function shouldIFuckThisCharacter(genital, appearance) {
	var trapOrCrap = "";
	var fuckOrCuck = "";
	if (genital == "penis" && appearance == "female") {
		var fuckOrCuck = "trap4life";
		gayOrNay = "definitely not gay";
	} else if (genital == "penis" && appearance == "male") {
		for (var gay = 0; gay < 100; gay++) {
			console.log("GAAAAAYYYY");
		}
		fuckOrCuck = "GAY";
		gayOrNay = "lolgay";
	} else if (genital == "vagina" && appearance == "female") {
		var fuckOrCuck = "...yep definitely gay if u had to ask";
		gayOrNay = "lol wtf";
	} else if (genital == "vagina" && appearance == "male") {
		var fuckOrCuck = "wtf is this a neo-trap";
		gayOrNay = "maybe this is gay idk this is some advanced level shit";
	}
	console.log(fuckOrCuck + ", " + gayOrNay);
}