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  1. Mako Saiban ch3
  2.  
  3. p1
  4. >St. Kuritori Academy's founder,
  5. >Ouchi Shimari.
  6. >The phrase she told the students of St. Kuritori Academy in their first term was...
  7.  
  8. >Be ( )ly
  9.  
  10. >Now then, this became our motto.
  11. >Does anyone know what Ouchi-sensei said?
  12.  
  13. >Go ahead, Daiji-san.
  14.  
  15. >Okay.
  16.  
  17. >Do your best, Hiromi-chan!
  18. >Erm~
  19.  
  20. p2
  21. >Done!
  22. >>Be (taint)ly.
  23. >Waaah!
  24. >?
  25.  
  26. >It's "be saintly"!!
  27. >I see!
  28. >Come with me to the director's office.
  29. >Okay~
  30. >She apparently wrote something that wasn't saintly.
  31. [tn: In the original JP, the correct answer is "seijoutare" (be saintly), but Hiromi writes "kakitare" (a woman who only goes on dates for sex).]
  32.  
  33. p3
  34. >>Daiji Hiromi
  35. >>Hibu Himeko
  36. >Good work today!
  37. >You weren't shot to death this time.
  38. >Good for you!
  39. >She really raked me over the coals, though~
  40. >Three dumpling sisters...
  41.  
  42. >She says "be saintly", but she keeps shooting me to death!
  43. >Can you call that saintly?
  44. >Are you talking about Asoko-san?
  45. >Asoko? [tn:lit. "That place". Another way of referring to a girl's you-know-what.]
  46.  
  47. >Asoko Shizuku-san! The head of Class B!
  48. >The one who greeted the new students at the entrance ceremony.
  49. >A refined saintly girl blessed with brains and beauty.
  50. >Hmm.
  51. >...
  52.  
  53. p4
  54. >...
  55. >Hiromi-chan, are you thinking no good thoughts again?
  56. >...
  57.  
  58. >I wanna go up to Asoka-san...
  59. >and say "pussy"<3
  60. >Shot-to-death flag raised<3
  61.  
  62. >Now that that's settled, let's strike while the iron's hot!!
  63. >Yeah~
  64. >Nay!
  65. >While the pussy's hot!!
  66. >Wah!
  67. >Don't run in the hallway!!
  68.  
  69. >>Asoko Shizuku
  70. >>Kurido Rika
  71.  
  72. >This the place?
  73.  
  74. >Shizu
  75. >chan!!
  76.  
  77. >D-...
  78. >Daiji-san? You should at least knock first.
  79. >Well, well.
  80. >I had sudden business with you.
  81.  
  82. p5
  83. >I hope Hiromi-chan isn't doing anything weird~
  84. >One two, one two
  85.  
  86. >Hiromi-chan?!
  87.  
  88. >What!
  89. >Is this?!
  90. >Waaah~!!
  91. >>Puss~!!
  92. >She's an open book~
  93.  
  94. >A-Asoko-san.
  95. >Rika-chan too...
  96. >Are you okay?
  97. >Himeko-chan~
  98. >Here!
  99. >This place!
  100. >Of course they're not okay.
  101.  
  102. >S-Sign of life.
  103.  
  104. >...?
  105.  
  106. p6
  107. >Well she obviously wouldn't say pussy...
  108. >The saintly teachings call that place a "sign of life".
  109. >Whaat?! They don't call it a pussy?
  110.  
  111. >Hey.
  112. >She went and said pussy herself...
  113. >DAIJI DIED
  114.  
  115. >I thought we were gonna watch each other saying pussy!
  116.  
  117. >So it's one shot each utterance, huh...
  118. >DAIJI DIED
  119.  
  120. p7
  121. >Tch.
  122.  
  123. >Sign of life my ass.
  124. >She's just trying to save face.
  125.  
  126. >Right~?
  127. >Hime-chan.
  128. >...Well, doctrinally speaking, that is how you say it.
  129.  
  130. >...Don't
  131. >tell me...
  132. >Huh?
  133.  
  134. >Is Hime-chan...
  135. >upset?
  136. >This is awkward...
  137. >Ah...
  138. >Um,
  139. >Hime-chan?
  140.  
  141. p8
  142. >I don't really get it, but
  143. >I a-pussy-ologize!!
  144. >You're pussy-tively right!!
  145.  
  146. >...
  147.  
  148. >DAIJI DIED
  149.  
  150. p9
  151. >Hime-chan's Holy Tree Teachings
  152.  
  153. >What are saints?
  154. >In a broad sense, it refers to those who follow the holy tree's teachings. In a more specific sense, it refers to clergymen who leave behind great achievements or renowned "tree art" researchers.
  155. >What are "tree arts"~?
  156. >They're techniques that uses the "veins" that transmit from the holy tree's roots to the earth.
  157. >Veins...?
  158. >Erm... It's something that flows underground!
  159. >So how are these "tree arts" used?
  160. >According to the teachings, it's "a power to protect life" that's used for medicine and farming. Long ago, it was apparently used as a weapon too, but it's now forbidden to use it for offense, save for special exceptions.
  161. >...But guns are fine?
  162. >Guns don't use "tree arts", after all!
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