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- Mako Saiban ch3
- p1
- >St. Kuritori Academy's founder,
- >Ouchi Shimari.
- >The phrase she told the students of St. Kuritori Academy in their first term was...
- >Be ( )ly
- >Now then, this became our motto.
- >Does anyone know what Ouchi-sensei said?
- >Go ahead, Daiji-san.
- >Okay.
- >Do your best, Hiromi-chan!
- >Erm~
- p2
- >Done!
- >>Be (taint)ly.
- >Waaah!
- >?
- >It's "be saintly"!!
- >I see!
- >Come with me to the director's office.
- >Okay~
- >She apparently wrote something that wasn't saintly.
- [tn: In the original JP, the correct answer is "seijoutare" (be saintly), but Hiromi writes "kakitare" (a woman who only goes on dates for sex).]
- p3
- >>Daiji Hiromi
- >>Hibu Himeko
- >Good work today!
- >You weren't shot to death this time.
- >Good for you!
- >She really raked me over the coals, though~
- >Three dumpling sisters...
- >She says "be saintly", but she keeps shooting me to death!
- >Can you call that saintly?
- >Are you talking about Asoko-san?
- >Asoko? [tn:lit. "That place". Another way of referring to a girl's you-know-what.]
- >Asoko Shizuku-san! The head of Class B!
- >The one who greeted the new students at the entrance ceremony.
- >A refined saintly girl blessed with brains and beauty.
- >Hmm.
- >...
- p4
- >...
- >Hiromi-chan, are you thinking no good thoughts again?
- >...
- >I wanna go up to Asoka-san...
- >and say "pussy"<3
- >Shot-to-death flag raised<3
- >Now that that's settled, let's strike while the iron's hot!!
- >Yeah~
- >Nay!
- >While the pussy's hot!!
- >Wah!
- >Don't run in the hallway!!
- >>Asoko Shizuku
- >>Kurido Rika
- >This the place?
- >Shizu
- >chan!!
- >D-...
- >Daiji-san? You should at least knock first.
- >Well, well.
- >I had sudden business with you.
- p5
- >I hope Hiromi-chan isn't doing anything weird~
- >One two, one two
- >Hiromi-chan?!
- >What!
- >Is this?!
- >Waaah~!!
- >>Puss~!!
- >She's an open book~
- >A-Asoko-san.
- >Rika-chan too...
- >Are you okay?
- >Himeko-chan~
- >Here!
- >This place!
- >Of course they're not okay.
- >S-Sign of life.
- >...?
- p6
- >Well she obviously wouldn't say pussy...
- >The saintly teachings call that place a "sign of life".
- >Whaat?! They don't call it a pussy?
- >Hey.
- >She went and said pussy herself...
- >DAIJI DIED
- >I thought we were gonna watch each other saying pussy!
- >So it's one shot each utterance, huh...
- >DAIJI DIED
- p7
- >Tch.
- >Sign of life my ass.
- >She's just trying to save face.
- >Right~?
- >Hime-chan.
- >...Well, doctrinally speaking, that is how you say it.
- >...Don't
- >tell me...
- >Huh?
- >Is Hime-chan...
- >upset?
- >This is awkward...
- >Ah...
- >Um,
- >Hime-chan?
- p8
- >I don't really get it, but
- >I a-pussy-ologize!!
- >You're pussy-tively right!!
- >...
- >DAIJI DIED
- p9
- >Hime-chan's Holy Tree Teachings
- >What are saints?
- >In a broad sense, it refers to those who follow the holy tree's teachings. In a more specific sense, it refers to clergymen who leave behind great achievements or renowned "tree art" researchers.
- >What are "tree arts"~?
- >They're techniques that uses the "veins" that transmit from the holy tree's roots to the earth.
- >Veins...?
- >Erm... It's something that flows underground!
- >So how are these "tree arts" used?
- >According to the teachings, it's "a power to protect life" that's used for medicine and farming. Long ago, it was apparently used as a weapon too, but it's now forbidden to use it for offense, save for special exceptions.
- >...But guns are fine?
- >Guns don't use "tree arts", after all!
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