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  1. Cheezus had gotten used to life as a fleshlight, although she still missed actually being human, and not being trapped in a sex toy like some sort of dirty genie. One day, Zaz saw a fleshlight of a dolphin on Ebay. He wanted it so badly, but a double holster would completely drain the money inherited to him from his late childhood. He had to make a sacrifice, buy this dolphin fleshlight and throw away this one, or keep it. He decided on the first option. This may have been what broke the spell.
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  3. Around a week later, Zaz finally got off his ass and decided to take out the trash. Zaz was puzzled that his fleshlight was missing, but he didn't care thanks to the fact that his new dolphin fleshlight would be arriving from today. He didn't care to look behind his shelf, and maybe that's for the best because a still-female Cheezus was hiding there.
  4. She dared not talk, might she attract the attention of the mountain of flesh currently taking out his garbage.
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  6. After Zaz went back into his apartment, Cheezus lined herself up on the road, ran backwards, and jumped. "Hmm... How did I not figure out that B-Hopping was possioblebosobneosnbseseb...." Her voice was drowned out by the wind whipping by at over 700 miles per hour. She passed by a game of Car Soccer, and went into the arena. She rammed the ball at such speed that it teleported into Blue's net. "RED GOAL" croaked the announcer from the booth high above the field. After leaving, she B-Hopped at such speed that she made a sub-orbital trajectory to her home town of Leamington.
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  8. She stepped into her home, and immediately was greeted by the stench of rot. she walked into her room to realize that TkeKerbalKraken had never actually recovered from his convulsing, and died. She saw her gaming setup, and sat in her chair. She tried to boot up her computer, and instead was greeted by a webpage conveniently telling her all about Zaz's secret organization focused on making everybody in the world trans! They must be stopped!
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  10. The webpage also contained the address to Zaz's secret base on Jupiter's moon Ganymede. She readied herself for her fastest B-Hop yet. She began to jump, and she immediately gained speed to nearly five thousand miles per hour. She began to jump with better timing, and nearly circumnavigated the earth by the time she hit 20,000 miles per hour. Once she hit escape velocity, it was only a twenty year long journey to Ganymede that awaited her.
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  12. She hit Ganymede's crust at nearly 50,000 and eventually slowed to a stop. She dusted herself and her surroundings off, and found a welcome mat in the shape of a penis. "Well played, Zaz." she said to herself. She traced a triangle around the mat, and yelled "BABY GRAVY!" to nobody in particular. The mat split into three pieces revealing a Dance Dance Revolution console. She then proceeded to beat Zaz's record twenty times before the DDR console split into three, and revealed the airlock Cheezus suspected was there.
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  14. She opened the airlock and came upon four armed guards, equipped with dildo launchers. Cheezus was completely unfazed by this. She said "I am a cis-gender white female who don't need no man." The guards were so aroused by the prospect of being raided by a cis gender white female that their penises SEXPOLDED and they died. After she got through them, she saw a large corridor with doors labeled "spare dragon dildo strap-ons". When she got to the end, she saw a large door labeled "ZAZ'S ROOM NO GIRLS ALLOWED". It was magnetically locked, but it had voice recognition software. She quickly pulled out her phone, and googled Zaz's youtube channel. She held her phone up to the mic and played one of his fan-fiction Let's Reads.
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  16. The door slowly swing up, ricer style. and revealed a newly thin Zaz wanking off to a picture of Archie's dolphin dong. "DIDN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN?!" Zaz yelled before recognizing who she was. "Oh wait, you're Cheezus aren't you?" "I know what you're trying to do, Zaz, IT WON'T WORK!" Zaz chuckled for a bit and said "Silly Cheezus, you're out of time." Zaz produced a glowing red fleshlight out of his pocket and pressed on it's rubbery part. A loud alarm sound filled the room as a picture of earth came up on the center-console, covering up Archie's dolphin dong. Slowly, a pink haze built up in earth's atmosphere. Cheezus recognized this as the cliché as fuck TG gas. "YOU MONSTER!" Cheezus cried as she watched in horror.
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  18. Cheezus spawned a knife using a toolgun she found, and stabbed Zaz in the chode. "AHHH Shiiiiiiiiit." Zaz sputtered as blood leaked from his new vagina thing. "There is one thing I need to tell you, Cheezus-san, This isn't your universe." Cheezus was confused "What?!" "The fleshlight was a portal to this universe, you didn't think you could do what you did in real life, did you?" Trying to hide the shame of being a gullible little cunt, Cheezus said "Uhhh... no?" "Good! But that brings up another topic, why would everybody know all these memes that are indigenous to our community?" "I don't know..?" Cheezus said, still confused. "The fleshlight to your universe is in Storage Room 360, get out of my sight before I call some guards specially trained in assrape."
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  20. Cheezus went back to where she came from, and counted down the rooms "500, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 499," Eventually she found room 360 and walked in, only to find that it's sole content was the fleshlight. She crawled in somehow, and on the other side was a Cheezus' room. He looked down to see that he actually had his manhood back! "ye" was his only response.
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