The Arena: Introduction

>Get one of those cheap lotto tickets at the local convenience store
>Manage to win a few thousand bucks
>Buy a nice video camera with a tripod
>Buy about 3 acres of land
>Have the entire area fenced in (Chainlink)
>Buy a pit-bull
>Buy about 100 fluffy ponies
>Set up a gate entry on the fence, pulled up by a rope on a pulley system
>Set the camera up on the other side of your new "Arena"
>Buy a foghorn
>Purchase a few coolers
>Buy an ass ton of beer
>Release the fluffies into the arena
>They will live there for a few days and feast off the grass inside
>Bring coolers full of beer, and lawn chairs to the east side of the arena
>Invite friends over
>Put dog in easily transportable, nicely sized crate
>He is calm for now
>The Arena is ready