Mr. Cliche's Room

MISTER CLICHÉ’S ROOM SCENE

Scene Context: After being led through the entire house by the charming Mister of the Mansion, our listener has inquired after him as a sexual partner. Cliché is a little taken aback, but he is a man with sexual needs as any other so he accepts. He walks her to his room in thoughtful silence. Every step closer to his door he gets nervous; it has been a long time for him without a partner to share sexual fulfillment with. What we see in him seen is an unraveling of sorts; initially he lets the nervous energy get the best of him and comes off sexually aggressive once inside the door. Afterwards, he backtracks -- almost to the polar opposite end of sexual uncertainty. It is then that he decides and asks the listener to take it slow with him, to help him awaken his passion. Through touch and sensuality, Mister Cliché is passionately reborn into a sexual being and it shuts down any doubts in his mind or that of the listeners as to why he is the caretaker of this grand house of the Insatiable Sins.

His tags: [Friends to Lovers?] [Sweet, Fiery Passion][Intense][Sensual] [Playful, laughs] Kinda [BFE] [Kissing] [Touching] [Taking it slow, at first] [Sexual Awakening] [Body Appreciation/Worship]


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It’s just around this corner here.

[Few footsteps and then the sound of the door opening.]

[Afterward you hear a faint fire crackling.]

(Welcoming, proud.) Here we are, home sweet home. (Chuckle.)

Oh yes, it’s.. Uh, very homey. (Clever but humble) Aaand if I am honest, it's a smidge bigger than the other rooms of the house, but it *does* double as an office, so … perks of being in charge! (Laughs.)

Well, I rarely abuse my power; in fact, the gents might say that I rarely *use* my power as it is. We’re all adults here - all of us centuries old… (voice starts fading out as he catches sight of her lips. Growing attraction.) so most things… just… take … care of… them--

(Sounds of passionate kissing and groping and a reaction to bumping against the wall. This goes on for several moments, as it keeps building. Think centuries of a mostly muted fire receiving a few drops of gas and the heat growing.)

(Finally we hear some moans in the kisses turn into half-hearted protests and apologies before the kiss is stopped all together.)

(Clears throat) I’m .. uh.. I’m sorry, I just got carried away. (Nervous laugh.) It’s just been so long that I got a little... overzealous. (Pause) You’re too kind, my dear lady. How about you come over here and sit on the bed with me?

[Footsteps and then sound of sitting on the bed.]

(Few moments of awkward silence.)

(At a loss sort of, but tries to stay charming) Soo… Hmm. Kind of wished I hadn’t put a halt on that rush inside the door, now. Cat’s got my tongue, it would seem. (Nervous chuckle) I can put on some music if you would like?

Hmm? (Pause and then completely adamant) Oh no! It’s nothing to do with you, *at all*!

I know it sounds like a bad line, but ‘it’s not you, it’s me.’ (Small laugh, dies out.)

(Few moments of him thinking silently.)

(Hesitant) C-can I confess something to you? (Pause.) What?! (Laughs fully) Oh, no love! My days of virginity are *far* behind me! (Laughs some more before trying again, more lifted.)

Well… the confession is that… I don’t have a particular fetish to perform for you, or please you with. (Quickly) Well what I- I mean is, for example… Pride. He has that cocky, ‘prove it to me’ angst that women seem to drool over; Envy, with his undying devotion and tenderness. And Hell, even Gluttony has it going for him with that ravenous hunger that never ends.

(Maybe apologetic, resolved.) I’m simply me.

Yes, I’m the Master of the House, not that I’d *personally* call myself the master of much, but in all honesty, I’m a man almost like any other you may find in the place you came from. Other than the little magic or power or *supernatural proclivities* running through my veins that allow me to arrest aging alongside the other men in the house, what you see is what you get.

(Hesitant again) Do you know... Cliché isn’t even my real name. In fact, I don’t even remember my name from before. Cliché was supposed to be a joke between me and the lads; after some time, it became a title. The rest is history as they say. (Proud) However, I wear it proudly, don’t mistake that. I just… in the few… private moments I’ve had like this, I find myself explaining… well *myself.* (Small laugh.)

I think you can perceive that I’m a sensual person. I couldn’t find myself (excited inhale) *surrounded* by sex, and pleasure and *desire* all day and not be affected. I can feel it. It flows through the air, and I can see it on everyone’s faces as they leave here so utterly satisfied. Bearing witness to this all, being a part of it… it’s so fulfilling… it’s so meaningful to have given myself over to this world.

(Chuckles) But, I’m not just the ringmaster here… I am very passionate about the state of the Sins and life, you’re right… all the same, I do have my *own* passions. My own needs.

My own… (low and intense) fire.

That’s as much as I can wholeheartedly offer, sweetheart, though it has been a *long* time. (Almost a whisper) Some days I’m afraid, I may have lost it. I have spent so much time in this forest, I don’t know my own tree.

(Gently) Perhaps… if you’ll allow us to go slow, I may find it again? Perhaps we can awaken it together. If... If you’re willing that is.

(A gentle kiss. A faint throaty hum of desire. Then another soft kiss.) Thank you.

To begin, would you terribly mind if I helped you to undress? As out of practice as I may be, nothing compares to the slow reveal of a woman’s body. And I can tell you’ve an exquisite body-- removing a few layers of fabric won’t change that, I am simply eager to see you with my own eyes. (Quiet chuckle.)

Nervous? (Inhale, humored exhale) I am a trifle nervous myself. Here, how about you turn your back to me?

[Bed creak.] There, the closeness is nice, don’t you think? Let’s just lift this top off over your head...

[Small moving/bed noise, then very gentle and slowish clothes rustling.]

Now if I just slip the straps of this bra off your shoulders... (Pleased noise.)

Hmm? Oh, it’s just your skin feel so good, so soft. Would you mind terribly if I just run my hands along them for a moment? Feel your skin heating under them… Yes. You enjoy it too? (Throaty noise of appreciation.) Good.

I’d forgotten how nice it feels to have a lady under hand and almost completely bare before me. (Soft chuckle.)

Well, I mean… I do have needs… but it’s nothing but (almost mocking his own curse) work, work, work around here. (Exasperated breath at the thought.) I know what you might be wondering, kitten. (Said matter of factly, simple explanation) And the answer is yes… the Sins and myself have lived together for *centuries*; it is foolish to think we’ve not explored one another’s bodies--they are *insatiable*, you know! But the company of a woman is much different.

(Repeating her question) Which Sin would I’d say is the best? (Laugh.) Why, you naughty minx! As if I would ever be caught dead as the ‘Master and Mister’ of this cock house even *suggesting* one lad outshines another!

(Proudly and with slight affection) Each of my gents offers something different to anyone they encounter, and they do it succinctly -- to compare one to the other is a fool’s errand, in that it discounts their individual charms and… *talents*.

(Delighted, soft chuckle) Oooh, you love the feeling of my fingers delving into your hair?

(Few breaths and hums and he keeps doing so.)

Mmmm… (Husky, charming) now this I can admit is one of my favorites. Oh yes, *completely*. Listening to you coo and seeing your skin prickle with goosebumps as I rake my fingertips along your scalp.  Mmmhmm.

(A few small kisses to her neck.)

Oh, I stand corrected. I thought the feel of your shoulders and neck underhand was lovely, but my lips caressing and pulling at your shoulders and neck is… deliciously *sinful* in the best sort of way. *This* is my new favorite.

(Gain confidence) Oh, yes? … is that the spot, kitten? Keep making those little noises. I’m enjoying them thoroughly.

(Groan, lips against her neck) Maybe I can pull a few more from you if I just slide my hands around your sides and up to take hold of your glorious breasts. (Almost shuddering) Pure *heaven*.

(Voice is getting breathier and more aroused has he continues to touch her, igniting their passion.)

(Whispers/Low voice) Isn’t this perfection? Nice and slow… and sensual.

(Improv soft kisses and noises of pleasure as you touch her and her responses rouse you.)

Oh wow… your breasts feel amazing, spilling into my hands. Mmm… oof… (chuckles then deep and charming) Eager to have me closer? … Good. I rather like the feel of you leaning back into me… your hands resting on my thighs, your lips parted as my hands fondle these (exhales) delectable tits, my lips exploring your shoulders.

(Heavier breathing starts, as he gets more aroused and needy.)

Mmmm, my skin is starting to feel on hot to the touch. Your bare skin against me burns so beautifully, angel. (Soft chuckle.)

Mmhmm. I love it. (Sharp intake) Ooh, my teeth… you don’t mind if I leave my mark, do you? (Groan.)

(Breathy) I’ll do it… mark you… make sure you don’t forget this special night anytime soon!

Yesss… There you are, sweetheart. (Teasing) Oh my, where are your pulling my hand t-

(Exclamation) By all that’s holy, woman!

Making me rub you over your panties… (Switched on) … You little devil…

We can both feel how damp they are.

Whew… I’m starting to feel feverish, you daring minx. (Barely contained and needy) More? Show me...

Yes, pull me tighter to you. I’ll grope your breasts, squeeze your nipples. Pressing my hand harder against your panty-clad cunt… as you - (strained) *fuck* - roll your hips, grinding your ass against my hardening cock.

Yes… keep doing it… while my fingers dive *in* to those panties…

Oh God, kitten… you’re so slick and hot… your pussy is an inferno...

(Go for a few moments as he continues to pet and grope and kiss, both enjoying their unraveling.)

(Breathless, impassioned) More… more! It’s been so long, you are a gift!

Kiss me!

(The next several moments you hear him kissing, slowly and then it becomes more fiery and hungry as it progresses.)

(Gentle, asking) Will you touch me, sweetheart? I want to feel your bare hand on my hard, naked cock.

Yes, (more desperate) please!

(Intense groans as she slips her hand inside his trousers and starts to fondle and rub him.)

Oh... my… fuck… (Sounds beside himself.) It’s so good.

I can’t… oh fuck… it’s been so long… or you’re *very* exceptional…

Hmm? Taste me? Okay, kiss me again! (Quick peck, cut off) Wh- wait, oh! Oh, you don’t have to do that, re--

[Sound of bed creak and movement and her jostled a little.]

[Rustling of zipper, clothes, movement.]

Gently, kitten! Those are my favorite trousers! (Chuckle.)

(Surprised noise) Did you just tell me to shut up and accept my fate?! (Laughs.)

I think a few of the Sins could take lessons from you, you fiery little succubus…

They’re right, you should never judge a book by its cover. (chuckles, stops to inhale, shudder.)

Okay… just for a min- (groans out rest) -ute… Oh damn… and hell fire… fuck me… your tongue!

(2-3 mins of him enjoying and steadily becoming overwhelmed as she laps at his dick. Improv.)

Uhn… Yes, do it… pleasure me, you devilish woman! Don’t stop! The fire inside is raging hot!

It’s so wicked… so good and bad! Do I taste good? Do you like how velvety and hard I feel on your tongue?

(Groans louder, almost a growls) YES! More! Devour my dick!

Oh fuck… oh fuck! You’re going to make me cum! Wait! Stop! STOP! (Breathing hard.)

[Sounds of bed, him getting up.]

(Demanding, but not harsh. Full Need.) I want your cunt, now! Lose those panties!

(A little forceful) Now lay back, it’s my turn to light your inferno. [Bed creaks.]

(Hungry cunnilingus/sucking noises, continues through speech.)

Mmm… such a magnificent pussy… hot and slick and sooo juicy.

(Teasing) Did sucking my cock do that to you?

Hmm? Got you so dripping and aching for any part of me to touch you?

God… I like to hear that… that it’s .... my body… my passion that is working your own.

(Intense and intent) I want to be your sin tonight.

(Overzealous cunnilingus noises for several moments, drive her crazy! )

(Gasp for breath, then level off...  chuckle after a few moments of teasing her by doing nothing.)

(Playful and sensual) You like the sight of my face between your legs?

Mmm… put your hand in my hair and guide me back to pleasuring you, kitten.

Just like that… pull my mouth down to that delicious cunt again. Do you want me to tease you? Just feeling my hot (audible breath/exhale), hungry breath fall over your lips… (Deep chuckle, excited noise) Oooh, you’re tightening your grip a little. You done playing? (Bites lip.) Good… I want you in my mouth again.

(Suckling and dirty talk from here on.)

Mmmnnnff! It’s been so long since I’ve had a nice, mouthwatering pussy to play with… I love snaking my tongue all over every surface of it… Mmhmm! It makes me feel so wicked… but it also feels truly divine to make a woman writhe in pleasure at my command. (Chuckles.) Don’t you agree?

I’m glad you think so! I may not be a sin in title, but I am remembering now how it feels to be oh so *sinful* from time to time…

(Small growl/groan) Yes! The sounds of a lady panting and trying not to moan too loudly, trying to remain composed… feeling her thighs tense under my fingers, her cunt leaking into my mouth…

(Breathy, needy) Feeling my dick becoming blazing hot and more engorged with every passing moment…

(Quietly) Twitching and powerful … while I I’m inches away from your desirable and soaked cunt.

Empty but … oh, so deserving though. So ready.

(Breathy) I want you. I want to be inside of you.

(Firm) Now.

You just stay there, you silly hot minx… I’m going to put myself between your legs. I going to impale with my fiery sword. (Chuckle.)

[Bed Creaks, grunts of him situating on top.]

(Constrained Groan.) Uhn… you ready?  I’m so ready, sweetheart.

(Long, loud exhale as he enters her. Breathing and grunts as he struggles to keep some control while inside her. These pleasured noises continue with lines.)

Oh …. Sweet *religion*! Oh fuck… so… so good… It’s been so long. And your pussy is paradise!

(Groans) You’re so tight...

I’d… forgotten… how it feels between the legs of a gorgeous woman…

(Gasp) Ah! Yes… grind up against me wanting it all… while I start to thrust… Oh, so devilish!

(Breathless chuckle.)

I’m aching for you, You’re so fucking hot! I feel everything! Oh- Oh fuck… it’s so intense, I may just die!

(Breathing/grunts kicks up) Do you like how I fill you completely? Yes! Squeeze me with your cunt!

(Growl) Like that! Yes! God above! My cock filling you and your nails raking at my flesh! It’s ecstasy!

(Loud growl) Your mouth too! You demon lady! You wonderful, terrible lady… yes! Bite me! Mark me back!

Uhn… more, more! It makes my dick throb inside of you!

I’ll have to keep these things covered up for a few days; if the gents see the marks your leaving, I’ll never hear the end of it! (Chuckle.)

(Loud groan/growl as she gets him again, then words between his splay of kisses.)

You lady, you’re gonna have to stop that or they’ll hear us and it won’t matter what I hide!

Oh, no… (breathy) please don’t really stop… I need you to keep going.. I need you to make me burn hotter!

(Quiet and intense) … I need you… to surrender…

(A searing kiss) Please let me take you! Let me *fuck* you. I want you to blaze for me, kitten!

[Sounds of bed creaking and her being flipped to all fours.]

(Laughs playfully) There you go, sweetheart… I like you on all fours, though I don’t think there is *any* position you could place that body in that wouldn’t test a man’s control.

Speaking of which… I’ve found my place behind you. Feel my cock head against your tight entrance?

(Groans, slight beg) Don’t do that… How wet and slick you are! I won’t be able to hold back…

(Dark almost, intense) You are too great a temptation, woman…

Oh? You want it? (Getting louder, ready to assert passion) You ready for me to take it?

Slam my raging cock inside you? (Chuckles with lust) Beg me, kitten. Beg for it.

Tell me how much you need it, tell me now! (Wait for answer) Fuck yes! Get ready, I’m not going to ease it in, I’m taking all of you! (Loud groan as he pushes all the way in, puffs air.)

Oh… so deep, all of me inside of you… so snug and tight.

Mmhmm… yes…. Moan for me, I’m gonna press you into these sheets and take you wholly…

(Groans and pants, grunts/growls as he thrusts in and out of her, passion increases!)

Yes, fuck! Yield to me! Give yourself over to me! Unlock my passion and make me cum!

Oh, you fiery goddess! Pushing back... So delightful!

(He is becoming unhinged, overwhelmed by the passion and pleasure of it all!)

You could have picked anyone… any of the gents…

(As he goes through them, it’s as if recalling centuries of witnessing the sexual experiences in this house.)

Let Lust wash you in his warmth and intensity… how you held strong, I’m not sure…

That cocky gent Pride with his daring temper… could of easily proven your sexuality superiority to him...

Could of chosen to laze about with Sloth and cuddle-fucked ‘til dawn.

(Grunting, control to prolong is waning) Lord Wrath… he would of made you his little obedient fuck-toy.

Oh! Mmm… or Gluttony… Such a morsel to dine and be devoured by… though I think I did well…

(Breathless, very breathless chuckle.)

You could of been loved and absolutely worshipped by our Envy… He would of begged for your sweet body and attention over and over again…

Or Greed. Greed would of demanded and groaned and taken everything you had to give…

(Still going but …. anchoring) But you picked me… just a man… unassuming and longing for companionship, full of deep, unrequited  passions…

You wanted to experience me. I wanted you too since I opened the door… I want to experience all of you! I want our passions to burst together… to feel our bodies consumed by our need for each other, an exciting brief eternity… please say your ready!

I need you to cum with me, sweetheart! I’m so close, I’m on fire… You’ve completely rocked me, let us rush over the edge!

Yes! That’s it! More! Push back, tighten! Make us cum!

(Improv to orgasm)

Yes, God yes, woman!

Now, that's it! I’m going to cum so hard!

Oh, fuck! Yes! Hell yes!! Give it to me, darling! Cum for me! With me! Cum with me!

(Shattering orgasm.)

(Several moments of coming down and regaining breath.)

(Sound of a small groan, as he pulls out.) [Bed Noise.] (Final exhale.) Wow. That was… unforgettable.

(Quietly and appreciative) Thank you… (Kiss.) For reminding me, I still *have* it.

(Explaining a little awkwardly) Well… I mean, for reminding me that I’m a sexual being too, not just some sort of decorative installment here. (Chuckle.)

Though that said, I should probably get back to it; the gents will be wondering where I’ve gotten off to. Not that they probably haven’t heard us… (chuckle) A nosey bunch of hens for a cock house, if you believe it.

[Sounds of laughs/chuckles outside the doors.]

(Small embarrassed/playful groan, then stern, annoyed exhale) You know what they say, no rest for the wicked. And I know (increase volume to be heard) some very wretched gents who should cease their mischief and get back to their own rooms!

[Few more chuckles and then receding footsteps.]

(Quiet chuckle.) What can you do? … Oh well. They’ll be fine for a bit without me.

I’m quite content to just lay here and bask in the feeling of my worn, spent body. My nerves still tingling and you in my arms. (Inhale/exhale) One might could say it’s almost heavenly… someone who isn’t running a house full of sin, that is. (Chuckle.)

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