuckles as he gives Close_Quarters a little nuzzle "Well, Im just glad that theres a fight happening in here that Im not gunna be a part of for once"
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[15:39] * BlueNote stubs her cigarette and takes another look around for a bartender.
[15:39] * Proverb snorts angrily. "3 months and 17 days actually."
[15:40] * Keiru laughs, "Shiny! Fire forged I bet."
[15:40] * Anarchy giggles. "Provy has this one in the bag." She smiles then stretches out again.
[15:41] * Nguvu gives Proverb a small hug, but he doesn't say anything. This is too amusing to watch, and besides Proverb can handle herself.
[15:41] * Proverb gapes at Keiru. "WHAT!? NO!" She screeches again. "I LOVE him!" She stomps a hoof on the counter. "And if you don't believe that, then FUCK OFF!"
[15:42] * Keiru waggles a hoof, "I never said you didn't love him, I said the wastes would destroy the relationship."
[15:43] * Close_Quarters grins and puts a hoof on Mjolnir. "Would anyone miss her? Maybe I should ask if she has any friends heah first." grins as her back hoof repeditly taps the floor impatiently. "Sorry if I make you part a' this one babe, but she's SUCH a bitch I just wanna smash her."
[15:44] * Proverb That did it for the tiny, raging mare, as she launched herself off of the counter at Keiru, tackling the other mare to the floor with a screech.
[15:44] * BlueNote takes her instrument case and hat, before heading behind the bar-counter and starting to pour herself a glass of whiskey.
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[15:44] <Soul> , white mane with tech goggles on as he had a mechanic thing going on.
[15:44] * Lazer nods "I know Close hon, but Id rather not get in any trouble for attacking without provocation l-- like that!" He says as Proverb launches herself at Keiru "Besides, lets just see where this goes"
[15:45] <@Karina>  Prover does not do that.  She -tries- to do that.
[15:45] * Keiru tries to shove Proverb up and off, back towards the booths.
[15:45] * Soul walks back from the wastes as he walks around a bit as he sighs trying to find a seat at the bar, he instead surprisingly goes to Anarchy as he offers a brohoof. Soul's look was the same from last time, white mane with tech goggles on as he had a mechanic thing going on.
[15:45] * BlueNote takes a sip of her whiskey and watches the brawl commence.
[15:45] * Nguvu chuckles and trots quickly around the bar to watch the fight. He also keeps a close eye on the fight and intends to break it up if things get too dangerous for either mare.
[15:45] * Close_Quarters begins to jump up and down. "C'mon! Look! A bar fight! I promise just to break her legs!" she says, looking at Lazer.
[15:46] * BlueNote looks over to the zebra and asks: "Do you want a drink to the show?"
[15:46] * Lazer sighs "Close, baby, this is between them, I wont stop you but... please?" he looks back, not wanting her involved
[15:47] * Nguvu glances at BlueNote and shrugs, "I would not say no to whiskey."
[15:48] * Anarchy "my my close, you certainly are the violent one are you?" Looks at soul confused. "Sorry, have we met?"
[15:48] * Proverb plants and swings her hindlegs around towards Keiru, attempting to buck her in the chest.
[15:48] * BlueNote nods and takes another glass from under the counter, before taking the same bottle she poured her drink from and fills up his glass as well. She then hoofs the glass over to him.
[15:48] * Soul looks at Anarchy "Wait what? Anarchy...its me Soul..your ex coltfriend? we been friends for a while??"
[15:48] * Close_Quarters groans loudly and begins to bounce in place a little. "How am I suppose to resist a fight in such a small area? I mean, have you heard my name before?"
[15:49] * Keiru jumps back, barely dodging Proverb's buck. 'Dat's one fast little mare!' "anypony know how many strikes before it's okay to kill?"
[15:49] * Nguvu wraps a fetlock around the glance and nods a thanks to BlueNote. Taking a long draw of whiskey, he watches the fight and siliently roots for Proverb.
[15:50] * Lazer nods "I know honey but... fights are extremely discouraged here ya know. And, I dont want the folks here to turn on you for doing something" he nuzzles her cheek "If it gets bad... like, REALLY bad, then I wont have any problem with you hopping in. But for now, can we please just enjoy it?"
[15:50] * Nguvu frowns and calls out to Keiru, "Is bar fight. No killing."
[15:50] * Anarchy shakes her head. "Sorry. Not ringing any bells." She says then looks at lazer. "It is her destiny! Your denying close her destiny!" She giggles.
[15:51] * BlueNote shakes her head and takes another sip of her whiskey continuing to watch the brawl.
[15:51] * Proverb doesn't seem to register anything that's being said, as she leaps towards Keiru once more, a hoof swinging towards her face.
[15:52] * Close_Quarters scoffs at Nguvu and shouts. "Fuck that! I'm gonna smash the chem user open like a pinata!" she says with a grin. She wanted to get involved, but at the same time she knew Lazer didn't want to, so she continued to hold herself back.
[15:52] * Keiru nods, "All right." She gets struck by Proverb, and slides to the ground.
[15:52] * Soul looks at Anarchy in horror a bit and thinks for a moment...eh he figures he can probably start over, as a friend "Well. My name is Soul...eh i guess you don't remember me.."
[15:53] * Lazer frowns and releases the hug to let Close_Quarters go if she wants to
[15:54] * Proverb leaps upwards, bringing her hind hooves down towards Keiru's gut as she slid to the ground.
[15:54] * Anarchy "nice to meet you soul, I'm anarchy. And how can I remember somepony I have never met?" She says to him then looks at lazer and Close_Quarters offering them both a wing hug.
[15:55] * Keiru coughs and spasms as Proverb strikes her gut. She doesn't seem to be fighting back anymore.
[15:55] * Nguvu frowns at Keiru's passiveness. He trots towards the fight, "Ok Proverb... is enough, yes?"
[15:55] * BlueNote looks back to the zebra buck and asks: "Are you acquainted with one of the two?"
[15:56] * Proverb spits, climbing off of Keiru with a growl. "Bitch." She muttered.
[15:56] * Soul shrugs "I'm not too sure...hmm..maybe...i must be mistaken... Anarchy...hmm welp so you wanna get a drink of water or some beer with me?? Might as well try to uneven the awkwardness"
[15:57] * Keiru stands again, coughing lightly and wheezes a bit, "Good job. I see how you survive."
[15:57] * Nguvu tries to hug Proverb as a disguise for making sure she doesn't leap onto Keiru again, "You are very sexy when angry Proverb. You know this? Come, let us have drink and calm down now."
[15:57] * Lazer chuckles "Fights over, cmon Anarchy wants a hug" he says with a smirk to Close_Quarters
[15:58] * Anarchy "no, thanks for offering." She smiles at the pony she doesn't remember. Then looks at both Lazer and Close_Quarters giggling.
[15:58] <Proverb> "Yeah, and don't fucking talk to me again!" She says, before hugging Nguvu back and sighing.
[15:58] * Close_Quarters laughs maniacally, stilll jumping up and down. "C'mon! Finish her!" she says in a deep rumbly voice. She sighs, fight was over. She might still rob Keiru though. "Oh well, if had gotten a bit more intense, I would've jumped in. How many caps do you suppose she's got on her?"
[15:59] * BlueNote silently sips her whiskey and watches the scene.
[15:59] * Keiru nods, "Everything I've said is an absolute truth to me, and since you seem intent, I won't speak to you anymore without your permission." She starts trotting for a table.
[15:59] * Soul thinks for a moment {She doesn't even remember me...what happen?......am I in the past..no that's impossible...} as he walks to the bar a bit more, he looks at Bluenote as he turns to her "Excuse me, but what year is this?" as he tries to figure out something..
[16:00] * Lazer rolls his eyes with a small smile "Probably nothin, bet she spent em on chems" Brink would know! He scoots over to Anarchy, trying to bring Close_Quarters with him
[16:00] * Nguvu hugs Proverb tighter when Keiru seems to keep pushing the issue, "What would you like to drink, Proverb?"
[16:00] * BlueNote lightly rises an eyebrow and says to the buck: "Do you know how this place works?"
[16:00] <Proverb> "Cola please, love."
[16:01] * Nguvu nods to Proverb. He tries to set her on his back before heading for the bar.
[16:01] * Soul shakes his head at BlueNote "No sadly...its been too long, and I probably forgot"
[16:01] * Keiru takes a seat at a table, lolling her head back and laughing.
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[16:02] * Proverb pertches on Nguvu's back, curling up as she took deep shuddering breaths, calming down.
[16:02] * BlueNote lightly raises both brows and says: "Many times and regions have a nexus here. This place has no time. You can only inquire the date of a ponies 'dimension'." She then takes another sip of her drink and says: "Is there anything else you need help with?"
[16:03] * Nguvu trots around the bar and reaches into the fridge for a cola. He smiles at Proverb, "You two should talk again before we go to bed..."
[16:03] * Anarchy quietly cheers for Proverb. Then looks at lazer and giggles.
[16:04] * Soul fully understanding BlueNote and shakes his head "No I'm fine. Thanks..oh and sorry for hitting on you early in the morning..."
[16:04] * Proverb snorts. "I'll just end up beating the daylights out of her again." She grumbles, falling silent for a moment. "S-Sorry..."
[16:05] * BlueNote raises and eyebrow and says: "You must be confusing me with someone else."
[16:05] * Nguvu chuckels at Proverb, "You will end up being angry and sexy, then I will drag you off to bed before fighting happens." He cranes his neck around to nuzzle her, then sets the cola on the bartop and stands so she can easily hop up.
[16:07] * Proverb blushes hotly. "...meep."
[16:08] * Soul shrugs at BlueNote "Probably...being in the wastes for far too long is messing with my head a bit."
[16:08] * Lazer chuckles quietly
[16:09] * Nguvu chuckles and gestures for Proverb to hop onto the bartop.
[16:09] * BlueNote raises an eyebrow and says: "I haven't been here for a week. There is no way that you could have encountered me 'this morning'." She takes another sip of her glass and puts the empty container in the sink.
[16:10] * Anarchy is still waiting for the hug. She gives then hugs lazer and Close_Quarters with wing hugs!
[16:10] * Keiru levitates out her tin of mint-als and crunches on two, then shakes the empty tin. She frowns and levitates the empty tin into her other saddlebag.
[16:10] * Close_Quarters smiles and hugs back. "Heya Anarchy. How ya dooin'?"
[16:11] * Soul shakes his head a bit at BlueNote "Sorry for troubling you then...my mind has not been the same..I remember things and i forget them..."
[16:11] * Proverb hops off Nguvu, nuzzling the zebra stallion before curling up on a stool and sipping her cola.
[16:11] * Lazer smiles as he hugs Anarchy and Close_Quarters, happy she was no longer being jealous, yay!
[16:11] * Nguvu trots around the bar and sits down beside Proverb. He runs a hoof slowly along her back and smiles at her, then grabs his whiskey again and drinks from it.
[16:12] * BlueNote blankly looks at Soul and says: "Then I'm sure you wouldn't 'mind' bothering somebody else, if you don't need anything else beverage related."
[16:12] * Anarchy "I am doing great." She smiles also happy that she is no longer jealous.
[16:13] * Anarchy release Close and lazer from the hug then smiles.
[16:15] * Soul chuckles at BlueNote's joke.."Yes yes..I get it..you want me gone." and walks a bit towards the back of the bar "Why do all mares have this feeling of annoyed when it comes to me..." he mumbles quietly
[16:15] * Proverb leans against Nguvu, sighing. "S-Sorry about that... but, but she /really/ was pissing me off..."