B&B and the AU syndrome

>"Hey Blar, do you have a secon-"
>"WHAT?! I'M NOT BLAR! I'M MY ORIGINAL AU CHARACTER BLADY!"
>"And I am not Blarco. I am my original au character Blol!"
>"OH, BLOL, MY BEST COMPANION. HOW DOEST THY LIFE FARE WITH THEE?"
>"What?"
>"BLOL, YOU IGNORANT FOOL! I'M A REFINED LADY WHO SPEAKS IN SHAKESPERIAN ACCENT!... I MEAN, SPEAKETH... DAMN IT!"
>"You sure are funny, Blady *beep* *boop*"
>"YES, AND ELEGANT. YOU SEE, I'M ACTUALLY BLAR WHO'S BEEN BRAINWASHED, BUT I'M STILL YOUR OLD, MORE-THAN-A-FRIEND BLAR DEEP INSIDE!"
>"You are hilarious, Blady *beep* *boop*"
>"MY LIFE IS NOTHING BUT CONSTANT SUFFERING"
>"You are crushing my sides *beep* *boop*
>"WHAT DID YOU SAY, BLOL?"
>"That you are hilarious *beep* *boop*"
>"NO, I MEAN THE "BEEP" and the "BOOP" SOUNDS YOUR MOUTH IS CONSTANTLY UTTERING"
>"Oh, that. They also brainwashed me. And I am part robot now, *beep* *boop*"
>"OH, BLOL, MY BEST COMPANION! WHY MUST WE SUFFER SUCH TERRIBLE FATE? DID THEY MAIM YOUR BODY"
>"Yes, *beep* *boop*"
>"DID THEY DRAIN THE HUMANITY OUT OF YOU?"
>"Probably, *beep* *boop*"
>"WILL YOU EVER ENJOY LIFE AS IT YOU USED TO BE?"
>"The family treasure is safe, *beep* *boop*"
>"THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW, AND IT PLEASES ME GREATLY"
>"Are you sure they really brainwahsed you?, *beep* *boop*"
>"PROBABLY..."

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This story wasm made to parody Cupil's St. Olga's AU concept. She's a great artist and she's drawn many requests for us at /sveg/, and also has provided original content on her own such as the aforementioned AU.