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- A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
- Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
- The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
- Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
- She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
- He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
- "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
- He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh............
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- "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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