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Michaelmcchill's Ace Race Rant (clean)

Nov 14th, 2021 (edited)
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  1. What the frick is happening?
  2. Dude, oh my god.
  3. I got thrown into an impossible place.
  4. I don't know how the frick Tubbo hasn't gotten to me yet.
  5. But that's-
  6. I mean Tubbo, you either suck that freaking bad or you got disconnected.
  7. And if you got disconnected then I'm really mad.
  8. I don't care Tubbo.
  9. That's-
  10. No-
  11. Fff-
  12. Oh my freaking god.
  13. I am not-
  14. MCC Reddit's gonna have a freaking field day with this one.
  15.  
  16. "Michaelmcchill freaking really does suck and he was the weak link this time around too.
  17. I hope he freaking dies dude.
  18. Freaking Michael deserves death.
  19. He deserves nothing but freaking death and not happiness.
  20. I hope his fiancé freaking leaves him for nothing.
  21. And freaking-
  22. I hope he just freaking has a terrible goddamn day.
  23. He freaking-
  24. He freaking sucks at MCC.
  25. The first one was a fluke.
  26. MCC 1 doesn't freaking count.
  27. Maybe it counts for like- like Dave for some because he freaking almost an S-tier player.
  28. He's a freaking B-tier.
  29. Like- like-
  30. You know like-
  31. He's getting there.
  32. I mean he's really close to S-tier.
  33. But I mean like-
  34. You- I mean
  35. G- Gogy-
  36. Gogy's played in half the games that he has.
  37. And freaking Gogy, just-
  38. I mean-
  39. Gogy doesn't screw up.
  40. Gogy doesn't screw up as much as Michael does.
  41. But I mean, you know-
  42. I guess it's cause he's in the PVP community.
  43. And you know Michael's just freaking not doing well.
  44. But he's a good-
  45. He's a good supporting like teammate.
  46. I mean, he does freaking good callouts and shirt sometimes.
  47. But then Michael just sits there and he's like: "What?"
  48. Like what the frick?
  49. I don't freaking-
  50. I mean you'd think he doesn't know where he is half of the freaking games."
  51. SCREW YOU!
  52.  
  53. Hey Noxcrew, put that on your Twitter.
  54.  
  55. Krtzyy:
  56. Yeah.
  57. It'll be "Happy Birthday @Michaelmcchill!" and it's just that clip.
  58.  
  59. Michaelmcchill:
  60. Please! Please! Please!
  61. If I see this in freaking 9 months.
  62. I will shirt my pants.
  63. Please.
  64. Noxcrew bout to buy freaking Twitter Blue just to upload that 10 minute freaking rant.
  65. *gasp*
  66. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. I know.
  67. No, I'm freaking-
  68. Oh, that's awesome.
  69. Oh, thats freaking great.
  70. I'm just not-
  71. Cool man.
  72. I freaking-
  73. I don't like Minecraft anyway.
  74. That's why I play Runescape now.
  75. And I quit everything else.
  76. I freaking hate Minecraft!
  77. Oh. Oh. Oh yeah. No.
  78. Tubbo's not on my freaking tail.
  79. MOTHERFRICKER!
  80. NOOO! NOOO!
  81.  
  82. "i hate ace race"
  83. "bring back"
  84. "foot race"
  85. "i'm about to bust a blood vessel"
  86.  
  87. I'm gonna bust a blood vessel.
  88. I swear to god. I swear to god. I swear to god.
  89. I know how-
  90. I know how the MCC Reddit's gonna be.
  91. They're typing away their performance review right now.
  92. Oh my god. (x2)
  93. I'm gonna-
  94. Oh my god. I'm gonna freak out.
  95. I'm-
  96. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
  97. I made Tubbo so happy 'cause he logged out three times.
  98. *slams desk three times*
  99. Hey guys, I'm back.
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