twitch.tv/stereotonetim 2018-04-19 [02:08] - f7f4718c-b69b-4d75-be06-9939b664b6b9.mpeg

[02:08:11] oldmario: silence from luna 🤔
[02:09:32] skelex: hows it going?
[02:09:36] megabro5000: life sucks then you die
[02:09:44] bl0cks: hey tim, why don't you play the yoshi or kirby puyo games?
[02:10:12] bl0cks: wait, the yoshi one might be block match - my bad
[02:10:23] revak01: yoshi's cookie was block match yeah
[02:10:46] skelex: it does have asshole kirby though
[02:10:48] louie2drinks: I’m right there with you, feeling crappy
[02:10:57] revak01: same tbh
[02:11:10] bl0cks: I was thinking of Tetris Attack which is not puyo
[02:12:20] johnkilo3: Tim have you ever played any of the Yakuza games?
[02:12:23] jencis0: salutations
[02:12:44] revolutionrespawn: yakuza is great
[02:12:53] johnkilo3: I think you might like them
[02:13:23] jencis0: play shenmue when it gets remastered on steam pls!
[02:13:26] not123username: Tim might spend all his nico money on the cam girls
[02:13:45] 13thmarc: no house flipper?
[02:13:51] revolutionrespawn: its just a port i think so it should be the same
[02:13:52] johnkilo3: I don't really know anything about Shenmue, so I can't compare
[02:13:54] 13thmarc: or is that tomorrow?
[02:13:55] skelex: Tim, I had a dream last night that I was watching you stream and you decided to do a face reveal, but when you turned on the webcam you were just an old dell that gained sentience
[02:14:17] jencis0: Tim is a Gateway
[02:14:46] 13thmarc: WHAT! bullshit! house flipper : may 17
[02:15:13] narsie: @Skelex Wouldn't really be a face reveal as there are already records of his face on the net. But old Dells man, I used to work with those things.
[02:15:20] tacom8: and old dell with a tshirt covering its cd rom and zip disk drive
[02:15:26] tacom8: an*
[02:16:17] bl0cks: you actually saw the true face in that dream
[02:16:22] bl0cks: not of tim. of god.
[02:16:49] rintezuka1: Hi
[02:16:50] narsie: What if Tim's face is the face of a God... and eldritch God?
[02:17:05] theeyesofsyn92: Tim and Chat retroHI
[02:17:14] rintezuka1: o/
[02:17:16] turnsie: hey tim, hey chat
[02:17:21] skelex: I prefer to maintain the fiction in my head that Tim's face cannot be photographed. Objects will spontaneously appear in front of it when the camera goes of
[02:17:25] turnsie: also hey syn
[02:17:37] apathetic_divine: Hello Timothy~ :)
[02:17:37] theeyesofsyn92: Turnsie!
[02:17:46] 13thmarc: Tim makes an appearance both in detective Pickachu and God of War
[02:17:52] tacom8: some sort of digital vampirism skelex?
[02:18:05] skelex: yeah
[02:18:07] theeyesofsyn92: its like the neighbor from Tool Time
[02:18:07] tacom8: we could build a story from that
[02:18:11] narsie: I have only seen one picture of Tim.
[02:18:29] 13thmarc: HidiHo neighbor
[02:18:39] narsie: But there is no way I'll ever share it with anyone, since Tim doesn't want that.
[02:19:01] 13thmarc: timFace
[02:19:11] rintezuka1: timNotfound
[02:19:21] theeyesofsyn92: that dragon girl is very formally dressed
[02:19:45] rintezuka1: yay Draco won
[02:19:49] skelex: does anyone else remember the time Tim showed thigh on stream and it crashed?
[02:19:50] tifakitteh: Good evening, beautiful people, and Draco
[02:19:54] 13thmarc: how does her dress work with her wings?
[02:19:59] theeyesofsyn92: she has elbow gloves
[02:20:02] ty1i: Are we going for a perfect ruin?
[02:20:06] rg802: its backless
[02:20:06] ty1i: Err run.
[02:20:18] tacom8: at this point even if tim did a big face cam reveal it would just be so anti climatic that the thrill of us assuming he is a male model or desktop PC would be a let down, the mystique lives on
[02:20:19] theeyesofsyn92: that's some fancy ballroom shit
[02:20:23] rg802: LUL Perfect ruin
[02:20:36] rg802: sounds about right
[02:21:03] dehumanization: tim probably has a weird nose
[02:21:24] 13thmarc: Tim probably has a SEXY nose timClip
[02:21:27] theeyesofsyn92: fair, I need to get myself a dark red long number with the thigh high slit
[02:21:57] theeyesofsyn92: the bright reds always seem to flashy
[02:22:08] theeyesofsyn92: too*
[02:22:19] 13thmarc: isn't always purples that are fancy?
[02:22:26] theeyesofsyn92: P
[02:22:37] theeyesofsyn92: Purple does not like me
[02:23:00] contradistinct: TheEyesofSyn92 you all moved and stuff already?
[02:23:16] theeyesofsyn92: Fishfellow looks like he's sinking rather than swimming
[02:23:23] theeyesofsyn92: yep Contra :)
[02:23:28] shanahand: timDinero
[02:23:30] tininsteelian: Nice, congrats!
[02:23:30] skelex: niiiice
[02:23:39] tacom8: that 50 cents closer to a new bag of rice
[02:23:40] clyde1500: The questions seemed easy but I wasn't paying attention and missed one triSad
[02:23:42] narsie: rizortyWhat
[02:23:47] plasticleg: yeah but you EARNED that 50 cents. more than a hobo can say
[02:23:50] jencis0: they really need to make the questions harder or reduce the timer
[02:23:57] tininsteelian: what do you think you'll spend your winnings on?
[02:24:10] tininsteelian: a new (hot wheels) car?
[02:25:23] 13thmarc: yay I got paid! ... and now to spend all of that on paying bills and the taxes I owe!
[02:25:25] skelex: you could get a packet of cinnamon twists from taco bell
[02:25:51] tacom8: new? never pay dealer prices for a car, get a used and gently loved hot wheels car
[02:26:58] tacom8: side note, youtube has a load of hot wheels and matchbox car restoration videos that are soothing to watch
[02:27:01] tacom8: would recomend
[02:28:12] 13thmarc: I like the guy who makes the model cars out of wire. they are pretty neat
[02:28:15] gashapon: Hello Tim
[02:28:53] sh1zuchan: Good evening timMrBones
[02:29:21] rintezuka1: timMrBones
[02:29:34] gashapon: You sound tired and sad
[02:30:14] tifakitteh: Thanks for streaming Tim <3 feels relaxed and chill
[02:30:14] sishen1542: tim, chat
[02:30:46] revolutionrespawn: evoHiyo
[02:31:22] rosaagustina: Beans
[02:31:53] theeyesofsyn92: This elephant looks like its really tired of life.
[02:31:55] memnarch6: b a t a n k y u
[02:32:04] memnarch6: also hi Tim
[02:32:11] rosaagustina: So how does puyo feel on the stick?
[02:32:45] rintezuka1: Is there a way to endlessly put last bean to the side when you have one spot left?
[02:32:55] sh1zuchan: rooCop
[02:33:01] smarioman: You should at least try it out.
[02:33:08] rintezuka1: Fashion police is coming
[02:33:35] plasticleg: do you own any of the newer fighters tim?
[02:33:37] theeyesofsyn92: Why do many of the make characters have this pose where they're simultaneously trying to reach out to call for a cab while doing a sexy "show a little leg" pose?
[02:33:40] ty1i: MAIM!? Are you gonna highscore donkey kong?!
[02:33:44] theeyesofsyn92: male*
[02:34:09] sorayarlarwin: Lies, you have Melty Blood
[02:34:12] theeyesofsyn92: oh despondant elephant monk is back
[02:34:19] gashapon: Gotta prepare yourself for some arcade Puyo should you ever find yourself in a Japanese arcade
[02:34:49] smarioman: @Ty1i Don't bully Billy Mitchell. He doesn't know any better! ;(
[02:35:16] ty1i: I heard that he's trying to appeal the ban against him and his scores.
[02:35:23] ty1i: Todd Rogers.
[02:35:24] mastaonion: Todd Rogers?
[02:35:25] brimthrown: billy mitchell is such a bastard
[02:35:27] ty1i: He faked like over 100 scores.
[02:35:29] ty1i: Or something.
[02:35:34] sishen: hi i evolved
[02:35:59] tacom8: really? that guy was a cheat?
[02:36:07] ty1i: Mitchell said that he's going to try to reinstate himself as the first 1m on Donkey Kong....so it's gonna be hilarious,.
[02:36:08] farjuan: thats wieber cooks
[02:36:10] tacom8: that is satisfying to learn
[02:36:43] gashapon: His reputation will forever be tarnished
[02:36:55] sh1zuchan: Batankyu~ rooFeels
[02:37:04] sishen: dont need reputation when you have money
[02:37:15] ty1i: Well apparently, it was hard enough that he had to fake it.
[02:37:52] ty1i: Yeah Todd Rogers faked all his records and one point was just straight up inserting his own "records" for any game that didn't have records, apparently.
[02:37:55] ty1i: So that was fun to read about.
[02:39:34] dehumanization: the truth always comes to the light
[02:40:41] smarioman: So many faked runs. Apparently the Super Meat Boy WR was recently determined to have been spliced.
[02:40:57] blizzaxe: that's not recent
[02:41:05] blizzaxe: not that recent*
[02:41:06] smarioman: "recent"
[02:41:29] mastaonion: wasn't there also a Yoshi's Island run found out to be faked awhile back too
[02:41:33] gashapon: makes you wonder how many other WRs out there are fake
[02:41:54] smarioman: Oh yeah. Those were great too @Mastaonion
[02:42:14] starfishheat: couldnt be trihex though he never had a record
[02:42:24] starfishheat: The only honest speedrun game is Perfect Dark
[02:43:09] sh1zuchan: Oh my god muhGawd
[02:44:24] naughters: lmao the frog
[02:44:35] jencis0: all the Oregon Trail ii runs were faked
[02:44:46] sh1zuchan: timOx timOh
[02:45:46] makeneighlikehorse: cramp!
[02:46:09] contradistinct: brownies are done
[02:46:10] smarioman: Apparently the BioShock Infinite speedrun is allowing use of a cheat to always get a hat that grants a speed boost when your shield breaks so people don't have to play games reloading a checkpoint for it.
[02:46:15] jonny9fire: How can the runs be fake when video games themselves are fake
[02:46:26] luna_moona: timOh
[02:46:33] luna_moona: yjmmy
[02:46:35] luna_moona: *yummy
[02:46:36] tifakitteh: Lol, speedruns
[02:46:38] sh1zuchan: How can video games be real if our eyes aren't real? muhThink
[02:46:45] luna_moona: i installed dampeners on my keyboard
[02:46:56] luna_moona: and man it is quiet now
[02:47:07] blizzaxe: Arle is a cutie
[02:47:11] blizzaxe: so is Draco
[02:47:26] starfishheat: how can happiness be real when mai waifu isn't zoneCry
[02:48:14] jencis0: oh ma gah
[02:48:26] sh1zuchan: oh my gah muhGawd
[02:48:52] jencis0: monotonetim
[02:49:10] tininsteelian: ptken?
[02:49:11] smarioman: Panga?
[02:49:11] brimthrown: suse speaking of, bubblepuppets hasnt been online in quite a while (as far as ive noticed)
[02:49:19] sishen: ptken
[02:49:20] theeyesofsyn92: @sh1zuchan muh5
[02:49:28] sh1zuchan: @TheEyesofSyn92 muhYee
[02:49:37] tininsteelian: ptken still streams, yeah
[02:49:57] theeyesofsyn92: unsFine timOh
[02:50:00] tininsteelian: he streamed mario maker earlier today, actually
[02:50:57] theeyesofsyn92: Blue haired princely mcprincington contorts his leg weirdly
[02:51:50] zelst: are you playing puyo with the fight stick yet
[02:52:43] turnsie: i can't imagine there'd be that big of a difference using a fight stick
[02:52:49] turnsie: other than having to relearn muscle memory
[02:53:01] zelst: there's not its just fun
[02:53:05] zelst: and clack
[02:54:34] deadlyspaghettie: howdy
[02:55:53] jencis0: time's a wastin
[02:56:12] starfishheat: just had to pop a molly
[02:56:44] tibalt_the_fiend_blooded: Tim why is there a farcry movie/tv show? haha just came across this in my amazon video app
[02:56:53] perciacalos: This seems rather hard
[02:56:53] smarioman: Oh. Tengen.
[02:56:54] purecoin: PokCharizard PokGardevoir PokGengar PokCroagunk PokLucario
[02:57:11] thedumbesthorse: oh no
[02:57:13] tifakitteh: Look at this sick 3 frames per seconds
[02:57:15] deadlyspaghettie: ahh a nice relaxing drive
[02:57:15] brimthrown: good framerate
[02:57:18] thedumbesthorse: do the loop de loop
[02:57:23] revolutionrespawn: oof
[02:57:26] tininsteelian: I really like Hard Drivin' for some reason
[02:57:37] 13thmarc: wow, is this Forza Horizon 6? Tim got it early?
[02:57:39] tininsteelian: it's oddly charming
[02:57:40] dehumanization: drivin is hard
[02:57:44] smarioman: lol
[02:57:47] revolutionrespawn: LUL
[02:57:49] purecoin: the Amazon firestick twitch app has some interesting emotes.
[02:58:37] smarioman: I remember being intensely confused when I first played racing games with triggers.
[02:58:39] tininsteelian: I think you held up to accelerate in Halo?
[02:58:46] tininsteelian: there are some games that do it, they're all terrible
[02:58:46] growlkore: oh god I played this game so much as a kid
[02:58:51] naughters: you think this is about like, 10 frames?
[02:58:56] 13thmarc: going from GT to forza confused me with holding the triggers for brake and gas
[02:59:05] revolutionrespawn: yeah halo you hold up on the analog to go forward
[02:59:21] starfishheat: this is just like the gta online driving courses
[02:59:25] tifakitteh: Which version is this? I feel like I played a similar game with a map editor on DOS a long time ago at a friend's place
[02:59:27] purecoin: I don't know why I'm doing this.
[02:59:35] naughters: lol
[02:59:37] 13thmarc: This sort of reminds me of Interstate 76
[02:59:49] tifakitteh: Gotcha
[02:59:53] tininsteelian: I have hard time going back to earlier Gran Turismo games because you have to press the X button to accelerate instead of the triggers
[02:59:53] smarioman: Games where you actually need to go into the reverse gear and then accelerate, that's just confusing, but certainly more accurate.
[03:00:07] naughters: What WAS the amiga? Wasn't it just one of the OG PCs?
[03:00:13] purecoin: over game!
[03:00:14] rpdofficer: Game over yeeeaaaaaaahhhh
[03:00:27] tininsteelian: the arcade version is a lot better
[03:00:41] turnsie: 100 times 0 is still 0
[03:00:52] shimmerfairy: Just spend a few minutes and not hours playing Daytona instead. timBBQQT
[03:01:00] shanahand: I feel like I played this or atleast something like this at my dentist when I was like 10
[03:01:05] naughters: It's the anti-suicide racing game!
[03:01:05] darkstorm5951: IOWA
[03:01:18] naughters: omg play fairly odd parents what
[03:01:45] smarioman: @naughters It's a GameBoy Video ROM.
[03:01:50] naughters: neat
[03:01:53] tininsteelian: ten hardest drivers timClip
[03:02:01] th3third: They're so hard.
[03:02:16] smarioman: Literally just pirating episodes over Twitch at abysmal quality.
[03:02:17] purecoin: Tim just become a slave to randomized selection. I have some 700 movies on my Plex server that my roll a few dice and prepare to suffer through it.
[03:02:29] fishjar: Hi Tim. How's old games?
[03:02:35] purecoin: that I*
[03:02:36] starfishheat: Yoshi s cute
[03:03:02] fishjar: I feel ya
[03:03:06] clyde1500: Any plans for cities skylines?
[03:03:40] brimthrown: add cheese
[03:04:24] smarioman: Why do the cookies turn red when they get close?
[03:04:41] thedumbesthorse: i wish i were eating that many cookies right now
[03:04:47] clyde1500: Cause they're about to burn
[03:05:00] luna_moona: "my name's tanaka & i'm a mean mc." timOh
[03:05:30] purecoin: does the Mario mean anything?
[03:05:34] naughters: this one phat yoshi
[03:05:45] starfishheat: 1-1 Make Eggs Throw Eggs
[03:05:50] bleachex: Diabetes
[03:05:53] luna_moona: tim what is the objective of this game
[03:06:11] clyde1500: To distract from life
[03:06:12] rebcart: to win and not lose
[03:06:15] starfishheat: Yoshi's Cookie
[03:06:19] dicedlemming: its like chex mix
[03:06:20] luna_moona: so is there no way to win?
[03:06:26] starfishheat: FeelsBadMan
[03:06:28] rebcart: you win by not losing
[03:06:32] tifakitteh: "win"? You don't win arcade games
[03:06:39] tifakitteh: You just score until you die
[03:06:44] fishjar: It's just a score dealio
[03:06:53] luna_moona: is this just a momentary distraction from the puyo lifestyle?
[03:06:54] smarioman: There has to be a maximum score though.
[03:06:59] dicedlemming: who is trying to feed him bombs?
[03:07:11] tifakitteh: I do, I hate Yoshi
[03:07:16] dicedlemming: heck
[03:07:17] turnsie: wow
[03:07:46] luna_moona: take this to gdq timBBQQT
[03:07:52] bryantzuki: you're quiet now.
[03:07:59] luna_moona: timOh
[03:08:01] sh1zuchan: Someday you'll break 1500 rooCry
[03:08:11] smarioman: You haven't played true Mario mini-games until you've played the ones on New Super Mario Bros./Super Mario 64 DS.
[03:08:25] purecoin: has speedrunning ever interested to you Tim?
[03:08:40] bryantzuki: Oh man this rum is amazing
[03:08:41] luna_moona: bryant what did you do today
[03:08:45] bryantzuki: I worked
[03:08:48] bryantzuki: in ballantyne
[03:08:52] clyde1500: Wasn't it like poker and black jack?
[03:08:56] luna_moona: oh, you sounded tired in #general
[03:08:58] smarioman: Only on the Oregon Trail.
[03:09:19] clyde1500: Did anybody beat tim's oregon trail speedrun?
[03:09:19] bryantzuki: kinda
[03:09:28] smarioman: Did anyone even try?
[03:09:29] bryantzuki: I was thinking about going out but decided aginst it.
[03:09:31] tifakitteh: The way I've speedran before was just trying to improve myself and enjoy myself doing so. Not beat other nerds or be the best forever
[03:09:35] purecoin: most mascots in a park.
[03:09:47] luna_moona: tim is this just a momentary distraction from the puyo lifestyle?
[03:09:47] tifakitteh: Of course, having picked Secret of Evermore to speedrun, I just ended up hating that game
[03:09:48] purecoin: most debt in a profitable park.
[03:09:57] smarioman: The only fun I could ever have with a speedrun is casually playing a game with a timer running.
[03:09:58] luna_moona: was work tough?
[03:10:13] bryantzuki: Nah, just lazy lazy today.
[03:10:21] gashapon: I don’t have the patience to attempt speed running either
[03:10:32] smarioman: TAS could be fun too.
[03:10:50] luna_moona: i forgot to take my adhd medicine before work
[03:10:53] luna_moona: it was tough
[03:10:53] smarioman: But that's a very different breed of speedrun.
[03:11:02] bryantzuki: Oh no
[03:11:15] gashapon: but props to people who have the concentration and fortitude to keep retrying for better times
[03:11:27] dicedlemming: i see mario with a chef outfit, so its implied he's cookin these cookies
[03:11:28] tifakitteh: The first time I speedran was a friend telling me he beat A Link to the Past in one afternoon and I didn't believe him
[03:11:29] dicedlemming: is he also cooking the bombs
[03:11:39] clyde1500: Tim could translate old games that never made it to the west
[03:12:07] bryantzuki: I'm still looking for a new job
[03:12:10] bryantzuki: (
[03:12:15] luna_moona: timOh
[03:12:20] contradistinct: but you have two jobs?
[03:12:23] bryantzuki: yup
[03:12:26] luna_moona: wait what
[03:12:26] bryantzuki: both retail
[03:12:31] luna_moona: i thought you just worked at abc store
[03:12:38] bryantzuki: naw still at publix sundays.
[03:12:45] luna_moona: i had no idea
[03:13:04] luna_moona: well at least they have better clientele (i assume?)
[03:13:21] bryantzuki: depends on the store lol
[03:13:33] luna_moona: buy me some alcohol and i'll come visit you Kappa
[03:13:51] bryantzuki: I've now got six bottles of rum
[03:13:56] contradistinct: bake me some stuff
[03:13:58] contradistinct: with rum
[03:13:59] bryantzuki: and uhhh two special bottles of whiskey
[03:14:08] luna_moona: put rum in a tray and bake it
[03:14:13] luna_moona: then ship to ConcernDoge Kappa
[03:14:19] purecoin: is there such thing as another Oregon Trail streamer?
[03:14:43] purecoin: we'll make a leaderboard
[03:15:11] contradistinct: i'm ready for my 2 weeks off
[03:15:36] dajmasta: are the red ones spicy or something?
[03:15:44] luna_moona: do you sample the merchandise at the liquor store bryant?