how not to complete paperwork

[23:12]*Iroquois-Pliskin just took a shower! He is now squeaky clean and smells like Volgin's soap. And he decides to head out into the livingroom! His hair is mussed from being towel-dried and not yet combed, still dark from slight dampness. His skin's still a bit damp too, and he has his towel wrapped around his waist. Is there a boyfriend in the livingroom? It's okay if there's not, he could probably just go back and get dressed and then text someone if not.
[23:16]*Yevgeny Volgin is absolutely in the living room! He has been working on Paperwork, and when he hears Snake approaching, he complains, "I think my handler is loading me with HER paperwork, too, there's no way this all for one man alone to complete--" before looking up and becoming deliciously distracted.

"<Hello, my gorgeous pup,>" he rumbles, grinning. Damn, David looks good all the time, he swears.
[23:20]*Iroquois-Pliskin smirks at that, at how easily he was able to completely derail the other man's thoughts just by being looked at. He strides on up to Volgin- where is Volgin sitting, anyhow? Regardless, David's coming over to lean against him and kiss at his jaw. "<Hello.>"
[23:25]*Yevgeny Volgin's at the cheap desk he bought for himself, shoved into a corner of the room and out of the way of the couch, but he's already turning in his chair, reaching up to weave his fingers into David's hair and kissing the man's throat. "<You look good like this. I like the clothes. You should wear them all the time.>" Mmmm, David in a towel and nothing else, always... well, Volgin would like some variation now and then, but he could live with this.
[23:28]*Iroquois-Pliskin snickers at that. His boyfriend is such a damn perv, but he already knew that, didn't he? Ohhh yes he did. "<I will have to wear actual clothes sometimes.>" He says, tilting his head into the fingers in his hair, better exposing his neck to Volgin's mouth. "<Especially since it's really getting cold around here.>"
[23:30]*Yevgeny Volgin sighs, happily, and presses gentle kisses to Snake's throat, and suggests, "We could just stay in bed all winter, and keep each other warm..." Hey, Dave, wanna get all sweaty and dirty immediately after your shower?
[23:33]*Iroquois-Pliskin growls low, his throat vibrating gently against Volgin's lips. He miiiiight be okay with having to ruin the point of taking a shower... He'll just have to take another one. "But what if I wanna ride my motorcycle?"
[23:34]Yevgeny Volgin: I've got things that can vibrate between your legs...
[23:34]*Iroquois-Pliskin's breath catches for a moment, and he turns his head to kiss at his boyfriend's hair. "Uh huh?"
[23:37]*Yevgeny Volgin inches closer, and nudges his knee between those legs, which are absolutely perfect, like all the rest of his boyfriend. "Uh huh," he confirms, and runs his hands from hair to shoulders, gently scratching his nails over David's shoulderblades. "Little rechargeable things that can slip inside you easy, and thrum and pulse and make you moan..."
[23:42]*Iroquois-Pliskin growls again, spreading his legs a bit further... "That'd be pretty fun for a bike ride, but maybe a little unsafe, huh?"

He leans in, to kiss and nip just under Volgin's ear.
[23:44]*Yevgeny Volgin groans softly, and curls his arms around David's waist, keeping him close. "I was thinking we could use them when you're riding something else," he says, a little breathlessly, and tugs David even closer. "Like me, if you wanted..."
[23:48]*Iroquois-Pliskin groans and, lifting a leg, he smoothly slides right onto Volgin's lap, straddling him and his chair. "I always wanna ride you, Solnyshko."
[23:54]*Yevgeny Volgin is apparently going to fuck David all over this paperwork.

Good.

Volgin's already well on his way to being rideable, his cock half-hard, and he kisses David enthusiastically. "You're so good to me," he growls, delightedly, and slides his hands down the back of his lover's towel to grope him. "An absolute dream come true," he adds, and gets his fingertips really friendly with David's ass, like he's ready to start getting David ready for his cock, with or without lube.
[0:00]*Iroquois-Pliskin is apparently okay with getting fucked over Volgin's paperwork! He is also okay with being fingered, with lube or otherwise, and he rolls his hips in Volgin's lap- and against that half-hard giant moose dick. He bets he could make that all-the-way hard pretty quick!!

"Would you rather I take the towel off?" He asks, as if his towel wasn't already in danger of comging undone, what with his legs spread wide over Volgin's lap and hands on his ass, and maybe the fact that he is, also, half-hard.
[0:01]Yevgeny Volgin: Mmm, it does look adorable on you, but... I do love looking at all of you. You're so beautiful to look at, lover.
[0:04]*Iroquois-Pliskin gives a quiet "Mnh." and very quickly pulls the towel off himself, tossing it off in the general direction of somewhere. And then he leans in, nuzzling against his boyfriend's jaw.
[0:09]*Yevgeny Volgin is, alas, still cursed with... well, underwear, he hadn't bothered putting on pants yet, but it's definitely starting to feel too tight, in the way that's uncomfortable. But, mmm, David surely isn't ready to take it yet...

Firmly, he thrusts two fingers inside David, and rocks up against him at the same time, and whispers to him, "How hard do you want to ride me, love? If you don't want it easy, I bet I could fuck you dry, get you so open and eager for it that you'd love it..."
[0:16]*Iroquois-Pliskin was about to shift on Volgin's lap, when two (large) fingers are shoved (dry) into his ass, making him snarl against the other man's jaw, back arching. Groaning, he starts to nip, and then bite, at his lover's jaw, growling as he rocks his hips.

"Ffffuck-..." He hisses through his teeth. "D-Dry. Wanna ride you hard..."
[0:21]*Yevgeny Volgin loves his brave boyfriend, because most people would have to be insane to want this much cock without any lube at all, and here's David, his brave, brave puppydog, asking for it.

Groaning louder, Volgin thrusts the fingers he already has inside David, and whispers to him in Russian about what a good dog he is, what a brave one, what a gorgeous one, how Volgin couldn't wait to fuck him 'til he howled, and squirmed a third finger inside him, stretching him even more.
[0:26]*Iroquois-Pliskin is brave and probably stupidly kinky sometimes. It's probably Volgin's fault. And a little bit Dycedarg's fault maybe, since that fucker kickstarted the dog stuff.

David is also very much wishing he had that headband on right now because having the ears and tail would really complete this moment, with Volgin whispering what a good dog he is in his ear. He keeps biting along Volgin's jaw, and down his neck, to his shoulder, matching the assault of his teeth to the thrusts of the fingers in his ass. It hurts, but it feels good and the pain just makes it feel better. Finally, reaching Volgin's shoulder, he bites down hard.
[0:32]*Yevgeny Volgin moans, and shoves his fingers as deep inside David as he can, stretching him open and filling him as much as he can in reward. "<Good, good, again,>" he whines, rubbing up against David, holding him close with his free hand on the small of his back, petting him as Volgin fingers him enthusiastically. Maybe he can fit another finger in David? Four of them, all just for stretching his boyfriend open, get him ready to be fucked silly, to lay him down on the desk and fuck all over the vitally important paperwork?

No way to know but to try!
[0:41]*Iroquois-Pliskin's nearly feral-sounding growls and snarls cut away for a moment to a whimper when Volgin pushes a fourth finger in, dry, to fingerfuck him open and fuck, fuck. Then the growling noises come back, and he bites down even hard, teeth still digging into that same spot of Volgin's shoulder. He's really trying to break the skin here, seeking out that coppery taste of blood on his mouth. God, this is so good. And to think, until a month or so ago, he was unsure about receiving anal. Now he wants Volgin's cock dry. Welp!
[0:45]*Yevgeny Volgin would love to bleed for David, come on, really put your teeth into it, lover-- Volgin is moaning and whimpering in sweet pain, still fucking Snake open, before pulling his fingers out and desperately fishing out is rock-hard cock, and moaning, "Get on it, David, beloved, ride me, I want to feel you--"
[0:54]*Iroquois-Pliskin finally makes his lover bleed, and dislodges his teeth in order to lap hungrily at the wound he's made, licking up any blood that bubbles up. At least until he's very distracted from the fingers being pulled from him, making him WHINE out of the emptiness that left behind.

Not that that'll last long, what with Volgin finally freeing his cock for David. And David, his own name on his ears, groans as he pushes himself up to bring his somewhat stretched hole to the head of his lover's cock. He wants to feel you too, Volgin, he wants it, wants it- With another, groaning whine he uses gravity to his advantage to push himself onto the head of the other man's cock until it pops into his ass and makes him whimper.
[0:58]*Yevgeny Volgin thinks being bitten to bleeding is just the best thing, and he bites Snake back on his bicep, handsome and strong and as pretty as any other part of the man. And, oh, oh-- Snake is so hot and tight, and warm, and Volgin wants to feel more of him, come on--

Volgin squirms under David, begging, "More, more, I want to fill you up, want to be so deep in you, David--"