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- >Day Tnetennba in Equestria.
- >You do your daily routine, skipping over the well practiced parts.
- >Who really wants to read about you taking a shit, showering and shaving?
- >...
- >Piss.
- >Whatever.
- >You get downstairs to have your breakfast.
- >You finish eating your Pinkie Sugar Bits (guaranteed to get you hyper or jrliajildjfldkajleijrmda) when there’s a knock at the door.
- >Yeah, you know who that is.
- >You open the door to reveal Fluttershy, smiling sweetly at you.
- >”Good morning, Anon! How are you today?”
- >Well, she’s being awfully civil today.
- >And she’s not dressed in any fetish gear.
- >This is most unusual.
- >You might as well play along. Maybe she’s finally learned her lesson!
- “Uh, I’m ok, Flutters. Look, do you just want to get your fetish attempt out of the way?”
- >”But Anon, this is already a fetish attempt.”
- >What?
- >You look her over once more.
- >She just stands there, smiling placidly at you.
- “Uh... Could you give me a hint or an example...?”
- >”Oh, okay! Good morning, Anon! How are you today?”
- >That’s Fluttershy for you.
- >Dumb as a wet sack of hammers.
- >And she looks like one too.
- >This time you bend over, getting a good look at her from up close.
- “Hmm... WHAT?!”
- >You feel something poke you in the anus.
- >You whirl around to see Pink ADHD standing behind you, wearing the severed head of a horse, a ritual robe and holding a rubber phallus dangerously close to where you poop from.
- >Or it could just be her in a horse mask, snuggie, waving a rubber chicken.
- >That’s kinda what she does.
- >Either way, you’ve seen enough of this to know that you don’t like it.
- >Using your powers of NOPE you start to eat yourself.
- http://youtu.be/8_ZfZjIkA2c
- >Starting at your feet, you munch up your body.
- >You paradoxically get smaller and smaller until you’re little more than a mouth.
- >You finally eat your own mouth and disappear from the universe with a –blip-.
- >Victorious and weightless, you float in the void between universes, proud in the knowledge that you’ve successfully avoided
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
- For added hilarity, I invite you to read the story in the way that I wrote it - in WALKENVISION. Simply read the lines in Christopher Walken's voice, and everything becomes 3x funnier! I've got a fever, and the only cure is more >rape!
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