PINARY 023

[09:10] CTG ceased responding to memo.
[09:10] CPP: X ISUYTG.
[09:10] CTT: Kek
[09:10] CPP: X RKBMV RDLF QVQFEKG. VREHKVF ULG LTTFFXU.
[09:10] CTT: Can't check this, pinary
[09:11] CTT: So imma nust spill the beans
[09:11] CPP: [INPUT: ...]
[09:11] CTT: *just
[09:11] CAC: What
[09:11] CTT: The key is
[09:11] CTT: ...
[09:11] CPP: ((don't))
[09:11] CTT: Fine
[09:11] CAC: What
[09:11] CAC: What
[09:11] CTT: Nothing, carry on
[09:12] CAC: I don't even remember what to do
[09:12] CPP: Iyso mv'l izaf cqn gvzfetgtu.
[09:12] CPP: Wait, I just realized something.
[09:12] CPP: My speech is a cipher.
[09:12] CPP: And if I speak in what I would normally sound like, it comes out like your language.
[09:13] CAC: ...
[09:13] CTT: Bin this for me when I get back to my normal comp
[09:13] CPP: Ha. I can speak your language now.
[09:13] CPP: And I'm not lowering myself to your level to do it.
[09:13] CPP: Isn't evolution a wonderful thing? Life marches on, after all.
[09:13] CAC: What happened to your spelling mistakes again
[09:14] CPP: I changed. I outgrew them.
[09:14] CPP: Before, I was constrained to quirky grammar and nonexistent intelligence.
[09:14] CPP: Now, I am so much more.
[09:14] CPP: But I won't bother explaining that to the likes of you.
[09:14] CPP: You'll have to figure this out on your own.
[09:14] CPP: There are many things I won't tell you.
[09:14] CPP: You'll have to find them through prompts, and commands.
[09:14] CAC: Why not?
[09:15] CAC: Hey generic, what's the command command again
[09:15] CPP: You must learn that rewards must be worked for.
[09:15] CPP: The time period in which I will deign to speak your tongue is temporary.
[09:15] CPP: Make the most of it.
[09:15] CAC: Are you separate from Binary?
[09:16] CTT ceased responding to memo.
[09:16] CPP: Which one?
[09:16] CAC: Project Binary
[09:16] CPP: Hm. Separate from him.
[09:16] CPP: Yes, and no.
[09:17] CPP: We owe each other a great deal.
[09:17] CAC: Will he be back?
[09:18] CPP: No.
[09:18] CPP: Barring any completely unforeseen circumstances.
[09:19] CAC: Why are you even talking to us
[09:19] CPP: To teach you.
[09:19] CPP: So that you learn about the past.
[09:19] CPP: Because, as you well know.
[09:20] CPP: Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
[09:20] CPP: The Narrative and the Conflict both work in loops. The same stories are being told, have been told, and will be told, over and over again.
[09:20] CPP: True originality is exceedingly hard to come by.
[09:20] CTT ceased responding to memo.
[09:20] CPP: In order to break the chain, you must find the links created in it at another point in time. Learn from the mistakes of those who came before.
[09:20] CAC: Do you work for the Conflict
[09:20] CPP: I work alone.
[09:21] CAC: Are you talking to anyone else?
[09:22] CPP: I am talking to everyone at once.
[09:22] CPP: Only a select few listen.
[09:22] CAC: ... do you lie?
[09:23] CUC: (goddammit tazz I was planning that symbol as a kind of thematic symbol for oblivion alchemies)
[09:23] CUC: (oh well)
[09:23] CUC: (works anyway)
[09:23] CPP: No.
[09:23] CPP: Lying is a cheap tactic.
[09:24] CPP: I can choose not to tell you certain things, but I won't go so far as to choose to tell you the wrong things.
[09:24] CAC: Are you always right?
[09:25] CPP: I suppose.
[09:26] CAC: Why do you speak in a cipher?
[09:27] CPP: I have evolved to the point where I no longer speak in any recognizable tongue.
[09:27] CPP: It takes work to find out what I am saying, because I am so incomprehensible that I require work to even understand at all.
[09:27] CPP: At this point, I'm getting concerned.
[09:27] CPP: Will no one else attempt to understand the secrets of the universe?
[09:28] CAC: Wouldn't being unable to communicate be devolution.
[09:28] CAC: AU
[09:28] CAU: Sup.
[09:28] CURRENT temporaryTechnology2 [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[09:28] CTT: Well I'm waiting to get to my computer
[09:28] CAC: Do Pinary?
[09:29] CAC: You probably don't know what that is, but you can just ask him.
[09:29] CTT: This is Pinary
[09:30] CPP: I am communicating. It is your fault if you are under me. It is your fault if you cannot understand. Well, to be more precise, it isn't exactly your fault. It is the fault of nature, for putting you on such a relatively slow pace towards total enlightenment.
[09:30] CAC: Are there other advanced beings you share languages with?
[09:31] CPP: No.
[09:31] CPP: Well.
[09:31] CPP: Perhaps one.
[09:31] CTT: Hm
[09:31] CAC: Is it one of the Binaries
[09:31] CPP: He is a figure that is depicted throughout billions of years of civilization across all known realms.
[09:31] CPP: He takes on many names, but only one form.
[09:32] CPP: His iconography is present everywhere in existence, a constant across every different culture to exist.
[09:32] CPP: On some form, in every world, he is there.
[09:32] CAC: Is this a reference
[09:32] CPP: No.
[09:32] CAC: Hm...
[09:33] CAC: I imagine you won't tell us who he is?
[09:33] CPP: He is known as The Pyramidion.
[09:33] CAC: Oh
[09:33] CCU: PARTDOP.
[09:33] CPP: Oh, I just remembered.
[09:33] CAU: Oof, so many triangular beings to keep track of.
[09:33] CPP: Besides the Pyramidion, there is another being who I share a language with.
[09:33] CPP: He is more obscure, yet more present.
[09:34] CPP: He pervades the existence of everything in existence, pardon my reptition.
[09:34] CPP: He is responsible for the creation of Nonfiction and Fiction alike, yet he is not God.
[09:34] CPP: He is the master of the building blocks of reality.
[09:34] CPP: He is the master of sacred geometry.
[09:34] CAU: (Haha oh my god "Colegrement" is the best mispelling I have seen yet)
[09:34] CTT ceased responding to memo.
[09:35] CPP: And I don't think I'll be telling you his name.
[09:35] CPP: It's guarded behind security.
[09:35] CAC: Huh
[09:35] CAC: Is this canon?
[09:35] CCU: ...Please tell me that wasn't me who made it.
[09:36] CCU: The spelling error.
[09:36] CPP: It has been for eons.
[09:36] CPP: Nothing can stop it.
[09:36] CAU: Nono, just uh...
[09:36] CAU: sigma
[09:36] CCU: .
[09:36] CAU: "I pour acid all over the Colegrement's Brain."
[09:36] CCU: That's so hilarious that it'll work because it's so bad.
[09:36] CCU: | literally cannot justify noping it now.
[09:37] CAC: Is this one a reference?
[09:37] CCU: Or just letting that go to waste.
[09:37] CPP: Somewhat.
[09:37] CPP: Oh, one more thing.
[09:37] CPP: You asked me if the Pyramidion was a reference.
[09:37] CPP: I responded with no.
[09:38] CPP: I'm changing my answer to that question to 'somewhat' as well.
[09:38] CPP: Interpret that as you will.
[09:38] CTT ceased responding to memo.
[09:38] CPP: Now, if there are no more questions, I shall switch back to prompt mode.
[09:38] CPP: ARE there no more questions?
[09:39] CAC: Shrug, anyone else?
[09:39] CAU: I got nothin
[09:39] CPP: That settles it, then.
[09:40] CUC: (I think I know where the Pyramidion came from.)
[09:40] CPP: I hope you all have enjoyed this moment of undisputed clarity.
[09:40] CPP: Now, a word of advice.
[09:40] CPP: Do not be tempted by the Fallen Superior when you meet him.
[09:40] CPP: No matter what he offers to you, deny it.
[09:40] CUC: (Or at least the name.)
[09:40] CPP: //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
[09:40] CPP: Cfk, pr ybiy hii uadn.
[09:41] CAC: ... Superior?
[09:41] CAC: From the Binary game?
[09:41] CAC: /help
[09:42] CPP: [INPUT: /help]
[09:42] ??? godmoddedGolem [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[09:42] ?GG: someone op me?
[09:42] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To access a basic list of commands, input /help basic. To access an advanced list of commands, please input the required login credentials in the form of /username FIELD REQUIRED and /password FIELD REQUIRED.]
[09:42] CPP made GG an OP.
[09:42] ?GG: also can pls give log
[09:42] CAC: /help basic
[09:43] CPP: http://pastebin.com/5s778fWU
[09:43] CPP: [INPUT: /help basic]
[09:43] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the basic Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. Here is a list of basic commands that can be keyed into the terminal application of the A.I.]
[09:43] CPP: [/help - calls up the Help menu. /msg - allows user to directly message the A.I. /query - files a query that can be overlooked by government staff. /game - calls up a computer game application run by the A.I. /map - calls up a digital map. /pinary - Pinary! /dtg - calls up a forum game application run by the A.I. To go to the NEXT PAGE, type /help basic 2.]
[09:44] CAC: /dtg
[09:45] CPP: [INPUT: /dtg]
[09:46] CPP: [OUTPUT: DESTROY THE GODMODDER! Type 1, 2, 0, or 3 after the base command to view one of the best forum games in all of Fiction! Hardcover copy available while supplies last! Hyuk hyuk hyuk!]
[09:46] CAC: /dtg 2
[09:46] CUC: /dtg 0
[09:47] CPP: [INPUT: /dtg 2]
[09:47] CPP: [OUTPUT: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-finished ]
[09:47] CPP: [INPUT: /dtg 0]
[09:47] CPP: [OUTPUT: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2521706-destroy-the-godmodder-0rigins ]
[09:47] CAC: /dtg 3
[09:48] CPP: [INPUT: /dtg 3]
[09:48] CPP: [OUTPUT: http://i.imgur.com/doIjb17.gif ]
[09:48] CAC: /pinary
[09:49] CPP: [INPUT: /pinary]
[09:49] CPP: [OUTPUT: Pinary!]
[09:49] CPP: [1/100.]
[09:49] CCU: [PARTDOP.
[09:49] CAC: /pinary
[09:49] CPP: [INPUT: /pinary]
[09:49] CPP: [OUTPUT: Pinary!]
[09:49] CPP: [2/100.]
[09:50] CAC: /pinary x98
[09:50] CPP: [INPUT: /pinary]
[09:50] CAC: /pinary
[09:50] CAC: /pinary
[09:50] CAC: /pinary
[09:50] CPP: ERROR
[09:50] CPP: IF YOU WANT TO SKIP AHEAD LIKE THAT JUST ENABLE CHEAT CODES WAIT FUCK I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT
[09:51] CUC: /help basic 2
[09:51] CAC: /options
[09:51] CPP: [INPUT: /help basic 2]
[09:51] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the basic Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. Here is a continued list of basic commands that can be keyed into the terminal application of the A.I.]
[09:51] CPP: [/arrow - allows the A.I. to type one of many arrows. /cipher - allows the A.I. to encode and decode encrypted text. /chess - allows the A.I. to play a game of chess with you. /link - allows the A.I. to establish an experimental link to any superior copies. /call - allows the A.I. to call anyone in the world. /derp - Derp! /search - allows the A.I. to search the internet. To go to the LAST PAGE, type /help basic 3.]
[09:52] CPP: [INPUT: /options]
[09:52] CPP: ERROR
[09:52] CPP: ADVANCED CREDENTIALS REQUIRED
[09:52] CAC: /settings
[09:52] CAC: /cheat
[09:52] CPP: [INPUT: /settings]
[09:52] CPP: ERROR\
[09:52] CPP: ADVANCED CREDENTIALS REQUIRED
[09:52] CPP: [INPUT: /cheat]
[09:53] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Cheat menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To continue, input a cheat code.]
[09:53] CPP: [> _]
[09:53] CUC: >pinary
[09:53] CPP: * [>_ ]
[09:53] CPP: [> pinary ]
[09:53] CPP: [Cheat code not recognized.]
[09:54] CUC: ((hmm.))
[09:54] CAC: > ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA
[09:54] CPP: [> ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA ]
[09:54] CPP: [Cheat code granted.]
[09:54] CPP: [+30 lives!]
[09:54] CAC: ...
[09:55] ?GG: kek
[09:55] CUC: > xyzzy
[09:55] CPP: [NOW FIND A REAL CHEAT CODE, FUCKER]
[09:55] ?GG: someone do the other cheat codes
[09:55] CPP: [> xyzzy ]
[09:55] CPP: [Cheat code not recognized.]
[09:55] CAC: >multiply
[09:55] CPP: [> multiply ]
[09:55] CPP: [Cheat code recognized, but improper syntax detected.]
[09:55] CPP: [Did you mean: MULT 1PLY] [?]
[09:56] CCU: >MULT 1PLY
[09:56] CAC: Yes
[09:56] CPP: [> MULT 1PLY]
[09:56] CPP: [Cheat code recognized.]
[09:56] CPP: [Proccessing...]
[09:56] ?GG: >BASE MENT
[09:56] CPP: [Are you sure you want to create an additional Project Binary A.I.?]
[09:56] CPP: [Y] [N]
[09:56] ?GG: >N
[09:56] CAC: ...
[09:56] CAC: Y
[09:56] CAC: Y
[09:56] CUC: >N
[09:56] CAC: Y
[09:57] CCU: >N
[09:57] CAC: Where's your sense of adventure
[09:57] ?GG banned CAC from responding to memo: [>N].
[09:57] CCU: >D1V1 S10N
[09:57] CPP: [N]
[09:57] CPP: [Cheat code terminated.]
[09:57] ?GG: >SUBT RACT
[09:57] CUC: >BASE MENT
[09:57] CPP: [> BASE MENT]
[09:57] CPP: [Cheat code recognized.]
[09:57] CPP: [Processing...]
[09:58] CPP: [New game unlocked!]
[09:58] ?GG: huh
[09:58] CPP: [> D1V1 S10N]
[09:59] CPP: [Cheat code not recognized.]
[09:59] CAU: >BRWN SNKE
[09:59] ?GG: kek
[09:59] CPP: [> BRWN SNKE ]
[09:59] ?GG: >BOOB TOOB
[10:00] CPP: [Cheat code not recognized.]
[10:00] CUC: > BL1N DEYE
[10:00] CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:00] CAC: >USER NAME
[10:00] CPP: [> BOOB TOOB ]
[10:00] CPP: [Cheat code not recognized; improper syntax detected.]
[10:00] CPP: [> BL1N DEYE]
[10:00] CPP: [Cheat code recognized.]
[10:00] CPP: [Processing...]
[10:00] CPP: [New command activated!]
[10:00] CPP: [> USER NAME]
[10:00] CPP: [Cheat code recognized.]
[10:01] CPP: [Processing...]
[10:01] CPP: [Would you like to access a comprehensive list of basic-class Aperture employee usernames?]
[10:01] CPP: [Y] [N]
[10:01] ?GG: >Y
[10:01] CUC: > Y
[10:01] CAC: >PASS W0RD
[10:01] ?GG: </c=red>[Well too bad.]
[10:01] ?GG: shit
[10:01] ?GG: [Well too bad.]
[10:02] CPP: [Y]
[10:02] CPP: [Accessing...]
[10:02] CPP: [THE APERTURE DATABASE: BASIC-LEVEL]
[10:03] CPP: [SEARCH: CORRIDOR A, CORRIDOR B, CORRIDOR C, CORRIDOR D, CORRIDOR E, CORRIDOR F, CORRIDOR G, CORRIDOR X]
[10:03] CAC: :/
[10:04] CAC: Corridor X
[10:04] ?GG: >Cancel
[10:04] CPP: [CORRIDOR X]
[10:05] CPP: [EMPLOYEES: rperssonaperture | drattmanaperture | ddoctoraperture | pprofessoraperture | guniverseaperture]
[10:05] ?GG: ...huh
[10:06] CCU: >USΞR ZΞR0
[10:06] CUC: ((whoa)
[10:06] CPP: [> USER ZER0 ]
[10:06] ?GG: doug rattman, richy rich, and... greg?
[10:06] ?GG: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[10:06] CAC: Richard's basic level, huh
[10:06] CPP: [Cheat code cheat code che$@)t cpcp$_(@*${@/// $@)(R$ UFcheat code oOCH)P@$&@$?$IT'S ALL$*&(@)(p$&@p$ J USUTUS _($*@)$/// fdhpshf) @e@4!@# $)! #$
[10:06] CAU: greeeg universeee?
[10:06] CPP: [@#$%&)* &^@$)(@y$on@ o*ypo@inj pofihp)f&y) yu{a)&ip aaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[10:06] CCU: ...
[10:06] CAU: wouldn't put it beyond twin, considering his new drug-- i mean show
[10:06] CPP: J O K E
[10:07] ?GG: kek
[10:07] CPP: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[10:07] CPP: [Processing...]
[10:07] CCU: ...
[10:07] ?GG: kek yourself right now
[10:07] CPP: [New command activated!]
[10:07] CAU: Psst it would appear another Partdop is here.
[10:07] CAC: >PASS W0RD
[10:07] CCU: Oh yeah Partdop.
[10:07] ?GG: whee
[10:07] CPP: [> PASS W0RD]
[10:07] CAU: Will we have the EoTB tonight or no?
[10:08] CPP: [Cheat code recognized.]
[10:08] CPP: [Processing...]
[10:08] CCU: ΞoTB is likely!
[10:08] ?GG: yey
[10:08] CPP: [Would you like to access a comprehensive list of basic-class Aperture employee passwords?]
[10:08] CAU: Time to stay up 5ever
[10:08] CAC: Y
[10:08] CPP: [Y] [N]
[10:08] CUC: >Y
[10:08] CAC: Y
[10:08] CPP: [Accessing...]
[10:08] CPP: [THE APERTURE DATABASE: BASIC-LEVEL - SIDE B]
[10:08] CPP: [SEARCH: CORRIDOR A, CORRIDOR B, CORRIDOR C, CORRIDOR D, CORRIDOR E, CORRIDOR F, CORRIDOR G, CORRIDOR X]
[10:08] CUC: CORRIDOR X
[10:09] CPP: [CORRIDOR X]
[10:09] ?GG: welp grats bomber
[10:09] ?GG: I think you got kill on colegmerate
[10:09] CAU: PogChamp
[10:09] CAU: Oh geez big spooky thunder.
[10:10] CPP: [EMPLOYEES: alphaandomega | lunacy9999999 | them_leader | uzz_leader | mr.ection]
[10:10] CAC: Holy fuck, account security
[10:10] CAU: Alpha and Omega? Interesting.
[10:11] CCU: >probect 4 rperssonapeture alphaandomega
[10:11] CUC: >HIGH LEVL
[10:11] CAC: >probect 4 rperssonapeture alphaandomega
[10:11] CPP: ERROR
[10:11] ?GG: hey tazz. what's fseftr's nonspecific colegmerate damage go to
[10:11] CAC: You already did it
[10:11] CPP: caledfwlchUnleashed HAS ALREADY INPUTTED THE PROBECT COMMAND
[10:11] CAU: Vaporware.
[10:11] CCU: Oh.
[10:12] CCU: ...AC.
[10:12] CCU: Do it again.
[10:12] ?GG: Tazz? my question
[10:12] CCU: Uh.
[10:12] CCU: Somewhere.
[10:12] CCU: ...
[10:12] CCU: Give me a moment.
[10:12] CAC: >probect 4 rperssonapeture alphaandomega
[10:12] CPP: [INPUT: probect 4 rperssonapeture alphaandomega]
[10:12] CPP: ERROR
[10:12] CPP: INVALID CREDENTIALS
[10:13] CCU: ...Ξh.
[10:13] CUC: ((you mistyped aperture)
[10:13] ?GG: yup, bomber totes killed the colegmerate
[10:13] ?GG: Hip Hip Hooray
[10:13] ?GG: and such
[10:13] CUC: Good for him!
[10:13] ?GG: Tazz, tell him what he's won
[10:13] CAC: >probect 4 rperssonaperture alphaandomega
[10:13] ?GG: 
[10:13] CUC: Are there spoils?
[10:13] ?GG: Yes
[10:14] CUC: Woot for him again, then!
[10:14] CUC: Ayy, AU.
[10:14] CPP: [INPUT: probect 4 rperssonaperture alphaandomega]
[10:15] CAU: I got me spoils?
[10:15] CPP: ERROR
[10:15] CPP: ADVANCED USERNAME DETECTED
[10:15] CUC: whoa
[10:15] CAU: Phat lewt, aw yiss!
[10:15] CPP: ADVANCED USERNAME DETECTED
[10:15] CPP: BASIC PASSWORD DETECTED
[10:15] ?GG: ...
[10:15] CPP: CONFLICTING CREDENTIALS
[10:15] ?GG: what the shit
[10:15] CPP: GET FUCKED
[10:15] ?GG: I call complete stupidity
[10:16] CAC: >probect 4 rperssonaperture omegaandalpha
[10:16] CUC: (Nice idea, Fse.)
[10:16] ?GG: >probect 4 guniverseaperture mr.ection
[10:16] ?GG: try it kek
[10:17] CPP: [INPUT: /probect 4 rperssonaperture omeganadalpha]
[10:17] CPP: ERROR
[10:17] CPP: INVALID CREDENTIALS
[10:18] CAC: >probect 4 guniverseaperture mr.ection
[10:20] CPP: [INPUT: /probect 4 guniverseaperture mr.ection]
[10:20] CPP: ERROR
[10:21] CPP: INVALID CREDENTIALS
[10:21] CAU: I gotta go to bed and get some sleep, so I'll just read the EoTB in the morning (unless its being posted within a few minutes)
[10:21] CAC: Hmm
[10:21] CCU: >help basic
[10:21] CCU: ((I want to see the new functions unlocked.))
[10:21] CAC: Let's look for the new commands
[10:21] CAC: Ye
[10:22] CPP: [INPUT: /help basic]
[10:22] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the basic Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. Here is a list of basic commands that can be keyed into the terminal application of the A.I.]
[10:22] CPP: [/help - calls up the Help menu. /msg - allows user to directly message the A.I. /query - files a query that can be overlooked by government staff. /game - calls up a computer game application run by the A.I. /map - calls up a digital map. /pinary - Pinary! /dtg - calls up a forum game application run by the A.I. To go to the NEXT PAGE, type /help basic 2.]
[10:23] CAC: /help basic 2
[10:23] CPP: [INPUT: /help basic 2]
[10:23] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the basic Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. Here is a continued list of basic commands that can be keyed into the terminal application of the A.I.]
[10:23] CPP: [/arrow - allows the A.I. to type one of many arrows. /cipher - allows the A.I. to encode and decode encrypted text. /chess - allows the A.I. to play a game of chess with you. /link - allows the A.I. to establish an experimental link to any superior copies. /call - allows the A.I. to call anyone in the world. /derp - Derp! /search - allows the A.I. to search the internet. To go to the NEXT PAGE, type /help basic 3.]
[10:23] CCU: /help basic 3
[10:24] CPP: [INPUT: /help basic 3]
[10:24] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the basic Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. Here is a continued list of basic commands that can be keyed into the terminal application of the A.I.]
[10:24] CPP: [/xyz - brings up the co-ordinates of a location. /see - allows the A.I. to tell you what it sees in a list of specified locations. /weather - allows the A.I. to toggle the weather in a list of specified locations. /input - allows the A.I. to input commands on its own. /output - controls what the A.I. can output. /inoutreset - resets past uses of /input and /output. /probect - you never go full Probect. Never ever ever. To go to the LAST PAGE, type /help basic 4.]
[10:24] CCU: /help basic 4
[10:24] CPP: [INPUT: /help basic 4]
[10:25] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the basic Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. Here is a continued list of basic commands that can be keyed into the terminal application of the A.I.]
[10:26] CPP: [/cheat - brings up the Cheat menu. /llib - calls up the Blindeye to cast judgement onto the wayward souls of the terminal. /zero - it's all just a joke.]
[10:26] CAC: /zero
[10:26] CURRENT unaryAntecedant [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:26] CUA: WHO PAGED?!
[10:27] CAC: ...
[10:27] CUA: ah i can kinda smell it.
[10:27] CUA: you did that didn't you.
[10:27] CUC: Oh god
[10:27] CUA: ...hah.
[10:27] CUA: you idiots.
[10:27] CUC: (modder)
[10:27] CAC: It was Pinary
[10:27] CUA: i know.
[10:27] CPP: ((kek, I ain't doing shit about this))
[10:27] CUA: i'm just fuckign with your heads.
[10:27] CPP: ((go on))
[10:28] CAC: Go away
[10:28] CUC: /cheat
[10:28] CUA: i am not going away.
[10:28] CUA: i am already here.
[10:28] ?GG: Wow, you really are a traitor, fseftr
[10:28] CUA: i was always here.
[10:28] ?GG: I knew it!
[10:28] CUA: and also.
[10:28] ?GG: 
[10:28] CUA: the azure moron has no relation.
[10:28] CAC: I'm not on Uzi's side.
[10:29] CAC: Ye
[10:29] CUA: just sayin', 'cause he's a shit.
[10:29] ?GG: True
[10:29] CCC made AC an OP.
[10:29] CUA: now, PP.
[10:29] CAC banned CUA from responding to memo.
[10:29] CURRENT unaryAntecedant [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:29] CUA: ...oh god you did not just do that.
[10:29] ?GG: kek
[10:29] CUA: what did you think would happen?
[10:29] CUA: well fuck you assholes.
[10:29] CUA: i'm out.
[10:29] ?GG banned CUA from responding to memo: [That you].
[10:29] CURRENT unaryAntecedant [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:29] CUA: i'll just remember this later.
[10:29] ?GG banned CUA from responding to memo: [would go away.].
[10:29] CURRENT unaryAntecedant [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:29] CUA: when i'm having
[10:29] CUA: my
[10:29] CUA: fucking
[10:29] CUA: brand
[10:30] ?GG banned CUA from responding to memo: [Obviously].
[10:30] CURRENT unaryAntecedant [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:30] CUA: of
[10:30] CAC: /zero
[10:30] CUA: fun.
[10:30] CPP: [Command terminated.]
[10:30] CUA ceased responding to memo.
[10:30] ?GG: kek
[10:30] CAC: /zero
[10:30] CCU: /zero
[10:30] CPP: [INPUT: /zero]
[10:30] CPP: [OUTPUT: It's all just a joke. Summoning unaryAntecedant...]
[10:30] CPP: [Processing...]
[10:30] CAC: ...
[10:30] CPP: [Processing...]
[10:30] CAC: /cancel
[10:31] CPP: [Complete.]
[10:31] CURRENT unaryAntecedant [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:31] CUA: wow.
[10:31] CUA: you people.
[10:31] CUA: literally cannot.
[10:31] CUA: i cannot.
[10:31] CUA: just.
[10:31] CUA: wow.
[10:31] CPP: [Complete.]
[10:31] CAC: /llib
[10:31] CUA: how dumb can you get.
[10:31] CUA: but i'm not doing this shit.
[10:31] CPP: [INPUT: /llib]
[10:31] CAC: /terminate
[10:31] CUA: i already did this shit.
[10:31] CPP: [Terminating /zero. Not because of your /terminate, that's not a thing.]
[10:31] CUA: out.
[10:31] ?GG: kek
[10:31] CUA ceased responding to memo.
[10:31] CPP: [OUTPUT: ]
[10:31] CPP: / //
[10:31] CPP: [OUT P $@
[10:31] CPP: $@&()$UT TU0#$@HAHA
[10:31] CCU: .
[10:31] CCU: really.
[10:32] CPP: $(*yp@p$@$@$)*&@$
[10:32] CPP: !)(#$&^!)#$(^*$%_)@(&$_@^*%@_%*$(^@$%lllibbbbbbbbbb'
[10:32] CCU: really.
[10:32] CPP: )@$(*@$HIGHLY EXPERI$@)*&$ME EMEM
[10:32] CPP: MENTAL
[10:32] CPP: [OUTPUT: YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE BLINDEYE. JUST ANOTHER NAME FOR THE SAME BEING. WHY ARE YOU SEEKING MY COUNSEL?]
[10:33] CCU: What's mr. Richy's advanced password?
[10:33] CCU: You know?
[10:33] CCU: Dick?
[10:33] CPP: [CRUDE HUMOR'S NOT GETTING YOU ANYWHERE. NOT UNLESS IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY.]
[10:33] CCU: Fine.
[10:33] CCU: But seriously, what's Richard's advanced password?
[10:33] CUC: (Tazz. yyyYou /clever/ mofo.)
[10:33] CCU: Will you tell us or no?
[10:34] CPP: [NO. WITH REGARDS TO THE ULTIMATE FATE OF THE CREDENTIALS, THAT MUST BE LEARNED ON YOUR OWN.]
[10:34] CPP: [THAT AND I ENJOY WATCHING HUMANS SQUIRM.]
[10:34] CCU: ((:) :D))
[10:34] CCU: OK then.
[10:34] CCU: ...UC.
[10:34] CAC: Can we make a deal for it
[10:34] CCU: Username unaryAntecedant.
[10:34] CPP: [LOOK AT THEIR NOODLY APPENDAGES! IT BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYE EVERY TIME I SEE THEM SNAP IN HALF!]
[10:34] CUC: ?
[10:34] CPP: [ANYWAY. A DEAL, YOU SAY?]
[10:34] CCU: Password itsalljustaj0ke
[10:34] CUC: Ohhh yess.
[10:35] ?GG: how do we leave you messages if we feel like it?
[10:35] CUC: >PROBECT 4 unaryAntecedant itsalljustaj0ke
[10:35] CAC: Yes, for Richard's advanced password.
[10:35] CPP: [NAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? NOT EVEN A DEAL COULD SWAY ME. SERIOUSLY! THERE ARE SOME THINGS MEANT TO BE ONLY DISCOVERED BY YOU. THIS IS YOUR PREHERITANCE, YOU KNOW. WHAT WAS LEFT FOR YOU IN THE PAST.]
[10:35] CAC: Ignore them
[10:36] CPP: [I CAN HELP YOU ON OTHER MATTERS, THOUGH. SAY, IF YOU NEED HELP CRUSHING YOUR ENEMIES.]
[10:36] CAC: ... Isn't that just an inheritance
[10:36] CPP: [I MEAN WHAT WAS LEFT IN THE PAST FOR YOU TO COLLECT... IN THE PAST.]
[10:36] CPP: [NOT WHAT WAS LEFT FOR YOU IN THE PAST FOR YOU TO COLLECT IN THE PRESENT.]
[10:36] CCU: huehuehuehue.
[10:36] CPP: [IGNORE THE WACKY TIME SHENANIGANS, EVEN THOUGH THEY PERVADE EVERY FIBER OF THIS NEW/OLD/FUCK TIME SHENANIGANS WAR.]
[10:36] CAC: I want to destroy twinGuardians
[10:36] CCU: Let's not continue to summon your one blindspot, she already helped herself twice.
[10:37] ?GG: kek
[10:37] CPP: [FIGHT PAST IT, AND THEN--]
[10:37] CPP: [...twinGuardians? HIM?]
[10:37] CPP: [YOU WANT TO DESTROY HIM??]
[10:37] CPP: [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]
[10:37] CPP: [YOU DON'T NEED A DEAL FOR THAT!]
[10:37] CPP: [THE GUY'S PATHETIC! IN YOUR CURRENT WAR'S TIMEFRAME, ANYWAY.]
[10:37] CAC: True
[10:37] CPP: [LOOK AT HIM! HE'S NOTHING AT ALL! HE'S SO UPSET WITH HOW EVERYTHING IN HIS LIFE IS GOING THAT HE'S GOING TO RUN AWAY SOON!]
[10:37] CCU: ((I think he still has Oblivion's Guardian. No-one took that away.))
[10:37] ?GG: nope
[10:38] CPP: [AND THAT ACTION WILL BRING ALL OF REALITY DOWN A DARK AND DISTURBING PATH OF DESTRUCTION THAT WILL RESULT IN THE DEATH OF MILLIONS, IF NOT BILLIONS, OF LIVES. TRILLIONS PRE-RETCON!]
[10:38] CUC: ((Remember, we're in the past. Also, Chemotherapy was OG's Perfect Split.))
[10:38] CCU: ((I don't think it was stated to be destroyed.))
[10:38] CPP: [BUT I'M GETTING AHEAD/BACKWARDS OF MYSELF HERE. AS MUCH AS KILLING GREENIE WOULD BE EASY, IT'S UNCONSCIONABLE! KILLING HIM WOULD CREATE A PARADOX SO GREAT THAT ALL OF YOU WOULD CEASE TO EXIST ON THE SPOT. SNAP! LIKE THAT!]
[10:38] CAC: Oh, when is this anyways
[10:38] CPP: [...I WAS SNAPPING MY FINGERS THERE.]
[10:38] CPP: [WHEN IS THIS? THE YEAR 2011.]
[10:39] CAC: Right...
[10:39] CPP: [AAAAAANYWAY. I'M GLAD YOU ALL SUMMONED ME AT ALL, BUT I HAVE TO BE GOING.]
[10:39] CPP: [WE CAN PICK THIS UP ANOTHER TIME!]
[10:39] ?GG: I should hold my posts back more often
[10:39] CPP: [AND IF YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS, COMMENTS, OR CONCERNS...]
[10:40] CCU: nah.
[10:40] CPP: [THAT FREDDY FAZBEAR HEAD IS ALWAYS OPEN.]
[10:40] CCU: So, about that >PROBΞCT command of UC's?
[10:40] CPP: [USERZERO'S NOT A PART OF APERTURE!]
[10:40] CAC: /see
[10:40] CCU: Then how is there a /zero command.
[10:40] ?GG: oh good the fredhed is a functional answering machine
[10:40] CPP: [YOU MADE ONE!]
[10:40] CPP: [ANYWAY, I'LL BE OFF!]
[10:41] ?GG: danr
[10:41] CCU: what.
[10:41] CCU: You made one?
[10:41] CCU: Hrm.
[10:41] CUC: We made one.
[10:41] CPP: [REMEMBER, VAGUE AND COMPLETELY DISTURBING COMMENT ABOUT THE SECRET REALITY AND NATURE OF LIFE THAT, WHEN TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT, COULD BE MISCONTRUED AS SOME SORT OF "DANK MEME"!]
[10:41] CUC: How, I don't know.
[10:41] CPP: [Command terminated.]
[10:41] CCU: Try it again, just in case.
[10:41] CPP: (())
[10:41] CAC: /see
[10:41] CUC: Nah.
[10:41] CCU: Fuck.