The Road Crossing

>You are a great smarty and today you are leading your herd to new nummie lands.
>You stand proud in front of your herd leading them through these woods.
>It is fall and the leaves have changed to pretty colors.
>You have to stop every once in a while to make sure you don’t lose any.
>As you walk you see an old dirt road.
>You look about, it seems safe.
>You gather your herd close, when you are ready you start to cross.
>All of a sudden the leaves start to fall.
>It is a swirl of multicolored fauna and it engulfs your herd.
>”WOST! FWUFY WOST!”, “Hewp! Fwuffy nuu see!”, “”Weafies pwetty!”, “Fwuffy nee huggies!”
>You start to shout to your herd, “Efewy fwuffy nuu mofe! Hewd mofe when weafies go way!”
>The herd quiets down.
>The ground starts to shake and there is a rumbling.
>”Nuuu! Fwuffy scawed!”
>You start to hear crying, “Fwuffies come to smawty! Fowwow smawty speakies!”
>”AHHHHH! Fwuffy hewt!”
>The ground is really shaking now and you hear stomping.
>You start to dart about when something hits your back.
>You have just been stepped on and slammed to the ground.
>”WHAAAAAAAA! Hewp! Smawty hewt!”
>You are then stomped again on your face.
>You start crying as the throbbing pain courses through your body.
>Then the rest of the stomps start.
>You are stepped on again and again.
>Your little body twitches with each impact.
>You make bad poopies from the repeated pressure.
>You make whimpering noises as your body is battered mercilessly.
>You don’t know what is hurting you because the leaves obscure your view.
>Finally the stomps stop and the ground quits shaking.
>”Wahhhhh…”, Boohoohoo….”, “Pwease gif fwuffy huggies….”, “Nuu smeww pwetty…”
>The cries and whimpers of your herd fill the air as the last of the leaves settle.
>You can’t see any of them, they are all covered in the fallen foliage.
>Suddenly something appears, it is a purple unicorn.
>It hurts so much to breath, you try to yell for help but can’t make a sound.
>”Exercise your eye muscles…. I CAN TELEPORT CUNT!”
>”I’ll take 5th so it’s not too obvious.”
>She gets a serious look on her face, “Bitches…” She disappears again.
>All that is left is the whimpers and cries of your herd.
>You wait for the pain to quit so you can move again, “Waaaahhhh… owies……”
>You picked the wrong day to try and move through White Tail Wood.