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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- www.OpenSubtitles.org
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- Doris likes
- mine just the way it is.
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- 00:00:41,025 --> 00:00:43,360
- I told you to stop
- talkin' to me 'bout that.
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- 00:00:43,393 --> 00:00:44,361
- Why the hell you do
- 5
- 00:00:44,394 --> 00:00:45,997
- somethin' like that to your kid?
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- 00:00:46,030 --> 00:00:48,331
- I was that way,
- my daddy's that way.
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- 00:00:48,365 --> 00:00:50,333
- My daddy's daddy's that way.
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- 00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:52,870
- And it's sanitary.
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- 00:00:54,038 --> 00:00:56,007
- It's a goddamn myth.
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- 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:57,340
- It looks good too.
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- 00:00:57,374 --> 00:00:59,043
- Just ask Charlene.
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- 00:00:59,076 --> 00:01:01,045
- Charlene don't know shit.
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- 00:01:01,078 --> 00:01:03,214
- Circumcision cuts off
- 1,000 nerve endings
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- 00:01:03,247 --> 00:01:04,714
- and some kinda
- natural lubricant.
- 15
- 00:01:04,748 --> 00:01:07,384
- Now that'll make fuckin'
- Charlene actually tolerable.
- 16
- 00:01:08,718 --> 00:01:10,221
- Why does everybody do it then?
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- 00:01:11,388 --> 00:01:13,523
- Well some guy who
- invented Corn flakes.
- 18
- 00:01:13,557 --> 00:01:15,026
- Probably to keep kids
- from masturbatin'.
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- 00:01:15,059 --> 00:01:20,031
- C'mon.
- 20
- 00:01:22,399 --> 00:01:23,868
- That him?
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- 00:01:23,901 --> 00:01:27,905
- Yeah, the blood trail
- leads that way, let's go.
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- 00:01:44,588 --> 00:01:45,923
- Whoa, what the?
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- 00:01:47,091 --> 00:01:49,927
- You think
- a deer did this?
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- 00:01:49,961 --> 00:01:53,396
- Deer?
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- 00:01:53,430 --> 00:01:54,598
- What the hell?
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- 00:01:55,766 --> 00:01:57,101
- I do not know.
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- 00:02:03,107 --> 00:02:05,243
- Whoa.
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- 00:02:05,276 --> 00:02:06,310
- What is that?
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- 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:11,082
- - Did you hear that?
- - What?
- 30
- 00:02:11,115 --> 00:02:12,449
- - By the trees.
- - Nope.
- 31
- 00:02:16,653 --> 00:02:19,623
- Oh jeez, there's
- more than one.
- 32
- 00:02:19,656 --> 00:02:21,292
- So we grab that thing and split.
- 33
- 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,095
- Could be worth money.
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- 00:02:30,801 --> 00:02:31,501
- Oh shit.
- 35
- 00:02:37,975 --> 00:02:40,610
- This isn't how the
- gypsy said I'd go.
- 36
- 00:04:28,119 --> 00:04:29,887
- The universe is endless.
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- 00:04:31,288 --> 00:04:33,590
- Cold and impartial.
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- 00:04:35,592 --> 00:04:38,763
- We exist because we
- fought to be here.
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- 00:04:41,265 --> 00:04:42,933
- The universe gave us a chance.
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- 00:04:44,101 --> 00:04:49,106
- We grabbed hold, planted
- our flag in the ground
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- 00:04:49,807 --> 00:04:50,474
- and said, "We belong."
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- 00:04:52,443 --> 00:04:55,112
- Survival is fought for.
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- 00:04:58,149 --> 00:05:00,284
- Right now ladies and gentlemen,
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- 00:05:01,452 --> 00:05:05,322
- we are on a decaying
- planet of our own doing.
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- 00:05:06,623 --> 00:05:07,958
- Well one day, Earth
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- 00:05:10,294 --> 00:05:11,128
- will die
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- 00:05:12,296 --> 00:05:17,301
- and we as a species will
- need to find
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- 00:05:17,968 --> 00:05:18,836
- a new home.
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- 00:05:20,971 --> 00:05:24,275
- Now greedy corporations and
- their puppets in Congress
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- 00:05:24,308 --> 00:05:26,110
- are only speeding things up,
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- 00:05:26,143 --> 00:05:28,479
- so that's why we must act now!
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- 00:05:31,148 --> 00:05:33,117
- Invest in a Stars
- with Skaggs project
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- 00:05:33,150 --> 00:05:35,286
- for intergalactic travel.
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- 00:05:35,319 --> 00:05:38,456
- Together, we can discover
- unknown pockets of the universe
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- 00:05:38,489 --> 00:05:42,960
- and need mankind to a new
- pine-fresh home.
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- 00:05:42,993 --> 00:05:46,530
- Your money will make
- for a better universe!
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- 00:05:51,001 --> 00:05:51,836
- Hi, Kenneth.
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- 00:05:53,170 --> 00:05:54,004
- Hi.
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- 00:05:54,038 --> 00:05:55,638
- What the hell are you doing?
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- 00:05:55,672 --> 00:05:59,642
- I was just rehearsing
- for a future presentation
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- 00:05:59,676 --> 00:06:02,880
- for my space travel
- company Stars with Skaggs.
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- 00:06:04,048 --> 00:06:06,183
- That's the dumbest
- thing I've ever heard.
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- 00:06:07,717 --> 00:06:09,820
- Have you tested the equipment?
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- 00:06:09,854 --> 00:06:11,822
- I started to.
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- 00:06:11,856 --> 00:06:13,824
- I have a lecture in 30 minutes
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- 00:06:13,858 --> 00:06:17,727
- and the sound must be
- an echo to the senses.
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- 00:06:19,530 --> 00:06:20,364
- Right.
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- 00:06:21,398 --> 00:06:23,033
- And have you
- replaced the bulbs?
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- 00:06:24,535 --> 00:06:26,504
- You didn't say anything
- about replacing the bulbs.
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- 00:06:26,537 --> 00:06:28,339
- I sent you an email last night
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- 00:06:28,372 --> 00:06:29,840
- and I know you were
- on your computer
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- 00:06:29,874 --> 00:06:31,575
- because of your
- masturbation problem.
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- 00:06:32,877 --> 00:06:34,378
- I wouldn't call it problem.
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- 00:06:35,212 --> 00:06:36,547
- Then where are my bulbs?
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- Yeah okay, I'll
- get right on it.
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- 00:06:42,052 --> 00:06:44,721
- And the log report: stay
- late and finish it, okay?
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- 00:06:46,390 --> 00:06:48,526
- Actually Kenneth, I can't.
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- It's my birthday today
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- and my friends and
- I are goin' on...
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- 00:06:51,896 --> 00:06:55,065
- I don't care about
- your birthday, okay?!
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- You're my assistant and
- you're supposed to assist me.
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- 00:06:57,734 --> 00:06:59,203
- So do you wanna keep your job
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- 00:06:59,236 --> 00:07:02,239
- or do you wanna drink Mai
- Tais with your friends?
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- 00:07:07,244 --> 00:07:08,579
- - Mai Tais.
- - Huh?
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- 00:07:10,414 --> 00:07:13,117
- Oh I'm sorry, was that
- not an echo to the senses?
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- 00:07:15,119 --> 00:07:16,086
- Mai Tais.
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- 00:07:18,422 --> 00:07:19,924
- Have a good lecture, Kenneth.
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- 00:07:22,593 --> 00:07:23,594
- Hey, wait!
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- 00:07:23,627 --> 00:07:25,396
- - Come here.
- - Whoa, ow.
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- 00:07:25,429 --> 00:07:27,231
- God, unhand me.
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- 00:07:27,264 --> 00:07:28,599
- Give that to me, you.
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- 00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:33,270
- You will never work in
- a planetarium again!
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- 00:07:38,776 --> 00:07:40,743
- - Jesus, interesting.
- - Hey, hey.
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- 00:07:40,778 --> 00:07:41,612
- The coat.
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- 00:07:44,481 --> 00:07:45,282
- Coat?
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- 00:07:45,316 --> 00:07:47,251
- Here's your coat.
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- 00:07:47,284 --> 00:07:48,118
- Huh, huh?
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- Hey, pick it up.
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- 00:07:53,624 --> 00:07:54,792
- - C'mon.
- - Yeah, okay.
- 100
- 00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:57,962
- But I'm leavin' it there.
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- 00:07:57,995 --> 00:07:59,096
- Thank you!
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- 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,101
- Oh shit.
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- 00:08:04,134 --> 00:08:06,170
- - Hi. Oh oh, I'm sorry.
- - Oh jeez.
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- 00:08:07,504 --> 00:08:09,440
- - Pardon me. Sorry, Tracy.
- - Watch it, man.
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- 00:08:09,473 --> 00:08:10,441
- Got a lotta momentum.
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- - I'll see ya.
- - Bye, Brian.
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- Never.
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- Oh my god.
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- 00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:20,517
- What the?
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- 00:08:21,986 --> 00:08:23,153
- You gotta be fuckin'.
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- 00:08:23,187 --> 00:08:24,788
- Fuck my life.
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- 00:08:24,822 --> 00:08:26,523
- You fucking fuckface.
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- 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:30,861
- Not you.
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- 00:09:06,530 --> 00:09:08,832
- I don't need to
- stand anymore, right?
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- 00:09:08,866 --> 00:09:10,834
- - Cheese.
- - No, you're good.
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- 00:09:10,868 --> 00:09:13,003
- We were not
- in-sync on that one.
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- 00:09:13,037 --> 00:09:16,173
- - No.
- - No.
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- 00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:18,709
- - Ooh, but it's adorable.
- - Ooh.
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- 00:09:21,545 --> 00:09:23,714
- Hey, all right.
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- 00:09:24,715 --> 00:09:25,849
- Thanks.
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- 00:09:25,883 --> 00:09:27,351
- - Alex.
- - Stop!
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- 00:09:27,384 --> 00:09:29,186
- - Thank you.
- - Just a little.
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- 00:09:30,387 --> 00:09:33,524
- - To Brian's birthday!
- - Here, here.
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- 00:09:33,557 --> 00:09:36,860
- And to the last Leonid
- meteor shower together.
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- 00:09:36,894 --> 00:09:38,028
- What, the last?
- 126
- 00:09:38,062 --> 00:09:40,064
- Yeah, the last
- year of college.
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- 00:09:40,097 --> 00:09:42,032
- We might not have time
- to make a yearly trip
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- 00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:43,734
- once our careers take off.
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- 00:09:44,902 --> 00:09:46,370
- We could always find time.
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- 00:09:46,403 --> 00:09:48,038
- I don't know, man.
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- 00:09:48,072 --> 00:09:50,708
- You'll be busy blowin'
- shit up at NASA.
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- 00:09:50,741 --> 00:09:53,043
- I'll be savin' lives in the OR.
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- 00:09:53,077 --> 00:09:56,747
- Jess fighting
- deforestation in Guatemala.
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- 00:09:56,781 --> 00:09:57,748
- Alex?
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- 00:09:58,749 --> 00:10:00,384
- - Well Alex might be free.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:10:01,952 --> 00:10:03,220
- Hey, Louis.
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- 00:10:03,253 --> 00:10:05,389
- You know, I'm really
- disappointed in you.
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- 00:10:05,422 --> 00:10:07,391
- This is our thing, man.
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- 00:10:07,424 --> 00:10:10,427
- This has been our thing since
- we were in elementary school.
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- 00:10:12,764 --> 00:10:14,231
- The real world can't
- take that away.
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- 00:10:14,264 --> 00:10:17,401
- My dad
- says the real world
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- 00:10:17,434 --> 00:10:20,070
- is an unforgiving
- thief of happiness.
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- 00:10:20,104 --> 00:10:23,107
- And knowing my
- dad, I believe it.
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- 00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:26,243
- Well, I hereby
- declare this not be
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- 00:10:26,276 --> 00:10:28,245
- the last Leonid meteor shower,
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- 00:10:28,278 --> 00:10:30,280
- but a yearly continuation
- until the day we die.
- 147
- 00:10:30,314 --> 00:10:31,949
- And I concur.
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- 00:10:31,982 --> 00:10:33,584
- Yay.
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- 00:10:33,617 --> 00:10:34,418
- Duke it.
- 150
- 00:10:34,451 --> 00:10:35,586
- Yup, yup.
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- 00:10:35,619 --> 00:10:37,121
- - What, what yeah!
- - Oh.
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- 00:10:38,622 --> 00:10:42,292
- - Lest we forget.
- - To our yearly meteor break!
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- 00:10:42,326 --> 00:10:43,594
- I would live to come, you guys.
- 154
- 00:10:43,627 --> 00:10:45,764
- Oh Frederick, how
- are you darling?
- 155
- 00:10:45,797 --> 00:10:48,265
- But if I don't take care of
- my plants, who's going to?
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- 00:10:48,298 --> 00:10:49,266
- This year is bad.
- 157
- 00:10:49,299 --> 00:10:51,101
- We can't have little Olaf
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- 00:10:51,135 --> 00:10:52,970
- freezing his little
- butt off, can we?
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- 00:10:54,972 --> 00:10:56,273
- Hey man, yeah.
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- 00:10:56,306 --> 00:11:01,145
- Things have been a
- little, you know.
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- 00:11:01,813 --> 00:11:03,815
- Yes!
- 162
- 00:11:08,318 --> 00:11:10,154
- Yeah, this year is bad.
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- 00:11:10,187 --> 00:11:12,322
- Yo Brian, d'you see this shit?
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- 00:11:12,356 --> 00:11:14,793
- 20, motherfucker.
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- 00:11:14,826 --> 00:11:16,126
- - 21.
- - No no no no.
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- 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,461
- Fuck, man.
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- 00:11:17,494 --> 00:11:18,629
- You fuckin'. No no, you
- ain't takin' that shit.
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- 00:11:18,662 --> 00:11:19,463
- Dude, this year's bad.
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- 00:11:19,496 --> 00:11:20,631
- No, no.
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- 00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:21,665
- No!
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- 00:11:21,698 --> 00:11:22,666
- Faster, people.
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- 00:11:22,699 --> 00:11:23,967
- We're on a deadline.
- 173
- 00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:24,968
- Can you bring that
- tree over here?
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- 00:11:25,002 --> 00:11:26,470
- What are you doing?
- 175
- 00:11:26,503 --> 00:11:28,338
- I told you 15 minutes ago,
- that's not how you do that.
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- 00:11:28,372 --> 00:11:29,473
- You guys, we're
- opening the garden.
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- 00:11:29,506 --> 00:11:30,674
- This year is bad.
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- 00:11:30,707 --> 00:11:32,476
- C'mon, bring the plant.
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- 00:11:32,509 --> 00:11:33,812
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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- 00:11:33,845 --> 00:11:34,978
- Ow.
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- 00:11:35,012 --> 00:11:36,480
- All right,
- 182
- 00:11:36,513 --> 00:11:37,481
- so we're just gonna have
- to make a small incision.
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- 00:11:37,514 --> 00:11:38,649
- It's gonna be about two inches.
- 184
- 00:11:38,682 --> 00:11:39,983
- - Incision?
- - Shh shh shh.
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- 00:11:40,017 --> 00:11:41,820
- It's better if you
- don't speak, 'kay?
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- 00:11:41,853 --> 00:11:42,686
- This year's bad.
- 187
- 00:11:44,354 --> 00:11:47,491
- Oh shit.
- 188
- 00:11:47,524 --> 00:11:50,829
- How's my ass look from
- back there, guys?
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- 00:11:50,862 --> 00:11:51,662
- This year's bad, man.
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- 00:11:51,695 --> 00:11:52,496
- This year's bad.
- 191
- 00:11:52,529 --> 00:11:53,832
- Oh, fuck!
- 192
- 00:11:53,865 --> 00:11:55,666
- Oh, do you feel cool
- with your chainsaws?
- 193
- 00:11:55,699 --> 00:11:56,868
- I wish I could be there,
- 194
- 00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:58,035
- but I'm in the middle
- of saving the forest.
- 195
- 00:11:58,068 --> 00:11:59,403
- This year's bad.
- 196
- 00:12:02,874 --> 00:12:05,008
- My mother
- was right about you!
- 197
- 00:12:07,044 --> 00:12:08,545
- This year's bad.
- 198
- 00:12:10,047 --> 00:12:13,083
- Dude, last night
- was fuckin' epic.
- 199
- 00:12:14,551 --> 00:12:15,719
- This year's bad.
- 200
- 00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:24,561
- This year's good.
- 201
- 00:13:16,948 --> 00:13:18,282
- "Happy birthday, son.
- 202
- 00:13:18,315 --> 00:13:20,284
- "Your mother and I
- could not be more proud.
- 203
- 00:13:20,317 --> 00:13:23,086
- "30 years old with your
- eyes still on the prize.
- 204
- 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,588
- "Don't let it bother
- you that Elon Musk
- 205
- 00:13:24,621 --> 00:13:28,993
- "sold his first company for
- $300 million at the age of 26.
- 206
- 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,595
- "Your mother just informed me
- 207
- 00:13:31,628 --> 00:13:33,096
- "that I shouldn't have
- written that last part,
- 208
- 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:36,935
- "but I'm using pen and don't
- have time to buy another card.
- 209
- 00:13:36,968 --> 00:13:38,268
- "Just know that we love you
- 210
- 00:13:38,302 --> 00:13:39,938
- "and enjoy this gift
- with your friends.
- 211
- 00:13:39,971 --> 00:13:40,772
- "I did a little research.
- 212
- 00:13:40,805 --> 00:13:42,639
- "It's Elon's favorite."
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- 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,108
- Aww, dad.
- 214
- 00:13:45,142 --> 00:13:50,147
- Gonna get...
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- 00:13:50,647 --> 00:13:51,448
- Hello?
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- 00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:10,969
- You didn't say
- shit to me, all right?
- 217
- 00:14:11,002 --> 00:14:12,804
- I mean it's not like you.
- 218
- 00:14:12,837 --> 00:14:15,305
- I thought you knew.
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- 00:14:15,339 --> 00:14:17,140
- No baby, I swear.
- 220
- 00:14:17,174 --> 00:14:18,709
- I swear we had
- this conversation.
- 221
- 00:14:20,677 --> 00:14:22,312
- 'Cause all of you didn't.
- 222
- 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,983
- Oh surprise, man.
- 223
- 00:14:25,016 --> 00:14:26,516
- I was gonna surprise you.
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- 00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:27,517
- I thought you knew.
- 225
- 00:14:29,219 --> 00:14:31,154
- - Surprise me?
- - No, that's...
- 226
- 00:14:31,188 --> 00:14:32,322
- Are you kidding me?
- 227
- 00:14:32,356 --> 00:14:33,657
- What kinda fucking
- surprise is that?
- 228
- 00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:34,993
- You leave me alone for
- those little monsters?
- 229
- 00:14:35,026 --> 00:14:36,660
- - I told you last month.
- - No, you didn't.
- 230
- 00:14:36,693 --> 00:14:37,996
- I did.
- 231
- 00:14:38,029 --> 00:14:39,329
- You never help me anyway
- 232
- 00:14:39,363 --> 00:14:41,498
- and now you suddenly disappear
- and you leave me alone
- 233
- 00:14:41,531 --> 00:14:43,166
- to go drink with your
- high school buddies.
- 234
- 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,501
- I am alone in this.
- 235
- 00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:47,839
- Well, I'm here.
- 236
- 00:14:47,872 --> 00:14:49,007
- Hello?
- 237
- 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:49,874
- Hello?
- 238
- 00:14:53,243 --> 00:14:55,345
- Brian Skaggs!
- 239
- 00:14:55,379 --> 00:14:58,850
- Has it seriously been since
- my magical wedding day?
- 240
- 00:14:58,883 --> 00:15:00,517
- - Hug me.
- - Yay!
- 241
- 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:04,354
- How's LA, man?
- 242
- 00:15:04,388 --> 00:15:05,188
- Buildin' rockets yet?
- 243
- 00:15:05,222 --> 00:15:07,357
- Yeah, I mean almost.
- 244
- 00:15:07,391 --> 00:15:09,093
- I'm goin' through
- the right steps.
- 245
- 00:15:10,061 --> 00:15:12,229
- How's Maggie and the twins?
- 246
- 00:15:12,262 --> 00:15:14,564
- - That was her on the phone.
- - Yeah?
- 247
- 00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:15,532
- Claims that I didn't tell her
- 248
- 00:15:15,565 --> 00:15:17,035
- I was leaving for the weekend.
- 249
- 00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:17,869
- I told her.
- 250
- 00:15:17,902 --> 00:15:21,204
- I totally told her.
- 251
- 00:15:21,238 --> 00:15:23,407
- She's still recovering
- from the episiotomy,
- 252
- 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,909
- so she's a little.
- 253
- 00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:29,379
- The doctors made a
- slit in her perineum,
- 254
- 00:15:29,413 --> 00:15:31,214
- the space between
- the vagina and anus,
- 255
- 00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:33,885
- so post partum sex is.
- 256
- 00:15:33,918 --> 00:15:35,552
- Yeah.
- 257
- 00:15:35,585 --> 00:15:37,387
- And the twins, I love them.
- 258
- 00:15:37,421 --> 00:15:40,223
- - Yeah?
- - But then I think, do I
- 259
- 00:15:40,257 --> 00:15:42,559
- or am I just saying that
- because it's expected of me?
- 260
- 00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:44,896
- It's just you know,
- I need structure
- 261
- 00:15:44,929 --> 00:15:47,065
- and babies give fuck
- all about structure.
- 262
- 00:15:47,098 --> 00:15:48,398
- They're anti-structure.
- 263
- 00:15:48,432 --> 00:15:51,102
- Chaos in diapers,
- but I love them.
- 264
- 00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:54,072
- Everyone says I should.
- 265
- 00:15:54,105 --> 00:15:55,773
- They just make me
- a little.
- 266
- 00:16:00,812 --> 00:16:02,446
- - Jesus.
- - Oh yeah.
- 267
- 00:16:02,479 --> 00:16:04,414
- Not what you see on
- the Christmas cards.
- 268
- 00:16:08,953 --> 00:16:10,420
- Old wiring.
- 269
- 00:16:10,454 --> 00:16:12,456
- Speakin' of old wiring,
- how's your love life?
- 270
- 00:16:12,489 --> 00:16:13,623
- Was that a dick joke?
- 271
- 00:16:17,327 --> 00:16:19,596
- Holy shit, Maggie never
- lets me touch this stuff.
- 272
- 00:16:19,629 --> 00:16:20,464
- This stuff is good.
- 273
- 00:16:21,631 --> 00:16:23,266
- Well, my dick.
- 274
- 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,602
- Thank you for
- asking, by the way,
- 275
- 00:16:25,635 --> 00:16:29,439
- continues to be dry and lonely.
- 276
- 00:16:29,473 --> 00:16:33,978
- My game is of the
- non-LeBron variety.
- 277
- 00:16:35,312 --> 00:16:36,948
- Well, maybe this
- time you can finish
- 278
- 00:16:36,981 --> 00:16:39,117
- what you tried to start
- with Jess eight years ago.
- 279
- 00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:41,152
- Jess, what?
- 280
- 00:16:41,185 --> 00:16:42,954
- No, get outta town.
- 281
- 00:16:42,987 --> 00:16:44,122
- Jess?
- 282
- 00:16:44,155 --> 00:16:45,123
- Please.
- 283
- 00:16:45,156 --> 00:16:46,791
- We're just friends, dawg.
- 284
- 00:16:46,824 --> 00:16:47,691
- Naw, naw.
- 285
- 00:16:51,162 --> 00:16:52,130
- Are you having a stroke?
- 286
- 00:16:54,999 --> 00:16:56,000
- Speak of the devil.
- 287
- 00:17:00,004 --> 00:17:01,505
- Screw you, Maggie.
- 288
- 00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:11,182
- Happy escape from
- the womb day, old man.
- 289
- 00:17:21,058 --> 00:17:22,526
- - Hi, Jess.
- - Hey.
- 290
- 00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:24,061
- Jess, look at you bringin' me
- 291
- 00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:29,332
- a handsome hipster in a Tesla.
- 292
- 00:17:29,366 --> 00:17:32,335
- Now, this is a farm!
- 293
- 00:17:32,369 --> 00:17:35,705
- A little red barn, a ducky pond,
- 294
- 00:17:35,739 --> 00:17:37,507
- a cabin.
- 295
- 00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:39,709
- I love it here.
- 296
- 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:47,018
- Brian, my soulmate's mate.
- 297
- 00:17:47,051 --> 00:17:50,554
- Brian, Jess has told me so much.
- 298
- 00:17:50,587 --> 00:17:54,192
- Brian: brilliant engineer,
- 299
- 00:17:54,225 --> 00:17:56,560
- best of friend.
- 300
- 00:17:56,593 --> 00:17:58,863
- This is my boyfriend, Zachary.
- 301
- 00:17:58,896 --> 00:18:01,199
- - Your boyfriend?
- - Louis.
- 302
- 00:18:01,232 --> 00:18:05,036
- Louis, Jess has told me so much.
- 303
- 00:18:05,069 --> 00:18:10,041
- Louis: brilliant
- surgeon, best of friend.
- 304
- 00:18:10,074 --> 00:18:11,209
- He's a people person.
- 305
- 00:18:11,242 --> 00:18:13,410
- This place is bahupada.
- 306
- 00:18:15,246 --> 00:18:16,247
- Is that Hindi?
- 307
- 00:18:17,248 --> 00:18:19,749
- Did I just speak Hindi?
- 308
- 00:18:19,784 --> 00:18:21,718
- Sorry.
- 309
- 00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,386
- Lived in West
- Bengal for two years
- 310
- 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:26,224
- bringing irrigation
- technology to the dry lands.
- 311
- 00:18:26,257 --> 00:18:28,759
- Sometimes I just slip
- right back into it.
- 312
- 00:18:29,927 --> 00:18:30,761
- Right.
- 313
- 00:18:32,096 --> 00:18:33,563
- Lemme show you where
- you're gonna put your bag.
- 314
- 00:18:33,597 --> 00:18:34,631
- Namaste, Louis.
- 315
- 00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:37,567
- Love you.
- 316
- 00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:38,568
- Love you.
- 317
- 00:18:38,602 --> 00:18:40,104
- Brian.
- 318
- 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,108
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 319
- 00:18:48,112 --> 00:18:49,247
- Missed you.
- 320
- 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,249
- Yeah, it's crazy
- that we're back here.
- 321
- 00:18:51,282 --> 00:18:52,582
- Yeah, finally.
- 322
- 00:18:52,616 --> 00:18:53,918
- I guess y'all just
- couldn't pass up
- 323
- 00:18:53,951 --> 00:18:55,920
- the opportunity to
- watch me wither and die.
- 324
- 00:18:55,953 --> 00:18:58,588
- - 'Cause you're 30.
- - 'Cause I'm 30.
- 325
- 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:04,929
- Zachary is...
- 326
- 00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:06,931
- Oh yeah, he couldn't
- wait to meet you
- 327
- 00:19:06,964 --> 00:19:09,267
- 'cause I've just been
- goin' on and on about you.
- 328
- 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,102
- Oh, on and on.
- 329
- 00:19:11,135 --> 00:19:13,271
- He's the head
- of our non-profit.
- 330
- 00:19:13,304 --> 00:19:15,940
- - He's your boss?
- - He's my boss.
- 331
- 00:19:15,973 --> 00:19:17,975
- A Tiki bar?!
- 332
- 00:19:18,009 --> 00:19:20,945
- I love Polynesian culture!
- 333
- 00:19:20,978 --> 00:19:22,612
- He's excitable.
- 334
- 00:19:22,646 --> 00:19:24,282
- So tell me about you.
- 335
- 00:19:24,315 --> 00:19:26,449
- Last I heard, you were
- working at a planetarium.
- 336
- 00:19:26,483 --> 00:19:28,953
- Yes, I was doing that.
- 337
- 00:19:28,986 --> 00:19:30,021
- But I outgrew that.
- 338
- 00:19:31,155 --> 00:19:33,291
- - Did you quit?
- - No.
- 339
- 00:19:33,324 --> 00:19:34,959
- - No no no no no.
- - Jesus, Brian.
- 340
- 00:19:34,992 --> 00:19:36,294
- Yeah, I did.
- 341
- 00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:37,494
- But look.
- 342
- 00:19:37,527 --> 00:19:39,462
- D'you ever finish
- anything you start?
- 343
- 00:19:39,496 --> 00:19:41,498
- What've I never finished?
- 344
- 00:19:47,004 --> 00:19:47,504
- Hey.
- 345
- 00:19:50,674 --> 00:19:52,176
- Take your time.
- 346
- 00:19:55,379 --> 00:19:59,150
- Uh oh, hide the
- women and children.
- 347
- 00:19:59,183 --> 00:20:01,185
- That enough beer?
- 348
- 00:20:01,218 --> 00:20:02,053
- No.
- 349
- 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,689
- Like we never left.
- 350
- 00:20:15,532 --> 00:20:16,666
- Cool if I VenMo You?
- 351
- 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:17,534
- For what?
- 352
- 00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,404
- These tickets to a shit show.
- 353
- 00:20:37,721 --> 00:20:39,522
- Alice, come look at this.
- 354
- 00:20:39,556 --> 00:20:41,192
- Chum.
- 355
- 00:20:41,225 --> 00:20:43,693
- You're really gonna
- make me call you that?
- 356
- 00:20:43,727 --> 00:20:46,529
- If you wanna catch a shark,
- you gotta chum the waters.
- 357
- 00:20:46,563 --> 00:20:48,366
- Oh, we're not after a shark
- 358
- 00:20:48,399 --> 00:20:50,533
- and we're in the
- middle of the country.
- 359
- 00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,203
- Same logic applies.
- 360
- 00:20:52,236 --> 00:20:53,703
- Fine, Chum.
- 361
- 00:20:53,737 --> 00:20:54,571
- Look at this.
- 362
- 00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:04,748
- It's blood.
- 363
- 00:21:05,950 --> 00:21:08,886
- It's like staring
- into the cosmos.
- 364
- 00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,755
- Blood cells were stars.
- 365
- 00:21:12,589 --> 00:21:14,392
- It's kinda pretty
- 366
- 00:21:14,425 --> 00:21:16,927
- the way you put that
- all sciency and poetic.
- 367
- 00:21:19,096 --> 00:21:20,563
- Usually I trek alone.
- 368
- 00:21:20,597 --> 00:21:22,565
- Apparently I need a smartypants
- 369
- 00:21:22,599 --> 00:21:24,068
- do to their non-human
- nature of the job.
- 370
- 00:21:24,101 --> 00:21:26,070
- What's worth all this debt?
- 371
- 00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:27,772
- Don't matter what it is.
- 372
- 00:21:27,805 --> 00:21:29,940
- What matters is our
- employer wants it back.
- 373
- 00:21:29,974 --> 00:21:31,242
- So you're here to
- make sense of things
- 374
- 00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:33,077
- so that I can eliminate things.
- 375
- 00:21:45,456 --> 00:21:46,457
- It's so beautiful.
- 376
- 00:21:47,491 --> 00:21:49,927
- So goddamn beautiful.
- 377
- 00:21:53,297 --> 00:21:55,632
- To Brian, a
- brilliant gentleman.
- 378
- 00:21:55,665 --> 00:21:57,435
- And relentless panty-dropper.
- 379
- 00:21:57,468 --> 00:21:59,270
- Adjective and a noun.
- 380
- 00:22:00,637 --> 00:22:01,772
- - Brian.
- - To Brian.
- 381
- 00:22:05,509 --> 00:22:08,112
- Let's get drunk!
- 382
- 00:22:11,182 --> 00:22:13,451
- Getting old sucks.
- 383
- 00:22:13,484 --> 00:22:16,487
- Suddenly hydration has
- become very important.
- 384
- 00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:27,865
- People
- call me a sir now.
- 385
- 00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:30,868
- Do I look like a sir?
- 386
- 00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:33,003
- Know what I hate?
- 387
- 00:22:34,671 --> 00:22:36,307
- Nose hairs.
- 388
- 00:22:36,340 --> 00:22:37,842
- I'll tell 'em,
- 389
- 00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:39,676
- "I'm a sir in the sheets
- 390
- 00:22:40,511 --> 00:22:43,814
- "and a mister on the streets."
- 391
- 00:22:43,848 --> 00:22:48,319
- And hemorrhoids,
- those also suck.
- 392
- 00:22:48,352 --> 00:22:52,323
- I say shit like, "The kids,"
- and "You call that music?
- 393
- 00:22:52,356 --> 00:22:53,858
- "I call that noise."
- 394
- 00:22:53,891 --> 00:22:57,694
- I watched Fox News
- once and I liked it.
- 395
- 00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:00,663
- Like I know they
- supposed to droop,
- 396
- 00:23:00,697 --> 00:23:03,834
- but it's like my
- balls drop twice.
- 397
- 00:23:03,868 --> 00:23:06,070
- I feel wasted.
- 398
- 00:23:10,574 --> 00:23:14,378
- You had like one beer.
- 399
- 00:23:14,411 --> 00:23:16,013
- He doesn't really
- drink that much
- 400
- 00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:17,515
- and I told him when
- we get together,
- 401
- 00:23:17,548 --> 00:23:20,084
- we're total lushes and he
- didn't wanna be left out.
- 402
- 00:23:22,219 --> 00:23:24,522
- I feel like I can see my face
- 403
- 00:23:24,555 --> 00:23:27,057
- wavin' to me from another state.
- 404
- 00:23:28,225 --> 00:23:29,059
- Like a
- 405
- 00:23:31,228 --> 00:23:32,695
- state of Wyoming.
- 406
- 00:23:32,729 --> 00:23:35,366
- Hello, face from
- Wyoming.
- 407
- 00:23:35,399 --> 00:23:38,701
- I usually shit on guys
- like ZDogg over here,
- 408
- 00:23:38,735 --> 00:23:41,539
- but somehow this
- motherfucker makes it work.
- 409
- 00:23:41,572 --> 00:23:43,207
- Pound it.
- 410
- 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,375
- Beer pound!
- 411
- 00:23:44,408 --> 00:23:46,410
- - Beer pound.
- - Beer pound.
- 412
- 00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:50,881
- Oh, oh.
- 413
- 00:23:50,915 --> 00:23:52,216
- - Brian.
- - Fuck, I'm sorry.
- 414
- 00:23:52,249 --> 00:23:53,384
- Brian Brian Brian Brian.
- 415
- 00:23:53,417 --> 00:23:54,552
- Here, here, come here.
- 416
- 00:23:54,585 --> 00:23:56,053
- Oh no, please
- don't touch me, man.
- 417
- 00:23:56,086 --> 00:23:57,221
- No no no no.
- 418
- 00:23:57,254 --> 00:23:58,721
- Just help me
- pick the best one.
- 419
- 00:23:58,756 --> 00:24:00,224
- Yeah, I really don't think
- I'm qualified for that.
- 420
- 00:24:00,257 --> 00:24:01,225
- Okay, see look.
- 421
- 00:24:01,258 --> 00:24:03,060
- In this one, I'm
- not fully erect,
- 422
- 00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:04,428
- but I like my facial expression.
- 423
- 00:24:04,461 --> 00:24:07,398
- However, in this
- one I'm rock solid,
- 424
- 00:24:07,431 --> 00:24:09,233
- but what am I
- doin' with my lips?
- 425
- 00:24:09,266 --> 00:24:12,403
- Oh yeah, no you got
- a landing strip there.
- 426
- 00:24:12,436 --> 00:24:14,071
- Yeah, man.
- 427
- 00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:15,573
- That's tough.
- 428
- 00:24:15,606 --> 00:24:18,275
- I think probably the
- second one with the lips.
- 429
- 00:24:18,309 --> 00:24:19,109
- Improve it.
- 430
- 00:24:19,143 --> 00:24:19,944
- You could do that.
- 431
- 00:24:19,977 --> 00:24:20,778
- You're right.
- 432
- 00:24:20,811 --> 00:24:22,079
- Stellar cock.
- 433
- 00:24:22,112 --> 00:24:23,614
- I know, right?
- 434
- 00:24:23,647 --> 00:24:24,949
- All right, number two.
- 435
- 00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:28,953
- So Jess likes that
- type of thing, huh?
- 436
- 00:24:28,986 --> 00:24:29,787
- No.
- 437
- 00:24:29,820 --> 00:24:30,788
- No, god not Jess.
- 438
- 00:24:32,957 --> 00:24:35,759
- Ooh we're cool, right?
- 439
- 00:24:35,793 --> 00:24:39,964
- I mean, dicks are just dicks
- and pics are just pics.
- 440
- 00:24:41,498 --> 00:24:43,801
- Yeah whatever, man.
- 441
- 00:24:45,469 --> 00:24:46,804
- It's all yours, Bri-town.
- 442
- 00:24:48,639 --> 00:24:50,307
- Oh shit, my dick was out.
- 443
- 00:24:55,646 --> 00:24:57,181
- Putting her down for that one.
- 444
- 00:24:59,316 --> 00:25:02,453
- Never have I ever
- gotten a B in school.
- 445
- 00:25:02,486 --> 00:25:03,988
- Nope.
- 446
- 00:25:05,522 --> 00:25:07,958
- What, never got a B in school?
- 447
- 00:25:07,992 --> 00:25:10,494
- Never got an A
- either.
- 448
- 00:25:10,527 --> 00:25:12,463
- Really haven't got with it.
- 449
- 00:25:12,496 --> 00:25:13,797
- In my school, we just
- did for participation.
- 450
- 00:25:13,831 --> 00:25:14,632
- We had no grades.
- 451
- 00:25:14,665 --> 00:25:16,300
- Okay okay okay.
- 452
- 00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:20,537
- Never have I ever used
- grape jelly as a lubricant.
- 453
- 00:25:22,706 --> 00:25:24,508
- And it worked "grape"
- 454
- 00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:28,479
- You know that's a
- recipe for UTI, right?
- 455
- 00:25:28,512 --> 00:25:29,980
- - Okay Bri, Bri.
- - To the kidneys and the liver
- 456
- 00:25:30,014 --> 00:25:31,315
- and it can cause
- some serious damage.
- 457
- 00:25:31,348 --> 00:25:32,483
- Your turn.
- 458
- 00:25:32,516 --> 00:25:33,317
- - Oh, Brian's turn.
- - Brian's turn.
- 459
- 00:25:33,350 --> 00:25:34,318
- ♪ Birthday Bri time ♪
- 460
- 00:25:34,351 --> 00:25:35,185
- ♪ Birthday Brian ♪
- 461
- 00:25:35,219 --> 00:25:36,153
- ♪ It's Brian's birthday ♪
- 462
- 00:25:36,186 --> 00:25:38,489
- ♪ Get on the Brian train ♪
- 463
- 00:25:38,522 --> 00:25:39,657
- Choo choo!
- 464
- 00:25:39,690 --> 00:25:41,158
- You go go go
- go, say something.
- 465
- 00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:42,359
- Say something.
- 466
- 00:25:44,061 --> 00:25:46,497
- Never have I ever sent
- a dick pic to someone
- 467
- 00:25:46,530 --> 00:25:48,499
- while my girlfriend
- was in the next room.
- 468
- 00:25:48,532 --> 00:25:51,068
- Finger
- comin' down, drinkin'.
- 469
- 00:25:55,406 --> 00:25:57,007
- No, I'm not drinkin'.
- 470
- 00:25:57,041 --> 00:25:58,175
- Well this went downhill fast.
- 471
- 00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,343
- What?
- 472
- 00:25:59,376 --> 00:26:01,178
- - Oh whoa.
- - What is that?
- 473
- 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:05,182
- - What the hell just happened?
- - Oh, did I blackout already?
- 474
- 00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:06,350
- It's just
- a power outage.
- 475
- 00:26:06,383 --> 00:26:08,185
- From what?
- 476
- 00:26:08,218 --> 00:26:09,853
- Guys, there's something
- wrong with my phone.
- 477
- 00:26:09,887 --> 00:26:11,722
- I mean what could do that?
- 478
- 00:26:12,890 --> 00:26:13,891
- Take out our phones.
- 479
- 00:26:15,225 --> 00:26:16,060
- Here.
- 480
- 00:26:16,894 --> 00:26:18,529
- I don't know.
- 481
- 00:26:18,562 --> 00:26:20,864
- It could be an energy not
- confined to a local force,
- 482
- 00:26:20,898 --> 00:26:23,233
- so it's something non-linear
- 483
- 00:26:23,267 --> 00:26:26,704
- that would allow
- aperiodic behaviors.
- 484
- 00:26:26,737 --> 00:26:29,206
- That sorta behavior
- is no longer acceptable
- 485
- 00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:30,407
- In a dating world.
- 486
- 00:26:31,442 --> 00:26:33,377
- I'm talkin' about
- multiple stable states;
- 487
- 00:26:33,410 --> 00:26:34,411
- symmetry-breaking
- 488
- 00:26:36,747 --> 00:26:37,581
- chaos.
- 489
- 00:26:38,749 --> 00:26:41,051
- Well, I imagine all
- scientific theories
- 490
- 00:26:41,085 --> 00:26:43,921
- are better expanded upon
- with the lights back on.
- 491
- 00:26:43,954 --> 00:26:45,923
- Yeah, the fuse box
- is in the garage.
- 492
- 00:26:48,592 --> 00:26:50,561
- All right, who
- wants to go with me?
- 493
- 00:26:50,594 --> 00:26:52,596
- I'll go with you, bro.
- 494
- 00:26:53,765 --> 00:26:56,734
- - Fantastic.
- - Fantastic,
- 495
- 00:26:56,768 --> 00:26:57,769
- indeed.
- 496
- 00:26:59,103 --> 00:27:00,270
- What the fuck, Bri?
- 497
- 00:27:00,304 --> 00:27:01,572
- You totally threw
- me under the bus.
- 498
- 00:27:01,605 --> 00:27:02,740
- Yeah?
- 499
- 00:27:02,774 --> 00:27:04,241
- Well, that's how we
- do things in Bri-Town.
- 500
- 00:27:04,274 --> 00:27:05,409
- What?
- 501
- 00:27:05,442 --> 00:27:06,744
- Fuck.
- 502
- 00:27:06,778 --> 00:27:10,247
- Your parents voted
- for Bush?
- 503
- 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,250
- Hey, look you're
- cheating on my best friend.
- 504
- 00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:15,252
- So don't try to take the
- moral high-ground now.
- 505
- 00:27:15,285 --> 00:27:17,421
- Sending dick pics
- isn't cheating.
- 506
- 00:27:17,454 --> 00:27:19,089
- It's like sending
- out your resume
- 507
- 00:27:19,123 --> 00:27:20,792
- while you still have a job.
- 508
- 00:27:20,825 --> 00:27:23,795
- I'm not actively working
- for another company.
- 509
- 00:27:23,828 --> 00:27:27,097
- That's actively
- looking for another job.
- 510
- 00:27:27,131 --> 00:27:30,300
- - That's pre-cheating.
- - Pre meaning before.
- 511
- 00:27:30,334 --> 00:27:31,770
- Before cheating.
- 512
- 00:27:31,803 --> 00:27:33,103
- Before.
- 513
- 00:27:33,137 --> 00:27:35,105
- Well you better
- get outta my way
- 514
- 00:27:35,139 --> 00:27:38,942
- before I make a fist
- and pre-punch you.
- 515
- 00:27:38,976 --> 00:27:42,814
- Hey if Jess leaves
- me because of this,
- 516
- 00:27:42,847 --> 00:27:44,982
- I will pre-find
- out where you live
- 517
- 00:27:45,015 --> 00:27:47,819
- and I will pre-ruin your life.
- 518
- 00:27:48,986 --> 00:27:50,154
- Yeah?
- 519
- 00:27:50,187 --> 00:27:52,322
- Well I'll have pre-set
- booby traps waiting.
- 520
- 00:27:52,356 --> 00:27:53,991
- And I'll have predicted that.
- 521
- 00:27:54,024 --> 00:27:55,993
- - Pre-fuck you.
- - Pre-fuck you, man.
- 522
- 00:27:56,026 --> 00:27:57,327
- - Pre-fuck you.
- - I'll pre-fuck you.
- 523
- 00:27:57,361 --> 00:27:58,996
- - No.
- - Pre-fuck you.
- 524
- 00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:04,501
- To be continued.
- 525
- 00:28:09,706 --> 00:28:11,975
- Hey, you all right?
- 526
- 00:28:12,009 --> 00:28:14,344
- I don't know
- why I'm surprised.
- 527
- 00:28:14,378 --> 00:28:17,147
- I chose Zach for the same
- reason I chose every guy.
- 528
- 00:28:17,181 --> 00:28:18,348
- Knew it wouldn't last.
- 529
- 00:28:19,683 --> 00:28:22,186
- Yeah 'cause you've always
- been in love with Brian.
- 530
- 00:28:23,855 --> 00:28:25,689
- Brian, what?
- 531
- 00:28:25,722 --> 00:28:26,825
- Get outta town.
- 532
- 00:28:26,858 --> 00:28:28,392
- We're just friends, dawg.
- 533
- 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:30,829
- Nah.
- 534
- 00:28:30,862 --> 00:28:32,162
- Okay.
- 535
- 00:28:39,703 --> 00:28:41,205
- Stuff really that bad for you?
- 536
- 00:28:42,874 --> 00:28:43,842
- I don't know.
- 537
- 00:28:45,877 --> 00:28:48,545
- I think I just got caught up
- in what was expected of me.
- 538
- 00:28:49,580 --> 00:28:50,882
- Never had that problem.
- 539
- 00:28:55,586 --> 00:28:56,420
- Chaos.
- 540
- 00:28:57,254 --> 00:28:59,389
- Strange burn pattern.
- 541
- 00:29:01,759 --> 00:29:04,394
- It was a ghost of Bush/Cheney.
- 542
- 00:29:06,730 --> 00:29:07,531
- What was that?
- 543
- 00:29:07,564 --> 00:29:08,365
- Did you hear that?
- 544
- 00:29:08,398 --> 00:29:09,868
- Yeah.
- 545
- 00:29:09,901 --> 00:29:12,369
- All right, maybe we
- should get the fuck.
- 546
- 00:29:21,411 --> 00:29:22,914
- You were saying?
- 547
- 00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:30,420
- Jess, Jess.
- 548
- 00:29:30,454 --> 00:29:31,421
- Come on, right now.
- 549
- 00:29:31,455 --> 00:29:32,256
- - Life or death, let's go.
- - What?
- 550
- 00:29:32,289 --> 00:29:33,090
- We're leaving.
- 551
- 00:29:33,123 --> 00:29:34,391
- Come on, let's go.
- 552
- 00:29:36,593 --> 00:29:37,394
- Ow.
- 553
- 00:29:38,930 --> 00:29:39,730
- Fuck you.
- 554
- 00:29:39,764 --> 00:29:40,597
- Fuck all of you.
- 555
- 00:29:44,268 --> 00:29:45,770
- What the hell was that?
- 556
- 00:29:47,104 --> 00:29:48,438
- We mighta seen a monster.
- 557
- 00:29:49,941 --> 00:29:52,242
- Pretty damn sure that I'm
- not the bad guy around here.
- 558
- 00:29:54,779 --> 00:29:57,247
- I mean I bring food to starving
- people around the world.
- 559
- 00:30:02,286 --> 00:30:03,253
- Not cool.
- 560
- 00:30:03,287 --> 00:30:04,121
- Leave my shit.
- 561
- 00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:09,159
- C'mon, c'mon.
- 562
- 00:30:20,637 --> 00:30:21,471
- Zach!
- 563
- 00:30:30,647 --> 00:30:31,950
- - Fuck!
- - Jesus, he's cut.
- 564
- 00:30:31,983 --> 00:30:33,650
- - What the?
- - Don't fall asleep, okay?
- 565
- 00:30:33,684 --> 00:30:37,487
- - Stay with me, Bri.
- - Oh wow, disgusting.
- 566
- 00:30:37,521 --> 00:30:39,289
- Landline!
- 567
- 00:30:39,323 --> 00:30:40,324
- Stay with
- me, don't fall asleep.
- 568
- 00:30:40,357 --> 00:30:41,625
- Portable.
- 569
- 00:30:41,658 --> 00:30:42,827
- Don't fall
- asleep on me, okay?
- 570
- 00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:43,627
- Why does it have
- to be the portable?
- 571
- 00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:45,128
- Stay with me.
- 572
- 00:30:45,162 --> 00:30:46,296
- There's blood everywhere.
- 573
- 00:30:46,330 --> 00:30:47,464
- We need to get him
- to the hospital.
- 574
- 00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:48,967
- - Jess, we don't even know what's.
- - Now!
- 575
- 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:49,801
- Now, help me.
- 576
- 00:30:49,834 --> 00:30:50,634
- Help me.
- 577
- 00:30:52,336 --> 00:30:53,972
- Watch it you're already
- hurting.
- 578
- 00:30:54,005 --> 00:30:55,672
- - Louis, c'mon.
- - Whoa.
- 579
- 00:30:55,706 --> 00:30:56,841
- I ain't goin' out there.
- 580
- 00:30:56,874 --> 00:30:57,674
- Look at him.
- 581
- 00:30:57,708 --> 00:30:58,977
- Look at those marks.
- 582
- 00:30:59,010 --> 00:31:00,310
- Please don't be that
- preachy coward character
- 583
- 00:31:00,344 --> 00:31:01,813
- that annoys everyone.
- 584
- 00:31:01,846 --> 00:31:05,682
- They always die first and I
- don't want you to die, buddy.
- 585
- 00:31:05,716 --> 00:31:06,516
- Okay?
- 586
- 00:31:07,684 --> 00:31:09,854
- Okay.
- 587
- 00:31:11,688 --> 00:31:13,323
- - I wanna go in the car.
- - All right, c'mon.
- 588
- 00:31:13,357 --> 00:31:14,993
- It's okay, you're gonna be okay.
- 589
- 00:31:16,193 --> 00:31:17,862
- - You're gonna make it.
- - Okay.
- 590
- 00:31:17,895 --> 00:31:18,830
- Now get in the back.
- 591
- 00:31:18,863 --> 00:31:20,497
- - Shit.
- - What?
- 592
- 00:31:20,530 --> 00:31:22,666
- Should we grab some roadies?
- 593
- 00:31:22,699 --> 00:31:24,334
- Dude, he is dying.
- 594
- 00:31:24,368 --> 00:31:26,004
- Get in the back seat.
- 595
- 00:31:26,037 --> 00:31:27,537
- - You first.
- - Oh, no no no.
- 596
- 00:31:30,207 --> 00:31:32,043
- All right, all right.
- 597
- 00:31:33,377 --> 00:31:35,178
- Watch your foot.
- 598
- 00:31:37,214 --> 00:31:39,182
- It's just the brake.
- 599
- 00:31:39,216 --> 00:31:40,852
- What?
- 600
- 00:31:40,885 --> 00:31:43,520
- - Shit.
- - What the fuck was that?
- 601
- 00:31:43,553 --> 00:31:45,056
- - My god.
- - What, why?
- 602
- 00:31:47,091 --> 00:31:48,358
- I have to poop.
- 603
- 00:31:48,392 --> 00:31:49,693
- I have to poop
- when I get nervous.
- 604
- 00:31:49,726 --> 00:31:51,561
- Battery's fried.
- 605
- 00:31:51,595 --> 00:31:53,363
- What's wrong
- with your car, man?
- 606
- 00:31:53,397 --> 00:31:54,899
- - Well shit.
- - Alex?
- 607
- 00:31:56,901 --> 00:31:57,701
- You stay there.
- 608
- 00:31:57,734 --> 00:31:58,535
- Stay there, okay?
- 609
- 00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:00,737
- We'll be right back.
- 610
- 00:32:03,775 --> 00:32:05,910
- My hog seems to have
- met the same fate.
- 611
- 00:32:07,244 --> 00:32:09,713
- That's exactly what
- the fusebox looked like.
- 612
- 00:32:09,746 --> 00:32:13,717
- I always imagine me and her
- goin' out at the same time.
- 613
- 00:32:13,751 --> 00:32:17,220
- Wind in my hair, butt-naked
- as I drive off the edge of a-.
- 614
- 00:32:18,122 --> 00:32:20,557
- Did you hear that?
- 615
- 00:32:20,590 --> 00:32:22,259
- - Back inside.
- - Back inside.
- 616
- 00:32:23,260 --> 00:32:25,897
- C'mon, let's go.
- 617
- 00:32:25,930 --> 00:32:27,397
- He's okay, he's okay.
- 618
- 00:32:27,431 --> 00:32:28,900
- Just put him on
- the coffee table.
- 619
- 00:32:30,768 --> 00:32:32,937
- Okay, get the.
- 620
- 00:32:32,970 --> 00:32:34,105
- Louis, help!
- 621
- 00:32:36,140 --> 00:32:37,741
- Oh my god, anytime!
- 622
- 00:32:40,444 --> 00:32:42,947
- - Oh god.
- - You're gonna be okay.
- 623
- 00:32:42,980 --> 00:32:44,748
- Why's he touching me?
- 624
- 00:32:44,782 --> 00:32:46,084
- No, don't touch me.
- 625
- 00:32:46,117 --> 00:32:47,752
- Okay, we need to get
- the power back on
- 626
- 00:32:47,785 --> 00:32:49,754
- so we can charge the
- phone and call for help.
- 627
- 00:32:49,787 --> 00:32:51,254
- Okay, is there a generator?
- 628
- 00:32:51,288 --> 00:32:52,422
- In the shed.
- 629
- 00:32:52,456 --> 00:32:54,291
- - Okay, let's go.
- - Wait, I mean.
- 630
- 00:32:55,793 --> 00:32:57,095
- The shed, it's outside.
- 631
- 00:32:57,128 --> 00:32:58,930
- - It's in the dark.
- - Yeah, take your flashlight.
- 632
- 00:32:58,963 --> 00:33:00,098
- Right, yeah.
- 633
- 00:33:00,131 --> 00:33:01,966
- No, that's exactly
- what I was thinking.
- 634
- 00:33:01,999 --> 00:33:05,268
- Louis while we're doin'
- that outside in the dark,
- 635
- 00:33:05,302 --> 00:33:08,605
- - you stop the bleeding.
- - No no no, I'm not sure.
- 636
- 00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:10,307
- - What?
- - I'm not sure.
- 637
- 00:33:13,677 --> 00:33:14,946
- Dude, what the fuck?
- 638
- 00:33:14,979 --> 00:33:16,114
- Just gimme a minute.
- 639
- 00:33:16,147 --> 00:33:17,815
- We don't have a minute, Louis.
- 640
- 00:33:19,150 --> 00:33:20,283
- Come on, dude.
- 641
- 00:33:20,317 --> 00:33:21,786
- - You're amazing.
- - Okay okay okay.
- 642
- 00:33:21,819 --> 00:33:23,788
- It's okay.
- 643
- 00:33:29,526 --> 00:33:30,995
- I see.
- 644
- 00:33:31,028 --> 00:33:33,330
- Yeah, the problem appears
- to be these three cuts.
- 645
- 00:33:34,165 --> 00:33:35,133
- No shit.
- 646
- 00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:36,299
- Can you stop the bleeding?
- 647
- 00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:39,469
- - Who, me?
- - You, yeah.
- 648
- 00:33:39,503 --> 00:33:40,337
- Yeah.
- 649
- 00:33:44,008 --> 00:33:45,143
- - I'm not a surgeon.
- - You're not a surgeon.
- 650
- 00:33:45,176 --> 00:33:46,510
- - I'm not a surgeon.
- - You're not a surgeon?
- 651
- 00:33:46,543 --> 00:33:47,979
- I found out in medical school
- 652
- 00:33:48,012 --> 00:33:49,479
- I didn't have the
- stomach for it.
- 653
- 00:33:49,513 --> 00:33:51,983
- Blood makes me
- queasy as fuck.
- 654
- 00:33:52,016 --> 00:33:53,818
- You're not a surgeon?
- 655
- 00:33:53,851 --> 00:33:55,019
- I'm an optometrist.
- 656
- 00:33:55,052 --> 00:33:55,987
- Christ, Louis.
- 657
- 00:33:56,020 --> 00:33:57,320
- He doesn't need an eye exam.
- 658
- 00:33:57,354 --> 00:33:58,189
- I've got this.
- 659
- 00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:00,825
- What?
- 660
- 00:34:00,858 --> 00:34:02,492
- - What's he doing?
- - Be gentle.
- 661
- 00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:13,838
- Okay.
- 662
- 00:34:13,871 --> 00:34:16,207
- Brian.
- 663
- 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,674
- You don't gotta look.
- 664
- 00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:19,010
- But you gotta hold
- these wounds together
- 665
- 00:34:19,043 --> 00:34:20,211
- while I glue them, okay?
- 666
- 00:34:21,045 --> 00:34:21,879
- Now, bro!
- 667
- 00:34:22,746 --> 00:34:24,048
- Okay okay okay.
- 668
- 00:34:29,086 --> 00:34:29,887
- Yeah, that's good.
- 669
- 00:34:29,921 --> 00:34:31,354
- That's good.
- 670
- 00:34:31,388 --> 00:34:32,190
- - No, I'm not ready.
- - No, I don't wanna look.
- 671
- 00:34:32,223 --> 00:34:33,024
- I don't wanna look.
- 672
- 00:34:33,057 --> 00:34:35,193
- I don't wanna look.
- 673
- 00:34:35,226 --> 00:34:38,062
- Alex, where did
- you learn to do this?
- 674
- 00:34:39,263 --> 00:34:40,097
- Coachella.
- 675
- 00:34:41,565 --> 00:34:43,733
- - Okay, good job.
- - We're gonna go.
- 676
- 00:34:43,768 --> 00:34:44,568
- Bye.
- 677
- 00:34:44,601 --> 00:34:45,870
- Really.
- 678
- 00:34:45,903 --> 00:34:47,205
- Pullin' it together literally.
- 679
- 00:35:00,617 --> 00:35:03,054
- Am I keeping it
- steady enough for you?
- 680
- 00:35:03,087 --> 00:35:04,588
- Yes, thank you.
- 681
- 00:35:04,621 --> 00:35:07,091
- Well, you been staring
- into that microscope
- 682
- 00:35:07,124 --> 00:35:08,558
- for a while instead of engaging
- 683
- 00:35:08,592 --> 00:35:10,727
- in time-passing conversation.
- 684
- 00:35:10,761 --> 00:35:12,063
- At least throw me a bone.
- 685
- 00:35:14,765 --> 00:35:15,565
- The blood.
- 686
- 00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:16,733
- It's the cells.
- 687
- 00:35:16,767 --> 00:35:18,735
- They're giving off
- an electrical charge.
- 688
- 00:35:18,769 --> 00:35:20,938
- You say that like you
- admire the creature.
- 689
- 00:35:22,273 --> 00:35:25,076
- I just like the opportunity
- to understand it better.
- 690
- 00:35:25,109 --> 00:35:27,245
- The deeper you try to
- understand something,
- 691
- 00:35:27,278 --> 00:35:28,946
- the more gray area
- you're gonna unlock.
- 692
- 00:35:28,980 --> 00:35:30,915
- Gray area equals hesitation.
- 693
- 00:35:30,948 --> 00:35:33,951
- Hesitation gets us all fucked.
- 694
- 00:35:33,985 --> 00:35:35,786
- Sounds like my
- last relationship.
- 695
- 00:35:37,955 --> 00:35:39,290
- Damn Wendy, you're funny
- 696
- 00:35:40,457 --> 00:35:41,625
- but you're also naive.
- 697
- 00:35:43,127 --> 00:35:45,629
- That device in the wrong hands
- does neither of us a service.
- 698
- 00:35:46,630 --> 00:35:47,999
- Mama wants to get paid too.
- 699
- 00:35:49,967 --> 00:35:52,602
- Well I could better
- understand what we're tracking
- 700
- 00:35:52,636 --> 00:35:54,105
- if I knew more about the device.
- 701
- 00:35:54,138 --> 00:35:55,973
- That's above both
- our pay grades,
- 702
- 00:35:56,807 --> 00:35:58,943
- but you saw the corpses.
- 703
- 00:35:58,976 --> 00:36:00,677
- Whatever it is, we
- need to stop it.
- 704
- 00:36:03,147 --> 00:36:04,782
- Just tell me about that monster.
- 705
- 00:36:04,815 --> 00:36:05,950
- Honey, let's
- stop for a second.
- 706
- 00:36:05,983 --> 00:36:07,952
- - Why's that?
- - Because it glowed.
- 707
- 00:36:07,985 --> 00:36:09,787
- Oh, of course it did.
- 708
- 00:36:09,820 --> 00:36:10,955
- The cuts on Zachary's chest.
- 709
- 00:36:10,988 --> 00:36:12,290
- Well, I believe
- you saw something.
- 710
- 00:36:12,323 --> 00:36:14,325
- I'm just not ready to
- go full-monster yet.
- 711
- 00:36:19,830 --> 00:36:20,998
- Okay, we're good.
- 712
- 00:36:21,032 --> 00:36:22,800
- Just try not to pass out on me
- 713
- 00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:24,668
- before we get the power back on.
- 714
- 00:36:26,503 --> 00:36:28,306
- Jess, that was eight years ago
- 715
- 00:36:28,339 --> 00:36:30,808
- and look I was nervous
- because I have.
- 716
- 00:36:30,841 --> 00:36:33,311
- Yeah and that led to gin shots.
- 717
- 00:36:33,344 --> 00:36:35,346
- Gin is a vile nemesis.
- 718
- 00:36:37,181 --> 00:36:38,481
- D'you ever wonder
- what would've happened
- 719
- 00:36:38,515 --> 00:36:40,851
- if you hadn't passed
- out that night?
- 720
- 00:36:42,887 --> 00:36:44,989
- Ah, all right.
- 721
- 00:36:45,022 --> 00:36:49,160
- - Voila.
- - Jesus.
- 722
- 00:36:49,193 --> 00:36:51,528
- - Does it still work?
- - I don't see why not.
- 723
- 00:36:54,231 --> 00:36:56,033
- Pull it like
- someone in their 20s.
- 724
- 00:37:00,037 --> 00:37:01,671
- All right, here we go.
- 725
- 00:37:01,705 --> 00:37:02,840
- All right, here we go.
- 726
- 00:37:02,873 --> 00:37:04,008
- - Oh god.
- - Shit.
- 727
- 00:37:04,041 --> 00:37:05,709
- I think it's outta gas.
- 728
- 00:37:07,577 --> 00:37:09,847
- Maybe we can siphon some fuel.
- 729
- 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:10,881
- Zachary's car!
- 730
- 00:37:10,915 --> 00:37:12,549
- - Electric.
- - Ah, shit.
- 731
- 00:37:12,582 --> 00:37:13,384
- Right.
- 732
- 00:37:13,417 --> 00:37:14,251
- Damn you, Elon.
- 733
- 00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,022
- Oh, Alex has a
- gas-guzzling hog.
- 734
- 00:37:18,055 --> 00:37:21,359
- - Okay, what do we do?
- - Grab that.
- 735
- 00:37:21,392 --> 00:37:22,860
- Okay.
- 736
- 00:37:22,893 --> 00:37:24,362
- You know, I should've
- stayed in Miami.
- 737
- 00:37:24,395 --> 00:37:25,562
- Maggie and the kids.
- 738
- 00:37:26,764 --> 00:37:28,933
- My sweet, sweet,
- sweet wife and kids.
- 739
- 00:37:30,267 --> 00:37:31,268
- Success.
- 740
- 00:37:33,237 --> 00:37:35,039
- Is he going to live?
- 741
- 00:37:35,072 --> 00:37:36,740
- I'm not a doctor.
- 742
- 00:37:37,741 --> 00:37:38,575
- What are you?
- 743
- 00:37:39,777 --> 00:37:40,577
- Thirsty.
- 744
- 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:43,914
- Right there.
- 745
- 00:37:54,258 --> 00:37:55,426
- Why'd you lie?
- 746
- 00:37:59,096 --> 00:38:00,730
- I didn't mean to.
- 747
- 00:38:00,765 --> 00:38:03,733
- Just lied once to buy some time,
- 748
- 00:38:03,768 --> 00:38:04,935
- then again to buy a little more
- 749
- 00:38:04,969 --> 00:38:06,237
- and before you know it, I was...
- 750
- 00:38:06,270 --> 00:38:09,106
- You got a Technicolor
- Dreamcoat made of lies
- 751
- 00:38:09,140 --> 00:38:13,077
- and everyone's all, "Damn,
- that's a fuckin' nice coat."
- 752
- 00:38:13,110 --> 00:38:15,813
- And you're like, "Damn right,
- this shit's snakeskin."
- 753
- 00:38:17,114 --> 00:38:19,950
- But you know it's salamander.
- 754
- 00:38:24,621 --> 00:38:26,991
- Optometry is a noble profession.
- 755
- 00:38:28,492 --> 00:38:32,263
- You know they say the eyes
- are the window to the soul,
- 756
- 00:38:32,296 --> 00:38:36,133
- so that makes you a soul doctor.
- 757
- 00:38:37,634 --> 00:38:39,970
- What the fuck
- does that even mean?
- 758
- 00:38:41,505 --> 00:38:43,274
- I think you're a little
- more qualified for this one.
- 759
- 00:38:43,307 --> 00:38:44,275
- I'm not.
- 760
- 00:38:44,308 --> 00:38:45,309
- What's that supposed to mean?
- 761
- 00:38:45,342 --> 00:38:46,310
- Well, you know.
- 762
- 00:38:52,016 --> 00:38:53,616
- Siphoning gas has
- a lot more in common
- 763
- 00:38:53,650 --> 00:38:56,153
- with drinking a milkshake
- than sucking dick, dick.
- 764
- 00:38:57,488 --> 00:38:59,156
- Hey, I didn't know that.
- 765
- 00:39:00,825 --> 00:39:02,659
- Look, listen.
- 766
- 00:39:02,692 --> 00:39:04,295
- I'm sorry about.
- 767
- 00:39:04,328 --> 00:39:06,530
- It wasn't my place to
- call out your boyfriend.
- 768
- 00:39:07,498 --> 00:39:08,799
- My boyfriend who's gonna die
- 769
- 00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:10,835
- if we don't get gas
- in that generator.
- 770
- 00:39:11,869 --> 00:39:12,702
- Okay.
- 771
- 00:39:16,173 --> 00:39:18,142
- I shouldn't have brought him.
- 772
- 00:39:18,175 --> 00:39:19,642
- I didn't want to,
- 773
- 00:39:19,676 --> 00:39:22,179
- but he has this way of inserting
- himself and everything.
- 774
- 00:39:24,014 --> 00:39:25,648
- Suck, motherfucker.
- 775
- 00:39:28,385 --> 00:39:29,186
- Okay.
- 776
- 00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:30,154
- Are you okay?
- 777
- 00:39:30,187 --> 00:39:31,822
- God, it tastes like a YMCA.
- 778
- 00:39:31,856 --> 00:39:34,158
- All right, it's comin' out.
- 779
- 00:39:36,026 --> 00:39:38,329
- All right, we're back.
- 780
- 00:39:38,362 --> 00:39:41,664
- Let's head back in
- the house.
- 781
- 00:39:41,698 --> 00:39:42,833
- What, what?
- 782
- 00:39:42,867 --> 00:39:43,834
- What's goin' on?
- 783
- 00:39:43,868 --> 00:39:45,668
- Something just ran past me.
- 784
- 00:39:45,702 --> 00:39:46,537
- The monster?
- 785
- 00:39:46,570 --> 00:39:47,838
- Stop sayin' that.
- 786
- 00:39:47,872 --> 00:39:49,340
- What?
- 787
- 00:39:49,373 --> 00:39:50,374
- Giant squirrel.
- 788
- 00:39:52,042 --> 00:39:53,377
- And I can't say monster?
- 789
- 00:39:56,413 --> 00:39:57,381
- He was over that way.
- 790
- 00:39:57,414 --> 00:39:58,916
- Okay, all right.
- 791
- 00:40:00,417 --> 00:40:02,253
- - Right there.
- - Where?
- 792
- 00:40:03,554 --> 00:40:05,022
- Look, there!
- 793
- 00:40:05,055 --> 00:40:08,526
- How many of those
- fuckers are there?
- 794
- 00:40:14,932 --> 00:40:16,400
- Holy shit, it was glowing.
- 795
- 00:40:17,568 --> 00:40:19,870
- And she never
- doubted him again.
- 796
- 00:40:27,077 --> 00:40:28,546
- It's charging.
- 797
- 00:40:28,579 --> 00:40:31,248
- Give it a minute
- of juice and then call 911
- 798
- 00:40:33,417 --> 00:40:35,886
- and see if you can find a
- place that delivers beer
- 799
- 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,922
- or the ambulance
- can make a stop.
- 800
- 00:40:42,927 --> 00:40:45,396
- Actually just do
- it the first way.
- 801
- 00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:50,733
- C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon.
- 802
- 00:40:50,768 --> 00:40:51,602
- Let's go.
- 803
- 00:40:55,606 --> 00:40:56,607
- Oh my god.
- 804
- 00:41:12,489 --> 00:41:14,258
- What is that thing?
- 805
- 00:41:44,488 --> 00:41:45,990
- - Run?
- - Yeah.
- 806
- 00:41:48,158 --> 00:41:48,993
- Oh shit.
- 807
- 00:41:50,661 --> 00:41:52,963
- Goddamn it, Mariah Carey.
- 808
- 00:41:52,997 --> 00:41:54,164
- It's not working.
- 809
- 00:41:57,334 --> 00:41:59,637
- - Hey, what happened?
- - Monsters.
- 810
- 00:41:59,670 --> 00:42:00,471
- Not you too.
- 811
- 00:42:00,504 --> 00:42:01,972
- How's Zachary?
- 812
- 00:42:02,006 --> 00:42:04,475
- Not long for this world
- if we don't get help.
- 813
- 00:42:04,508 --> 00:42:06,010
- We're almost outta beer.
- 814
- 00:42:06,043 --> 00:42:07,811
- Alex, there's
- like two more cases.
- 815
- 00:42:07,845 --> 00:42:10,147
- Yeah, but one of
- those is light beer.
- 816
- 00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:11,482
- Light beer!
- 817
- 00:42:11,515 --> 00:42:12,983
- Seriously, what happened?
- 818
- 00:42:13,017 --> 00:42:15,986
- Seriously, we got attacked
- by electricity-eating monsters.
- 819
- 00:42:16,020 --> 00:42:18,322
- Fine, what'd it look like?
- 820
- 00:42:18,355 --> 00:42:19,657
- It's hard to describe.
- 821
- 00:42:19,690 --> 00:42:21,659
- We only saw it
- clearly from the back.
- 822
- 00:42:21,692 --> 00:42:23,661
- Did it look like the Babadook?
- 823
- 00:42:23,694 --> 00:42:25,329
- Why would it look
- like the Babadook?
- 824
- 00:42:25,362 --> 00:42:28,165
- Why wouldn't it look
- like the Babadook?
- 825
- 00:42:28,198 --> 00:42:29,833
- What the hell's a Babadook?
- 826
- 00:42:29,867 --> 00:42:31,201
- Fuck it, I'm doin' shrooms.
- 827
- 00:42:34,538 --> 00:42:36,874
- You know I think we should
- keep our heads on straight.
- 828
- 00:42:36,907 --> 00:42:39,009
- - Louis!
- - What?
- 829
- 00:42:39,043 --> 00:42:40,511
- I have glaucoma.
- 830
- 00:42:40,544 --> 00:42:41,912
- Fuck it, gimme that.
- 831
- 00:42:48,385 --> 00:42:50,521
- All right, Jess.
- 832
- 00:42:50,554 --> 00:42:51,355
- Fuck it, also.
- 833
- 00:42:51,388 --> 00:42:52,523
- Pour me a shot.
- 834
- 00:42:52,556 --> 00:42:56,560
- Hell yeah, party's
- back.
- 835
- 00:42:59,063 --> 00:43:00,731
- - They're already poured.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 836
- 00:43:02,566 --> 00:43:05,703
- To the mysteries of the
- world and survivin' them.
- 837
- 00:43:09,740 --> 00:43:11,909
- What the fuck was that?
- 838
- 00:43:13,077 --> 00:43:14,411
- - Oh fuck.
- - Oh god.
- 839
- 00:43:17,081 --> 00:43:19,550
- Hold hold, we got a hit.
- 840
- 00:43:19,583 --> 00:43:22,219
- That's enough energy
- to power a small village.
- 841
- 00:43:22,252 --> 00:43:23,721
- Coming from 30 miles away.
- 842
- 00:43:23,755 --> 00:43:25,255
- Hold onto your beakers, Wendy.
- 843
- 00:43:26,256 --> 00:43:28,092
- I didn't bring any beakers.
- 844
- 00:43:29,593 --> 00:43:32,229
- I say we should stay
- here and wait it out.
- 845
- 00:43:32,262 --> 00:43:34,098
- But there's a
- problem with Zachary.
- 846
- 00:43:34,131 --> 00:43:35,566
- Zachary
- Zachary Zachary.
- 847
- 00:43:35,599 --> 00:43:36,734
- Since when do you
- care about him?
- 848
- 00:43:36,768 --> 00:43:38,770
- Now you have a shot with Jess.
- 849
- 00:43:38,803 --> 00:43:39,603
- What?
- 850
- 00:43:39,636 --> 00:43:41,238
- Dawg.
- 851
- 00:43:41,271 --> 00:43:43,273
- That is so fucked up, Louis.
- 852
- 00:43:43,307 --> 00:43:46,910
- - Yeah.
- - Definitely not cool.
- 853
- 00:43:46,944 --> 00:43:48,112
- Zach, are you okay?
- 854
- 00:43:49,279 --> 00:43:51,415
- - Yeah, no.
- - Sorry.
- 855
- 00:43:51,448 --> 00:43:53,450
- No but I'm standing.
- 856
- 00:43:54,952 --> 00:43:56,253
- We're gonna get to
- the hospital, okay?
- 857
- 00:43:56,286 --> 00:43:57,921
- So stay alive.
- 858
- 00:43:57,955 --> 00:43:59,089
- Okay.
- 859
- 00:43:59,123 --> 00:43:59,957
- Jess,
- 860
- 00:44:01,793 --> 00:44:02,926
- I'm sorry.
- 861
- 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,094
- I'll tell you what
- a jackass you are
- 862
- 00:44:04,128 --> 00:44:06,263
- when you're on the mend, okay?
- 863
- 00:44:06,296 --> 00:44:07,131
- The Schwinns!
- 864
- 00:44:09,801 --> 00:44:11,268
- Our old bikes?
- 865
- 00:44:11,301 --> 00:44:12,469
- Yeah, they should still
- be somewhere in the barn.
- 866
- 00:44:12,503 --> 00:44:13,604
- Thought you said there
- were monsters out there.
- 867
- 00:44:13,637 --> 00:44:15,472
- There's a monster in here.
- 868
- 00:44:26,183 --> 00:44:27,951
- This is madness.
- 869
- 00:44:27,985 --> 00:44:30,954
- Don't worry, I think I left
- a six-pack in here somewhere.
- 870
- 00:44:30,988 --> 00:44:32,990
- Okay, there you guys go.
- 871
- 00:44:33,023 --> 00:44:34,124
- The bikes.
- 872
- 00:44:34,158 --> 00:44:36,293
- - I think if we split up.
- - Found 'em!
- 873
- 00:44:36,326 --> 00:44:37,161
- Yeah, okay.
- 874
- 00:44:41,498 --> 00:44:44,635
- Wow, these bikes
- do not look healthy.
- 875
- 00:44:44,668 --> 00:44:45,969
- Jess is right.
- 876
- 00:44:46,003 --> 00:44:47,304
- These things could
- fall apart on us.
- 877
- 00:44:47,337 --> 00:44:49,640
- Hey guys, can you
- come here and tell me
- 878
- 00:44:49,673 --> 00:44:51,642
- if I'm actually seein' a thing
- 879
- 00:44:51,675 --> 00:44:54,846
- or if this thing's a
- manifestation of the shrooms?
- 880
- 00:44:57,882 --> 00:44:59,550
- Whoa, what is that?
- 881
- 00:45:01,351 --> 00:45:03,520
- It looks otherworldly.
- 882
- 00:45:04,688 --> 00:45:06,723
- Well careful,
- it might be dangerous.
- 883
- 00:45:11,195 --> 00:45:13,664
- Bri, when did
- your dad get into welding?
- 884
- 00:45:13,697 --> 00:45:16,500
- You're the
- Bill Nye of the group.
- 885
- 00:45:16,533 --> 00:45:17,367
- What is it?
- 886
- 00:45:19,904 --> 00:45:20,737
- I don't know.
- 887
- 00:45:22,206 --> 00:45:23,507
- I've seen enough movies to say
- 888
- 00:45:23,540 --> 00:45:25,075
- with grave certainty
- it's nothin' good.
- 889
- 00:45:27,411 --> 00:45:28,847
- Looks like
- a giant football.
- 890
- 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,048
- What happens when
- this thing's all lit up?
- 891
- 00:45:32,549 --> 00:45:34,718
- Jesus
- Christ, don't touch it!
- 892
- 00:45:34,752 --> 00:45:36,855
- What is this?
- 893
- 00:45:36,888 --> 00:45:38,355
- A bomb?
- 894
- 00:45:40,424 --> 00:45:41,391
- Zach, no!
- 895
- 00:45:45,596 --> 00:45:47,030
- It ain't no Babadook.
- 896
- 00:45:47,064 --> 00:45:49,066
- Oh my god, it's an alien.
- 897
- 00:45:53,771 --> 00:45:56,540
- Oh my god, it's a real alien!
- 898
- 00:46:07,084 --> 00:46:09,253
- What are
- you doing? Hurry up!
- 899
- 00:46:09,286 --> 00:46:12,389
- It's lightin' up!
- 900
- 00:46:21,766 --> 00:46:23,768
- Holy, I
- wanna get an alien!
- 901
- 00:46:23,801 --> 00:46:26,403
- I can't believe
- we just saw an alien.
- 902
- 00:46:26,436 --> 00:46:28,572
- I'm glad you're excited, Bri.
- 903
- 00:46:28,605 --> 00:46:30,741
- I'm so fucking happy
- you have enough material
- 904
- 00:46:30,775 --> 00:46:33,778
- for your next science project,
- but my boyfriend is dead.
- 905
- 00:46:34,812 --> 00:46:36,113
- And he may not have
- been the best boyfriend,
- 906
- 00:46:36,146 --> 00:46:38,615
- but he was a human
- being who I care about.
- 907
- 00:46:39,616 --> 00:46:40,450
- Sorry, Jess.
- 908
- 00:46:41,618 --> 00:46:42,586
- I get carried away.
- 909
- 00:46:42,619 --> 00:46:44,087
- You always get carried away.
- 910
- 00:46:44,121 --> 00:46:46,824
- Whether it's your fantasies
- about building rockets
- 911
- 00:46:47,792 --> 00:46:49,259
- or taking too many gin shots.
- 912
- 00:46:51,963 --> 00:46:53,096
- Why don't you apply
- some of that energy
- 913
- 00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:55,465
- to something with an
- actual end result?
- 914
- 00:46:55,499 --> 00:46:59,102
- Jess honestly, my
- condolences and all.
- 915
- 00:46:59,136 --> 00:47:00,772
- But can we please save
- the personal grievance
- 916
- 00:47:00,805 --> 00:47:02,941
- for after we escape the alien?
- 917
- 00:47:02,974 --> 00:47:04,508
- Come on guys, let's pedal.
- 918
- 00:47:06,643 --> 00:47:07,477
- Wait!
- 919
- 00:47:08,512 --> 00:47:09,781
- What if Zach was right?
- 920
- 00:47:09,814 --> 00:47:11,950
- What if that is a
- bomb back there?
- 921
- 00:47:11,983 --> 00:47:14,651
- So, about that pedaling.
- 922
- 00:47:14,685 --> 00:47:15,519
- Yeah.
- 923
- 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:24,328
- Oh, fuck me sideways.
- 924
- 00:47:24,361 --> 00:47:25,462
- Brian!
- 925
- 00:47:25,495 --> 00:47:27,832
- Dude, a bomb!
- 926
- 00:47:33,838 --> 00:47:35,372
- According to Stephen Hawking:
- 927
- 00:47:36,841 --> 00:47:40,177
- If intelligent alien life
- exists which apparently it does,
- 928
- 00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:46,483
- they'll most likely conquer
- earth to exploit our resources.
- 929
- 00:47:46,516 --> 00:47:47,684
- That sounds terrifying.
- 930
- 00:47:47,718 --> 00:47:49,152
- So why are we stopped?!
- 931
- 00:47:49,186 --> 00:47:53,323
- That device had
- a light meter on it
- 932
- 00:47:53,357 --> 00:47:54,658
- that was nearly powered up.
- 933
- 00:47:54,691 --> 00:47:57,160
- But what happens when
- all the lights are lit?
- 934
- 00:47:57,194 --> 00:47:58,997
- It does whatever it
- was designed to do,
- 935
- 00:47:59,030 --> 00:48:04,035
- whether that be a bomb or
- some kinda matter decimator.
- 936
- 00:48:05,369 --> 00:48:07,504
- Isn't the latter just a
- fancier way of sayin' bomb?
- 937
- 00:48:07,537 --> 00:48:11,708
- The point is:
- Earth is in trouble.
- 938
- 00:48:13,210 --> 00:48:15,013
- You want us to go back?
- 939
- 00:48:15,046 --> 00:48:16,546
- Are you insane?
- 940
- 00:48:16,580 --> 00:48:19,683
- I don't know about you, but
- I don't wanna die tonight.
- 941
- 00:48:19,716 --> 00:48:21,685
- Again, my condolences.
- 942
- 00:48:21,718 --> 00:48:23,353
- Someone
- has to stop it.
- 943
- 00:48:23,387 --> 00:48:25,389
- That's what
- the police are for, man.
- 944
- 00:48:25,422 --> 00:48:26,858
- We're 20 miles from town.
- 945
- 00:48:26,891 --> 00:48:30,560
- With these bikes, there's
- not gonna be time.
- 946
- 00:48:31,395 --> 00:48:34,231
- Come on.
- 947
- 00:48:37,734 --> 00:48:38,568
- Hey.
- 948
- 00:48:40,905 --> 00:48:42,907
- The universe is endless,
- 949
- 00:48:46,077 --> 00:48:48,745
- cold and impartial.
- 950
- 00:48:51,415 --> 00:48:55,719
- We exist because we fought
- 951
- 00:48:55,753 --> 00:48:56,586
- to be here.
- 952
- 00:48:59,757 --> 00:49:02,459
- The universe gave us a chance
- 953
- 00:49:04,261 --> 00:49:05,262
- and we grabbed hold.
- 954
- 00:49:06,764 --> 00:49:09,466
- We planted our flag in the
- ground and said, "We belong."
- 955
- 00:49:11,769 --> 00:49:13,437
- We choose to belong to this
- 956
- 00:49:15,472 --> 00:49:17,141
- beautiful mess of chaos.
- 957
- 00:49:19,276 --> 00:49:21,946
- Survival isn't handed
- to anyone or anything.
- 958
- 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,115
- Survival
- 959
- 00:49:25,950 --> 00:49:26,784
- is fought for.
- 960
- 00:49:29,821 --> 00:49:32,489
- Did you just have that
- speech in your back pocket?
- 961
- 00:49:33,623 --> 00:49:34,624
- Yeah, I did.
- 962
- 00:49:36,326 --> 00:49:37,929
- 'Kay.
- 963
- 00:49:37,962 --> 00:49:40,798
- Help me apply my energy to
- somethin' with an end result.
- 964
- 00:49:44,468 --> 00:49:45,469
- You're all insane.
- 965
- 00:49:46,971 --> 00:49:49,639
- Three eulogies, that's what
- I'm gonna be writing soon.
- 966
- 00:49:51,809 --> 00:49:53,778
- I'm out, see ya.
- 967
- 00:49:53,811 --> 00:49:55,645
- - Aw c'mon, Louis!
- - No, man.
- 968
- 00:49:57,314 --> 00:49:59,449
- Look maybe he's right, Bri.
- 969
- 00:49:59,483 --> 00:50:00,818
- Maybe we are insane.
- 970
- 00:50:02,486 --> 00:50:04,521
- What have we ever been
- together but drunk?
- 971
- 00:50:06,323 --> 00:50:07,158
- Friends.
- 972
- 00:50:16,834 --> 00:50:18,202
- You can count on my steel.
- 973
- 00:50:19,837 --> 00:50:20,805
- I'm in, too.
- 974
- 00:50:20,838 --> 00:50:21,638
- Yeah, Alex.
- 975
- 00:50:21,671 --> 00:50:22,639
- I figured as much.
- 976
- 00:50:22,672 --> 00:50:24,008
- The booze is still back there.
- 977
- 00:50:24,041 --> 00:50:25,475
- Ooh.
- 978
- 00:50:25,509 --> 00:50:29,646
- You know me so
- well.
- 979
- 00:50:31,048 --> 00:50:32,817
- Welcome to the armory.
- 980
- 00:50:32,850 --> 00:50:33,851
- This is a tool shed.
- 981
- 00:50:35,019 --> 00:50:36,854
- I know, just grab a weapon.
- 982
- 00:50:36,888 --> 00:50:37,721
- Okay.
- 983
- 00:50:38,856 --> 00:50:42,160
- , okay.
- 984
- 00:51:05,049 --> 00:51:07,018
- Ooh, can
- I get the saws?
- 985
- 00:51:22,900 --> 00:51:24,202
- I feel like
- somebody should say
- 986
- 00:51:24,235 --> 00:51:26,037
- something witty and
- battle-ready here.
- 987
- 00:51:26,070 --> 00:51:28,572
- Maybe we just defy that
- cliche and save the world.
- 988
- 00:51:28,605 --> 00:51:30,574
- Let's poke some
- holes in their plan.
- 989
- 00:51:30,607 --> 00:51:31,741
- - There it is.
- - Yeah.
- 990
- 00:51:32,910 --> 00:51:34,377
- Let's say we kill
- all these things.
- 991
- 00:51:34,411 --> 00:51:35,880
- How do we defuse the device?
- 992
- 00:51:35,913 --> 00:51:38,216
- Well Brian's a
- mechanical engineer.
- 993
- 00:51:38,249 --> 00:51:39,749
- Yeah, I am that.
- 994
- 00:51:40,785 --> 00:51:41,618
- Guys?
- 995
- 00:51:47,424 --> 00:51:49,559
- Approach slowly
- or charge quickly?
- 996
- 00:52:01,438 --> 00:52:02,405
- Did that thing just disappear?
- 997
- 00:52:02,439 --> 00:52:03,941
- Are you okay?
- 998
- 00:52:03,975 --> 00:52:05,910
- That tree is all
- bark and no bite.
- 999
- 00:52:05,943 --> 00:52:07,078
- Oh, bad puns.
- 1000
- 00:52:07,111 --> 00:52:08,578
- He's okay.
- 1001
- 00:52:08,612 --> 00:52:10,915
- That's a bad bump; I'll live.
- 1002
- 00:52:10,948 --> 00:52:13,084
- I'd hate for little
- Cammy, Ryu, Guile, Blanka,
- 1003
- 00:52:13,117 --> 00:52:15,485
- Bison and Chun-Li to
- grow up without a father.
- 1004
- 00:52:16,787 --> 00:52:19,257
- - You have kids?
- - You have six kids?
- 1005
- 00:52:19,290 --> 00:52:20,758
- Are those Street
- Fighter characters?
- 1006
- 00:52:20,791 --> 00:52:23,426
- Seriously Alex, who
- are you these days?
- 1007
- 00:52:23,460 --> 00:52:26,130
- Some guy doin' what he
- has to in this crazy world.
- 1008
- 00:52:28,299 --> 00:52:29,834
- There's another one.
- 1009
- 00:52:31,802 --> 00:52:32,937
- Oh shit.
- 1010
- 00:52:32,970 --> 00:52:34,138
- What?
- 1011
- 00:52:35,306 --> 00:52:36,941
- There's only one.
- 1012
- 00:52:36,974 --> 00:52:38,943
- What do you mean?
- They're all over the damn place.
- 1013
- 00:52:38,976 --> 00:52:39,810
- No.
- 1014
- 00:52:40,677 --> 00:52:42,146
- It's all over the damn place.
- 1015
- 00:52:44,181 --> 00:52:45,016
- It can teleport.
- 1016
- 00:52:46,650 --> 00:52:48,451
- Not so bad.
- 1017
- 00:52:48,485 --> 00:52:49,452
- Just one alien.
- 1018
- 00:52:49,486 --> 00:52:50,654
- They can teleport.
- 1019
- 00:52:53,490 --> 00:52:55,458
- Maybe we need to rethink this.
- 1020
- 00:53:01,832 --> 00:53:02,967
- Don't touch my friend,
- 1021
- 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,668
- you ET wannabe bitch!
- 1022
- 00:53:14,211 --> 00:53:15,545
- Where'd he go?
- 1023
- 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,317
- Shit, I just know that
- thing's
- 1024
- 00:53:19,350 --> 00:53:21,152
- gonna pop up at any...
- 1025
- 00:53:22,186 --> 00:53:23,154
- Jump scare.
- 1026
- 00:53:36,033 --> 00:53:41,038
- Where's Jess?
- 1027
- 00:53:41,538 --> 00:53:42,539
- Jess!
- 1028
- 00:54:15,572 --> 00:54:16,407
- What?
- 1029
- 00:54:20,577 --> 00:54:21,412
- Who are they?
- 1030
- 00:54:22,913 --> 00:54:23,881
- Bad asses.
- 1031
- 00:54:23,914 --> 00:54:25,548
- Are you guys all right?
- 1032
- 00:54:25,582 --> 00:54:28,386
- More importantly, have
- you seen a metallic device
- 1033
- 00:54:28,419 --> 00:54:29,920
- with blinking lights?
- 1034
- 00:54:29,954 --> 00:54:31,255
- Who are you?
- 1035
- 00:54:31,288 --> 00:54:32,555
- This is Dr. Wendy
- Barnes and I'm Chum.
- 1036
- 00:54:32,589 --> 00:54:35,393
- We were hired to track
- and kill that thing.
- 1037
- 00:54:35,426 --> 00:54:36,559
- Hired by who?
- 1038
- 00:54:36,593 --> 00:54:38,262
- I'm gonna let you
- guess my next sentence.
- 1039
- 00:54:38,295 --> 00:54:40,231
- Is it top secret?
- 1040
- 00:54:40,264 --> 00:54:42,400
- - It's top secret.
- - Yeah.
- 1041
- 00:54:42,433 --> 00:54:43,733
- Put that thing down.
- 1042
- 00:54:43,768 --> 00:54:45,236
- I didn't just shoot a
- game-winning three pointer.
- 1043
- 00:54:45,269 --> 00:54:48,439
- One last time, have you seen
- a strange-looking device?
- 1044
- 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:50,274
- It's in the barn.
- 1045
- 00:54:50,307 --> 00:54:51,275
- We should get them inside.
- 1046
- 00:54:51,308 --> 00:54:52,777
- I'd like to interrogate them.
- 1047
- 00:54:54,111 --> 00:54:54,945
- Fine.
- 1048
- 00:54:56,113 --> 00:54:57,948
- - You got anything to drink?
- - Uh-huh.
- 1049
- 00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:07,291
- Teleportation: That
- explains why its blood cells
- 1050
- 00:55:07,324 --> 00:55:09,093
- are actively electrical.
- 1051
- 00:55:09,126 --> 00:55:10,261
- Thank you.
- 1052
- 00:55:10,294 --> 00:55:12,263
- This thing literally
- feeds off electricity.
- 1053
- 00:55:12,296 --> 00:55:14,597
- Hence our romantic setup.
- 1054
- 00:55:14,631 --> 00:55:17,301
- Of course it'll need
- to keep its body charged.
- 1055
- 00:55:18,836 --> 00:55:20,938
- So the government knows
- about this thing, huh?
- 1056
- 00:55:20,971 --> 00:55:22,273
- Never said anything
- about the government.
- 1057
- 00:55:22,306 --> 00:55:24,108
- Ah, sure because you can't.
- 1058
- 00:55:24,141 --> 00:55:26,277
- But I mean, it's
- obviously the government.
- 1059
- 00:55:26,310 --> 00:55:27,610
- There's other groups out there
- 1060
- 00:55:27,644 --> 00:55:30,114
- we've invested interest
- in our planet's future.
- 1061
- 00:55:30,147 --> 00:55:32,149
- Look, you don't have to
- say it's the government.
- 1062
- 00:55:32,183 --> 00:55:33,451
- We'll just all silently know.
- 1063
- 00:55:33,484 --> 00:55:36,287
- And you were in the
- fifth dimension with it?
- 1064
- 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,154
- Mm-hmm.
- 1065
- 00:55:39,523 --> 00:55:41,624
- Can I put this in your rectum?
- I'd like to get a reading.
- 1066
- 00:55:41,658 --> 00:55:42,625
- No.
- 1067
- 00:55:42,659 --> 00:55:44,128
- Fine then.
- 1068
- 00:55:44,161 --> 00:55:47,465
- We got a teleporting
- alien that can be injured,
- 1069
- 00:55:47,498 --> 00:55:48,966
- therefore can be killed.
- 1070
- 00:55:48,999 --> 00:55:51,802
- Yeah, but first you gotta
- get it to stand still.
- 1071
- 00:55:51,836 --> 00:55:54,972
- Man if I was sober, that
- wouldn't even be necessary.
- 1072
- 00:55:55,005 --> 00:55:58,476
- My reflexes are that
- of a cobra.
- 1073
- 00:55:58,509 --> 00:56:00,643
- I will decapitate that
- mecha mean motherfucker
- 1074
- 00:56:00,677 --> 00:56:05,682
- before it could teleport into
- whatever dimension.
- 1075
- 00:56:06,851 --> 00:56:07,985
- Too bad you're
- never sober, Alex.
- 1076
- 00:56:08,018 --> 00:56:09,987
- 'Cause your reflexes
- are for shit.
- 1077
- 00:56:10,020 --> 00:56:11,654
- Alcohol.
- 1078
- 00:56:11,688 --> 00:56:13,357
- - What?
- - Alcohol.
- 1079
- 00:56:14,525 --> 00:56:15,692
- Yup, damn right.
- 1080
- 00:56:15,725 --> 00:56:18,695
- No, alcohol slows
- down your reaction time.
- 1081
- 00:56:18,728 --> 00:56:20,531
- He's right, that's science.
- 1082
- 00:56:20,564 --> 00:56:21,698
- Thank you.
- 1083
- 00:56:21,731 --> 00:56:23,000
- But right now we
- can't kill that thing
- 1084
- 00:56:23,033 --> 00:56:25,002
- because we can't get a
- clear shot at it, but...
- 1085
- 00:56:25,035 --> 00:56:27,037
- If we get even more fucked up.
- 1086
- 00:56:27,071 --> 00:56:28,038
- No, listen.
- 1087
- 00:56:31,041 --> 00:56:32,709
- I know how we take
- down this alien.
- 1088
- 00:56:34,378 --> 00:56:35,212
- We get it drunk.
- 1089
- 00:56:36,713 --> 00:56:38,349
- Hey, I'm totally
- not gettin' the plan.
- 1090
- 00:56:38,382 --> 00:56:40,184
- We get the alien drunk.
- 1091
- 00:56:40,217 --> 00:56:42,019
- Like in party with it?
- 1092
- 00:56:42,052 --> 00:56:44,021
- To slow down
- its reaction time.
- 1093
- 00:56:44,054 --> 00:56:44,889
- Exactly.
- 1094
- 00:56:44,922 --> 00:56:46,357
- Each time the alien teleports,
- 1095
- 00:56:46,390 --> 00:56:47,858
- its body feeds it electricity.
- 1096
- 00:56:47,892 --> 00:56:49,226
- And if we slow
- down that reaction.
- 1097
- 00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:51,362
- We can put a
- bullet in its brain.
- 1098
- 00:56:51,395 --> 00:56:53,730
- This is all great, but we
- have one major problem here.
- 1099
- 00:56:53,764 --> 00:56:55,366
- How do we get it drunk?
- 1100
- 00:56:55,399 --> 00:56:56,733
- I know, I know.
- 1101
- 00:56:56,767 --> 00:56:57,700
- I know!
- 1102
- 00:56:59,236 --> 00:57:00,204
- That been happening a lot?
- 1103
- 00:57:00,237 --> 00:57:02,039
- Yeah, it's the device.
- 1104
- 00:57:02,072 --> 00:57:04,909
- One more and that
- thing's fully-charged.
- 1105
- 00:57:06,410 --> 00:57:10,214
- Well we can't just march out
- there and offer him a beer.
- 1106
- 00:57:10,247 --> 00:57:11,248
- We won't have to.
- 1107
- 00:57:12,749 --> 00:57:14,051
- I know that smile.
- 1108
- 00:57:14,084 --> 00:57:16,220
- That's the Brian's
- got a plan smile.
- 1109
- 00:57:16,253 --> 00:57:17,421
- Brian's got a plan.
- 1110
- 00:58:04,001 --> 00:58:05,603
- Thanks, mom and dad.
- 1111
- 00:58:08,806 --> 00:58:10,474
- Ladies, gentleman.
- 1112
- 00:58:10,507 --> 00:58:13,611
- I give you the Skaggs
- hydroelectric beer bong.
- 1113
- 00:58:13,644 --> 00:58:15,779
- Our alien will come
- for the electricity,
- 1114
- 00:58:15,813 --> 00:58:17,648
- but also get a belly
- full of tub hooch.
- 1115
- 00:58:22,319 --> 00:58:24,822
- All right people, let's move.
- 1116
- 00:58:29,526 --> 00:58:30,361
- Don't linger.
- 1117
- 00:58:31,328 --> 00:58:33,297
- You just make sure you hit it.
- 1118
- 00:58:33,330 --> 00:58:34,365
- Oh, I'm gonna hit it
- 1119
- 00:58:38,335 --> 00:58:39,536
- and then I'm gonna hit it.
- 1120
- 00:58:41,338 --> 00:58:43,040
- - Okay.
- - Cool.
- 1121
- 00:58:46,343 --> 00:58:48,145
- You were right to say
- that to me earlier
- 1122
- 00:58:48,178 --> 00:58:49,847
- 'bout not finishing
- what I start.
- 1123
- 00:58:51,548 --> 00:58:54,485
- Not sure why I always
- get in my own way,
- 1124
- 00:58:54,518 --> 00:58:56,654
- just my nature as a fuck up.
- 1125
- 00:58:56,687 --> 00:59:00,190
- Bri, fuck ups are the
- people that don't even try.
- 1126
- 00:59:01,358 --> 00:59:04,528
- So if this bong
- fails and we all die,
- 1127
- 00:59:05,696 --> 00:59:08,198
- the lesson here is
- at least I've tried?
- 1128
- 00:59:08,232 --> 00:59:10,868
- Correct.
- 1129
- 00:59:12,036 --> 00:59:13,871
- Now, let's party.
- 1130
- 00:59:15,039 --> 00:59:15,873
- Let's boogie.
- 1131
- 00:59:31,088 --> 00:59:32,389
- Please do the honors, me lady.
- 1132
- 00:59:46,070 --> 00:59:47,571
- Fuckin' shit.
- 1133
- 00:59:47,604 --> 00:59:48,439
- Look.
- 1134
- 00:59:49,740 --> 00:59:50,574
- Wow.
- 1135
- 00:59:51,909 --> 00:59:53,243
- Fuck me twice on a Tuesday.
- 1136
- 00:59:54,578 --> 00:59:55,412
- Positions.
- 1137
- 00:59:56,914 --> 00:59:57,915
- Stay safe, Chum.
- 1138
- 01:00:15,466 --> 01:00:16,567
- I can't believe
- it actually worked.
- 1139
- 01:00:19,436 --> 01:00:20,738
- Shit.
- 1140
- 01:00:26,778 --> 01:00:28,612
- He's taking the bait.
- 1141
- 01:00:35,619 --> 01:00:36,420
- Ready?
- 1142
- 01:00:36,453 --> 01:00:37,955
- I was born to be bait.
- 1143
- 01:00:38,823 --> 01:00:41,258
- Hey, Wendy!
- 1144
- 01:00:41,291 --> 01:00:42,626
- Yes?
- 1145
- 01:00:42,659 --> 01:00:44,294
- - I forgot your name.
- - Alex.
- 1146
- 01:00:45,462 --> 01:00:46,630
- Yes, Alex?!
- 1147
- 01:00:47,998 --> 01:00:51,635
- Let's explore this barn
- and all the contents within!
- 1148
- 01:00:52,837 --> 01:00:53,971
- Great idea!
- 1149
- 01:01:10,988 --> 01:01:15,794
- I'll just pull this handle
- and the door should open
- 1150
- 01:01:15,827 --> 01:01:20,030
- and we'll be inside peeing
- on anythin' we want!
- 1151
- 01:01:33,010 --> 01:01:37,014
- - Gross.
- - Eww, gross!
- 1152
- 01:01:40,184 --> 01:01:41,652
- Chum, now!
- 1153
- 01:01:41,685 --> 01:01:43,855
- Here's to paying my rent
- for another six months.
- 1154
- 01:01:53,363 --> 01:01:55,532
- We claim you, alien fuck.
- 1155
- 01:02:00,037 --> 01:02:01,004
- He came back.
- 1156
- 01:02:01,038 --> 01:02:03,842
- Yeah and fucked everything up.
- 1157
- 01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:06,510
- True, but friendship first.
- 1158
- 01:02:06,543 --> 01:02:08,512
- Yeah, I guess.
- 1159
- 01:02:10,047 --> 01:02:12,049
- - Let's go.
- - Yeah, yeah!
- 1160
- 01:02:13,217 --> 01:02:14,184
- What the hell?
- 1161
- 01:02:14,218 --> 01:02:15,686
- That was so dope.
- 1162
- 01:02:15,719 --> 01:02:16,553
- Oh my god.
- 1163
- 01:02:21,258 --> 01:02:24,194
- Look, I'm putting
- the gun down.
- 1164
- 01:02:24,228 --> 01:02:25,696
- 'Kay?
- 1165
- 01:02:25,729 --> 01:02:29,533
- Now you let Dr. Barnes go
- and we'll leave, how's that?
- 1166
- 01:02:31,068 --> 01:02:33,270
- Finish your business here
- and we turn a blind eye.
- 1167
- 01:02:37,241 --> 01:02:38,408
- Don't worry about me.
- 1168
- 01:02:39,276 --> 01:02:40,377
- One for many.
- 1169
- 01:02:40,410 --> 01:02:41,245
- Right.
- 1170
- 01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:43,915
- No more weapons.
- 1171
- 01:02:45,249 --> 01:02:47,050
- Totally weapon-free.
- 1172
- 01:02:47,084 --> 01:02:48,753
- Just two empty hands with peace.
- 1173
- 01:02:51,588 --> 01:02:53,056
- No!
- 1174
- 01:02:55,092 --> 01:02:56,260
- Shit.
- 1175
- 01:03:07,604 --> 01:03:08,773
- I'm so sorry.
- 1176
- 01:03:12,276 --> 01:03:13,778
- It's beautiful.
- 1177
- 01:03:28,325 --> 01:03:30,127
- I said I usually work alone.
- 1178
- 01:03:31,796 --> 01:03:32,964
- I didn't say I liked it.
- 1179
- 01:03:38,468 --> 01:03:39,938
- Any more douchebags
- gonna pop out
- 1180
- 01:03:39,971 --> 01:03:41,973
- and get someone else killed?
- 1181
- 01:03:42,006 --> 01:03:44,274
- Why do I feel like that
- was directed towards me?
- 1182
- 01:03:44,308 --> 01:03:46,945
- Who is this Tomb
- Raider-looking woman?
- 1183
- 01:03:46,978 --> 01:03:49,146
- - What do we do now?
- - Improvise.
- 1184
- 01:03:52,016 --> 01:03:53,317
- You seem the least drunk.
- 1185
- 01:03:53,350 --> 01:03:55,118
- You must be blind.
- 1186
- 01:03:55,152 --> 01:03:56,320
- My pitchfork will do.
- 1187
- 01:03:57,487 --> 01:03:58,957
- Looks like we're ready to go.
- 1188
- 01:04:01,158 --> 01:04:03,660
- Hey, it means a lot
- that you came back
- 1189
- 01:04:04,829 --> 01:04:06,296
- even if you did
- get Wendy killed.
- 1190
- 01:04:06,330 --> 01:04:08,800
- First of all, why does
- everybody keep saying that?
- 1191
- 01:04:08,833 --> 01:04:09,968
- Because it's true.
- 1192
- 01:04:10,001 --> 01:04:11,301
- No, it's not.
- 1193
- 01:04:11,335 --> 01:04:12,469
- Yes, her blood
- is on your hands.
- 1194
- 01:04:12,502 --> 01:04:14,304
- I wasn't the one
- that threw the knife.
- 1195
- 01:04:14,338 --> 01:04:15,505
- It's not your
- fault, but it is.
- 1196
- 01:04:15,539 --> 01:04:16,808
- Anyway, what were you gonna say?
- 1197
- 01:04:16,841 --> 01:04:18,308
- I just couldn't stop thinking
- 1198
- 01:04:18,342 --> 01:04:20,310
- what the fuck was
- I pedaling toward,
- 1199
- 01:04:20,344 --> 01:04:22,814
- my optometry practice where
- all the assistants hate me?
- 1200
- 01:04:22,847 --> 01:04:24,648
- My wife who also hates me.
- 1201
- 01:04:24,681 --> 01:04:27,150
- My kids who should be
- way too young to hate me,
- 1202
- 01:04:27,184 --> 01:04:31,655
- but I see it in their little
- antichrist eyes, the fuckers.
- 1203
- 01:04:31,688 --> 01:04:33,992
- Then I thought about what
- I was pedaling away from,
- 1204
- 01:04:34,025 --> 01:04:36,326
- the people who've always
- been there for me.
- 1205
- 01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:39,162
- No matter how much of a
- pain in the ass I was,
- 1206
- 01:04:39,196 --> 01:04:40,731
- I love you guys.
- 1207
- 01:04:45,036 --> 01:04:49,040
- I don't know what's happening,
- but I feel really weird.
- 1208
- 01:04:50,540 --> 01:04:52,010
- It took Louis.
- 1209
- 01:04:52,043 --> 01:04:53,710
- - Wait, Louis.
- - Holy shit,
- 1210
- 01:04:53,744 --> 01:04:55,212
- that was also really weird.
- 1211
- 01:04:55,245 --> 01:04:56,179
- He's in the barn.
- 1212
- 01:04:56,213 --> 01:04:57,180
- - Call dibs.
- - Okay.
- 1213
- 01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:04,856
- Please stop.
- 1214
- 01:05:04,889 --> 01:05:06,523
- Louis, are you okay?
- 1215
- 01:05:06,556 --> 01:05:08,358
- I'll just let the
- visual speak for itself.
- 1216
- 01:05:15,565 --> 01:05:18,702
- If I can't shoot him around
- you, I'll shoot through you.
- 1217
- 01:05:18,735 --> 01:05:19,703
- Stop!
- 1218
- 01:05:19,736 --> 01:05:21,238
- What are you fuckin' doing?
- 1219
- 01:05:21,271 --> 01:05:22,239
- You're not killin' my friend.
- 1220
- 01:05:22,272 --> 01:05:24,042
- Aw thanks, Bri.
- 1221
- 01:05:24,075 --> 01:05:25,943
- - You got it, buddy.
- - Fuck all y'all!
- 1222
- 01:05:33,583 --> 01:05:36,586
- This is why I say I
- usually work alone.
- 1223
- 01:05:38,588 --> 01:05:42,259
- The fucker's behind
- me, ain't it?
- 1224
- 01:05:54,939 --> 01:05:55,773
- No!
- 1225
- 01:06:16,961 --> 01:06:18,295
- It's incredible.
- 1226
- 01:06:23,633 --> 01:06:24,634
- It's gonna activate.
- 1227
- 01:06:24,668 --> 01:06:26,436
- It's gonna activate!
- 1228
- 01:06:30,174 --> 01:06:30,975
- Oh shit.
- 1229
- 01:06:35,813 --> 01:06:38,648
- Fork me.
- 1230
- 01:06:38,682 --> 01:06:42,987
- Alex!
- 1231
- 01:06:43,020 --> 01:06:45,123
- Jess, shoot him!
- 1232
- 01:06:48,658 --> 01:06:49,827
- Eat my ass.
- 1233
- 01:06:57,501 --> 01:06:58,535
- Eat my ass.
- 1234
- 01:07:28,365 --> 01:07:29,867
- Finish him!
- 1235
- 01:07:29,901 --> 01:07:33,670
- God!
- 1236
- 01:07:41,711 --> 01:07:42,712
- We did it.
- 1237
- 01:07:44,081 --> 01:07:45,348
- We did it?
- 1238
- 01:07:45,382 --> 01:07:47,051
- What, I don't get
- credit for this?
- 1239
- 01:07:48,552 --> 01:07:50,387
- Oh, that's messed up.
- 1240
- 01:07:51,756 --> 01:07:53,356
- I sabotage everything
- good in my life
- 1241
- 01:07:53,390 --> 01:07:55,026
- 'cause I'm terrified of failure.
- 1242
- 01:07:55,059 --> 01:07:57,028
- I've been doin' it for
- years in my career,
- 1243
- 01:07:57,061 --> 01:07:58,062
- even longer with you.
- 1244
- 01:07:59,230 --> 01:08:00,363
- I purposely date
- guys I know won't last
- 1245
- 01:08:00,397 --> 01:08:02,699
- so I don't have to be
- vulnerable with anyone.
- 1246
- 01:08:02,732 --> 01:08:05,203
- Guess we're a perfect
- pair of fuck ups.
- 1247
- 01:08:05,236 --> 01:08:06,736
- Do two wrongs make a right?
- 1248
- 01:08:07,737 --> 01:08:09,539
- Well only one way to find out.
- 1249
- 01:08:15,412 --> 01:08:19,083
- Some damn fine
- work, kids.
- 1250
- 01:08:24,288 --> 01:08:29,293
- Looks like I won't be around
- to collect my payment, but
- 1251
- 01:08:32,129 --> 01:08:34,098
- tell him you're with me.
- 1252
- 01:08:34,131 --> 01:08:34,966
- He'll set you up.
- 1253
- 01:08:36,767 --> 01:08:38,735
- You work for Big Oil?
- 1254
- 01:08:38,769 --> 01:08:41,105
- Told you I wasn't
- government, you dumb ass.
- 1255
- 01:08:41,138 --> 01:08:44,108
- Why would an oil company
- hire you to hunt down an alien?
- 1256
- 01:08:45,142 --> 01:08:47,111
- That alien machine
- you just shut down.
- 1257
- 01:08:50,114 --> 01:08:50,948
- It wasn't a bomb.
- 1258
- 01:08:52,116 --> 01:08:55,086
- So what, could it
- open up a black hole,
- 1259
- 01:08:55,119 --> 01:08:56,821
- expand matter, poison the air?
- 1260
- 01:08:59,123 --> 01:09:01,292
- It's a carbon
- dioxide extractor.
- 1261
- 01:09:02,492 --> 01:09:04,494
- Sucks CO2 outta the atmosphere.
- 1262
- 01:09:07,497 --> 01:09:09,499
- That little alien device
- 1263
- 01:09:10,634 --> 01:09:12,636
- is meant to turn the
- tide on climate change.
- 1264
- 01:09:14,138 --> 01:09:15,605
- No, that doesn't
- make any sense.
- 1265
- 01:09:15,639 --> 01:09:17,275
- Big Oil would want
- this thing activated
- 1266
- 01:09:17,308 --> 01:09:19,643
- so they could keep
- goin' business as usual.
- 1267
- 01:09:19,676 --> 01:09:21,645
- Of course.
- 1268
- 01:09:24,315 --> 01:09:27,151
- Think about how much
- money can be made
- 1269
- 01:09:28,485 --> 01:09:30,487
- if you hold the world hostage.
- 1270
- 01:09:31,822 --> 01:09:33,657
- Once they dissect that thing,
- 1271
- 01:09:35,159 --> 01:09:39,997
- they can create their own and
- profit like motherfuckers.
- 1272
- 01:09:42,833 --> 01:09:43,667
- You used us
- 1273
- 01:09:44,668 --> 01:09:47,838
- like pawns in a corporate game.
- 1274
- 01:09:49,506 --> 01:09:50,674
- Don't be so dramatic.
- 1275
- 01:09:53,210 --> 01:09:54,845
- Corporations are people too.
- 1276
- 01:09:56,347 --> 01:09:57,181
- Big Oil
- 1277
- 01:09:59,350 --> 01:10:00,184
- ain't so bad.
- 1278
- 01:10:09,860 --> 01:10:11,195
- Maybe she was right.
- 1279
- 01:10:13,030 --> 01:10:14,698
- We've killed a
- great humanitarian.
- 1280
- 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:18,202
- Well at least we
- still have some beers.
- 1281
- 01:10:20,371 --> 01:10:23,540
- Well happy birthday,
- man.
- 1282
- 01:10:28,879 --> 01:10:32,383
- Light fuckin' beer.
- 1283
- 01:10:33,717 --> 01:10:34,551
- Of course.
- 1284
- 01:10:39,223 --> 01:10:40,057
- Fuck.
- 1285
- 01:13:51,115 --> 01:13:52,715
- 47 Baker, take three.
- 1286
- 01:13:52,749 --> 01:13:54,717
- So we're already
- landed, right?
- 1287
- 01:13:54,752 --> 01:13:55,886
- Yeah.
- 1288
- 01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:57,720
- My
- nay-nays feel weird.
- 1289
- 01:14:00,291 --> 01:14:01,425
- I mean I don't drink.
- 1290
- 01:14:01,458 --> 01:14:03,227
- But when I drink, I drink.
- 1291
- 01:14:03,260 --> 01:14:04,895
- No, we're high up.
- 1292
- 01:14:04,929 --> 01:14:05,728
- We're pretty high.
- 1293
- 01:14:05,763 --> 01:14:06,897
- I can tell.
- 1294
- 01:14:06,931 --> 01:14:09,099
- Less oxygen.
- 1295
- 01:14:09,133 --> 01:14:11,769
- Whoa.
- 1296
- 01:14:14,605 --> 01:14:16,574
- I voted for Trump.
- 1297
- 01:14:16,607 --> 01:14:20,277
- I like to masturbate with
- my lab coat on.
- 1298
- 01:14:21,979 --> 01:14:26,951
- Maggie hates postpartum
- sex, but I like it.
- 1299
- 01:14:28,285 --> 01:14:30,120
- - Sorry.
- - Speakin' of farts,
- 1300
- 01:14:30,154 --> 01:14:31,789
- I pood my pants
- like.
- 1301
- 01:14:35,125 --> 01:14:38,762
- I had a pain in my balls and
- I thought it was ball cancer.
- 1302
- 01:14:38,796 --> 01:14:40,464
- It was just pain
- 1303
- 01:14:42,633 --> 01:14:45,169
- in my balls.
- 1304
- 01:14:46,470 --> 01:14:49,273
- You can see like the
- burn marks and stuff.
- 1305
- 01:14:49,306 --> 01:14:50,441
- Burn marks.
- 1306
- 01:14:50,474 --> 01:14:51,275
- Yeah.
- 1307
- 01:14:51,308 --> 01:14:52,443
- I don't know, man.
- 1308
- 01:14:52,476 --> 01:14:54,645
- I think it's like
- splittin' hairs.
- 1309
- 01:14:54,678 --> 01:14:56,146
- - Which one?
- - Both equal.
- 1310
- 01:14:56,180 --> 01:14:57,448
- I don't...
- 1311
- 01:14:57,481 --> 01:14:58,315
- No, one's better
- than the other.
- 1312
- 01:14:58,349 --> 01:14:59,617
- Don't show them to me again.
- 1313
- 01:14:59,650 --> 01:15:01,285
- You want me to take
- a pic of your dick?
- 1314
- 01:15:01,318 --> 01:15:02,953
- The selfies are kinda tough.
- 1315
- 01:15:02,987 --> 01:15:03,787
- Nah, it's okay.
- 1316
- 01:15:03,821 --> 01:15:04,788
- I think I can manage.
- 1317
- 01:15:04,822 --> 01:15:05,956
- - Okay.
- - Yeah.
- 1318
- 01:15:05,990 --> 01:15:07,124
- Life or death, we're
- leaving right now.
- 1319
- 01:15:07,157 --> 01:15:10,461
- C'mon!
- 1320
- 01:15:10,494 --> 01:15:11,495
- Ow.
- 1321
- 01:15:20,337 --> 01:15:21,138
- I farted.
- 1322
- 01:15:24,675 --> 01:15:25,509
- Dingleberry!
- 1323
- 01:15:27,511 --> 01:15:28,679
- Fuckin' dicks!
- 1324
- 01:15:31,348 --> 01:15:33,651
- Babadook?
- 1325
- 01:15:33,684 --> 01:15:34,518
- Fully erect.
- 1326
- 01:15:38,522 --> 01:15:39,356
- The Schwinns!
- 1327
- 01:15:41,058 --> 01:15:42,493
- - Our old bikes?
- - Yeah.
- 1328
- 01:15:42,526 --> 01:15:44,495
- They should still
- be in the barn.
- 1329
- 01:15:47,698 --> 01:15:49,533
- Teleport!
- 1330
- 01:15:55,873 --> 01:15:58,709
- - She's in the barn?
- - Who is that?
- 1331
- 01:15:59,710 --> 01:16:01,378
- She's in the barn.
- 1332
- 01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:04,181
- Can you swim?
- 1333
- 01:16:04,214 --> 01:16:07,518
- No, I'm black.
- 1334
- 01:16:10,721 --> 01:16:11,522
- I'm fallin' off.
- 1335
- 01:16:11,555 --> 01:16:13,691
- Ooh!
- 1336
- 01:16:13,724 --> 01:16:16,026
- Yes?
- 1337
- 01:16:16,060 --> 01:16:17,194
- Like
- push your tongue.
- 1338
- 01:16:17,227 --> 01:16:19,029
- It'll help you to
- just push you tongue.
- 1339
- 01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:31,075
- One for the alien.
- 1340
- 01:16:31,909 --> 01:16:33,077
- Happy birthday, man.
- 1341
- 01:16:38,415 --> 01:16:39,416
- Oh, fuck!
- 1342
- 01:16:39,450 --> 01:16:41,218
- Welcome to my place.
- 1343
- 01:16:41,251 --> 01:16:44,054
- Got my entourage,
- got my lights goin'.
- 1344
- 01:16:44,088 --> 01:16:45,723
- You see my egg in the back.
- 1345
- 01:16:45,757 --> 01:16:47,124
- You know I'm lit.
- 1346
- 01:16:48,258 --> 01:16:50,060
- Don't mind the blood,
- that's somethin'.
- 1347
- 01:16:50,094 --> 01:16:51,729
- We're not gonna talk about that.
- 1348
- 01:16:51,763 --> 01:16:54,064
- There's my sound guy.
- 1349
- 01:16:54,098 --> 01:16:57,601
- You know I'm dope if I got
- my own sound guy, right?
- 1350
- 01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:01,195
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