Sectoid

I sexually Identify as a sectoid. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of shooting my plasma pistol and mindfucking xcom soldiers.
People say to me that a person being a sectoid is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful.
I’m having a plastic surgeon remove my nose, ears and mouth as well as give me psionic powers. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ayy Lmao” and respect my right to always fucking scamper backwards into fog of war on activation.
If you can’t accept me you’re a xenophobe and need to check your human privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.