[SONG PARODY] Writefag Hell

-- Futurama's 'Robot Hell' --


Wrote this one after copious amounts of mouthwash was ingested, and I watched that TF2 Robot Hell video back-to-back about 16 times.
I neither regret nor condone the result of my actions.
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>Neb enters hell
>He lands in a chair
>The devil himself walks up to him
>"Hell-o, Nebulus! It's time for an eternity of damnation!"
"Aaah fuck."
>A catchy beat starts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkhVS0Jke84

"Aww crap, singing. Mind if I write?"
>The devil rips up Neb's writing pad
>"Clopfiction's evil, you won't miss it, we'll find ways to simulate that smut. What a sorry fellow, tied up and raped by a pony who's yellow, here on level one of writefag hell!"

>"Swearing's wrong and so is cursing, so is making uncreative fics, lets let Clever Dick decide what type of critique's justified, I'm pit force here on level two!"

>"Oooh! Unpopular writefag!"

"Just tell me why!"
>"Just read this fifty post self insert!"
"There must be writers worse than I!"
>"We checked the thread, there really aren't!"

"Then please let me explain, my fics were test runs, can't you see?"
>"You wrote a hundred pages on moist mare pussy!"
"Aww come on man, don't you want a request?"
>"Is my patience what you are trying to test?"

>"Writing crossovers is lazy, your mind can create much more fitting tales"
>An Anonymous poster pokes his head around the corner
>"Hey Nebby gonna cry some more, your story was rotten straight to the core!"

>[crying externally]

>"That's whatcha- whatcha- whatcha- get on level five!"

>Two posters that actually liked his story are rushing to comment

>"I thought it was swell!"
>"It's up us to cheer for him!"
>"Maybe he'll write a sequel as well?"
>"It's us who bookmarked his pastebin!"
>"Maybe he's writing Sandy 4?"
>"Come on, Anon, don't say that. He'd never be that much of a brat! So just type the captcha and post some more!"
>"I think I might be an attention whore!"

>"Writing one-shots, circle-jerking, condoning indecent namefaggotry! Getting caught in every snag! Knee-deep in av-atar-fags, you'll suffer their relentless nags, enduring shitposts and update lag, trapped forevermore on the ride!"