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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #706
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- the funny thing is that imp has a vw transporter IN HELL which implies either that Volkswagen operates in hell (oh the horror) or someone there makes copies
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- Those portals they open up seem pretty wide. They could have just kiped one and driven it through if they got the angle right. There's even this shot where the portal looks to be hovering right over the parking lot at their building.
- >IMP portals up
- >Goes to the dealership
- >Dealership staff has the one guy in this universe who isn't dumb enough to fall for their thrift store disguises or mistake them for woodland fauna
- >Starts freaking out
- >Millie and Moxxie put a blackjack upside everyone's heads while Blitzo jumps in the vehicle he was trying to haggle over and floors it
- >Cops are in pursuit
- >A bunch of "possums" running around at an auto dealership isn't a crime, but a vehicle that hasn't been paid for leaving the lot and tearing off into traffic on the wrong side of the road is
- >Blitzo rams it straight through the guard rails on the side of the road and into a portal Loona opened at a predetermined spot
- That's why it's such a battered piece of crap, it had to get smashed through a guard rail at 90 mph and take an 8 foot drop through the air above the IMP's parking space to get to Hell.
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