/s4s/ is slightly challenged

/c/: Red 3.
/bant/: Green 3.
/jp/: Draw 2, /s4s/.
/s4s/: Nuh-uh! Reverse card! Now you have to draw two! Hahahaha!
/jp/: N-no, that's not how it works. You have to draw two cards.
/c/: Unless she has another draw two card.
/jp/: /c/, no!
/s4s/: Oh, yeah, I can draw two cards! Well, I-
/jp/: What?
/s4s/: -draw my blue 5 and my blue 8. Uno!
/bant/: Oh my God.
/jp/: No, /s4s/, that's- I can't begin to explain just how many things wrong you're doing.
/s4s/: *blank stare*
/c/: I guess you should explain it.
/bant/: Good luck.
/jp/: Sweet Yuyuko's ghost...there's a card called a draw two card. You're supposed to take them from the deck. You can't just play two cards. Secondly, you can't even put a blue 5 card on a green 3 card. And third...you still have eight cards.
/s4s/: And?
/jp/: ...you have eight cards. You said "Uno."
/s4s/: *blank stare*
/jp/: That's not Uno.
/s4s/: *blank stare*
/jp/: Uno is when you have one card.
/s4s/: *blank stare* ...so, do I draw seven?
/jp/: *WTF stare* .../c/?
/c/: Huh?
/jp/: A moment.
/c/: Why do you want-
/jp/: Don't you think /s4s/ is a little bit...you know...
/c/: Uhhhh...endearing?
/jp/: Challenged.
/c/: Chal- um, well...
/jp/: She's struggling to grasp the rules of Uno. I don't think-
/c/: But she wants to play.
/jp/: Yeah, yeah, she wants to join in, but this is ridiculous. Look at her, she's licking one of the cards.
/s4s/: There's mustard on it!
/bant/: It's a yellow card.
/jp/: See what I mean? I can't deal with her.
/c/: Why?!
/jp/: Words are going in one ear and out the other, /c/. I don't have the patience.
/c/: O-okay, I get it, but...but look, /jp/. She needs friends.
/jp/: She needs to be tested.
/c/: No! She...okay maybe...but she needs friends to play with. I know you're impatient but, you know, just let her have this one. Let /s4s/ have fun. She's happy to be here.
/jp/: *sighing* Fine. Fine. I'll...I'll try to accompany her. Alright, /s4s/. Good job. I believe it's /c/'s turn.
/c/: Um...blue 6.
/bant/: Blue 4.
/jp/: Blue 9.
/s4s/: Red 9!
/bant/: ...that's not the-
/c/: Um, /s4s/, that's a red 6.
/s4s/: But it looks like a red 9. It's got a little hat on too.
/jp/: That's supposed to be an underline.
/s4s/: ...but it's over the 9.
/jp/: No, you-
/c/: /jp/, ix-nay.
/jp/: ...okay, it's a red 9.
/s4s/: Yeah!
/c/: My turn!
/s4s/: Wait, wait!!
/bant/: Huh?
/jp/: What?
/c/: What is it?
/s4s/: *blank stare*
/jp/: Hello-
/s4s/: Uno!
/jp/: *WTF stare 2*
/bant/: Uh oh.
/jp/: I forfeit. Bye.
/c/: *fading voice and footsteps* /jp/, wait! Come back! She doesn't mean to be-
/bant/: *blank stare*
/s4s/: Draw four?