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[S] Lavira: Be Agent OO7

Apr 21st, 2017
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  1. \-==START==-/
  2. LAST TIME ON SCRATCHSTUCK:
  3. Lavira_Dyenus
  4. I was investigating the hole in the wall the puffballs came from
  5. Sorodin
  6. Lavira killed some weird Puffball imps.
  7. And that.
  8. It seems to lead to the outside, where a small raft made of clouds is docked.
  9. In the distance, you can see a giant cloudship advancing. Apparently, this was just a scouting party for... whatever these are.
  10. Lavira_Dyenus
  11. I think I can make an educated guess that these are Zeus' minions
  12. I head back inside through the hole and go through the door that was previously on my right upon entering the room
  13. Sorodin
  14. You head through the door on the left and enter a room that looks like a conference room with tables and whiteboards and shit.
  15. The whiteboard reads "Nuke ---> Zeus == Explosions"
  16. Lavira_Dyenus
  17. Typical. These Rhinos can't even make a plan bigger than three steps
  18. Yet somehow they developed nuclear missiles
  19. I examine the room for any other doors
  20. Sorodin
  21. A few Puffballs are seated at the table, along with a larger cloud creature, holding a large iron rod.
  22. Lavira_Dyenus
  23. nevermind then.
  24. have I been noticed?
  25. Sorodin
  26. Its eyes are electric, and every so often it lets out a thunder of lightning.
  27. Yes, you have.
  28. Roll Init.
  29. Lavira_Dyenus
  30. !roll 1d20+6
  31. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  32. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {9}
  33. Sorodin
  34. Ouch
  35. !roll 1d20+2
  36. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  37. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {5}
  38. Sorodin
  39. !roll 1d20+2
  40. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  41. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {7}
  42. Sorodin
  43. !roll 1d20+1
  44. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  45. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {21}
  46. Sorodin
  47. Alright, the turn order is
  48. Stormbulk > Lavira > Puffballs
  49. The Stormbulk claps it's hands thunderously, and then charges at you and attempts to deliver a sucker punch,
  50. !roll 1d20+5
  51. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  52. rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {19}
  53. Sorodin
  54. !roll 2d6+1
  55. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  56. rolled 2d6+1 --> [ 2d6=11 ] | {12}
  57. Sorodin
  58. And it connects, dealing 12 damage.
  59. Lavira_Dyenus
  60. 74/86hp remaining
  61. Sorodin
  62. Your turn
  63. Lavira_Dyenus
  64. I run past the stormbulk and slice at the first puffball
  65. !roll 1d20+9
  66. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  67. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {13}
  68. Sorodin
  69. Hit.
  70. Lavira_Dyenus
  71. POWERSTRIKE
  72. !roll 2d6+12
  73. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  74. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=5 ] | {17}
  75. Sorodin
  76. You make contact with the puffball, dispelling it into cloud bits.
  77. Lavira_Dyenus
  78. WINDS OF STEEL ACTIVATE!
  79. I slice at the remaining puffball
  80. !roll 1d20+9
  81. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  82. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {26}
  83. Sorodin
  84. hit
  85. Lavira_Dyenus
  86. !roll 2d6+6
  87. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  88. rolled 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=6 ] | {12}
  89. Sorodin
  90. You smack the puffball around, and it gives you a glare with those nonexistent eyes of his.
  91. But it's not dead yet
  92. Lavira_Dyenus
  93. end turn
  94. Sorodin
  95. The remaining puffball runs around, before charging you.
  96. !roll 1d20+1
  97. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  98. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {4}
  99. Lavira_Dyenus
  100. no block needed
  101. Sorodin
  102. And missing horribly. Goddammit puffball.
  103. The Stormbulk snorts, before charging up with electricity and letting fly a LAZER LIGHTNING EYEBEAM AND SHIT LIKE THAT.
  104. !roll 1d20+4 VS Reflex
  105. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  106. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {18}
  107. Lavira_Dyenus
  108. can't I block the lightning with my sword and redirect or absorb it or something
  109. Sorodin
  110. Roll Luck.
  111. Lavira_Dyenus
  112. !roll 1d20
  113. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  114. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {20}
  115. Sorodin
  116. Okay then.
  117. !roll 2d8+3
  118. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  119. rolled 2d8+3 --> [ 2d8=12 ] | {15}
  120. Sorodin
  121. You absorb most of the lightning, only taking 5 damage.
  122. ...+10 to damage on your next attack with your sword, provided it's within the next turn.
  123. End turn
  124. Lavira_Dyenus
  125. I slice at the stormbulk
  126. !roll 1d20+9
  127. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  128. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {26}
  129. Lavira_Dyenus
  130. !roll 2d6+16
  131. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  132. rolled 2d6+16 --> [ 2d6=9 ] | {25}
  133. Sorodin
  134. You give the Stormhulk a beatdown, barely one-shotting it.
  135. Lavira_Dyenus
  136. WINDS OF STEEL ACTIVATE!
  137. I slice at the remaining puffball
  138. !roll 1d20+9
  139. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  140. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {21}
  141. Lavira_Dyenus
  142. POWERSTRIKE
  143. !roll 2d6+12
  144. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  145. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=5 ] | {17}
  146. Sorodin
  147. Aaaaaand he's dead.
  148. Take 80 EXP
  149. And rolling up grist real quick gimme a sec
  150. Sorodin
  151. Take 15 T2 grist, 25 T1, 74 build
  152. Also take 40 build from that fight from earlier.
  153. Lavira_Dyenus
  154. that everything?
  155. Good
  156. I briefly examine the room for any other doors
  157. Sorodin
  158. There are no other doors.
  159. Some papers are laid out on the desk though if you want to take those.
  160. Lavira_Dyenus
  161. I think I will. I captchalogue the papers for later reading and leave the room
  162. and go through the door that was previously in front of me upon first entering the first room
  163. Sorodin
  164. Alright. This ends up in an intersection with a door directly across and on the right again. Nothing's in here.
  165. Lavira_Dyenus
  166. I head into the door on the right
  167. carefully this time
  168. and quietly so as not to arouse any unwanted attention
  169. stealth if needed
  170. Sorodin
  171. Yeah roll ur stealth
  172. Lavira_Dyenus
  173. !roll 1d20+10
  174. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  175. rolled 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {28}
  176. Sorodin
  177. HMM. I WONDER IF ANYTHING NOTICES YOU.
  178. LET ME ROLL JUST TO BE SURE.
  179. !roll 1d20+2
  180. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  181. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {6}
  182. Sorodin
  183. hahahahahaha
  184. no.
  185. You enter the room, and the singular ogre in the room does not notice you.
  186. There are five switches on the wall, labelled one through five.
  187. Lavira_Dyenus
  188. Dispatching the ogre comes first
  189. I go for the surprise attack
  190. !roll 2#1d20+9
  191. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  192. rolled 2#1d20+9 --> | [ 1d20=18 ]{27}, [ 1d20=4 ]{13}
  193. Sorodin
  194. Hit.
  195. Lavira_Dyenus
  196. POWERSTRIKE
  197. !roll 2d6+12
  198. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  199. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=2 ] | {14}
  200. Sorodin
  201. You slash the ogre across the chest.
  202. It looks down at the gash confused, before handing you a slip of paper and walking out through the wall.
  203. Lavira_Dyenus
  204. huh
  205. What a strange ogre
  206. I look at the paper
  207. Sorodin
  208. "4 has one adjacent lever pulled down, but only one."
  209. Lavira_Dyenus
  210. I look at the lever labeled 4 and the two levers adjacent to it
  211. Sorodin
  212. Next to four is three and five.
  213. Lavira_Dyenus
  214. well, then. I pull down the 5 lever
  215. Sorodin
  216. Nothing happens.
  217. Maybe you need some more clues
  218. Lavira_Dyenus
  219. I decaptchalogue the papers from before and rifle through them, looking for clues
  220. Sorodin
  221. "Neither lever adjacent to two is pulled down."
  222. Lavira_Dyenus
  223. I try pulling down levers 2 and 4
  224. Sorodin
  225. 2, 4, and 5 are pulled down, correct?
  226. Lavira_Dyenus
  227. yes
  228. Sorodin
  229. Alright then.
  230. When you pull them down, green lights start flashing in the room and the ogre hands you a key and a booklet titled "Statue Game Rules"
  231. WAIT
  232. WAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
  233. How the fuck did he get back here?
  234. It is truly a mystery.
  235. He gives you a cheesy smile, and then slides out the door.
  236. Lavira_Dyenus
  237. What........... the fuck?
  238. alright, then. I open the booklet and read the rules
  239. Sorodin
  240. "You must stay still to win."
  241. That's it.
  242. Lavira_Dyenus
  243. simple enough, I guess. I captchalogue the booklet and papers and head back into the previous room and through the door directly across from where I entered it
  244. Sorodin
  245. You enter a small room with a few crates in it.
  246. A Stormbulk is playing catch with a Puffball.
  247. Lavira_Dyenus
  248. I crouch down and try being as quiet as I can before being noticed
  249. Sorodin
  250. But the catch is, they're tossing a bomb around.
  251. Stealth
  252. Lavira_Dyenus
  253. !roll 1d20+10
  254. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  255. rolled 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {23}
  256. Sorodin
  257. !roll 1d20+1
  258. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  259. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {4}
  260. Sorodin
  261. !roll 1d20+2
  262. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  263. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {7}
  264. Sorodin
  265. yeah they don't notice you
  266. Lavira_Dyenus
  267. I sneak around to behind the stormbulk and try observing the bomb for a lit fuse or a timer
  268. Sorodin
  269. It's lit.
  270. Holy fuck these guys are idiots.
  271. Lavira_Dyenus
  272. I back up behind a nearby crate and wait for the bomb to go off on either of them
  273. Sorodin
  274. They toss it around for a while, before it blows up in the Puffball's face, killing him.
  275. RIP.
  276. Lavira_Dyenus
  277. Makes my day easier
  278. I move in for the surprise attack on the stormbulk
  279. !roll 2#1d20+9
  280. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  281. rolled 2#1d20+9 --> | [ 1d20=16 ]{25}, [ 1d20=1 ]{10}
  282. Sorodin
  283. Hit.
  284. Lavira_Dyenus
  285. POWERSTRIKE
  286. !roll 2d6+12
  287. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  288. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=8 ] | {20}
  289. Sorodin
  290. You smack the Stormbulk, hard, and it stumbles back.
  291. Roll Initiative.
  292. Lavira_Dyenus
  293. !roll 1d20+6
  294. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  295. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {11}
  296. Sorodin
  297. !roll 1d20+1
  298. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  299. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {9}
  300. Sorodin
  301. You go first.
  302. Lavira_Dyenus
  303. I go in for another slice
  304. !roll 1d20+9
  305. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  306. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {25}
  307. Sorodin
  308. Hit
  309. Lavira_Dyenus
  310. POWERSTRIKE
  311. !roll 2d6+12
  312. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  313. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=4 ] | {16}
  314. Sorodin
  315. You smack it one more time, dispelling it.
  316. Take 40 EXP and...
  317. 3 T2, 13 T1, and 67 build
  318. Lavira_Dyenus
  319. I look around this crate-room for any other doors and maybe hidden secrets in corners or behind anything
  320. Sorodin
  321. There's a door on the exact opposite side.
  322. And also one build grist in the corner.
  323. good job, don't you feel accomplished?
  324. Lavira_Dyenus
  325. I pick the grist up and head through the door on the opposite side
  326. Sorodin
  327. You enter the door on the opposite side, and end up in a rather large room where it appears another nuke is being built.
  328. Giant construction machines move around, shifting parts around and building another nuke in general
  329. The cloud monsters seem to have gotten here too, massacring the rhinos as they try to work.
  330. Lavira_Dyenus
  331. How many cloud monsters?
  332. Sorodin
  333. Three Stormbulks, five Puffballs, and one other low-lying cloud one that you haven't seen yet.
  334. Ofc you can try to lure them over separately
  335. Lavira_Dyenus
  336. I'm vastly outnumbered here, so that's definitely the best course of action
  337. I try using light refraction to catch the attention of one or two stormbulks
  338. !roll 1d20
  339. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  340. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {4}
  341. Sorodin
  342. You manage to catch not only the attention of one of the stormbulks, but the low-lying creature as well!
  343. They both run over.
  344. It looks like the Nimbus has eyes made out of giant hailrocks.
  345. It's cool and shit.
  346. Haha, cool. See what I did there?
  347. +2 DM points for awesome puns
  348. anyway, roll Init
  349. Lavira_Dyenus
  350. !roll 1d20+6
  351. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  352. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {16}
  353. Sorodin
  354. !roll 1d20+6
  355. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  356. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {12}
  357. Sorodin
  358. !roll 1d20+1
  359. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  360. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {18}
  361. Sorodin
  362. The turn order is this.
  363. Stormbulk > Lavira > Nimbus
  364. The Stormbulk goes in for a sucker punch, charging up overexxageratedly and punching
  365. !roll 1d20+3
  366. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  367. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {17}
  368. Sorodin
  369. Does that break AC?
  370. Lavira_Dyenus
  371. no block needed
  372. miss
  373. Sorodin
  374. Okay.
  375. The Nimbus skitters around, before tackling you.
  376. !roll 1d20+4
  377. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  378. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {9}
  379. Sorodin
  380. And missing terribly.
  381. Lavira_Dyenus
  382. oi it's my turn
  383. Sorodin
  384. oh yeah
  385. yeah take ur turn
  386. Lavira_Dyenus
  387. The nimbus will most likely be my biggest threat, so it should go first. I slice at it
  388. !roll 1d20+9
  389. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  390. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {21}
  391. Sorodin
  392. Hit.
  393. Lavira_Dyenus
  394. POWERSTRIKE
  395. !roll 2d6+12
  396. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  397. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=7 ] | {19}
  398. Sorodin
  399. You give it a good beatdown, but it's still fairly alive.
  400. Lavira_Dyenus
  401. end turn
  402. Sorodin
  403. And it takes its turn above.
  404. The Stormbulk charges up it's lightning eyebeams again, and fiors its lazors
  405. !roll 1d20+4 vs REF
  406. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  407. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
  408. Lavira_Dyenus
  409. nope
  410. Sorodin
  411. Anyway, the lightning flies past you, and scorches the wall.
  412. Your turn.
  413. Lavira_Dyenus
  414. I slice at the nimbus again
  415. !roll 1d20+9
  416. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  417. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {13}
  418. Sorodin
  419. Miss.
  420. Lavira_Dyenus
  421. since that didn't work, I try blinding the nimbus with Light Refraction'
  422. !roll 1d20
  423. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  424. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {3}
  425. Sorodin
  426. Also doesn't work
  427. Lavira_Dyenus
  428. end turn
  429. Sorodin
  430. The Nimbus charges up some Frost Breath for next turn.
  431. The Stormbulk kicks at you.
  432. !roll 1d20+3
  433. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  434. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {8}
  435. Lavira_Dyenus
  436. no block needed - miss
  437. Sorodin
  438. But misses. It then goes and hovers protectively by the Nimbus.
  439. End turn
  440. Lavira_Dyenus
  441. I go around the stormbulk and slice at the nimbus again
  442. !roll 1d20+9
  443. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  444. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {14}
  445. Sorodin
  446. A miss again.
  447. Damn we cannot roll today.
  448. Lavira_Dyenus
  449. I try blinding it again with Light Refraction
  450. !roll 1d20
  451. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  452. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {4}
  453. Sorodin
  454. And another miss.
  455. Lavira_Dyenus
  456. end turn
  457. Sorodin
  458. The Nimbus releases Frost Breath, expending a minor slot to do so.
  459. !roll 1d20+5 vs REF
  460. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  461. rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {17}
  462. Lavira_Dyenus
  463. tie to defender - miss
  464. Sorodin
  465. Alright
  466. !roll 2d8+3
  467. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  468. rolled 2d8+3 --> [ 2d8=8 ] | {11}
  469. Sorodin
  470. Take 5 damage.
  471. !roll 1d2
  472. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  473. rolled 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {1}
  474. Sorodin
  475. And no additional effects.
  476. The Nimbus looks upset at it's miss.
  477. The Stormbulk goes for the old one-two punch
  478. !roll 1d20+3
  479. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  480. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {13}
  481. Lavira_Dyenus
  482. no block needed - miss
  483. Sorodin
  484. and misses.
  485. Again.
  486. Goddammit guys hit for once
  487. end turn
  488. Lavira_Dyenus
  489. I slice again at the nimbus
  490. !roll 1d20+9
  491. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  492. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {17}
  493. Lavira_Dyenus
  494. !roll 2d6+12 POWERSTRIKE
  495. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  496. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=7 ] | {19}
  497. Sorodin
  498. You slice one last time, and it explodes into a puff of clouds.
  499. Lavira_Dyenus
  500. WINDS OF STEEL ACTIVATE!
  501. I slice at the stormbulk
  502. !roll 1d20+9
  503. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  504. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {22}
  505. Lavira_Dyenus
  506. !roll 2d6+6
  507. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  508. rolled 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=5 ] | {11}
  509. Sorodin
  510. You slice at the Stormbulk, dealing a fair bit of damage.
  511. Lavira_Dyenus
  512. end turn
  513. Sorodin
  514. It decides to go with another electric attack, because punching has NOT been working out well for it.
  515. !roll 1d20+4 vs REF
  516. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  517. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {10}
  518. Sorodin
  519. Haha no.
  520. End turn.
  521. Lavira_Dyenus
  522. I slice again at the stormbulk
  523. !roll 1d20+9
  524. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  525. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {28}
  526. Lavira_Dyenus
  527. !roll 2d6+12 POWERSTRIKE
  528. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  529. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=11 ] | {23}
  530. Sorodin
  531. He explodes.
  532. Take 145 EXP
  533. and...
  534. Sorodin
  535. 4 T3, 12 T2, 58 T1, 218 build
  536. Lavira_Dyenus
  537. two monsters down, many more to go
  538. I try using Light Refraction again to lure over more stormbulks
  539. !roll 1d20
  540. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  541. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {9}
  542. Sorodin
  543. You get three Puffballs instead.
  544. Roll Initiative.
  545. Lavira_Dyenus
  546. !roll 1d20+6
  547. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  548. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {7}
  549. Sorodin
  550. Ouch.
  551. !roll 3#1d20+2
  552. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  553. rolled 3#1d20+2 --> | [ 1d20=19 ]{21}, [ 1d20=15 ]{17}, [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
  554. Sorodin
  555. You go last regardless.
  556. Puffball 1 decides to headbutt you because imps are lousy at doing anything at all
  557. !roll 1d20+2
  558. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  559. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {21}
  560. Sorodin
  561. and uh
  562. hits
  563. Lavira_Dyenus
  564. Block +1
  565. !roll 1d3+1
  566. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  567. rolled 1d3+1 --> [ 1d3=3 ] | {4}
  568. Sorodin
  569. Oh yeah
  570. Actually doesn't hit.
  571. Number Two decides fuck yes headbutting is the new trend
  572. !roll 1d20+2
  573. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  574. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {17}
  575. Lavira_Dyenus
  576. no block needed - miss
  577. Sorodin
  578. and barely misses.
  579. The last one wisens up, and decides to uh
  580. these guys literally have one attack without their minor slot sooooooooo
  581. headbutt
  582. !roll 1d20+2
  583. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  584. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {15}
  585. Sorodin
  586. And misses horrendously.
  587. Your turn.
  588. Lavira_Dyenus
  589. I slice at the puff who almost hit me
  590. !roll 1d20+9
  591. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  592. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {12}
  593. Sorodin
  594. Hit.
  595. Lavira_Dyenus
  596. !roll 2d6+12 POWERSTRIKE
  597. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  598. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=11 ] | {23}
  599. Sorodin
  600. Dead.
  601. Lavira_Dyenus
  602. WINDS OF STEEL ACTIVATE!
  603. I slice at the next puff
  604. !roll 1d20+9
  605. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  606. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {24}
  607. Lavira_Dyenus
  608. !roll 2d6+6
  609. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  610. rolled 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=6 ] | {12}
  611. Sorodin
  612. Also hit.
  613. But not kill.
  614. Lavira_Dyenus
  615. end turn
  616. Sorodin
  617. They do the headbutt thing again.
  618. !roll 2#1d20+2
  619. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  620. rolled 2#1d20+2 --> | [ 1d20=11 ]{13}, [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
  621. Sorodin
  622. And both miss because imps are fuckers
  623. End turn
  624. Lavira_Dyenus
  625. I slice at the injured imp
  626. !roll 1d20+9
  627. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  628. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {23}
  629. Lavira_Dyenus
  630. !roll 2d6+6
  631. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  632. rolled 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=7 ] | {13}
  633. Sorodin
  634. Dead.
  635. Lavira_Dyenus
  636. WINDS OF STEEL ACTIVATE!
  637. I slice at the last puff
  638. !roll 1d20+9
  639. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  640. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {28}
  641. Sorodin
  642. Hit.
  643. Lavira_Dyenus
  644. !roll 2d6+12 POWERSTRIKE
  645. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  646. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=6 ] | {18}
  647. Sorodin
  648. And also dead.
  649. Take 60 EXP
  650. Take 43 build grist
  651. Lavira_Dyenus
  652. Three more down, a few more to go
  653. I try using Light Refraction again to attract the stormbulks
  654. !roll 1d20
  655. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  656. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {10}
  657. Sorodin
  658. Whoa look.
  659. You actually get one this time.
  660. Along with the last two Puffballs
  661. Init.
  662. Lavira_Dyenus
  663. !roll 1d20+6
  664. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  665. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {20}
  666. Sorodin
  667. !roll 2#1d20+2
  668. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  669. rolled 2#1d20+2 --> | [ 1d20=2 ]{4}, [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
  670. Sorodin
  671. !roll 1d20+1
  672. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  673. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {14}
  674. Sorodin
  675. You go first.
  676. Lavira_Dyenus
  677. I slice at the nearest puff
  678. !roll 1d20+9
  679. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  680. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {18}
  681. Lavira_Dyenus
  682. !roll 2d6+12 POWERSTRIKE
  683. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  684. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=7 ] | {19}
  685. Sorodin
  686. Dead.
  687. Lavira_Dyenus
  688. WINDS OF STEEL ACTIVATE!
  689. I slice at the next puff
  690. !roll 1d20+9
  691. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  692. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {11}
  693. Sorodin
  694. Miss.
  695. Lavira_Dyenus
  696. end turn
  697. Sorodin
  698. The puff goes for it
  699. !roll 1d20+2
  700. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  701. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {18}
  702. Sorodin
  703. and promptly gets blocked.
  704. The Stormbulk decides to go for an electric attack because yes
  705. !roll 1d20+4
  706. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  707. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
  708. Sorodin
  709. And misses like a motherfucker.
  710. Goddammit guys she only has a REF of 17 you can do it
  711. end turn
  712. Lavira_Dyenus
  713. I slice at the remaining puff
  714. !roll 1d20+9
  715. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  716. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {27}
  717. Lavira_Dyenus
  718. !roll 2d6+12 POWERSTRIKE
  719. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  720. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=11 ] | {23}
  721. Sorodin
  722. Dead
  723. Lavira_Dyenus
  724. WINDS OF STEEL ACTIVATE!
  725. I slice at the Stormbulk
  726. !roll 1d20+9
  727. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  728. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {21}
  729. Lavira_Dyenus
  730. !roll 2d6+6
  731. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  732. rolled 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=6 ] | {12}
  733. Sorodin
  734. You slice at the Stormhulk, but don't deal that much damage.
  735. Lavira_Dyenus
  736. end turn
  737. Sorodin
  738. It does the electric thingy again.
  739. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  740. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {19}
  741. Sorodin
  742. ...I'm so proud of it.
  743. !roll 2d6+2
  744. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  745. rolled 2d6+2 --> [ 2d6=10 ] | {12}
  746. Sorodin
  747. Take 12 damage.
  748. end turn
  749. Lavira_Dyenus
  750. I slice at the stormbulk again
  751. !roll 1d20+9
  752. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  753. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {16}
  754. Lavira_Dyenus
  755. !roll 2d6+12 POWERSTRIKE
  756. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  757. rolled 2d6+12 --> [ 2d6=7 ] | {19}
  758. Sorodin
  759. You give it one last strike, and it dies.
  760. Take 80 EXP and...
  761. 9 T2, 28 T1, 47 build
  762. And this is where we're going to end
  763. because soro needs to stat bosses
  764. \-=END=-/
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