Jump 452: Dodgeball

Jump #452: Dodgeball
Why. Just, why. Why did I have to go here.
>Eight of Swords (Interference): Inability to focus on the crux of a problem and free oneself from a difficult situation.
>Age: 25
>Location: Somewhere in the United States
>Identity: The New Guy
>Drawbacks: (+300) The Check Bounced, I Just Threw Up In My Mouth A Little
"Look. I literally have a PALLET of unmarked bills. Right here. Just fucking take some of it-" "NO! YOU MUST PLAY DODGEBALL!"
>She's Gotta Be A Lesbian (Free, New Guy)
So wait. I have people creeping on me... knowing that they're not my type, and just keeping it up anyway? Man, I really DID just throw up in my mouth a little.
>Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, Dodge (1000, New Guy)
https://youtu.be/kvS6zMThiZU
>If You Can Dodge A... (700)
https://youtu.be/Jz-3NmE5BmU
>Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That (600)
You mean people won't judge me for linking youtube videos as explanations for things? Nice. And here I thought I had the bullshit down to a science, now I don't even need to go that route.
>On The Ball (0)
Combined with Dodge, this should basically make me a dodgeball master.
Wait, who the hell funds dodgeball tournaments?
Can I fund a dodgeball tournament?
I'm going to fund dodgeball tournaments. I'm going to fund SO MANY dodgeball tournaments. For no reason. And give them absurd payouts.