Trolling lame skids

<?php
define('KEYSIZE', 2048);

echo "-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----\n";
$msg = "\nHaha you really thought I would be dumb enough to upload my SSH/SSL private key to my homedir? ".
       "Get real you lame script kiddies!\n";
$raw =  openssl_random_pseudo_bytes( ceil( (KEYSIZE - strlen($msg)) / 2) - 2 ) .
        $msg .
        openssl_random_pseudo_bytes( floor( (KEYSIZE - strlen($msg)) / 2) - 1 );
echo chunk_split( 'MIIE' . base64_encode($raw), 64);
echo "-----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----\n";