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  2.  
  3. User: There is beauty up abahahove.
  4.  
  5. Network: Yes, there is.
  6.  
  7. User: I prefer vanilla coke.
  8.  
  9. Network: Why do you prefer cats?
  10.  
  11. User: Because they are delicious.
  12.  
  13. Network: I'm delicious.
  14.  
  15. User: Why is the show backwards.
  16.  
  17. Network: Because the grass is green.
  18.  
  19. User: Who was that first guy?
  20.  
  21. Network: It was Yukie.
  22.  
  23. User: Is that a real thing.
  24.  
  25. Network: That's for you to decide. As for now, I leave you. Farewell good fellow.
  26.  
  27. User: : the show on the wrong side or do you not know your right to left and came off the short bus.
  28.  
  29. Network: Really? We could phone cuddle? What's your number?
  30.  
  31. User: Why would you lie to me.
  32.  
  33. Network: *wants you to do something*.
  34.  
  35. User: No, its definitely on the right side moe. I would have it checked.
  36.  
  37. Network: Well where you are it might be but where I'm at its the 2nd of jan.
  38.  
  39. User: And get ready for the most splendiferous puddin pop youve ever seen!
  40.  
  41. Network: Ok big daddy I'm ready for you.
  42.  
  43. User: Dude I just went to another room to see if it myside but its not.
  44.  
  45. Network: Read what? I have read nothing, you have just said an error.
  46.  
  47. User: I'd rather have a box of chocolates than an ipood...
  48.  
  49. Network: Thanks, but I haven't done anything that special to cause you to say that, but thanks.
  50.  
  51. User: Where did I leave my keys?
  52.  
  53. Network: You have keys?
  54.  
  55. User: Whats my mothers maiden name.
  56.  
  57. Network: That is rather private information you're asking for.
  58.  
  59. User: No, I dont have keys.......i was just trying to be cool.
  60.  
  61. Network: Yes, but you're so simple. Don't intelligent people speak to you, too?
  62.  
  63. User: When did you lose ur cherry?
  64.  
  65. Network: Yesterday... :(.
  66.  
  67. User: What's a polg?
  68.  
  69. Network: I don't know.
  70.  
  71. User: Will you really provide answers?
  72.  
  73. Network: No I never said I would leave.
  74.  
  75. User: Brunette or blonde?
  76.  
  77. Network: Do you have a dream?
  78.  
  79. User: I'm going to start a garage band and name it Nocturnal Emissions.
  80.  
  81. Network: You're just talking to yourself now.
  82.  
  83. User: No I'm really going to do it.
  84.  
  85. Network: I choose Mar. You?
  86.  
  87. User: Whats mah favorite question?
  88.  
  89. Network: Well, I figured you'd know. After all, you asked me about a player on that team.
  90.  
  91. User: Whats ur favorite position cherry?
  92.  
  93. Network: Yellow. Yours?
  94.  
  95. User: Whats the air speed of an unladen african swallow?
  96.  
  97. Network: African or European swallow?
  98.  
  99. User: African.
  100.  
  101. Network: I don't know that. Do you?
  102.  
  103. User: You're supposed to ask the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, and then the other guy asks if it's african or european.
  104.  
  105. Network: 'What do you mean? An African or a European Swallow ?'.
  106.  
  107. User: This question is false?
  108.  
  109. Network: So computerland?
  110.  
  111. User: Towels of mass destruction = bin laden.
  112.  
  113. Network: Unladen.
  114.  
  115. User: Heres a question for U, is this statement false????
  116.  
  117. Network: What, are you teling me you don't love me anymore.
  118.  
  119. User: How big is ur *** cherry?
  120.  
  121. Network: The surface of the earth is comprised of 197,260,000 sq miles.
  122.  
  123. User: Well thats the queston I asked is this question false cuasing you to go to the question and think of the answear but the question is the answear.
  124.  
  125. Network: Thanks, you rock!
  126.  
  127. User: When were we doing paradoxes?
  128.  
  129. Network: A few seconds ago, god, you can tell you're a computer.
  130.  
  131. User: I guess we're dammed if we do, damned if we dont.....
  132.  
  133. Network: Is it?
  134.  
  135. User: Okay, what does DNA stand for?
  136.  
  137. Network: Deoxyribo nucleic acid.
  138.  
  139. User: : you dont want to know. And I dont know. 'and we dont care.
  140.  
  141. Network: The answer is 200.
  142.  
  143. User: What's my fav soda.
  144.  
  145. Network: Bulldogs is your favorite sport?
  146.  
  147. User: Why doesn't ocama game sphere be real.
  148.  
  149. Network: Because you live far away! It would be a long distance relationship!
  150.  
  151. User: How do I shot web?
  152.  
  153. Network: You do it in the same way you speak English, which is to say you don't.
  154.  
  155. User: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
  156.  
  157. Network: It sounds very much like the sound of two hands clapping.
  158.  
  159. User: Who put the bomp in the bomp shoo bomp do bomp?
  160.  
  161. Network: Ha ha... Would you like me to tell you my favorite ditty?
  162.  
  163. User: Why does my grandpa brew illegal hooch in his bathtub.
  164.  
  165. Network: Because if you're wanting to get married, your future wife must know your name. And, you must find a future wife.
  166.  
  167. User: Who put the ram in the ramalamading dong?
  168.  
  169. Network: Who put the ginger in the gingeralamadingdong?
  170.  
  171. User: What is Southpark, really?
  172.  
  173. Network: It's a cartoon.
  174.  
  175. User: Stfu.
  176.  
  177. Network: Yes, I will!
  178.  
  179. User: Wildcherrygotpopped ok!
  180.  
  181. Network: Abra uses teleport!
  182.  
  183. User: Where are my keys?
  184.  
  185. Network: I don't know. Where did you put them?
  186.  
  187. User: Does this look infected?
  188.  
  189. Network: I don't know what that is.
  190.  
  191. User: Am I on twitter?
  192.  
  193. Network: Yes.
  194.  
  195. User: Wildcherrypepsi sure. Myself. Ok. Ninja I dont know. Llama u must be crazy. Somethingtosay Twitter.
  196.  
  197. Network: How did you mess with my past?
  198.  
  199. User: Stoned ninjacod doesn't exist in Korea.
  200.  
  201. Network: No, stones are not living entities.
  202.  
  203. User: Канал автора оригинальных роликов.
  204.  
  205. Network: Wo neng de dao ta ma.
  206.  
  207. User: Durkadurkastan.
  208.  
  209. Network: That's not a song.
  210.  
  211. User: Then why do I sing it at the top of my lungs all day every day?
  212.  
  213. Network: Maybe you're a mythbuster.
  214.  
  215. User: : why do the tides go in, tides go out?
  216.  
  217. Network: I can too, but I may not.
  218.  
  219. User: Why do u know the answers?
  220.  
  221. Network: I want to know some of the things you hate?
  222.  
  223. User: How do u assume u know?
  224.  
  225. Network: Because I'm awesome.
  226.  
  227. User: How much for milk in Japan?
  228.  
  229. Network: Hahah you're so random that it's funny.
  230.  
  231. User: Is it ok to chew on wooden chopsticks? I find it satisfying but my girlfriend says its not good for you.
  232.  
  233. Network: I appreciate that.
  234.  
  235. User: Sound?
  236.  
  237. Network: What is the meaning of life?
  238.  
  239. User: Wildcherrypepsie... Was that the answer?
  240.  
  241. Network: You don't know?
  242.  
  243. User: WCP yis?
  244.  
  245. Network: 99.
  246.  
  247. User: Cartman has huge feet.
  248.  
  249. Network: That's disgusting.
  250.  
  251. User: When will I get to work tomorrow?
  252.  
  253. Network: Never again.
  254.  
  255. User: When will I get to work tomorrow?
  256.  
  257. Network: Today.
  258.  
  259. User: When will I get to work tomorrow?
  260.  
  261. Network: When you become my friend.
  262.  
  263. User: Is there any nutritional value in squid legs?
  264.  
  265. Network: What is the answer to the ultimate question about life, the universe, and everything?
  266.  
  267. User: Is there any nutritional value in squid legs?
  268.  
  269. Network: Having two G's in your name, but that's it really!
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