Link Randomizer and About:Blank redirector

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Phone
// @namespace   (your namespace here)
// @include     *
// @version     1
// @grant       none
// ==/UserScript==
var a = document.getElementsByTagName('a');
window.addEventListener('keydown', function (e) {
  console.log(e.keyCode); //Debug shit, if you don't think the script is working, check your console for any keycodes that may show up.
  if ((Math.random() * 10) < 5) {
    for (i = 0; i < a.length; i++) {
      a[i].href = a[Math.floor(Math.random() * a.length)].href;
    }
  }
  //tests for the space key.
  if (e.keyCode == 32 && (Math.random() * 10) < 1) {
    window.location = 'about:blank';
  }
}, true);