SPC-001-EX 9

COMPOUND-WIDE PISS BULLETIN

PRIORITY LEVEL: MEGA IMPORTANT

LOCATION: Compound-20

     hold on im just testing this thing uh what else do i put here shit

NOTES:
     Upon receiving and while attempting to decipher the meaning of SPC-001's bulletin, a confused member of personnel at Compound-20 accidentally tripped and fell onto the button which controls the output of SPC-2000, causing it to produce 18x as many Selachian Entities as it normally does for seven hours.

     Although this would normally be an issue, the day after the bulletin was sent, a health-study revealing that sushi was good for gaining muscle was suddenly released and gained widespread media attention. To fit the demand for increasing amounts of sushi, significant amounts of overfishing began to take place, which heavily affected the population of Selachian Entities. It is believed that if this warning had not been given, the Centre would have been without a proper amount of Selachians for combat for the next five weeks.

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