Hello Bonky and Chibi-Homer

>be me, Hello Bonky
>i'm with my pal Chibi-Homer
>we're hanging out with Dear Daniel
>we're doing some light gossiping about the other San Rio characters
>like how chococat is called chococat because of his brown nose
>his brown nose is like chocolate
>or like how Deery-Lou hangs out with Queenie-Lou and Beary-Lou
>and we ask Dear Daniel, Danieru sutā, what the odds are
>that these three should be friends
>when all their names are a variation on Lou
>and he says such possibilities could only exist in the San Rio universe
>because it was crafted with careful thought and concise intent
>unlike the human world
>which is, as far as he can tell, just a bunch of atoms smashing together at random
>it is at best a random explosion
>Chibi-Homer and I are glad we're in the San Rio universe
>where things are ordered and not random
>Dear Daniel says it is time for him to go
>he says he will talk to us later
>we say goodbye
>we have such fun with Dear Daniel
>but we want to keep gossiping
>so we head to Donut Pond
>and we talk with Keroppi
>we ask how Pikki and Den Den are doing
>he says they are doing wonderfully
>he asks how are day is going
>we say we were chatting with Dear Daniel earlier
>he asks us if we know who Dear Daniel's girlfriend is
>we say DEAR DANIEL HAS A GIRLFRIEND?
>we're shocked
>we're astonished
>koroppi says Dear Daniel's girlfriend is none other than Hello Kitty herself
>the center of the San Rio universe
>we ask how this is possible
>he says that they've known each other since they were babies
>we say he's three years old
>how can a three year old have a girlfriend
>we say that there's some sort of mistake
>but secretly we both independently realized that we want Hello Kitty as a girlfriend
>he says that Dear Daniel wooed Hello Kitty by giving her a pet hamster named Sugar
>we say that we will get Hello Kitty gifts even better than what Dear Daniel gave Hello Kitty
>we will get her a puppy
>we will get her a diamond
>we will get her a unicorn
>we will get her the world
>we will do whatever it takes to make Hello Kitty our girlfriend
>we say goodbye to Keroppi
>we head to the Sanrio shop
>we buy a gift for Hello Kitty
>we wrap it up
>we put a note inside that says "From your secret admirer"
>we put it in her mailbox
>we wait for a response
>we wait
>and wait
>and wait
>but we never get a response
>we're heartbroken
>we give up on ever getting Hello Kitty as a girlfriend
>we go back to our normal lives
>but we always wonder what could have been
>if only we had been Dear Daniel...