My Little Realities: C6 - Shit Shit Shit

My Little Realities: C6 - Shit Shit Shit

>you point at it
>it looks like a giant manta ray
>floating above Ponyville
”What in tarnation is that?” exclaims Applejack
”What the hay is that thing!?” yells Rainbow Dash
>they look at you
>Twilight speaks out, saying
“I assume those aren’t friends of yours?”
>you don’t even know what it is
>looks like something out of the Covenant from Halo
”Twilight, I’ll have to say…  VERY NO.  I’ve never seen anything like it…”
>You all run out of the apartment at once
>you zoom in, looking at it
”Seems to be a ship of some kind…” you say
”Anon, this might not be the right time but I’ve been wondering what it is you’re carrying over your shoulder.” asks Rarity
”Rarity, I really hope you won’t have to witness it doing its job.” you reply,  leaving her a little perplexed
>you start heading for the ship with the little ponies trotting behind you, looking worried
”I’ll go see what’s going on over there!” yells Rainbow Dash
>she takes off, heading towards the ship
>you spot movement on the ship, what looks like an automated defense weapon barrel springs into action
”RAINBOW, GET THE FUCK DOWN NOW!”
>your yell startles her and she stops in mid air
”RAINBOW, GET BELOW THE TRE-
VWAAAAP-CRACK
>you feel the heat from where you are, through your suit
>the five ponies next to you recoil from the light and heat
>your left eye auto dims and picks up what looks like a long blast of plasma flying across the sky, a few meters where Rainbow Dash would have been if she hadn’t stopped flying
”DAAASHIE” yells Pinke Pie
”RAINBOW!” yells Applejack
>you spot something falling towards the ground, and then see some wing flaps
>they’re a little discordant, like an injured bird trying to slow its descent
”Over there! Quick”
>you yell and point towards where Dash looked like she was falling
>Fluttershy flies out, keeping under the tree tops
>you hear her yelling for help
>she found Dash
>the cyan pony isn’t blue anymore but she’s alive and not too injured
>she’s breathing, she’s got a few burns but it looks like her fur and feathers took the worst of the heat
>Rainbow coughs and comes around
”Wha-…  What happened…” she says, wincing
”That ship fired a weapon at you…  You’re lucky to be alive…  Fluttershy, see if you can take care of Dash”
>she’s already busy getting Dash more comfortable
”Whay that no good flying hunk o’ horse apples, Ah’m gonna go give ‘em a piece of mah mind” Says Applejack
>she’s really pissed
”Applejack, I don’t think that’s a good idea right now, we need to know what we’re up against” you say.
”Naw who do ya think ya are?  Ah just gone seen one o’ mah best friends almost get turned to grilled chicken, yew got no raight ta say nuttin’!  Ah’m goin’ and that’s that, no bucking alien is gonna tell me whut to do!” she replies spitefully and runs towards Ponyville
>Twilight and Pinkie Pie try to stop her but she plows right through them and charges on
>Rarity and Fluttershy are busy helping Dash, both looking bug-eyed stressed out as they make a stretcher for her
”We gotta go get her, it’s much too dangerous to blindly run in to town with that ship up there…” proposes Twilight
>Pinkie is already bouncing forward, looking pretty mean as Twilight and you run up
>you’re making a mad dash, trying to keep up
>who the fuck are you kidding, you’re not in good shape and these things are fucking horses
>the two ponies are really making good ground
>you veer off to the right, where the bushes clear up
>it’s not a quicker path as you’re making a detour, but you will have a clear line of sight with the ship and Ponyville, whereas Pinkie and Twilight make a beeline through thick brush
>you get to the clearing and you get your first good close up look at the ship
>It’s shaped somewhat like a manta ray, but with jutting angles mixing with smooth curves
>the hull is a glossy myriad of dark green and black
>apart from its obviously devastating armaments, it’s equipped with antennas and equipment you can’t identify
>a belly section of the hull retracts
>long, white, translucent tendrils reach from within and stretch towards the ground
>you’re still moving closer as you observe the ship, you’re not far now and the two mares have already reached Applejack
>they all seem to be standing still, looking up at the ship as its thin, ghostly tentacles reach down
>rape?
>you ready your rifle but are unsure of what you should aim at
>wait, not rape
>just kidnapping
>ponynapping?
>whatever
>you see a few ponies getting grabbed and pulled towards the ship
>fucking alien abductions, you want to believe
>you flick the safety off and decide the ship has had enough fun for one day
>you take a knee and let loose a few rounds into the belly of the ship, where the wispy tentacles are coming from
>have 155 grains of FUCK YOU
>you’re not sure it’s gonna do anything but it might just damage those tractah beam emittas, capt’n
>you’re rewarded with the ship’s armaments pointing straight towards you
>WELL THAT WAS A HORRIBLE FUCKING IDEA
>what you aren’t noticing is that the ponies stopped rising towards the ship
>and Twilight snapped out of her “Holy fuck that’s an alien ship abducting ponies with energy tentacles” stupor
>she begins wrestling against the wispy strands of energy with her magic
>you run like a demented Kenyan
>this huge boulder should protect you!
>you run past it, putting trees and terrain between you and it as it starts glassing the ever loving fuck out of whatever is between it and you
>shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT SHITSHITSHITSHIT
>that gray boulder now looks like a yellow and white blob that’s melting like a time lapse video of ice cream in the sun, trees are catching fire just by being close to it
>this ship and whoever is on it is FUCKING PISSED
>you go down a ravine, which should protect you pretty well
>you keep going, starting a wide circle around the ravine to an uphill that will let you come around the other side of the path Pinkie Pie and Twilight took
>your sprint has turned you into a heaving, almost asthmatic heap
>you push on, step by step, trying to walk quickly
>this is gonna take forever
>you start dreading the idea that your attack might have pissed off the aliens enough to make them attack ponyville
>however if they were abducting ponies and going through the trouble of not harming them, it probably means the aliens don’t want to kill ponies
>hopefully
>you are able to glance through the trees and spot the ship, it has turned towards you
>oh good, it’s not turning Ponyville into glass
>it seems to be keen on turning you into glass, however
>time to make like a tree and GET THE FUCK OUT
>there’s a rocky outcrop on the uphill, you spot a crevice
>hopefully they can’t see through rock
>it’s your best chance, it’s not like you’d make it very far without being turned into a new pile of carbon at the speed you’re going
>you manage to wedge down between the jutting rocks into a large crack that’s providing cover
>now you just need a deck of cards
>and some clean underwear
>you hear the trees rustle and a large gust of wind flows through your hiding spot
>this thing is moving a lot of air, apart from that it’s surprisingly quiet
>dear Omnissiah, I will forsake the flesh and join with the machine, praise be to the machine god, may the machine spirit’s wrath be appeased so this humble and unworth-
VWWWAHHHHP
CLANG
CRRUUUUUNCKR
RRRAANNNNNNNKRRR
SMASH
LOUD MACHINERY NOISES
SCREEEEEEEE
>that didn’t sound right, your semi-serious prayers to a fictitious God from a made up story/board game shouldn’t finish with what sounds like a car being thrown in a Blendtech Blender the size of a house while someone was wailing on everything with an xbox
>you manage to slowly free yourself from your tight and awkward hiding place, just enough to see something you have a hard time putting into words
>Seems like a larger, majestic Unicorn-Pegasus (Unisus?  PEGA[s]PORN[/s]CORN? Shit that ain’t right, you’ll figure out what to call it later) is engaging the massive alien ship in single combat
>and winning
>what in all that is fuck
>just when you thought you’d seen everything, this fucking happens
>the  white…  Horse pony unicorn pegasus thing is clad in golden armor, it’s flowing multicolored mane dancing behind it as it moved
>from its horn comes forth terrifying beams that rival the ship’s weapons
>each hit flares into the hull, making it warp, the deformations across the hull scream as temperature expansion and contractions rip across edges of the horse-thing’s attacks
>the ship fires time and time again at the flying horse-thing
>most hits miss, some are simply deflected by the flying, horned fucking rape machine’s own beams
>the ship suddenly aileron rolls, dodging another violent beam and making an escape
>damn even damaged that thing can haul ass
>it sonic booms on its ascent well before the cloud line
>you extricate yourself from the crevice and half slide, half fall to solid ground
>is it over?
>you lie on your back and lay there in post-adrenaline exhaustion
>you hear hooves in the distance
>mahniggas.olg
>the large, white flying horned horse descends not far from you
>you hear Twilight yell out “Princess Celestia”
>mental note: princesses in pony land are not to be fucked with
>you slowly get up
>you hear something armored collapse
>you see “Princess Celestia” on the ground, her armor deformed and melted on the edges, her white fur black in some spots
>aw shit looks like the battle was pretty rough, for both sides
>that pony Princess totally kicked that thing’s ass sideways, though, it’ll probably have cool battle scars to show off
>you slowly make your way towards Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Applejack in a bit of a zombie state, you’re tired as fuck
>as you stumble like a drunken five year old towards them, you hear Twilight calling Celestia, who seems to be waking up
>she sits up and her armor disappears, leaving her wounds exposed and a slightly damaged set of golden jewelry; crown, chest piece and fancy horse shoes
>she seems to have become shorter, now just a large pony
>you guess she is a pony and not a horse thing
"Princess Celestia, I was so worried, are you okay?" says Twilight
>Pinkie Pie has been looking more silent and morose than you've seen her be since you got here
>that pink one worries you a little
"My faithful student...  I assure you, this looks worse than it truly is.  I'm am not that badly injured"
"Anon, you're alive!" yells Pinkie
>you feel pretty good, it's the first time anyone has said that with a happy and relieved face
"I think..." you reply
"So...  Princess Celestia was it?" you say, turning to the Princess, a little unsure of how to approach the regal pony who's been staring at you for a few seconds
>you decide to get on one knee before she takes offense to your lowly peasant presence or something
"If I may, your Highness, I am Anon and I offer my assistance"
>she seems more surprise by the kneeling and the polite talk than she does of your strange appearance
"Anon, please stand.  I see you are acquainted with the kind Pinkie and my student Twilight.  I thank you for your selfless actions; you drew the ship away and allowed me to drive the craft from Equestria”
”Please, your Highness; I merely attempted to disable the ship’s ability to kidnap ponies. I believe you courageously defeated the craft…” you reply, feeling a little under the spotlight
”Most humble of you, and you may call me Celestia.  Twilight, your performance was exemplary, I am very proud of you.” She says, regaining her composure as she stands up
”Now, we should tend to anypony in need of assistance” she continues
>Applejack runs in and skids to a halt
”Princess Celestia, are yew alraight?  Seemed like that craft was puttin’ up a faight som’thin’ fierce…” she says.  Celestia simply nods and smiles reassuringly
>Applejack turns to Twilight, Pinkie and you saying
“Ah’m sorry ah ran towards that ship like that...  Ah really tried tah bite off more than ah could chew that time…”
”It’s okay Applejack, I wanted to take a bite out of that ship too, it kinda looks like a really big colored caramel twisted taffy pretzel from where I was” says Pinkie
>ppffpptpfppffpfffttttt.avi
”Rairity and Fluttershy got ta the hospital just fine tew, Rainbow’s not hurt bad ay-tall.  Just a little shook up and singed around tha edges”
”Oh, Anon, I got that spell I needed while I was in my library.  After we reached Applejack when the craft attacked, I teleported to my library where I had Spike send a letter to Celestia, found the spell and then teleported back here with Pinkie while Applejack was helping out some of the townspony” says Twilight
”You did all that?  I had practically forgotten about the spell you mentioned…” you reply, stunned
”Checklists are amazing!” beams Twilight, a scroll having appeared from nowhere
“Pinkie Pie, Applejack, I’d be thankful if you accompanied the Princess to the hospital while I go help Anon with his bio-kit” she then says
>the princess raises an eyebrow but simply nods and starts to walk off towards Ponyville with her escort
>you hear Pinkie Pie start filling her in, Applejack butting in here and there whenever Pinkie starts going off on a tangent
>you sigh heavily, feeling like you can finally breathe now after all the excitement
>you go back to zombie walking, following Twilight
>she prattles on a little but you’re really out of it and you kinda zone out
>you pop back to reality when you nearly trip over the step where your apartment floor begins
”Here Anon, this won’t take long at all, I just need a minute or so”
”That’s cool” you say, busying yourself by sitting down
>oh my the floor is comfortable today
>you nod off as she’s opening a few scrolls and readying from two books that are floating around her